7 signs of University students:
1. Ratta marnay ko “mehnat” kehna.
2. Her semstr k start mei ye ehad krna k “is semstr mei sath sath parhna hai”.
3. Apna cel of kr k parhna Or phr 5, 5 min bad on kr k dykhna k koi msg to nae aya?
4. group study k dauran bar bar ye elaan krna k “ab kisi ne koi chawal mari to group se bahr”.
5. Parhny se phly course k pages gin’na or phir khauf sy bnd kr dyna.
6. Her lecture k end mei agay walay ko puchna, “Yar tere pas kal wala lecture hai?”.
7. Oper di gae tmam “chawlein” marny k baad kehna k “yaar! Apni degree ka koi scope nahi”….
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