3 men were in Prison:
A Rapist, A Psycho & A Gay.
Rapist:
If I Find a Cat here
I will fuck it hard till it Dies!
Psycho:
Oh Yeah! & Once its dead
I will fuck it till I die!
…
Gay Standing in the Corner Softly Says:
*Meeoowww*
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