Category: Wife SMS

SMS to wife or SMS for wife simply husband wife SMS collection in hindi, urdu and english

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2 difficult things to achieve 1

2 difficult things to achieve: 1. To plant your ideas in someone else’s head. 2….

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Tofani barish mein rat ko shop per

Tofani barish mein rat ko, shop per 1 admi pizza lenay aaya SHOPKEEPER: Aap married…

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Meri begum ne bhr di hain meray

Meri begum ne bhr di hain meray salan me wo mirchain Nivala moonh me rakhta…

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Bvap nay pichlay sal eid par meri

Bv:ap nay pichlay sal eid par meri ami ko lohay ki kursi di the. Is…

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Wife mene apki b day pr itni

Wife: mene apki B-day pr itni mehngi chez li ha k ap dekhte hi khush…

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Interesting lines from a husbands diary

Interesting lines from a husband’s diary: ‘Now I always watch my wedding video in reverse…

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Horror story husband kills

Horror story: . . … Husband kills his unfaithful wife while their 5 yr old…

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Difference between husband gadha anshusband

Difference between Husband & gadha. Ans:Husband gadha ban sakta hai, but Gadha itna bhi gadha…

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Wifemain marne ja rahi hu husbandye

Wife_Main Marne ja rahi hu. Husband_Ye lo Dairy Milk. Wife_Q? Husband_Khushi k moqay pe kuch…

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Interviewer to millionaire to whom do you

Interviewer to Millionaire: To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire?” Millionaire: “I…

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Ek admi ko dhamki mili k 3

Ek admi ko dhamki mili k 3 din me 50 hazar do nhi to tmhari…

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The first sign of old age is

‘The First sign of old age is when. . . . . . . ….

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Shohar begumtum ne aj ka akhbar parhaaj

Shohar: Begum!Tum ne aj ka akhbar parha?aj tak hmaray mulak ka nazam na sudhar saka,kuch…

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Wifeis hafty hm roz cinema dkhne jaengy

Wife:Is Hafty Hm Roz Cinema Dkhne Jaengy Uske Agle Hafty hum Roz Shoping K Lye…

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Wife main bazar ja rahi hoon mujhe

Wife: ‘Main bazar ja rahi hoon, mujhe 50 Rupay ki zaroorrat hai!’ Husband (ghusay se):…

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Wifeagar mein koh gayi to tum kya

Wife:Agar mein koh gayi to tum kya karoge? Husband: Mein akhbar mein ad don ga…

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A man meets a frnd aftr long

A man meets a frnd aftr a long time & notices he is wearing an…

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Pati patni ghumne gaye raste mein

Pati Patni ghumne gaye. Raste mein GADHA ghas kha raha tha. Patni: Wo dekho tumhara…

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Election men umed war ko sirf teen

Election men Umed war ko sirf teen vote mile tou uski Bewi roney bhet gayi…

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Wife is dreaming in the middle of

Wife is dreaming in the middle of the night And suddenly shouts: Up! Quick! My…

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Larki ki aadhi zindagi husband ki talash

Larki ki Aadhi Zindagi Husband Ki Talash main, Aur Baqi Zindagi Husband ki Talashi Layne…

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A police asked a thief why u

A Police asked a Thief: ‘Why u went to Steal 3 times in the Same…

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Whats the difference between a male lawyer

What’s the difference between a male lawyer and a female lawyer??? Male lawyer knows the…

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Toofani barish me rat ko shop per

Toofani barish me rat ko shop per ek shaks pizza lene aaya Shopkpr: Ap shadishuda…

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A recently fired stock trader said

A recently fired stock trader said … “This is worse than divorce… I have lost…

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Keep one photo of ur wife in

Keep one photo of ur wife in ur pocket, when you are in a tension,…

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Bvap ko mra bnaya hua halwa pasnd

Bv:Ap ko Mra Bnaya Hua Halwa Pasnd Nhi Aya Bachy To 3 plates kha chuke…

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Wifemai ne gadhay p research ki hai

Wife_Mai ne gadhay p research ki hai. Wo apni gadhi k siwa kisi aur gadhi…

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Wife wo samay jo admi drink ker

Wife: Wo samay jo admi drink ker raha hai, usko main nay 10 saal pehlay…

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Husband jab men mar jaon to hamary

Husband: jab men mar jaon to hamary samny walon ko zaror bulana… Wife: wo Q?…

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Husband aur wife hotel me gaye tabhi

Husband aur Wife Hotel me gaye tabhi 1 Lady ne Hello kiya, Wife nay pocha,”Koun…

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Man to a friendi gifted my wife

Man to a Friend:I gifted my wife a Diamond Necklace and she didn’t speak to…

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A man keep his wifes photo in

A man keep his wife’s photo in pocket ? Because when ever he is in…

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Husbandjan de do bohat mood ho raha

Husband:Jan De Do Bohat Mood Ho Raha He. Wife:Nahi Aaj Nahi. Husband:Aajao Na Please. Wife:Kaha…

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Har mard ki zindgi me 3 dolls

Har Mard Ki Zindgi me ..3 Dolls.. Aati Hain 1 Us Ki Beti ..Baby Doll…..

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Bhengi wife suno ji meri aankhein ashwariya

Bhengi wife: suno ji meri Aankhein ashwariya se milti hy na? Husband: ghuse se Kambakhat,ye…

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Patni pati se tum to kehte thy

Patni (Pati se): Tum to Kehte Thy K Shaadi K Baad Bhi Mujhe Khoob Pyaar…

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Husband office se wapis ghar aya khamosh

Husband office se wapis ghar aya.. khamosh, gehri soch me gumm.. Aa k bed pe…

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Married couple ki sb se bri difficulty

married couple ki sb se bri difficulty. . .!!! Hsbnd: aj kia pkaogi Wife: jo…

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Why husbands avoid answers wife will

Why husbands avoid answers..!!? WIFE: Will u marry again if i died? HUSBAND: noway! W:…

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Man to doctor every night my wife

Man To Doctor- Every Night My Wife Goes To Bar & Sleeps With Anyone Who…

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Husband agr meri lottery nikal aaye to

HUSBAND: AGR MERI LOTTERY NIKAL AAYE TO TM KYA KAROGI? WIFE: MAIN AADHE PAISE LE…

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Wife saw sign board nylon saree

Wife saw Sign Board Nylon saree Rs.8/- Cotton saree Rs.5/- Banarasi saree Rs.10/- Wife: Give…

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A w0man was kidnapped kidnapper cutt 0f

…*A w0man was kidnapped. Kidnapper: cutt 0f her finger and sent it to her husband…

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Biwi husband se yeh apki shirt par

Biwi Husband Se, Yeh Apki Shirt Par Lipstick Ka Nishan Kaha Se Aaya? Husband: Men…

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Wife wo saamnay sharabi dekh rahay ho

Wife: ‘Wo Saamnay Sharabi Dekh Rahay Ho? May nay Usay 10 Saal Pehlay Shaadi Se…

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Wifestanding in front of mirror i am

Wife(Standing in front of mirror) I am fat, old, wrinkled & no longer pretty. Will…

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Railway stati0n py sh0har biwi k0 leny

Railway Stati0n py sh0har biwi k0 leny gaya Biwi: Dekh0 w0 aadmi kitna khush dikhaai…

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Nawaab to his begum hata lo apne

NAwAAb tO hiS BeguM: HATA Lo ApNe ChAhre Se Ye ZuLfE, Ae JAAnE-E-TAmAnnA , ,…

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Wife janu kash ap msg hote main

Wife: Janu, kash Ap Msg hote, Main Apko save karti, jab chahe parhti, Husband: kanj0o0s,…

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Kitna baybus hai insaan qismat k aagay

Kitna Baybus Hai Insaan Qismat K Aagay Her Sapna Toot Jata Hai Haqeqat K Aagay…

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Wife shoping kr k i to husband

Wife shoping kr k i to husband ne darwaza khola. Wife:Ye dabba utha lo Husband:is…

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Advocatetalak karvane k rs10000 lagenge husbandpagal ho

Advocate:Talak Karvane K Rs10,000 Lagenge. Husband:Pagal Ho Kya?Pandit Ne Rs 101 Me Shadi Karvai Thi….

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Question pyaar kr k shadi krni

Question: Pyaar Kr K Shadi Krni Chahiye Ya Shadi Kr K Pyaar? ? Answer: Shadi…

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Million copies of a new book sold

MILLION COPIES OF A NEW BOOK SOLD IN JUST TWO DAYS DUE TO TYPING ERROR…

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Million copies of a new book sold

MILLION COPIES OF A NEW BOOK SOLD IN JUST TWO DAYS DUE TO TYPING ERROR…

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Husband or wife ghomane gayeraste me gadha

husband or wife ghomane gaye.raste me gadha ghaskha raha tha, wife boli;,wo dekho tumhara rishtedar…

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Biwi sunienshakeela k husband usse bohot pyar

Biwi: Sunien,shakeela k husband usse bohot pyar karte hain,Subha pyar,Shaam pyar,Tum itna pyar kab karo…

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Storyionce upon a timea boy asked to

Story:i Once Upon a Time A Boy Asked to a Girl: Will U Marry Me?…

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Jin kya hukm he mre aqa admi

jin: kya hukm he mre aqa admi: khi to usa road bana jin: imossible admi:…

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Husband and wife chori k topic pr

Husband and wife chori k topic pr baat kr rahe thay. Husband: Jo shakhs chori…

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Bv janu tum mujy waise pyar nhi

BV: Janu tum mujy waise pyar nhi krte jaise Shahrukh Khan Kajol se film me…

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A famous inspirational speaker said best years

A famous inspirational speaker said: “Best years of my life were spent in the arms…

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Ek aurat apni saheli se boli

Ek aurat apni saheli se boli main ne apni husbnd ko shadi k 2 ma…

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Height of creativity i have saved

*Height of Creativity* I have saved my girl friend number as “LOW BATTERY” So whenever…

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Man1 i told my wife d truth

Man1- I told my wife d truth dat I was seeing a Psychiatrist Man2- Thn?…

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Compromising does not mean you are wrong

Compromising does not mean you are wrong and your wife is right. It only means…

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Bahu ye abhi tak nahi aye maaji

Bahu: ye abhi tak nahi aye, maaji kahin ye kisi larki k saath…….. Saas: arey…

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Wife suno ji is haftey hum roz

Wife: Suno ji, Is Haftey Hum Roz Cinema Dekhne Jaayenge. Uske Agle Hafte hum Roz…

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Bivi shohar semunna itni dair se ro

Bivi shohar se?munna itni dair se ro raha hai magar tumhain fursat nahi kae isay…

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Bv dear tum mujhe ktna pyar krte

Bv: Dear Tum Mujhe Ktna Pyar Krte Ho? Shohar: Mai TmSe Itna Pyar Krta Hoon…

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When a man opens the door of

When a man opens the door of his Car for his wife, you can be…

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Wife or husband shop se nikle to

Wife or Husband shop se nikle to ek faqeer ne kaha.. ‘Shehzadi’ 5 rupe de…

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Wife tum mujhe kitna pyar karte ho

Wife: Tum Mujhe Kitna Pyar Karte Ho? Husband: Shahjahan Jitna. Wife: Mere Marne k Baad…

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Judgewhy did u shoot ur wife instead

Judge:why did u shoot ur wife instead of shooting her lover? Sardar:Your honour, it’s easier…

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Wife i have changed my mind

!Wife: I Have Changed My Mind.. Husband: Thank God ! Does The New One Work…

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1 sharif aadmi ko kia chahiye

1 sharif Aadmi ko kia chahiye? Aik Biwi jo pyar de, Aik Biwi jo acha…

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A true husband is one who lays

A true husband is one who lays down the laws for his wife…and then accepts…

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Wife to husband dear this

Wife To Husband : , Dear This Computer Is Not Working As Per My Command,…

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Agar husbnd wife k liye car ka

Agar husbnd, wife k liye Car ka darwaza kholay, to Samjah jao k do hi…

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Jin kya hukum hai mere aaqa

jin : kya hukum hai mere aaqa ? Aaqa : yar mera eik kaam kar…

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1 aurat 2sri sy mujhy apny shohr

1 aurat 2sri sy, Mujhy apny shohr pe shak hy,wo kisi larki sy milta hy….

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1 aadmi ki 3rd bv ne apne

1 aadmi ki 3rd BV ne apne shohar se pucha: Aap ki 1st BV kaise…

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Wife darling when was the last

Wife: Darling ! When Was The Last Time Our Son Wrote To Us … ?…

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Friend kya wife se larai khatm hui

Friend: kya wife se larai khatm hui ?? Husband: Han Ghutne taik k mere pas…

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Mera 1 dost kehta tha k jaan

Mera 1 Dost kehta tha K ‘JAAN b mango to hazir hy’ Aaj wo apni…

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Bv sharabhi shohar ko theek kerne ke

BV sharabhi shohar ko theek kerne ke liye kala libas pehen ke khari ho gai…

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Husband k mrny next day wife

Husband k Mrny k Next day, Wife Ne akhbar Me Ad diya: Janazy Me Shamil…