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1. chand kahon to chup jao

   chand kahon to chup jao gy khawab kahon to tot jao gy dost kahon to......




2. Pahle Chitthi ke badle taar aata tha

   Pahle Chitthi ke badle taar aata tha ek bulawe par mera yaar aata tha Ab......




3. Boy: To phir chale.?

   Boy: Mai 20 years ka hu, tum kitne ki ho. ? Gal: Mai bhi 20......




4. khidki band, hawa band

   khidki khuli thi, hawa aa rathi. Khidki khuli thi, hawa aa rahi, Khidki khuli thi,......




5. LOVE IS BLIND

   LOVE IS BLIND BE VERY KIND WHEN I KISS U PLZ DONT MIND...




6. Finally take out B,still IT remains….

   Our friendship has become our HABIT even if U take out H-ABIT remains.Take out A......




7. Meaning of Friendship

   Meaning of Friendship : – F——-FOREVER , R——-RESPONCIBLE , I——–INTELLIGENT , E——-EAGER TO MAIL ,......




8. ‘tears 4love’, those B-grade

   Those ‘midnight teas’,Those ‘bday bumps’… ‘Old torn jeans’, Those ‘late night walks’, ‘long chats’… ‘pinches......




9. Just treasure me wen I’m ALIVE.

   Talk 2 me wen I’m Bored, B with me wen i’m Sad, Hug me wen......




10. (Answer is “KISS”).

    Smile is the 2nd best thing you can do with your Lips. What is first......




11. NICE POEM:

    NICE POEM: One-One = TWO I love you. Two-Two = FOUR Love me more. Three-Three......




12. Din ka raat se hay

    kabhi socha hai? Hamare rishtey ka naam kia hai? *Dosti *Mohababt *Zarurat *Khuwahish *Junoon *Ishq......




13. pani-ka-ek-katra-aankh-se-gira

    Pani ka ek katra aankh se gira abhi abhi.. >kya tum ne mujko yaad kiya......




14. Sab kuch badaltay dekha hay aasman

    SAB KUCH BADALTAY DEKHA HAY AASMAN KO DHALTAY DEKHA HAY TUM SOORAJ KI BAAT KERTAY......




15. Height of cowardice 2 persons fighting through

    Height Of Cowardice: 2 Persons Fighting Through Sms Height Of Helplessmess: Receiving No Sms For......




16. What a fact she needs man

    What a fact…!!! She needs a man with a future, He needs a woman with......




17. One best book is equal to

    One best book is equal to hundred good friends… BUT, One good friend is equal......




18. I dont cheat just change the

    I Don’t Cheat, I Just Change The Rules! I Always Want To Rise Up, But......




19. Reality of fear ure n0t scared

    REALITY OF FEAR: u’re n0t scared of the dark. U’re scared of what’s in it.......




20. This poem written by an african child

    This poem, written by an African child was nominated for the Best Poem of 2005.......




21. For acca students ques prove that

    For ACCA students Ques: prove that 2/10=2. Normal colege sutdnt insist question is “out of......




22. For all my haters i

    For All My Haters . . . . I Just Want You To Know That......




23. Eq1 studydont fail eq2 dont studyfail

    Eq.1: study=dont fail Eq.2: dont study=fail adding eq 1&2 study+dont study=fail+dont fail taking common study(1+dont)=fail(1+dont)......




24. I like long walks especially

    I Like Long Walks … Especially When They Are Taken By People Who Annoy ME......




25. If people never did silly thingsnothing intelligent

    If people never did silly things,nothing intelligent would ever get done…....




26. Feel the difference a job is

    Feel The Difference A Job Is Something U Do For Money A Career Is Something......




27. That amazing moment when you

    That Amazing Moment.. – – – – When YOu DrOp YOur PhOne.. But, The HeadphOnes......




28. Some one asked me to describe you

    some one asked me to describe you in two words. he expected me to answer......




29. Sure dat no matter what happens u

    Sure Dat No Matter what Happens, u will Never Let my Hand Go.” So Hold......




30. Crazy thought there is a difference

    CraZy ThOuGhT There iS a DiFFeReNcE oF OnE LeTTeR iN ThE SpELLiNgS oF NeW eLeCTeD......




31. Our parents spend the first 12 months

    Our parents spend the first 12 Months of our lives teaching us 2 walk &......




32. Sweet person deserves sweetness great greatness sincere

    Sweet person deserves sweetness Great person deserves Greatness Sincere person deserves Sincerity Lovely person deserves......




33. The problems that exist in the world

    ‘The problems that exist in the world today cannot be solved by the level of......




34. Another definition of bhaiya b bada

    ANOTHER DEFINITION OF BHAIYA B- BADA H- HANDSOM A- AUR I- INTELLIGENT Y- YAAR A-......




35. Kya hua tum ne miss call kyun

    Kya hua? Tum ne miss call kyun di thi? agar aap ki miss call ati......




36. People think smoking is hard to quit

    People Think SMOKING Is Hard To Quit. G0D ! ! They Haven’t Tried To Quit......




37. Cutest propose in kg class girl kya

    Cutest PROPOSE In KG Class- Girl-Kya Tu Mele ko Apna Address Dega? Boy-Pal Kyu? ?......




38. Lab pe aati hai dua ban k tamna meri

    Lab-pe-aati hai dua ban k tamna meri Zindagi ek LOVER ki sorat ho Khudaya meri......




39. In a way i feel sorry for

    In a way I Feel Sorry For The kids of Next Generation . . They’ll......




40. Dhoka mila jab bhi pyar mein

    Dhoka mila jab bhi pyar mein, Zindgi mein udasi chaa gayee.. Socha tha chhor den......




41. Unki nigahe kya kamal karti he

    Unki Nigahe Kya Kamal Karti He Kabhi Haqiqat To Kabhi Afsane Bayan Karti He Tham......




42. Ek pathan 100 volt k bulb par

    Ek Pathan 100 volt k bulb par Baap ka naam likh raha tha. 2nd Pathan......




43. U seem to be much careless nowdays

    u seem to be much careless nowdays… alwayz leaving your things here and there, c......




44. Tumhari duniya se chale jane ke bad

    Tumhari ‘Duniya’ Se Chale Jane Ke Bad Hum Tumhe, Har Aik ‘Tare’ Main Nazar Aaya......




45. Sochta hun ke ye doulat larkian bungle

    Sochta hun ke ye doulat ye larkian ye bungle ye gariyan ye dunia bhar ke......




46. Reply the answer 1 ek baat jo

    Reply The Answer.. 1- Ek Baat Jo Mujh Main Buri Ho?? 2- Ek Baat Jo......




47. Someday you may lose your hair teeth

    Someday you may lose your hair. you may lose your teeth- oyur money & even......




48. A true relationship is not like the

    ?A True Relationship is not like the Rain which pours and goes away, A True......




49. Please come out of the room so

    Please Come Out Of The Room! So The Sun Can Rise, Flowers Can Blossom, Birds......




50. Tere darwaze par sanam bar ayenge tere

    tere darwaze par sanam bar bar ayenge. Tere darwaze par sanam bar bar ayenge. Bell......




51. Jin logoun k khayalaat achey houn woh

    jin logoun k khayalaat achey houn woh kabhi tanha nahin hotey hein...




52. Kitne jaldi yeh mulakat guzar jati hai

    Kitne jaldi yeh mulakat guzar jati hai, Pyaass bujhti nahin ki barsaat guzar jati hai.......




53. Raste main na baitho ke hawa tang

    Raste main na baitho ke hawa tang kare gee Bichre huway logon ki sada tang......




54. Jis ka wajood hi nahain woh hasti

    jis ka wajood hi nahain woh hasti kis kam ki,jahan dil na lagay woh baste......




55. Baat aaisi ho k jazbat kam na

    Baat aaisi ho k jazbat kam na hon, Khayalat aaisay hon k koi gham na......




56. The brightest future will always be based

    The brightest future will always be based on a forgotten past, you can’t get on......




57. If i cud reach up and hold

    If i cud reach up and hold a star 4 every time u made me......




58. Susti hamari sab se bari dushman haiallama

    ‘Susti Hamari sab se bari Dushman Hai’(Allama Iqbal) ‘Hamein apne Dushman se bhi pyar krna......




59. 7th aug 09 ko 12 baj k

    7th Aug 09 ko 12 baj k 34 min or 56 sec prtime & date......




60. U know what makes me hapy when

    U Know what makes me hapy when u msg me?Ur jokes..No!Graphics..No!Sweet msg..No! Just…ur ‘NAME’ that......




61. Zindgi sukh dukhki pheli hesukh me to

    Zindgi sukh dukhKi pheli he.Sukh me to sbhiPyar jtate he, pr jo dukh mePyar kre......




62. Hurry up fill in the blanks with

    Hurry up. fill in the blanks with ‘HAAN’ or ‘NAHI’ 1.__________main insan nahi hu 2.__________main......




63. Teacher tum baray ho ker kia kero

    teacher: Tum baray ho ker kia kero gay? Student: Shadi… Teacher: Nhe mera matlab hai......




64. If i had one last wish before

    If i had one last wish before i die … My last wish would be......




65. Yeh duniya 1 chota sa khuwab hai

    Yeh duniya 1 chota sa khuwab hai. Jiyo apni zindagi aise, jaise ji raha gulab......




66. Usne honton se chu kar pani ko

    Usne honton se chu kar,, Pani ko gulabi kar diya,, Hamari to baat aur thi......




67. A u r active b best

    A : u r Active B : u r Best C : u r Cute......




68. 5 great people 1quaid woh to ab

    5 great people: 1.Quaid, woh to ab rahe nahi 2.Wasim Akram woh kisi kaam ka......




69. The man who is incapable ov making

    the man who is incapable ov making a mistake is incapable ov doing any thing...




70. Adat badal don kese tere intizar ki

    Adat Badal Don Kese Tere Intizar Ki Ye Bat Ab Nahi Hai Mere Ikhtiyar Ki......




71. Larkiyan kaanch ki choorion tarah hoti hain

    Larkiyan Kaanch ki Choorion ki tarah hoti hain qaim rhain to Shan barhati hain or......




72. Aap pe kurbaan hmari yaari hai hanske

    Aap pe kurbaan hmari Yaari hai, hanske mar jaane ki Tayyari hai, Yeh silsila na......




73. Main ny bahot chaha k ando

    main ny bahot chaha k ando – e- wafa sy chootoon wo sitam gar mere......




74. Sms doesnt mean short message service but

    SMS doesn’t mean “Short Message Service”, But it means “Sweet Memories Shared” With wonderful person......




75. Be sabab chor diya tum ne

    be sabab chor diya tum ne, koi ilzam diya hota. meri khamosh muhabbat ko, koi......




76. Us kii hasarat hai jise dil se

    us kii hasarat hai jise dil se miTaa bhii na sakooN DhoooNDhane us ko chalaa......




77. Majboor the halat se mohobat jata na

    majboor the halat se mohobat jata na sake khate rahe zakhm kisi ko bata naa......




78. Neechi nazroon mein qiyamat ka asar hota

    neechi nazroon mein qiyamat ka asar hota hy husan kuch or nikhr jata hy shrmane......




79. When asked what is forgiveness a

    When asked: ?what is forgiveness?? A little girl gave this lovely reply: ?Its the sweet......




80. Cats are magical the more you

    “Cats are magical. . .the more you pet them the longer you both live.”...




81. Ye dunya kitni ajeeb hy deendar

    Ye Dunya kitni Ajeeb hy Deendar ko bewaqoof Dhokhey Baaz ko Aqalmand Or Be-Haya ko......




82. Science haz proved that sugar melts in

    science haz proved that SugaR melts in water……so plzzzz…DONT walk in rain ..otherwize i wil......




83. If someone is too tired to give

    If someone is too tired to give you a smile, leave one of your own,......




84. Work like you dont need the money

    Work like you don’t need the money, love like you’ve never been hurt and dance......




85. Love is an illusive trust by

    love is an illusive trust by Dr.amjad iqbal...




86. Ary dost nraz nhi howa kr mujh

    ary dost nraz nhi howa kr mujh sy kion k main app ko aik acha......




87. Hame itna pyar mat karna ki duniya

    Hame itna pyar mat karna ki duniya me mashhoor ho jayein aur na hi itna......




88. Bat to sach he magar hujom

    ”BAT TO SACH HE MAGAR…..’ *hujom me kai sar hote hai lekin dimag nai hote.......




89. Insan ki fitrat uss k chote kaamon

    Insan ki fitrat uss k chote chote kaamon se Zahir hoti he,Q-k Barey kaam wo......




90. Aasmaan ke tare aksar puchha karte hai

    Aasmaan Ke Tare Aksar Puchha Karte Hai, Kya Tumhe Ab Bhi Intezar Hai Uske Laut......




91. Husan ko chan jawani kanwal kehtey hein

    Husan ko chan jawani ko kanwal kehtey hein dekh kar tum ko hum ek shokh......




92. Is karri dhop mein jaltay huye paon

    Is karri Dhop Mein Jaltay Huye Paon Ki Tarah Tu Kisi Aur K Aangan Mein......




93. Ab to behisab gunah kar betha

    Ab to behisab gunah kar betha Ye kis traf zindgi ki rah kr betha Mehfil......




94. Is veran zindgi main teri aankhon k

    Is veran zindgi main teri Aankhon k siva kuch nahi, Udas Aankhon main Aansuon k......




95. A girl can wait for the right

    A Girl can Wait for the Right Man to Come Along, . But in the......




96. Ut ruk jae mari dharkan to

    UT ‘RUK JAE MARI DHARKAN TO MOUT NA SAMJHNA $$$$$SANA$$$$ KAI BAAR AIESA HUA HAY......




97. Neeche mat jao neeche star plus laga

    Neeche mat jao neeche star plus laga howa hai! Mat jao! Plz mat jao! *......




98. Those people who sacrificed their money time

    Those People Who Sacrificed Their Money, Time, Sleep, …Family, Food, Laughter were called Saints. But......




99. Milnay ki gharz ho to chalay aatay

    MILNAY KI GHARZ HO TO CHALAY AATAY HAIN APNO KI TRAH, GHALIB..! DIL BHAR JAYE......




100. Kainat k sary rang rangon phool pholon

     *~KaiNat K SarY Rang RangoN K SarY PhooL PhoLon Ki SaRi KhushBu KhushBu Ki SarY......




101. Ummidon ki manzil toot gei ankhon se

     UMMIDON KI MANZIL TOOT GEI ANKHON SE ASHKON KE DAHAR BEH GEI ARE TUMHARI BHI......




102. Sookh jaate hain lub lufz milte nahi

     ‘Sookh Jaate Hain Lub, Lufz Milte Nahi Hota Nahi Humse Ishq Bayaan Unhe Kaise Bataoon......




103. T i a n c

     T I T A N I C __||___ _’::::::::’=._,/ I___ ‘_,_____________/ ” ””’...




104. Ek bar hua tha yun wo mujhko

     Ek Bar Hua Tha Yun, Wo Mujhko Mile Me Usko Mila Phir Izhar Hua Or......




105. Aaj phir kisi ne pucha k tera

     Aaj Phir Kisi Ne Pucha K Tera Hasta Hua Chehra Udas Q Hai? Barasti Aankhon......




106. Do you know what is differance between

     Do you know what is differance between your smile and my smile? You smile when......




107. Yar ab agar msgs krne hon to

     Yar ab agar msgs krne hon to Sirf Is Time Hi Karna 6am — 9am......




108. Bahut roy thay tary yad ko galay

     bahut roy thay tary yad ko galay lga kar……agar zikar khuda krtay tu shayad aj......




109. We always feel that life of others

     WE ALWAYS FEEL THAT LIFE OF OTHERS IS BETTER THEN OURS…, BUT WE ALWAYS FORGET......




110. agar wo jan jaate meri betabi

     ‘ AGAR WO JAN JAATE MERI BETABI KA SABAB ‘ IMRAN ‘ TO MUJHE UNSE......




111. English countries me jb barish hoti hy

     English countries me jb barish hoti hy to awazen ati hyn ‘What a romantic weather’......




112. Agar ek bar hichki aye to samajhna

     Agar ek bar hichki aye to samajhna k i m remembering u Agar 2 bar......




113. Y men women dont understand each

     Y Men & Women Dont Understand Each Other? Coz God Gave Gud Brains 2 Men......




114. It is very ussual 2 ask

     It Is Very Ussual 2 Ask Whats Up? H R U? Had Ur Lunch? Hows......




115. It is very ussual 2 ask

     It Is Very Ussual 2 Ask Whats Up? H R U? Had Ur Lunch? Hows......




116. Kiss ny ko kiya hm etny bad

     kiss kiss ny kiss kiss ko kiss kiya hm etny bad naseeb thy k har......




117. Waqt ne sari kahani hi badal dali

     Waqt Ne Sari Kahani Hi Badal Dali, Pyar Ka Naam Jo Aata Hai To Dar......




118. Tamanna dil ki hasrat haipoori ho jaye

     Tamanna Dil Ki Hasrat Hai,Poori Ho Jaye To Hum Khush-Kismat Hai, Na Poori Ho To......




119. Sath dene ka vada kiya hai

     Sath Dene Ka Vada Kiya Hai, Shikwe Sehne Ka Vada Kiya Hai, Agar Bhula Bi......




120. Jo ansu na hoty ankho me

     Jo ansu na hoty ankho me, To ankhin itne khobsurat na hote, Jo dard na......




121. Yae soach kar sub kom yaad kae

     YAE SOACH KAR SUB KOM YAAD KAE SOTAE HAIN HUM AEY DOST PATA NAHI KON......




122. The sun is shining suppose v

     The sun is shining, Suppose V cover our Eyes wid d Palm of our Hand,......




123. 9cemesge for 9ceper i 9cee0

     ‘9¡cE’Me$sägE For ‘9¡cE’PEr$Öñ iñ ‘9¡cE’$eä$0ñ Öñ ‘9¡cE’ Reä$Öñ With ‘9¡cE’Wi$he$ At ‘9¡cE’TimE. T0 $äY JÄHÄÑ......




124. Sstill mmad aalways rresponsible tteasing

     s:’still’ m:’mad’ a:’always’ r:’responsible’ t:’teasing’...




125. Duniya sirf larkiyon k liye hay

     ‘Duniya sirf larkiyon k liye hay’ Larki zor se hansey to Khobsorti, Larka zor se......




126. Baja to main bhi sakta tha par

     Baja to main bhi sakta tha, par mera saaz tha bevafa. Gaa to main bhi......




127. Mujse ye judai ka gham piya ni

     Mujse Ye Judai ka Gham Piya Ni Jata Koi 2 Glass SPRITE K Hi Pila......




128. Wo kia jaane us wqt mere dil

     Wo Kia Jaane Us Wqt Mere DiL Pe Kia Guzarti ha..?? ‘FaraZ’ Jb Wo Meri......




129. Is duniya mein 1 aisa insan b

     Is duniya mein 1 aisa insan b hai jo tum ko tum say ziyada mohabt......




130. Sometimes life gets so busy that we

     Sometimes life gets so busy that we hardly find time to say HELLO to some1......




131. Meri m0ut k baad meri qabar pe

     Meri M0ut K baad meri Qabar pe mat aana ‘DOst’ . . Suna hai tum......




132. Which line is mostly used when you

     …*Which line is mostly used when you are with your frndz… . . . .......




133. What can be added to the happiness

     What can be added to the happiness of a man who is in health, out......




134. Height of chillness entering late in

     …*Height of chillness entering late in the class without permison & saying to madam… .......




135. Dont eat dairy milk eclairs chocolate or

     Don’t eat Dairy Milk, Eclairs chocolate or Any cadbury products, Because it will cause severe......




136. 5 cheezay kismat walon ko milty hain

     5 cheezay kismat walon ko milty hain ,, 1 Pista kutta . 2 Aseel kukar......




137. A loveable story a airplane was flying

     …*A loveable story A airplane was flying through rough clouds… Suddenly it lost balance… Everyone......




138. The controlling will give you a fish

     The controlling will give you a fish. The confident will teach you how to fish....




139. Is sy bari dehshat gardi or kya

     Is sy Bari Dehshat Gardi Or kya ho saKti hy? Wash room k loty me......




140. Dil ka dard humain batate q nhi

     =Dil ka dard humain batate Q nhi =Dosti ka haq hum pe jatate Q nhi.......




141. 2 twins apne roome me bethe thy

     ‘2 Twins Apne Roome Me Bethe Thy. 1 Hans Hans k Lot Pot ho Raha......




142. Ruthi hai aisy wo mujh se jese

     Ruthi hai aisy wo mujh se jese main such me usy mana lu ga itna......




143. Reason explained by a girl after break up

     Reason explained by a girl after break-up: Agr wo jaan bhi mang leta to hans......




144. Yehi aarzu hay meri ilteja hai

     Yehi aarzu hay meri….. Yehi ilteja hai yarooo………..! ‘Jidhar KESC walay milen chappal utar k......




145. Shidat e garmi se zara kaalay kya huvay wasi

     Shidat-E-Garmi Se Zara Se Kaalay Kya Huvay Wasi Lrkion Ne Line Maarna Hi Chor Di.......




146. Pakistani qom kuch arsa baad bijli ki

     PAKISTANI qom kuch arsa baad bijli ki yaad mai bachoo ky naam ye rakkhy gi…......




147. Aaj kal k halaat aisay han faraz

     Aaj kal k halaat aisay han faraz Jo apnay ghar pohnch gaya wo sikandar Aur......




148. Machhar kat le ya mohabbat hojaye

     Machhar kat le ya Mohabbat hojaye Anjaam 1 hi hota hy Raat ko neend nahi......




149. Hands up im a lover officer u

     Hands Up! I’M a Lover officer. U R Undr Arrest. Q k jitny pyary ap......




150. Le beta 3 popular larkion k number

     Le beta 3 popular larkion k Number Bilqees Edhi 03339200068 surf excel wali dadi 03215659217......




151. Karachi ke halat 7 rupee bori

     Karachi ke halat . . . 7 rupee ke bori . . . 3 rupee......




152. Ae dil tu tanhaiyon mein rehne ka

     ‘Ae Dil Tu TANHAIYON Mein Rehne Ka AADI Hoja! . . . . . .......




153. Which 3 letters can change a girl

     Which 3 Letters Can Change a Girl Into a Women.? ? ? ? ? ?......




154. Boy ill climb da tallest mountain

     Boy: I’ll climb da tallest mountain, swim da deepest ocean, walk on hot coal.. 4......




155. When nothing goes right

     When nothing goes right . . . .. ! . . . . . .......




156. Dear facebook everytime i add a

     Dear Facebook,, Everytime I add a girl you ask me ‘Do you know her?’ .......




157. Galelio used small lamp for study

     Galelio used Small Lamp for study Graham Bel usd candle for Study Shakespare studied in......




158. 5 flowrs 4 you one health

     5 flowrs 4 YOU! One 4 health One 4 wealth One 4 happiness One 4......




159. Kar diya izhare ishq hamne telephone pr

     Kar diya izhare ishq hamne telephone pr, laakh rupaye ki bat thi do rupaye main......




160. In a boys life you meet

     In A Boys Life… -You Meet A Girl. -She’s Exactly What You Wanted. -You Make......




161. Chaar zero ek saat likho

     Chaar Zero ek Saat Likho . . . . Likha? Kese? 0000 Aese? Fail…… .......




162. Ye jo aag dil me lagi hai

     Ye Jo Aag Dil Me Lagi hai Zamane Ko Laga Dunga Uthi Jo Uski Doli........




163. Agar ap kahin ja rahe hain or

     Agar Ap Kahin Ja Rahe Hain Or ‘Kaali Billi’ AAp K Aage Se Guzar jay......




164. Duniya ka sabse bara atankwadi hamla

     Duniya ka sabse bara atankwadi hamla: Kisi ka mobile lo. Phone book aur Inbox me......




165. Facebook is like a refrigerator

     Facebook is like a Refrigerator. . You get bored and keep checking, . But nothing......




166. The beauty of pak traffic is that

     The Beauty Of Pak Traffic Is That: . . . . . . . .......




167. Never hate those people who are jealous

     ‘Never hate those people who are jealous of you But Respect their jealousy...




168. Chand ahbab mujhe yaad rahayn gay shani

     Chand ahbab mujhe yaad rahayn gay Shani Un mai shamil wo mera zood framosh b......




169. Talk to urself atleast once in

     Talk to ‘ URSELF ‘ AtLeast Once In A day. Otherwise ! You May Miss......




170. Bichar gay to milnay ki aas kia

     Bichar gay to milnay ki aas kia rakhna hawa k jhonkon ka hisaab kia rakhna......




171. Hum ko kahaan yaad hai ab naam

     Hum ko kahaan yaad hai ab naam tmhara dost jo tere liay bnay thay wohi......




172. 3 men were in prison a rapist

     3 men were in Prison: A Rapist, A Psycho & A Gay. Rapist: If I......




173. When words are not enough to

     When words are not enough… to express ur feelings …… Don’t u think , u......




174. Mout ki arzo b kr daikhon

     Mout ki arzo b kr daikhon Kia umeedain thi zindagi se mujhe....




175. Mai bewafa tha to kiun chor gaya

     Mai bewafa tha to kiun chor gaya mujh ko As wo jo bawafa tha to......




176. Boy kya mai tmhara mobile dekh skta

     Boy: Kya Mai tmhara mobile dekh skta hu? Girl: Han kiun nahi ik mint. *Inbox......




177. Koi to hota mai jis k dil

     KOI TO HOTA…. mai jis k dil ki kitaab benta mai jis ki chahet ka......




178. Hand washing day r al fr3ndx tdy

     .::.’//.::HAND WASHING DAY::.//’.::. !}€@.R AL!_ FR!3ND.¤X T¤D@Y. I.Z H@Nd WA$[=]ING DAY S0 FR!€NDX WA$H Y0U.R......




179. Yo come leave things behind

     Yo come & leave things behind! See now what u have left? You just came......




180. Toot jaye ga teri ana ka mehal

     Toot Jaye Ga Teri Ana Ka Mehal Us Waqt. ‘Aey dost’ Jab Mile Gi Khabar......




181. Jab se tumko dekha hy yaqin karo

     Jab se tumko dekha hy yaqin karo Rat Din Subha Sham Sotay Jagtay Khatay Peetay......




182. A bus full of mother in laws was going

     A bus full of Mother-in-Laws was going around the islands. The bus crashed and everyone......




183. Respect old graduated people they highschool

     ‘Respect oLd graduated peopLe: They graduated highschooL without Google or Wikipedia’:-P...




184. Somewhere some1 s surely made for u

     sOmEwhErE sOmE1 ¡S sUrEly mAdE fOr u…..:) . & . GOD hAs dEcidEd a pErfEct......




185. A stupid guy thought dat lol

     A stupid guy thought dat ‘lol’ means ‘lots of luv’ so he type a following......




186. Ab shikwa krte ho hm se k

     Ab Shikwa Krte Ho Hm Se K Humare Lab Q Sil Gae? Mangi Thi Tum......




187. Pakistan ki hifazat krain

     Pakistan ki hifazat krain . . . . . . .. .. . . Q......




188. Pakistan ki nojwan nasal k bigrne wja

     Pakistan ki nojwan nasal k bigrne ki wja? . . Mobile?? Media? Internet? nhi Matric......




189. Koi lerki humay thukra de to gham

     koi lerki humay thukra de to gham nahi,, koi lerki humay thukra de to gham......




190. My story of success in 1995

     My story of success In 1995 i was a baby.. . . But . .......




191. December tum na jana hamen chhor kar

     December Tum Na Jana Hamen Chhor Kar. December Agar Tum Chale Gae Toh! . .......




192. When i smoke i feel ashamed n

     ‘When I smoke, i feel ashamed n then i look at the cigarette and think......




193. Kaash tum apne wade nibha jatay

     Kaash tum apne wade nibha jatay.. Kisi tarha mera dil behlla jate… 20 Rs nahi......




194. Seeing a cockroach in ur sandwich is

     Seeing a cockroach in ur Sandwich is not a problem but,,, Seeing a Half Cockroach......




195. sher of the day zindagi

     – Sher of the Day… Zindagi main milay itnay dhokay… Chalo miti pao its OK…......




196. Dont think you are nothing everythng

     Don’t think you are Nothing.. Don’t think you are Everythng… But think you are Something........




197. Zindagi mein agar bohat pareshan hogaye ho

     Zindagi mein Agar bOhat Pareshan hOgaye hO tO 1 Lambi Rassi Lo Or 1 Dharakht......




198. Touching lines said by a boy toa

     Touching Lines Said By A Boy ToA Girl During Break Up: . . . .......




199. Its easier 2 pik up a girl

     Its Easier 2 Pik Up A Girl Of Weight 60 Kg When u r in......




200. Girl which laptop do u have

     Girl: Which Laptop do u have? Boy : I have a Dell computer with Intel......