Category: Zubaida apa SMS
Zubaida apa SMS
Agr apko raat ko neend na ati
Agr apko raat ko neend na ati ho tu aik aik ankh main thori si…
Agr ap ko koi larki bahi khy
agr ap ko koi larki bahi khy to us ko ek chamat maro or kho…
Agr koi baho chahti h k uski
Agr koi ‘BAHO’ chahti h k uski ‘SAAS’ usy kbhe tng na kary tou wo…
Me bahar nahi jaongi muje dar lagta
Me bahar nahi jaongi, Muje dar lagta ha PaPa… wah Wah… Me bahr nai jaongi,…
Agr ap k pas nara ya lastic
Agr ap k pas nara ya lastic na ho r shalwar dheli ho to usy…
1 new style aur naya rup
1 new style Aur naya rup *. . .Happy 21th January.. Aaj.. . . ….
Father what can u do for my
Father: what can u do for my daughter boy: i would die for her! Father:…
Meharbani kr k is msg ko itna
Meharbani Kr k Is Msg Ko Itna 4wrd Karein K Zubaidah Aapa tak Pohanch Jaye…
Aaj katrina kaif ki birthday hai jo
Aaj katrina kaif ki Birthday hai. jo ye msg 9 lgo ko send krega us…
Agar koi larki apko rah chalte bhai
Agar koi larki apko rah chalte bhai keh de tu ghabrane ka nahi, . ….
Agar behti hui nozee ko shurrrr ker
Agar Behti Hui Nozee Ko ‘SHURRRR†Ker k Uppar Charhaa Lia Jaye Tou …. ….
Agar apna pyar pana chaty ho to
Agar apna pyar pana chaty ho to apni tabyat kharb kar lo or bayhoshi k…
Agar aap apne room k har door
Agar aap apne room k har door or window par aik pyaali apne Khoon ki…
1 engineer mba student or zubeda aapa
1 ENGINEER, 1 MBA student or ZUBEDA AAPA kashti me ja rahe thy, k JIN…
Zubaida apa ktotkay chahre ki rangat
Zubaida Apa kTotkay Chahre ki rangat me nikhar aur kel mahason se nijaat me ubtan…
sardion me r0zana subha 1
*. . .Sardion me r0zana subha 1 brfilay pani ki balti se nahaen to sardi…
3 mooli k parathe 2 gobi 1
3 mooli k parathe 2 gobi k parathe 1 plate mash ki dal Or 1…
Agar ap ko roza lagta ho to
Agar ap ko roza lagta ho to sehri main ap teen hari mirchain kha lia…
Agr apki shadi nahi ho rhi hy
Agr Apki Shadi Nahi Ho Rhi Hy To Daily Subha Saveray Uth Kr Apna PAJAMA…
agr ap chae bnaty waqt ki
*. .Agr ap chae bnaty waqt chae ki pati k sath thori tambaco ki pati…
Agar paaon ziada thanday hon tou paon
‘Agar paaon ziada thanday hon tou paon kaat ke heater pe 10mins ke liye rakh…
Sardiyon mey skin kushk hojye to pani
Sardiyon mey skin kushk hojye to pani mey haldi aur milk powdr dal k ubal…
Agr ap k khane pine chizon me
Agr ap k khane pine k chizon me Makhi gir jae to Use nikal kr…
Piyaz khane se agar mun me badbu
Piyaz khane se agar mun me badbu ho jati he to thora sa lux sabun…
Tamam cheezain jo z se start ho
tamam cheezain jo ‘Z’ se start ho tabahi machati hain Zalzala Zulm Zeher Zakham Zukam…
Girl friend k hontoun par shehed laga
‘Girl friend k hontoun par shehed laga kar kiss ki jaye tu gulabjaman ka maza…
Balgham ko dhoop mein sukha kar choti
“BALGHAM†ko dhoop mein sukha kar choti choti goliyan bana k chabaya jaye to “DING…
Laal baig ko milk main ubaal ker
Laal baig ko milk main ubaal ker dhoop mein sukha kr laal mirchon k sath…
i can feel your love i
?-I can feel your LOVE… -I can feel pulse of your HEART… -I can feel…
Pressure on brain is inversely proportional to
‘Pressure on brain is inversely proportional to the number of days left for EXAMZ, keeping…
Jo log garam pani main cement daal
Jo log garam pani main CEMENT daal k nahate hain. Woh log kabhi toot k…
Agar aap apni hifazat chahtay hain tou
Agar aap apni hifazat chahtay hain tou…. .? .? .? .? .? Apna wazan itna…
Girl friend k hontoun par shehed laga
‘Girl friend k hontoun par shehed laga kar kiss ki jaye tu gulabjaman ka maza…
Agar apke daant main deera lag jaye
Agar apke daant main deera lag jaye to 1, 2 haftay tak kuch mat khayen…
Ap logo ko sharam nahi atae zubaida
AP logo ko sharam nahi atae zubaida apa ko badnam mat karo tumaharay ghar maa…
Loose motion theek karne k liye thori
‘Loose motion theek karne k liye thori dair k liye BARF pe beth jaen neeche…
girlfrend k honto pr shehd
*. . .Girlfrend k honto pr shehd laga kar kiss ki jae to gulabjaman ka…
Are we so selfish that just to
Are we so selfish that just to have a random 2 second laugh, we can…
Ek kashti mei engineer mba or zubaida
ek kashti mei ek ENGINEER, MBA or Zubaida apa ja rehay they k Jin aagaya…
Jab koi larki ghar sy bhag jny
Jab koi larki ghar sy bhag jny ki dhumki dy to us k ma bp…
Aakhir kia masla hy tum logon k
Aakhir Kia Masla Hy Tum Logo’n k Saath Har Waqt Tumhe’n Totke Batati Raho’n Faltu…
Balance khatm ho jay or ghar waly
‘Balance khatm ho jay or ghar waly paisy na dain tu chat k oper parha…
Tmam cheezain jo z s start hon
Tmam cheezain jo ‘Z’ s start hon, Tabahi machati hy. ZLZALA, ZULM, ZEHR, ZAKHM, ZUKAAM,…
Agr ap ke shadi na ho rhe
Agr ap ke shadi na ho rhe ho to daily subh uth k apné walid…
Gr m0bile ki battery low ho or
gr m0bile ki battery low ho or aap ko zar0ori call krni ho toh.. ….
kapre press karte waqt agar ap
*. .Kapre press karte waqt agar ap shohar k kapre jala do to wo dobara…
Chehre ko gulabi krna ho tou 2
Chehre Ko Gulabi Krna Ho Tou 2 Eggs 1 Spon Lal-Mirch Phaint Ker Chehre Pe…
Phur phur phu khur khu khuuuu
Phur phur phu phu phu khur khur khu…… khuuuu phu khu zubaida aapa so rahi…
Agr 3 din tak subha nend se
Agr 3 din tak subha nend se jaag kar kangha na kia jae to Hair…
2 frnds ne sher ko dekha to
2 Frnds ne sher ko dekha to 1 drkht pe char gya 2sra zmeen pe…
Refrnce dailly jung of 02 01 11 appeal
Refrnce: Dailly jung of 02-01-11 …’APPEAL’… Taman doston se guzarish hai k Allah k wasty…
Balgham ko dhoop mein sukha kar choti
“BALGHAM†ko dhoop mein sukha kar choti choti goliyan bana k chabaya jaye to “DING…
Plz request hai ab zubaida apa ka
Plz request hai. Ab Zubaida Apa ka sms ayen to plz agy 4wrod mt karen…
Mai to logon ka bhala karti thi
Mai To Logon Ka Bhala Karti Thi, Log To Meri Jan K Dushman Ho Gye….
Government agar motor cycle chalaney par pabandi
‘GOVERNMENT agar motor cycle chalaney par pabandi laga dey to DOUBLE SAWAARI par pabandi khatam…
Balgham ko dhoop mein sukha kar choti
“BALGHAM†ko dhoop mein sukha kar choti choti goliyan bana k chabaya jaye to “DING…
Ghr me machar ziada hojaen to gayecow
Ghr me machar ziada hojaen to gaye(cow) ka khusk gober beech kmry me rkh k…
Hamesha munfrid raho jesy namak jiski
Hamesha Munfrid Raho Jesy NAMAK JisKi Mojudgi Mehsus Nhi Hoti Mgr IsKi Gair Mojodgi Tamam…
Agar tum ye chaho k tumhare pas
Agar Tum Ye Chaho k Tumhare pas hamesha Dosto Ka Hujoom rahy tou Ye 3…
Agar rishtedar mein koi larki phasani ho
Agar rishtedar mein koi larki phasani ho to? Jab wo kitchen mein jaye to peechay…
Agar munni ko topi wala burqa pehna
Agar munni ko topi wala burqa pehna kar dabung film main laya jata tu woh…
Agar aap raat mai meethi neend sona
Agar Aap Raat Mai Meethi Neend Sona Chate Hain . To Sonay Se Pehle 1…
Talwar ka zakham dawa se theek ho
Talwar ka Zakham dawa se Theek ho jata hy Mgar Zuban ka zakham Kisi Dawa…
Agar aap macharon se pareshan hon aur
Agar aap macharon se pareshan hon aur sone mein takleef hoti ho to. . ….
Main 6 7 saal ki thi mujhay yaad
Main 6-7 Saal Ki Thi Mujhay Yaad Hai Jub Pakistan Bana Or Hum Pakistan Aaye…
Sardi me rat ko 1200 baje or
Sardi me Rat ko 12:00 baje Or Rat 3:00 baje Pani me baraf dal kr…
Aksar jism pe zakham ho jate hain
Aksar Jism Pe Zakham Ho Jate Hain Agar Un Zakhmo Pe Laal Mirch,Namak Mila K…
Karachi ke halat ko dekhtey huye zubaida
Karachi ke halat ko dekhtey huye Zubaida aapa ka naya totka: ‘ap sab apne sath…
Wo bhut buland tha hamari socho se
Wo bhut buland tha hamari socho se, us ne 3 saal ki umar me kamil…
Dost k piche mat bhago agar
Dost k piche mat Bhago, Agar Bhagna hai toh Dost ki Girlfriend k Piche Bhago…..
mehbooba ko kas k pakar
*. . .Mehbooba ko kas K pakar K, Honton pe hont rakh K, Kamar ko…
Ager ap ki morgi roz ek anda
ager ap ki morgi roz ek anda de rahi hon tu ap sobha oth kar…
Advise kbi kisi ka dil na toro
ADVISE Kbi Kisi Ka Dil Na Toro, QK Wo hr Kisi K Pas 1 Hi…
App k pas nala ya lastik na
app k pas nala ya lastik na ho to shlwar dheeli ho to usy girnye…
Agar bacha shararat se baz na aaye
Agar Bacha shararat se baz na aaye aur hamesha tang krta rhay tou usay dheeli…
Apne ghar ka sara kachra subh hone
Apne Ghar ka sara kachra subh hone se pehly parosio k ghar k pas thora…
Class mein lecture ke doraan thori dair
Class mein lecture ke doraan thori dair ke liye aankh laga lene se na to…
Agr sardio me nahate waqt pani bohat
Agr Sardio Me Nahate Waqt Pani Bohat Zada Thanda Lage To To Pani Garam Kr…
Agr koi apko sms ya miscalls de
Agr Koi Apko SMS Ya Miscalls De Kar Tang Kar raha Hy Tu Uska Number…
Khana is tarha banao k wo
KHANA IS TARHA BANAO K…….. WO KHANA NAI PARHE BALKE SONG K PET BHAR JAE…..
Agr choty bachy k pait me kery
Agr choty bachy k pait me kery ho jaen to bachy k pamper me biscuit…
Me ne kaha mohbbat me kuch bi
‘me ne kaha mohbbat me kuch bi kr sakta ho Faraz, Usny kaha 1 anday…
B0y tumhary pen main ink nae hy
B0y: Tumhary pen main ink nae hy kya Girl: Andhay h0 kia? chal t0 raha…