Samosa said to Aaloo:

Jab mein fry hota hun

to tumhain cover kar k garam oil se bacha leta hun.

Bcoz i love u

Aaloo said:

Jab log tumhain fry hone k foran bad khatay hain to main bhi unki zuban jala deta hun

I love u 2

Moral:

In dono ki prem kahani pe na jayen,

Samosa thora thanda kar k khain