‘patan: yeh bakra kitne ka ha
admi: 38,000 ka
patan: heran ho kar
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touch screen wala ha kya. :)xposed’
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- Janney se phaley humain kitne zakham de
Janney Se Phaley Humain Kitne Zakham De Gaya Ek Insaan Sare Shahar Ko Wiraan Kaar......
- Kitne saalo se bhatkti rahi hoo khud
Kitne Saalo Se Bhatkti Rahi Hoo Khud Ko Tanha Karke Lagta Hai Jis Umeed Se......
- Apni kismat ke aage kitne benur hai
Apni Kismat Ke Aage. Kitne Benur Hai Sapne, Hakikat Ke Aage, Koi Ruki Si Dhadkan......
- Main banjaara waqt ke kitne shahron se
Main Banjaara Waqt Ke Kitne Shahron Se Guzara Hoon Lekin, Waqt Ke Ek Shahar Se......
- Sansad main ye mara mari kitne din ab
Sansad Main Ye Mara-Mari, Kitne Din Ab Aur Chalegi? Netajiyo Ki Ye Makkari, Kitne Din......
- Anjaan aks nigaahon main kitne roj dikhte
Anjaan Aks Nigaahon Main Kitne Roj Dikhte Hai… Jazbaton Kii Duniya Main Dil Kitne Roj......
- Kitne maasuum the hum nadaan hume mohobbat
Kitne Maasuum The Hum Kitne Nadaan The Hum Hume Mohobbat Karnaa Sikha Diyaa Tumne Jisse......
- Ishq mein naa jane kitne romiomajnu aur
Ishq Mein Naa Jane Kitne Romio,Majnu Aur Farhad Hue Par Duniya Jaanti Hai Ki Ishq......
- Meree in ankhon ne kitne nazuk sapne
Meree In Ankhon Ne Kitne Nazuk Sapne Dekhe Hain Sarhad Ke Is Par Hoon Main......
- Mujhey na maalum main kitne jaam pee
Mujhey Na Maalum Main Kitne Jaam Pee Gaya Bus Usko Yaad Karta Karta Peegaya Raatein......
- Main tere door tha phir bhi kitne
Main Tere Door Tha Phir Bhi Kitne Kareeb Tha Tuzhe Yahan Urdumein Likhte Rahete Hain......
- Kitne gamm hain mujhko ae khudaduniya ko
Kitne Gamm Hain Mujhko Ae Khuda,Duniya Ko Kya Battlaun Ziya Nahi Mujhse Aab Jata,Dil Karta......
- Na puch kitne sadam uttakar aaya ho
Na Puch Kitne Sadam Uttakar Aaya Ho Mai Teere Sahaer Say Tookarey Kha Kar Aaya......
- Kitne din guzre hain teri awaaz na
Kitne Din Guzre Hain Teri Awaaz Na Sunni Maine, Kitne Saal Beet Gaye Tera Chehera......
- Intezaar ke rang kitne hazaroon saal
Intezaar Ke Rang Kitne ? Hazaroon Saal Ke Baad Kisne ? Agar Man Per Dastak......
- Kisiko kya batayen ki kitne majboor hain
Kisiko Kya Batayen Ki Kitne Majboor Hain Hum, Chaha Tha Bas Ek Tumko Aur Tumse......
- Kitne guroor se wo mujhe tanha chhod
Kitne Guroor Se Wo Mujhe Tanha Chhod Gaya Tha, Use Maloom Tha Mere Paas Koi......
- Kitni acchi zindagi jaa rahi thi kitne
Kitni Acchi Zindagi Jaa Rahi Thi Kitne Maze Mein Main Jee Rahi Thi Achanak Aaya......
- Dil main kitne sitam liye nazaroo ki
Dil Main Kitne Sitam Liye Nazaroo Ki Nazakat Main Kitne He Illam Liye Saar Utha......
- Kitne badal gaye hain woh haalaat ki
Kitne Badal Gaye Hain Woh Haalaat Ki Tarah Jab Bhi Mile Hain Paheli Mulaaqaat Ki......
- Kitne armano ko dil mein chupa rakha
Kitne Armano Ko Dil Mein Chupa Rakha Hai Chirago Ki Hifajat Ko Hawao Ko Bula......
- Tum kitne saal se jalebi bana rahe
Tum kitne Saal Se Jalebi bana rahe ho ? Halwai : 30 saal se..! Santa......
- Kitne payar sa likha tha tera naam
kitne payar sa likha tha tera naam faraz….. betab lehron ne choom choom kar mita......
- Mere kitne sms mile bahut saare aur
Mere Kitne SMS mile? Bahut saare? Aur tune kitne bheje? Ek bhi nahi! Haaak Thu:......
- Kitne jaldi yeh mulakat guzar jati hai
Kitne jaldi yeh mulakat guzar jati hai, pyas bujhti nahi ki barsat guzar jati hai.......
- Teacher duniya me kitne barr e azam hen
Teacher: Duniya me kitne Barr-e-Azam hen? Pathan: 4 Teacher: Kon Kon Se? Pathan: 1.Quaid-e-Azam 2.......
- Bachay kitne sachay hotay hain maa
Bachay Kitne Sachay Hotay Hain…… Maa : Beta Kya Kar Rahay Ho? . . …Beta......
- Memon ek kela kitne ka hykele wala
Memon: ek kela kitne ka hy?Kele wala: 1 rupe Memon: 60 pese mey milega? Kele......
- Kitne chiragh bujh gaye din beet
Kitne chiragh bujh gaye Kitne din beet gaye hai dekho toh sahi, Kitne chiragh bujh......
- Awaaz de kay chup gaye kitne haseen
Awaaz De Kay Chup Gaye Kitne Haseen Log … Yeh Aashiqi Tu Aankh Machooli Hai......