…*A little boy was d0ing his math’s homew0rk…
He said t0 himself 2+5 the s0n of a bitch is 7.
3+6 the s0n of a bitch is 9.
His mother heard & gasped what are y0u d0ing?
the little boy answered I’m d0ing my math’s homew0rk.
M0M… and this is h0w your teacher taught y0u to do it.
YES he answered infuriated ,the m0ther asked the teacher next day.
what are y0u teaching my s0n in math’s?
The teacher replied: Right n0w we are learning additi0n.
the m0ther asked:And are y0u teaching them to say 2+2 the s0n 0f a bitch is 4.
After the teacher stop laughing!
she answered what I taught them was 2+2
.
.
.
THE SUM 0F WHICH IS 4…23*
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