Category: Wife SMS
SMS to wife or SMS for wife simply husband wife SMS collection in hindi, urdu and english
Wife saw a sign board shafon suit
Wife saw a sign board: Shafon suit Rs 15/ Cotton suit Rs 8/ Banarsi suit…
wife janu ek puppy do
*. . .Wife: Janu Ek Puppy do na. Pathan: Uff Farmaish Dekho…. Ghar mein khane…
Wife wo samne sharabi dekh rahay ho
Wife Wo Samne Sharabi Dekh Rahay Ho? 10 saal pehlay Main Ne Usay Shadi K…
Wife darling kuch saal pehly mera figure
Wife: Darling! Kuch Saal Pehly mera Figure COKE Bottle jesa Tha na? Husband: Figure To…
A small argument betwn couple turns violent
A Small Argument Betwn A Couple Turns Violent. Angry Husband: Do Not Let D Animal…
1 aurat ka husband gum ho gaya
1 Aurat ka husband gum ho gaya Wo apni paronsan k sath report darj karwane…
Pehle w0 mri girlfrnd thi me bolta
Pehle w0 Mri GirlFrnd thi Me Bolta or w0 Sunti thi Phir w0 Mri Mangetr…
Patni dear mujhe is birthday pe sab
Patni: Dear Mujhe Is Birthday Pe Sab Se Costly Gift Chahiye.. Pati: Thik Hai.. Patni:Kya…
Husband agar meri lotery nikal aaye to
Husband: Agar Meri Lotery Nikal Aaye To Tum Kya Karogi? Wife: Aadhay Paisay Le Kar…
Aik dolatmand admi shadeed bimaar tha jab
Aik Dolatmand Admi Shadeed Bimaar Tha, Jab Is K Akhiri Lamhaat Kareeb Aye To Doctorz…
1 aurat ka husband gum ho gaya
1 Aurat ka husband gum ho gaya. Wo apni paronsan k sath report darj karwanay…
Wife to husband stop looking at girls
Wife to husband: ‘Stop looking at girls, u r married now.’Husb: ‘Oh Honey, this is…
Wife what is 10 years with me
Wife: What is 10 years with me? Husband: A second. Wife: What is $1000 for…
Husband apni wife ka janaza le kr
Husband apni wife ka janaza le kr ja rha tha, Janazey k aage 1 kutta…
How wives call their husbandz in first
HoW Wives Call TheiR HusBanDz In FirsT 7 YrZ: 1st Yr… AG 2nd Yr..OG 3rd…
Husband aur wifw mein jagra huwa to
Husband aur wifw mein jagra huwa to wife ne apni maa ko fone kia. maa…
Why are wives more dangerous than the
Why Are Wives More Dangerous Than The Mafia??? The Mafia Wants Either Your Money Or…
Wife kyu ji jab b me aapke
WIFE-Kyu Ji, Jab B Me Aapke Pas Aati Hu To Aap Chasma Pahen Lete Ho?…
Wife aap ne pichle saal meri
Wife ‘Aap ne pichle saal meri birthday pe mujhe lohay ka bed diya tha, Is…
1st friend my wife converted me to
1st Friend: My wife converted me to religion. 2nd Friend: Really? 1st Friend: Yes. Until…
Wife kitchen mein sy knife to lana
Wife: Kitchen mein sy knife to lana Hsbnd: Yahan to koi Knife nahi hai Wife:…
Wife aap mujhe kitna pyar karte ho
Wife: Aap Mujhe Kitna Pyar Karte Ho, Hus: SHAH JAHAN jitna Wife: Mere Marne k…
First guy proudly my wifes an
First Guy (proudly): ‘My wife’s an angel!’ Second Guy: ‘You’re lucky, mine’s still alive.’
Aik bivi bohat naik thishohar ko paas
Aik bivi bohat naik thi,shohar ko paas na aney deti k gunah hai. Shohar ne…
1 admi zor se dua mang rha
1 Admi Zor Zor Se Dua Mang Rha Tha ‘Ya Allah! Mujhy Chupkali Bana De’….
Tufani barish may raat ko shop per
Tufani Barish May Raat Ko Shop per 1 Admi Pizza Lenay Aaya Shopkeeper: Aap Shadi…
1 unparh larki ki shadi uk return
1 unparh Larki Ki Shadi 1 UK Return Admi Se Hogai. 1 Din Uska husband…
Wife kitchen se aji sunte ho me
Wife kitchen se: Aji sunte ho me aaj kal bht khobsurat hoti ja rhi hu…
Husband tumse shadi kar k mujhe 1
Husband: ‘Tumse Shadi kar k Mujhe 1 Faida to Hua..’ Wife (Khush ho kar boli):…
Boyfrnd reaches home pack ur bag honey
Boyfrnd reaches home: Pack ur bag honey, I’ve won Rs10 crores in a lottery. GF:…
Wife sirf mere liye he paan kyon
Wife: Sirf Mere Liye He Paan Kyon Le Rahe Ho? Apne Liye Bhi Le Lo……
Wife chalo na aaj bahar chalte hain
Wife: Chalo na aaj bahar chalte hain aur driving main karongi Husband: Ohooo ! Matlab…
A person went to his neighbour where
A Person Went to his Neighbour, Where an Old Couple Lived. He Went Inside Where…
Bv apne shohar tareef kb krti hy
“B.v Apne Shohar Tareef Kb Krti Hy†1 Admi Ne Apne Dost Se Pocha Dost:…
Rukhsti ke waqt dulhe ka mobile baja
RUKHSTI ke waqt Dulhe ka mobile baja Or Dulhan ne usy boht mara Q k,…
Husbnd aaj kya pakaogi wife jo ap
Husbnd: aaj kya pakaogi? Wife: jo ap kahen … Husbnd: dal chawal bna lo Wife:…
Dulhan apne nabina shohar se kash apki
Dulhan apne Nabina shohar se: kash apki ankhain hoti to ap mera husn dekh sakte,…
Wifekal rat tum mujhey neend mein galian
Wife:kal rat tum mujhey neend mein galian kion de rahey thai? Husband: tumhey ghalat fehmi…
Wife main bazar ja rahi hoon mujhe
Wife: “Main bazar ja rahi hoon, mujhe 50 Rupay ki zaroorrat hai!” Husband (ghusay se):…
Wife shukar hai aap sahi salamat ghar
Wife: Shukar hai aap sahi salamat ghar wapis aa gaye. Husband: Kyun Kiya hua? Wife:…
Jub mai bhudi aur badsurat ho jow
JuB MaI BhUdI AuR BaDsUrAt Ho JoW Gi KiA TuM TuB BhI MuJh Se KaRo…
1 sahab ki lottery main paris tour
1 Sahab ki Lottery main Paris Tour ka Prize nikal aya.! Usne Office say foran…
Vote dalnay k liye 18 saal umar
Vote dalnay k liye 18 Saal Umar Aur Shadi k liye 21 sal Umar hona…
Wife acha batao car main ghomata hai
Wife: acha batao car main ghomata hai, icecream khilata hai, restaurant lay jata hai, BOLO…
Husband piyar se darling tum mujhey 1
Husband piyar se: ‘Darling! Tum mujhey 1 jaga se bohat achi lagti ho’! Wife Sharmatey…
Advertise 4m an airline agr hus ampamp
?Advertise 4m an airLINE? Agr hus & wife hmaray aeroplane me ikhtay safar krien to…
Shadi ka wada kia perveen se
Shadi ka wada kia Perveen se, Warna mohabbat to thi Nasreen se, Anjane men sab…
Every lady hopes that her daughter will
Every Lady Hopes That Her Daughter Will Marry A Better Man Than She Did &…
Husband shall v try a different psitin 2nite
HUSBAND-Shall v Try A Different P?siti?n 2Nite? WiFE-Xcellent Idea, U Stand At Da SINK &…
My fren wanted a boat more than
My fren wanted a boat more than anything. His wyf refused, but he bought one…
Husband asks do you know the meaning
Husband asks: Do you know the meaning of WIFE? It means… Without Information, Fighting Everytime!…
Bv ki dua ya allah mere
*BV Ki Dua* Ya ALLAH Mere Shohr Ko Taraki De, DouLt Bangla De, Mujhe Kuch…
Wife main kya karon mai to lot
Wife: Main kya karon mai to lot gai, Hasband: Keun kya huwa janu, Wife: Aaj…
Doctor ap k shohr theek ho sakte
Doctor: Ap k shohr theek ho sakte hai Agar ap inka khayal rakhen, Tension na…
Ek lady apne boyfrnd k sath ghoom
Ek Lady Apne Boyfrnd k sath Ghoom rhi thi k achank Uska Husband Agya Or…
Bv janu jadon tusi mera ghunghat chukya
B,v janu jadon tusi mera ghunghat chukya c pehli vari menu vekhya te ki mehsus…
Ek admi aadi raat ko apni moti
Ek admi aadi raat ko apni moti biwi se bola k sisak sisak ke marna…
Husband kal mere khawab ma ek lrki
Husband: Kal mere khawab ma ek lrki aye thi. Wah!Kia larki thi. Wife: Akeli ayee…
Acc0rdng 2 bs cs studnt there are
Acc0rdng 2 BS-CS studnt… There are basically “7 TYPES” OF GIRLS: 1. HARD DISK Girls:…
Gem notes for women 1 if a
Gem notes for women: 1. If a man wants u, nothing can keep him away….
Aik admi apnee biwi k hr kam
aik admi apnee biwi k hr kam me nuks nikalta tha agar wo anda boil…
Best quote a foolish man tells a
Best Quote: “A Foolish man tells a woman to stop talking, But a wise man…
Thappar maarnay par naraz wife se husband
Thappar Maarnay par NaraZ Wife se Husband bola: ?Aadmi usi ko maarta hai jis se…
Kehte hain k 1 insan ki zindagi
Kehte hain k 1 insan ki zindagi main 3 dolss ati hain 1 uski beti…
Ek bacha apni maa se pitnay k
Ek Bacha apni Maa se pitnay k baad Papa kabhi aap jungle gaye ho? Papa:…
Husband yaar me apni wife ki wja
Husband: Yaar me apni wife ki wja se dozakh me bheja jaon ga. Qk uski…
A failed businessman to his fat wife
A failed Businessman to his fat wife: You are my only investment in life that…
Nobody teaches volcanoes to erupt tsunamis devastate
Nobody teaches Volcanoes to erupt, Tsunamis to devastate, Hurricanes to sway around & no one…
Wife pori dunya men chirag le kar
Wife: Pori Dunya Men Chirag Le Kar B Dhundo Ge To Mere Jesi Biwi Nai…
Husband roz paalak ka saag khilaati ho
Husband: roz roz paalak ka saag khilaati ho main to tang agaya hoon Bv: paalak…
1 aurat 2sri sy mujhy apny shohr
1 aurat 2sri sy, Mujhy apny shohr pe shak hy,wo kisi larki sy milta hy….
Pagal shohar ghar me chillatay hoay ghusa
PAGAL SHOHAR ghar me chillatay hoay ghusa aur cheekh kr bola: BEGUM, mera bond nikal…
Agr aadhi raat ko shoher ka dil
Agr Aadhi Raat Ko Shoher Ka Dil Kry Or ßv Ka Mood Na Ho To…
Wife aapko meri khoobsurati zayada achi lagti
Wife: Aapko meri Khoobsurati zayada Achi lagti hay ya Aqalmandi??? Husband: Mujhe to tumhari ye…
Bivi ghusse mei mera jeena haram ho
Bivi Ghusse Mei: ‘Mera Jeena Haram Ho Gaya Hai. Mei Ye Ghar Chor K Ja…
1 admi hu aadmi ki nafsiyat samajh
1 Admi Hu Aadmi ki Nafsiyat Samajh sakta Ghor Farmaiye Customer: Mujhay 1 Ladies suit…
Wife janu kash aap message hotay main
Wife: Janu! Kash aap message hotay, main ap ko save karti, jab chahe parhti Husband:…
Bv mujhe samajh nhi aata me paisy
BV: Mujhe samajh nhi aata me paisy kahan chupaun? Jahan chupati hun hamara beta chura…
Husband tum kon hoo biwi
Husband – tum kon hoo Biwi – pagal hogay kiya apni Biwi koo bhol gaye…
Hr admi ki 3 khuahishen hoti hen
Hr admi ki 3 khuahishen hoti hen 1:Kash wo itna kh0bsurat ho jitna apni maa…
Aik shoping mall mein daketi k duran
aik shoping mall mein daketi k duran daku nay aik bandy say pochta hai k…
Aik aadmi najoomi se baba meri
Aik aadmi najoomi se… Baba: meri shaadi kyun nahi ho rahi ? Najoomi: kaisy ho…
Bv apne shohar tareef kb krti hy
?B.v Apne Shohar Tareef Kb Krti Hy? 1 Admi Ne Apne Dost Se Pocha Dost:…
Wo kia cheez hay jo biwi apnay
Wo kia cheez hay Jo biwi apnay husband ko sari umar nahi deti Bar bar…
Wife patni main tumhari zindagi ki
Wife (patni) : Main Tumhari Zindagi Ki KiTab Hun Husband (pati) : Yehi Tu taklif…
Shaadi se pehley husband k mobile main
Shaadi se pehley Husband k mobile main wife ka naam ‘My Love’:) se save tha…