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Agr apko raat ko neend na ati

Agr apko raat ko neend na ati ho tu aik aik ankh main thori si…

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Agr ap ko koi larki bahi khy

agr ap ko koi larki bahi khy to us ko ek chamat maro or kho…

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Special 2 sms smsssss zubaida

Special . . . 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2…

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Agr koi baho chahti h k uski

Agr koi ‘BAHO’ chahti h k uski ‘SAAS’ usy kbhe tng na kary tou wo…

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Agar aap se koi bachi set nhe

Agar aap se koi bachi set nhe ho rhe . . . . . ….

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Me bahar nahi jaongi muje dar lagta

Me bahar nahi jaongi, Muje dar lagta ha PaPa… wah Wah… Me bahr nai jaongi,…

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Agr ap k pas nara ya lastic

Agr ap k pas nara ya lastic na ho r shalwar dheli ho to usy…

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1 new style aur naya rup

1 new style Aur naya rup *. . .Happy 21th January.. Aaj.. . . ….

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Father what can u do for my

Father: what can u do for my daughter boy: i would die for her! Father:…

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Meharbani kr k is msg ko itna

Meharbani Kr k Is Msg Ko Itna 4wrd Karein K Zubaidah Aapa tak Pohanch Jaye…

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Aaj katrina kaif ki birthday hai jo

Aaj katrina kaif ki Birthday hai. jo ye msg 9 lgo ko send krega us…

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Agar koi larki apko rah chalte bhai

Agar koi larki apko rah chalte bhai keh de tu ghabrane ka nahi, . ….

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Agar behti hui nozee ko shurrrr ker

Agar Behti Hui Nozee Ko ‘SHURRRR” Ker k Uppar Charhaa Lia Jaye Tou …. ….

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hor SMS# 347006

____________ | | | | | (.) | /)(| /| hor pucho totkay zubeda aapa…

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Agar apna pyar pana chaty ho to

Agar apna pyar pana chaty ho to apni tabyat kharb kar lo or bayhoshi k…

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Agar aap apne room k har door

Agar aap apne room k har door or window par aik pyaali apne Khoon ki…

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1 engineer mba student or zubeda aapa

1 ENGINEER, 1 MBA student or ZUBEDA AAPA kashti me ja rahe thy, k JIN…

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Zubaida apa ktotkay chahre ki rangat

Zubaida Apa kTotkay Chahre ki rangat me nikhar aur kel mahason se nijaat me ubtan…

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sardion me r0zana subha 1

*. . .Sardion me r0zana subha 1 brfilay pani ki balti se nahaen to sardi…

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3 mooli k parathe 2 gobi 1

3 mooli k parathe 2 gobi k parathe 1 plate mash ki dal Or 1…

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Agar ap ko roza lagta ho to

Agar ap ko roza lagta ho to sehri main ap teen hari mirchain kha lia…

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Agr apki shadi nahi ho rhi hy

Agr Apki Shadi Nahi Ho Rhi Hy To Daily Subha Saveray Uth Kr Apna PAJAMA…

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agr gosht ma dalne k

*. . .Agr gosht ma dalne k lye koi sabzi smjh na aye to… Ap…

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agr ap chae bnaty waqt ki

*. .Agr ap chae bnaty waqt chae ki pati k sath thori tambaco ki pati…

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Agar paaon ziada thanday hon tou paon

‘Agar paaon ziada thanday hon tou paon kaat ke heater pe 10mins ke liye rakh…

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Sardiyon mey skin kushk hojye to pani

Sardiyon mey skin kushk hojye to pani mey haldi aur milk powdr dal k ubal…

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Agr ap k khane pine chizon me

Agr ap k khane pine k chizon me Makhi gir jae to Use nikal kr…

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Piyaz khane se agar mun me badbu

Piyaz khane se agar mun me badbu ho jati he to thora sa lux sabun…

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Tamam cheezain jo z se start ho

tamam cheezain jo ‘Z’ se start ho tabahi machati hain Zalzala Zulm Zeher Zakham Zukam…

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Girl friend k hontoun par shehed laga

‘Girl friend k hontoun par shehed laga kar kiss ki jaye tu gulabjaman ka maza…

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Balgham ko dhoop mein sukha kar choti

“BALGHAM” ko dhoop mein sukha kar choti choti goliyan bana k chabaya jaye to “DING…

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Laal baig ko milk main ubaal ker

Laal baig ko milk main ubaal ker dhoop mein sukha kr laal mirchon k sath…

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i can feel your love i

?-I can feel your LOVE… -I can feel pulse of your HEART… -I can feel…

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Pressure on brain is inversely proportional to

‘Pressure on brain is inversely proportional to the number of days left for EXAMZ, keeping…

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Jo log garam pani main cement daal

Jo log garam pani main CEMENT daal k nahate hain. Woh log kabhi toot k…

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Agar aap apni hifazat chahtay hain tou

Agar aap apni hifazat chahtay hain tou…. .? .? .? .? .? Apna wazan itna…

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Girl friend k hontoun par shehed laga

‘Girl friend k hontoun par shehed laga kar kiss ki jaye tu gulabjaman ka maza…

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Ap logo ko sharam nahi atae zubaida

AP logo ko sharam nahi atae zubaida apa ko badnam mat karo tumaharay ghar maa…

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Agar apke daant main deera lag jaye

Agar apke daant main deera lag jaye to 1, 2 haftay tak kuch mat khayen…

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Loose motion theek karne k liye thori

‘Loose motion theek karne k liye thori dair k liye BARF pe beth jaen neeche…

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girlfrend k honto pr shehd

*. . .Girlfrend k honto pr shehd laga kar kiss ki jae to gulabjaman ka…

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Are we so selfish that just to

Are we so selfish that just to have a random 2 second laugh, we can…

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Ek kashti mei engineer mba or zubaida

ek kashti mei ek ENGINEER, MBA or Zubaida apa ja rehay they k Jin aagaya…

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Jab koi larki ghar sy bhag jny

Jab koi larki ghar sy bhag jny ki dhumki dy to us k ma bp…

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Aakhir kia masla hy tum logon k

Aakhir Kia Masla Hy Tum Logo’n k Saath Har Waqt Tumhe’n Totke Batati Raho’n Faltu…

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Balance khatm ho jay or ghar waly

‘Balance khatm ho jay or ghar waly paisy na dain tu chat k oper parha…

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Tmam cheezain jo z s start hon

Tmam cheezain jo ‘Z’ s start hon, Tabahi machati hy. ZLZALA, ZULM, ZEHR, ZAKHM, ZUKAAM,…

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Agr ap ke shadi na ho rhe

Agr ap ke shadi na ho rhe ho to daily subh uth k apné walid…

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Gr m0bile ki battery low ho or

gr m0bile ki battery low ho or aap ko zar0ori call krni ho toh.. ….

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kapre press karte waqt agar ap

*. .Kapre press karte waqt agar ap shohar k kapre jala do to wo dobara…

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Chehre ko gulabi krna ho tou 2

Chehre Ko Gulabi Krna Ho Tou 2 Eggs 1 Spon Lal-Mirch Phaint Ker Chehre Pe…

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Phur phur phu khur khu khuuuu

Phur phur phu phu phu khur khur khu…… khuuuu phu khu zubaida aapa so rahi…

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Agr 3 din tak subha nend se

Agr 3 din tak subha nend se jaag kar kangha na kia jae to Hair…

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2 frnds ne sher ko dekha to

2 Frnds ne sher ko dekha to 1 drkht pe char gya 2sra zmeen pe…

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Refrnce dailly jung of 02 01 11 appeal

Refrnce: Dailly jung of 02-01-11 …’APPEAL’… Taman doston se guzarish hai k Allah k wasty…

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Balgham ko dhoop mein sukha kar choti

“BALGHAM” ko dhoop mein sukha kar choti choti goliyan bana k chabaya jaye to “DING…

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Plz request hai ab zubaida apa ka

Plz request hai. Ab Zubaida Apa ka sms ayen to plz agy 4wrod mt karen…

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Mai to logon ka bhala karti thi

Mai To Logon Ka Bhala Karti Thi, Log To Meri Jan K Dushman Ho Gye….

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Government agar motor cycle chalaney par pabandi

‘GOVERNMENT agar motor cycle chalaney par pabandi laga dey to DOUBLE SAWAARI par pabandi khatam…

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Balgham ko dhoop mein sukha kar choti

“BALGHAM” ko dhoop mein sukha kar choti choti goliyan bana k chabaya jaye to “DING…

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Ghr me machar ziada hojaen to gayecow

Ghr me machar ziada hojaen to gaye(cow) ka khusk gober beech kmry me rkh k…

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Hamesha munfrid raho jesy namak jiski

Hamesha Munfrid Raho Jesy NAMAK JisKi Mojudgi Mehsus Nhi Hoti Mgr IsKi Gair Mojodgi Tamam…

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Agar tum ye chaho k tumhare pas

Agar Tum Ye Chaho k Tumhare pas hamesha Dosto Ka Hujoom rahy tou Ye 3…

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Agar rishtedar mein koi larki phasani ho

Agar rishtedar mein koi larki phasani ho to? Jab wo kitchen mein jaye to peechay…

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Agar munni ko topi wala burqa pehna

Agar munni ko topi wala burqa pehna kar dabung film main laya jata tu woh…

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Agar aap raat mai meethi neend sona

Agar Aap Raat Mai Meethi Neend Sona Chate Hain . To Sonay Se Pehle 1…

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Talwar ka zakham dawa se theek ho

Talwar ka Zakham dawa se Theek ho jata hy Mgar Zuban ka zakham Kisi Dawa…

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Agar aap macharon se pareshan hon aur

Agar aap macharon se pareshan hon aur sone mein takleef hoti ho to. . ….

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Main 6 7 saal ki thi mujhay yaad

Main 6-7 Saal Ki Thi Mujhay Yaad Hai Jub Pakistan Bana Or Hum Pakistan Aaye…

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Sardi me rat ko 1200 baje or

Sardi me Rat ko 12:00 baje Or Rat 3:00 baje Pani me baraf dal kr…

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Aksar jism pe zakham ho jate hain

Aksar Jism Pe Zakham Ho Jate Hain Agar Un Zakhmo Pe Laal Mirch,Namak Mila K…

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agar aap se koi larka

*. . .agar aap se koi larka set nahin horaha . . . . to…

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Karachi ke halat ko dekhtey huye zubaida

Karachi ke halat ko dekhtey huye Zubaida aapa ka naya totka: ‘ap sab apne sath…

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Wo bhut buland tha hamari socho se

Wo bhut buland tha hamari socho se, us ne 3 saal ki umar me kamil…

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Dost k piche mat bhago agar

Dost k piche mat Bhago, Agar Bhagna hai toh Dost ki Girlfriend k Piche Bhago…..

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mehbooba ko kas k pakar

*. . .Mehbooba ko kas K pakar K, Honton pe hont rakh K, Kamar ko…

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Ager ap ki morgi roz ek anda

ager ap ki morgi roz ek anda de rahi hon tu ap sobha oth kar…

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Advise kbi kisi ka dil na toro

ADVISE Kbi Kisi Ka Dil Na Toro, QK Wo hr Kisi K Pas 1 Hi…

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App k pas nala ya lastik na

app k pas nala ya lastik na ho to shlwar dheeli ho to usy girnye…

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Agar bacha shararat se baz na aaye

Agar Bacha shararat se baz na aaye aur hamesha tang krta rhay tou usay dheeli…

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Apne ghar ka sara kachra subh hone

Apne Ghar ka sara kachra subh hone se pehly parosio k ghar k pas thora…

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Class mein lecture ke doraan thori dair

Class mein lecture ke doraan thori dair ke liye aankh laga lene se na to…

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Agr sardio me nahate waqt pani bohat

Agr Sardio Me Nahate Waqt Pani Bohat Zada Thanda Lage To To Pani Garam Kr…

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Agr koi apko sms ya miscalls de

Agr Koi Apko SMS Ya Miscalls De Kar Tang Kar raha Hy Tu Uska Number…

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Khana is tarha banao k wo

KHANA IS TARHA BANAO K…….. WO KHANA NAI PARHE BALKE SONG K PET BHAR JAE…..

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Agr choty bachy k pait me kery

Agr choty bachy k pait me kery ho jaen to bachy k pamper me biscuit…

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Me ne kaha mohbbat me kuch bi

‘me ne kaha mohbbat me kuch bi kr sakta ho Faraz, Usny kaha 1 anday…

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B0y tumhary pen main ink nae hy

B0y: Tumhary pen main ink nae hy kya Girl: Andhay h0 kia? chal t0 raha…