KHATARNAAK DOSTI :

Boy reached home late.

His father- ‘kaha tha tu?’

Son- ‘Friend ke gher tha.’

Father called his 10 friends.

4 answered:

‘Haan uncle, yahi par tha’

3 answered:

‘just abhi nikla hai’

2 answered:

‘yahi hai uncle, Parh raha hai…phone don kya’…?

1 ne to hadd kar di

He Answerd- ‘Haan papa, bolo kya hua?’:-D