Samosa said to Aaloo:
Jab mein fry hota hun
to tumhain cover kar k garam oil se bacha leta hun.
Bcoz i love u
Aaloo said:
Jab log tumhain fry hone k foran bad khatay hain to main bhi unki zuban jala deta hun
I love u 2
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In dono ki prem kahani pe na jayen,
Samosa thora thanda kar k khain
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- Dil ko sa rah hoti ha
Dil ko Dil sa Rah hoti ha Jub gubaara phata ha tu Tha hoti ha...
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The pain of losing a Loved one is nothing when compared to the pain that......
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‘Get Well Quick, U Lazy Bum, There?s Lots Of Work To Do. If U Stay......
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