Category: Wife SMS
SMS to wife or SMS for wife simply husband wife SMS collection in hindi, urdu and english
2 difficult things to achieve 1
2 difficult things to achieve: 1. To plant your ideas in someone else’s head. 2….
Tofani barish mein rat ko shop per
Tofani barish mein rat ko, shop per 1 admi pizza lenay aaya SHOPKEEPER: Aap married…
Meri begum ne bhr di hain meray
Meri begum ne bhr di hain meray salan me wo mirchain Nivala moonh me rakhta…
Bvap nay pichlay sal eid par meri
Bv:ap nay pichlay sal eid par meri ami ko lohay ki kursi di the. Is…
Wife mene apki b day pr itni
Wife: mene apki B-day pr itni mehngi chez li ha k ap dekhte hi khush…
Interesting lines from a husbands diary
Interesting lines from a husband’s diary: ‘Now I always watch my wedding video in reverse…
Horror story husband kills
Horror story: . . … Husband kills his unfaithful wife while their 5 yr old…
Difference between husband gadha anshusband
Difference between Husband & gadha. Ans:Husband gadha ban sakta hai, but Gadha itna bhi gadha…
Wifemain marne ja rahi hu husbandye
Wife_Main Marne ja rahi hu. Husband_Ye lo Dairy Milk. Wife_Q? Husband_Khushi k moqay pe kuch…
Interviewer to millionaire to whom do you
Interviewer to Millionaire: To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire?†Millionaire: “I…
Shohar begumtum ne aj ka akhbar parhaaj
Shohar: Begum!Tum ne aj ka akhbar parha?aj tak hmaray mulak ka nazam na sudhar saka,kuch…
Wifeis hafty hm roz cinema dkhne jaengy
Wife:Is Hafty Hm Roz Cinema Dkhne Jaengy Uske Agle Hafty hum Roz Shoping K Lye…
Wife main bazar ja rahi hoon mujhe
Wife: ‘Main bazar ja rahi hoon, mujhe 50 Rupay ki zaroorrat hai!’ Husband (ghusay se):…
Wifeagar mein koh gayi to tum kya
Wife:Agar mein koh gayi to tum kya karoge? Husband: Mein akhbar mein ad don ga…
A man meets a frnd aftr long
A man meets a frnd aftr a long time & notices he is wearing an…
Pati patni ghumne gaye raste mein
Pati Patni ghumne gaye. Raste mein GADHA ghas kha raha tha. Patni: Wo dekho tumhara…
Election men umed war ko sirf teen
Election men Umed war ko sirf teen vote mile tou uski Bewi roney bhet gayi…
Wife is dreaming in the middle of
Wife is dreaming in the middle of the night And suddenly shouts: Up! Quick! My…
Larki ki aadhi zindagi husband ki talash
Larki ki Aadhi Zindagi Husband Ki Talash main, Aur Baqi Zindagi Husband ki Talashi Layne…
A police asked a thief why u
A Police asked a Thief: ‘Why u went to Steal 3 times in the Same…
Whats the difference between a male lawyer
What’s the difference between a male lawyer and a female lawyer??? Male lawyer knows the…
Toofani barish me rat ko shop per
Toofani barish me rat ko shop per ek shaks pizza lene aaya Shopkpr: Ap shadishuda…
A recently fired stock trader said
A recently fired stock trader said … “This is worse than divorce… I have lost…
Keep one photo of ur wife in
Keep one photo of ur wife in ur pocket, when you are in a tension,…
Bvap ko mra bnaya hua halwa pasnd
Bv:Ap ko Mra Bnaya Hua Halwa Pasnd Nhi Aya Bachy To 3 plates kha chuke…
Wifemai ne gadhay p research ki hai
Wife_Mai ne gadhay p research ki hai. Wo apni gadhi k siwa kisi aur gadhi…
Wife wo samay jo admi drink ker
Wife: Wo samay jo admi drink ker raha hai, usko main nay 10 saal pehlay…
Husband jab men mar jaon to hamary
Husband: jab men mar jaon to hamary samny walon ko zaror bulana… Wife: wo Q?…
Husband aur wife hotel me gaye tabhi
Husband aur Wife Hotel me gaye tabhi 1 Lady ne Hello kiya, Wife nay pocha,â€Koun…
Man to a friendi gifted my wife
Man to a Friend:I gifted my wife a Diamond Necklace and she didn’t speak to…
A man keep his wifes photo in
A man keep his wife’s photo in pocket ? Because when ever he is in…
Husbandjan de do bohat mood ho raha
Husband:Jan De Do Bohat Mood Ho Raha He. Wife:Nahi Aaj Nahi. Husband:Aajao Na Please. Wife:Kaha…
Har mard ki zindgi me 3 dolls
Har Mard Ki Zindgi me ..3 Dolls.. Aati Hain 1 Us Ki Beti ..Baby Doll…..
Bhengi wife suno ji meri aankhein ashwariya
Bhengi wife: suno ji meri Aankhein ashwariya se milti hy na? Husband: ghuse se Kambakhat,ye…
Patni pati se tum to kehte thy
Patni (Pati se): Tum to Kehte Thy K Shaadi K Baad Bhi Mujhe Khoob Pyaar…
Husband office se wapis ghar aya khamosh
Husband office se wapis ghar aya.. khamosh, gehri soch me gumm.. Aa k bed pe…
Married couple ki sb se bri difficulty
married couple ki sb se bri difficulty. . .!!! Hsbnd: aj kia pkaogi Wife: jo…
Why husbands avoid answers wife will
Why husbands avoid answers..!!? WIFE: Will u marry again if i died? HUSBAND: noway! W:…
Man to doctor every night my wife
Man To Doctor- Every Night My Wife Goes To Bar & Sleeps With Anyone Who…
Husband agr meri lottery nikal aaye to
HUSBAND: AGR MERI LOTTERY NIKAL AAYE TO TM KYA KAROGI? WIFE: MAIN AADHE PAISE LE…
Wife saw sign board nylon saree
Wife saw Sign Board Nylon saree Rs.8/- Cotton saree Rs.5/- Banarasi saree Rs.10/- Wife: Give…
A w0man was kidnapped kidnapper cutt 0f
…*A w0man was kidnapped. Kidnapper: cutt 0f her finger and sent it to her husband…
Biwi husband se yeh apki shirt par
Biwi Husband Se, Yeh Apki Shirt Par Lipstick Ka Nishan Kaha Se Aaya? Husband: Men…
Wife wo saamnay sharabi dekh rahay ho
Wife: ‘Wo Saamnay Sharabi Dekh Rahay Ho? May nay Usay 10 Saal Pehlay Shaadi Se…
Railway stati0n py sh0har biwi k0 leny
Railway Stati0n py sh0har biwi k0 leny gaya Biwi: Dekh0 w0 aadmi kitna khush dikhaai…
Wifestanding in front of mirror i am
Wife(Standing in front of mirror) I am fat, old, wrinkled & no longer pretty. Will…
Nawaab to his begum hata lo apne
NAwAAb tO hiS BeguM: HATA Lo ApNe ChAhre Se Ye ZuLfE, Ae JAAnE-E-TAmAnnA , ,…
Wife janu kash ap msg hote main
Wife: Janu, kash Ap Msg hote, Main Apko save karti, jab chahe parhti, Husband: kanj0o0s,…
Kitna baybus hai insaan qismat k aagay
Kitna Baybus Hai Insaan Qismat K Aagay Her Sapna Toot Jata Hai Haqeqat K Aagay…
Wife shoping kr k i to husband
Wife shoping kr k i to husband ne darwaza khola. Wife:Ye dabba utha lo Husband:is…
Advocatetalak karvane k rs10000 lagenge husbandpagal ho
Advocate:Talak Karvane K Rs10,000 Lagenge. Husband:Pagal Ho Kya?Pandit Ne Rs 101 Me Shadi Karvai Thi….
Question pyaar kr k shadi krni
Question: Pyaar Kr K Shadi Krni Chahiye Ya Shadi Kr K Pyaar? ? Answer: Shadi…
Million copies of a new book sold
MILLION COPIES OF A NEW BOOK SOLD IN JUST TWO DAYS DUE TO TYPING ERROR…
Million copies of a new book sold
MILLION COPIES OF A NEW BOOK SOLD IN JUST TWO DAYS DUE TO TYPING ERROR…
Husband or wife ghomane gayeraste me gadha
husband or wife ghomane gaye.raste me gadha ghaskha raha tha, wife boli;,wo dekho tumhara rishtedar…
Biwi sunienshakeela k husband usse bohot pyar
Biwi: Sunien,shakeela k husband usse bohot pyar karte hain,Subha pyar,Shaam pyar,Tum itna pyar kab karo…
Storyionce upon a timea boy asked to
Story:i Once Upon a Time A Boy Asked to a Girl: Will U Marry Me?…
Jin kya hukm he mre aqa admi
jin: kya hukm he mre aqa admi: khi to usa road bana jin: imossible admi:…
Husband and wife chori k topic pr
Husband and wife chori k topic pr baat kr rahe thay. Husband: Jo shakhs chori…
Bv janu tum mujy waise pyar nhi
BV: Janu tum mujy waise pyar nhi krte jaise Shahrukh Khan Kajol se film me…
A famous inspirational speaker said best years
A famous inspirational speaker said: “Best years of my life were spent in the arms…
Ek aurat apni saheli se boli
Ek aurat apni saheli se boli main ne apni husbnd ko shadi k 2 ma…
Height of creativity i have saved
*Height of Creativity* I have saved my girl friend number as “LOW BATTERY” So whenever…
Man1 i told my wife d truth
Man1- I told my wife d truth dat I was seeing a Psychiatrist Man2- Thn?…
Compromising does not mean you are wrong
Compromising does not mean you are wrong and your wife is right. It only means…
Bahu ye abhi tak nahi aye maaji
Bahu: ye abhi tak nahi aye, maaji kahin ye kisi larki k saath…….. Saas: arey…
Bivi shohar semunna itni dair se ro
Bivi shohar se?munna itni dair se ro raha hai magar tumhain fursat nahi kae isay…
Wife suno ji is haftey hum roz
Wife: Suno ji, Is Haftey Hum Roz Cinema Dekhne Jaayenge. Uske Agle Hafte hum Roz…
Bv dear tum mujhe ktna pyar krte
Bv: Dear Tum Mujhe Ktna Pyar Krte Ho? Shohar: Mai TmSe Itna Pyar Krta Hoon…
When a man opens the door of
When a man opens the door of his Car for his wife, you can be…
Wife or husband shop se nikle to
Wife or Husband shop se nikle to ek faqeer ne kaha.. ‘Shehzadi’ 5 rupe de…
Wife tum mujhe kitna pyar karte ho
Wife: Tum Mujhe Kitna Pyar Karte Ho? Husband: Shahjahan Jitna. Wife: Mere Marne k Baad…
Judgewhy did u shoot ur wife instead
Judge:why did u shoot ur wife instead of shooting her lover? Sardar:Your honour, it’s easier…
Wife i have changed my mind
!Wife: I Have Changed My Mind.. Husband: Thank God ! Does The New One Work…
1 sharif aadmi ko kia chahiye
1 sharif Aadmi ko kia chahiye? Aik Biwi jo pyar de, Aik Biwi jo acha…
A true husband is one who lays
A true husband is one who lays down the laws for his wife…and then accepts…
Wife to husband dear this
Wife To Husband : , Dear This Computer Is Not Working As Per My Command,…
Agar husbnd wife k liye car ka
Agar husbnd, wife k liye Car ka darwaza kholay, to Samjah jao k do hi…
1 aurat 2sri sy mujhy apny shohr
1 aurat 2sri sy, Mujhy apny shohr pe shak hy,wo kisi larki sy milta hy….
Wife darling when was the last
Wife: Darling ! When Was The Last Time Our Son Wrote To Us … ?…
Friend kya wife se larai khatm hui
Friend: kya wife se larai khatm hui ?? Husband: Han Ghutne taik k mere pas…
Mera 1 dost kehta tha k jaan
Mera 1 Dost kehta tha K ‘JAAN b mango to hazir hy’ Aaj wo apni…
Bv sharabhi shohar ko theek kerne ke
BV sharabhi shohar ko theek kerne ke liye kala libas pehen ke khari ho gai…
Husband k mrny next day wife
Husband k Mrny k Next day, Wife Ne akhbar Me Ad diya: Janazy Me Shamil…