1 zaheen admi ko pata chalay k murgi sonay k anday deti hai to wo osay dunya ki nazro se chupa k rakhe ga.
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1shatir admi oss murgay ki nigahbani aur hifazat karega jis ki waja se murgi, sonay k anday deti hai…
~…Understand The Difference…~…
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2 Admi Qabristan Main Baithe The 1 Ne Kaha "Ye Log Bare Aram Se Sotay......
- 1 admi public bathroom gya aur hour
1 AdMi pUbLiC bAtHrOoM gYa aUr 1 HoUr k bAaD NikLa. BaHr bEtHa hUwA JaMaDaR......
- Ek admi roz subha darakht ki shaakh
Ek Admi Roz Subha Darakht Ki Shaakh Pe Charrh K Baith Jata Tha Poocho Kyon.?......
- Ek ganja admi aur bowler awaz sun
eK gAnJa aDMi aUr eK bOwLeR eK aWaZ sUn K bUhAt gUsSa HoTaY HaiN… .......
- Etahasha admi mein koi ek insaan hu
Etahasha Admi Mein Koi Ek Insaan Hu Mein Umr-E-Ashiqi Mein, Shab-E-Mosiki Mein Barisho Mein, Sardiyon......
- 1 sharif admi shadi ke bad apni
1 sharif admi shadi ke bad apni bv se bola:Ajse tum hi meri zenat ho,......
- 1 admi apni biwi ko dafna k
1 admi apni biwi ko dafna k ghar aya to ASMAN per bijli karakne lagi......
- Ek admi roz subha darakht ki shaakh
Ek Admi Roz Subha Darakht Ki Shaakh Pe Charrh K Baith Jata Tha Poocho Kyon.?......
- Admi sardar g aap yahan baithey hai
Admi: Sardar G! Aap Yahan Baithey hai Aap k Dost ki Death ho gai hai.Aap......
- 1 jaga bomb blast k bad admi
1 Jaga Bomb Blast K Bad 1 Admi Chila Raha Tha: ‘O God! Mera Haath......
- 1 admi samamdr men doob gyais ne
1 admi samamdr men doob gya.is ne dua ki k Ya Allah muje yahan se......
- Ek admi kabar par betha tha musafir
ek admi kabar par betha tha, musafir ne pucha dar nahin lagta??? admi:darne ki kya......
- Ek bar admi ne june mien apne
ek bar ek admi ne june mien apne dost ko april fool banaya....
- Admi sir meri biwi gum hogai he
ADMI: sir meri biwi gum hogai he postmaster: bhai ye post office hy tum police......
- Raat k 1 bjay admi apni bv
Raat k 1 bjay 1 admi apni b.v ko kamre me le gaya usay bed......
- 1 admi ne apni saas k paas
1 Admi Ne Apni Saas K paas Saanp Betha Dekha Aadmi-Meri Saas Ko Dass Lo.......
- 1 admi pathan ko mar raha thalogo
1 ADMI PATHAN KO MAR RAHA THA,LOGO NE POCHA K Q MAR RAHE HO?WO BOLA......
- Load shedding ki musibat ek admi
Load shedding ki musibat. Ek admi raat ko apne gahr gaya. darwaza knock kiya. Bivi:kon?......
- 1 admi adhi rat ko apni moti
1 admi adhi rat ko apni moti biwi ko jaga k bola “begum! sisk sisk......
- Aik admi apni biwi ki qabr per
Aik Admi Apni Biwi ki Qabr per behta Ro raha tha aur Qabr ko Pankhey......
- 1 admi kisi bhoot se mila aur
1 Admi kisi bhoot Se Mila Aur Bhot se kaha Mujhe Aisa bana Do k......
- Aik kanjoos admi ne apne bachon se
Aik kanjoos admi ne apne bachon se kaha. “jo raat ka khana nahi khaye ga......
- Agar kisi admi ko ye yakin ha
agar kisi admi ko ye yakin ha k wo jitni martba marrzi se apne dost......
- Baaki sab theek hey aik admi kafi
Baaki sab theek hey. Aik admi kafi arsa k bad ghar aya tou rasty mein......
- Ek admi bahut zyada sochta tha 2nd
EK ADMI BAHUT ZYADA SOCHTA THA. 2nd admi ne us se pocha itna q sochte......
- 1 admi bhagte hue aaya aur pathan
1 admi Bhagte hue Aaya aur Pathan se Bola: Khan Jaldi jao Tumhare Ghr mein......
- 1 admi ki aik tang haddi toot
1 Admi ki aik tang ki haddi toot gayi Hospital gya to waha dOsrey admi......
- Life time message aik admi ek
LIFE TIME MESSAGE aik admi ek konay mem ro raha tha. kisi na us sa......
- Admi teacher se yar mare business k
Admi Teacher se: Yar mare Business k liay in Bechon se Dua kr wa dyn......
- 1 admi hu aadmi ki nafsiyat samajh
1 Admi Hu Aadmi ki Nafsiyat Samajh sakta Ghor Farmaiye Customer: Mujhay 1 Ladies suit......
- Jo admi hmesha hansta rehta hy us
Jo admi hmesha hansta rehta hy Us admi ko urdu zaban me ‘HAS MUKH’ kehte......
- Ek admi apni biwi ko dafna kar
Ek admi apni biwi ko dafna kar ghar aya to ASMAN per bijli karakne lagi......