Category: Wife SMS
SMS to wife or SMS for wife simply husband wife SMS collection in hindi, urdu and english
Wife ko begum kyon kehte hain
Wife ko Begum kyon kehte hain? Kion ke shaadi ke baad saare gum to husband…
Wife suno g mujhe brazer leni hy
WIFE: Suno G. Mujhe Brazer leni hy. Hsbnd:Brazer ka kya faida ? Tary boobs itnay…
Wifewo samne jo admi drink ker raha
Wife:Wo samne jo admi drink ker raha hay, usko meine 10 saal pahle shadi k…
Wife what is so interesting in me
Wife: What is so interesting in me? Husband: I dont know the meaning of interesting!!!
Hsbnd apni wife ka jnaza lekr ja
Hsbnd apni wife ka jnaza lekr ja rha tha Jnaze k agy ek kutta 0r…
Bivi shohar semunna itni dair se ro
Bivi shohar seâ€munna itni dair se ro raha hai magar tumhain fursat nahi kae isay…
Pati whts hypnotism patni
Pati : Wht’s Hypnotism ? Patni : Kisi Ko, Apne Vash Me Kar Ke, Uss…
wife college ke bare mein
*. .Wife: ‘College ke bare mein tumhara koi bura Experience hai?’ Husband: ‘Haan!! Tumhari aur…
Husband agar mre hath mein huk0mat h0
Husband: aGAr mRe HaTh MeiN hUk0mAt h0 t0 MeIn MulK kI TAqdEEr bAdAL dUn gAa..!!;->…
Larkio ki zndgi lambi haseen hansti muskurati
=larkio ki Zndgi ‘Lambi’ ‘Haseen’ ‘Hansti’ ‘Muskurati’ & Tension se Azaad Q hoti hy..? ….
Want to surprise your girlfriend introduce
Want to surprise your girlfriend? . . . . . . . Introduce her to…
A wife hit her husband with a
A Wife hit her Husband with a Frying Pan. Husband:What was THAT for? Wife:I found…
Wife to husband wife aaj mere tan
Wife to husband. Wife: Aaj mere tan, man mein aag laga do. Husband ne patrol…
Hasband tum shadi say pehly aur baad
Hasband: Tum shadi say pehly aur baad kisa feel karti ho Wife: Koi Faraq nahi,…
Shohr or bv main narazgi thi
Shohr or BV main narazgi thi 1Subha Shohr ko jldi jana tha Us ne raat…
bechara mard agar aurat
( Bechara Mard ) Mard agar aurat per hath uthay to Zalim agar aurat se…
Sex k doraan biwi ko shak huwa
Sex k doraan biwi ko shak huwa k bacha jaag raha hay Biwi ne bola…
Pehle woh meri girlfrnd thi mein bolta
Pehle woh meri girlfrnd thi, Mein bolta tha wo sunti thi, Phir woh meri mangetr…
Thought going to paris wid wife is
Thought Going To PARIS Wid WIFE Is Just Like . …. Going To 5star Hotel…
What is the thinnest book in world
What is the thinnest book in the world? What Men Know About Women? …
Wife i will die husband i also
Wife:-I will die. Husband:- I will also die. Wife:-why will you die? Husband:-because main itni…
Wifeis hafte hm roz cinema dekhne jaynge
Wife:Is Hafte Hm Roz Cinema Dekhne Jaynge Agle Hafte Hm Roz Shoping K Lye Jaynge…
Wifei thnk our daughter s n love
Wife:?I Th?nk Our Daughter ?s ?n Love with Someone? Husband: ?How Do U Know?? W?fe:…
Biwi meri sharfat dekho mein ne tumhein
Biwi: meri sharfat dekho mein ne tumhein baghair dekhe shadi ki . Shohar: Aur meri…
Diffrnt girls fighting with their husbnds
Diffrnt Girls fighting with their husbnds: Pilot’s wife- ziyada uro mat samjhay: Teachr’s wife. Mujhey…
Wife in sexy mood says aaj mujhe
WIFE in sexy mood says: ‘Aaj mujhe Rassi se bandh do aur jo karna hai…
Bin tyry shehr ka veran rehta hy
Bin tyry shehr ka shehr veran rehta hy, Bichar k tuj sy har rasta sunsan…
Biwiyan apne shohar koag q kehti hen
biwiyan apne shohar ko’A.G’ q kehti hen.?? Q k biwiyan tamizdar hoti hen;sb k samne…
Wife aaj koi aesi baat kaho
Wife: Aaj koi aesi baat kaho jis sy dil khush bhi hojaye or jal bhi…
Wife came home with a goat husband
Wife came home with a goat. Husband askedâ€Is bhains ko ghar kion lai ho?†Wife:â€Dikhta…
Why does a woman want to have
WHY does a woman want to have a HUSBAND? because: (H)ousing (U)nderstanding (S)haring (B)uying (A)nd…
Husband suhag raat k baad biwi se
Husband Suhag Raat k baad Biwi se: Jaan, Raat ko Maza Aaya? Biwi: Aap ko…
Husband make a call 2 his wife
Husband make a call 2 his wife frm hi office:BEGUM!mujhay Umer Sharif k dramay k…
2 married men talking 10yrs ago whenever
2 Married Men Talking- 10yrs Ago, Whenever I Returned Home, My Dog Used To Greet…
3 aurtain husband se ghar k
3 Aurtain: Husband se ghar k kam Krwane ki bat krte hue. American: meny husbnd…
Lady 2 doctor main apnay shohar k
Lady 2 Doctor: Main Apnay Shohar K Baaray Me Tum sE Ek baAT Pochn Chahti…
Wifeagr mai waqt hoti log meri kitni
Wife:Agr mai waqt hoti log meri kitni Qadar krte Husband:Log Tumhe dekh k Dar jaty….
How to create biggest doubt in your
How to create biggest doubt in your Wife’s Mind for You Just suddenly send her…
Biwi ko thaper mar k shohr bola
Biwi ko Thaper Mar k Shohr Bola, ‘Admi Usy Hi Marta He,Jise Pyar Krta He’…
The husband is the head of family
The Husband is the Head of the Family, But Wife is the Neck of the…
1 aurat doosri se jb tjhy talaaq
1 aurat doosri se: Jb tjhy TALAAQ huwi tu tera 1 he bacha tha ab…
Wife ik bat bolon husband bolo
Wife: Ik bat bolon? Husband: Bolo! Wife: Maaro ge to nahi? Husband: Arry Jani Nahi!…
Gussay ka aana mard honay ki nishani
Gussay ka aana mard honay ki nishani hay, Mugar Gussay ko pee jana, ‘HUSBAND’ honay…
Aik sharabi ko police ne raat 2
Aik Sharabi ko Police Ne Raat 2 Bajey Rok k Poocha: Itni Raat ko kahan…
Girlfrnd chand kitny hoty hain boyfrnd
Girlfrnd: chand kitny hoty hain? Boyfrnd: 2, 1 Tum or 1 wo oper After Meriage…
Professor sahab aap ki aasabi beemari ka
Professor sahab aap ki aasabi beemari ka kya haal hai? Jawab mila: Theek hai, aaj…
Wives insulting thier husbands pilots wife
Wives insulting thier husbands: pilot’s wife: ziada hawao main mat uro Teacher’s wife: ab tum…
Managment lesson apni bv ko 100 income
Managment Lesson apni BV ko apni 100% Income danay sy apko 10% sukun milta hai….
Shohr maalum hota he k daraaz me
Shohr: maalum hota he k daraaz me koi khane ki chiz he.? Bivi: Aap ne…
On weekend night wife in romantic mood
On Weekend Night, WIFE In Romantic Mood: Aaj Muje Rassi Se Bandh Do Or Jo…
No man can ever be satisfied with
No Man Can Ever Be Satisfied with 4 things in life. (1) Mobile (2) Automobile…
Man tumhari wife gum hui hy tou
Man: Tumhari wife gum hui hy tou police ko Q nai bataya ?ardar: Q K…
Dunya k 2 inthai muskil kaam1 apna
Dunya k 2 inthai muskil kaam,1) Apna idea kisi aur k zehen mai fit karna.2)…
Doc after looking at these test results
Doc: “After looking at these test results, I recommend your husband should have an operation…
1 aurat ne new sim li or
1 Aurat ne New sim li or mobile main lagai or faisla kia k shohar…
Every man desperately needs a wife
Every man desperately needs a wife… . . Bcas everyday and every minutes, somthing goes…
Husband or wife me jhagra ho gaya
Husband or Wife me Jhagra ho gaya to Wife ne apni Maa ko fone kiya:…
Bivi shohar se ghar mehman aarhe
Bivi : {shohar se} ghar mehman aarhe hen or ghar men dal ke siwa kuch…
Husband to wife ye bachay itne shararti
Husband To Wife: ‘Ye Bachay Itne Shararti Kyun Hote He…?’ . . . . ….
Aaj kal tum mushkurati bahut ho mere
AAJ KAL TUM MUSHKURATI BAHUT HO, MERE DIL KO BHAATI BAHUT HO, DIL KEHTA HAI…
Husband tum aesi roti nahi bana sakhti
Husband: tum aesi roti nahi bana sakhti jesi meri ammi pakati thi. Wife: paka sakti…
Girl kya tumhara shohar sotey waqt kharaatey
Girl: Kya Tumhara Shohar sotey waqt kharaatey Leta hai? Saheli Sharmaatey hue: Pata nahin! Abhi…
Wife mein ne app ki birthday k
Wife: Mein ne app ki Birthday k liye itna menhga suit lia hai k bas,…
Wife janu kash aap message hotay main
Wife: Janu! Kash aap message hotay, main ap ko save karti, jab chahe parhti Husband:…
Wife mein jab gaana gaati hoon toh
Wife: Mein jab gaana gaati hoon toh aap balcony mein kyon chale jate ho? Husband:…
Husbnd kya tumne mujhe kutta kaha
Husbnd : Kya Tumne Mujhe KUTTA Kaha? No Ans. Husbnd Again Asks, No Ans. Then…
Husband i hav invited a friend home
Husband: I hav invited a friend home for Sunday Lunch. Wife: But why, the house…
Nikah k bad dulha molvi se fees
Nikah K bad Dulha molvi se: Fees? Molvi: Bv ki khbsurti K mutabq de do…
Wife meray iraday baray naik hain
Wife: Meray iraday baray naik hain, Aap 100 main say aik hain! Husband: dimagh k…
Height of misunderstanding biwi ghusay me
Height of Misunderstanding Biwi Ghusay me: Mera Jeena Haram H0 gaya hai. Main Yeh Ghar…
Manjanab main 20 km per hr ki
Man:Janab mAin 20 K/m pEr hR Ki RaftaAr sE Ja rAha thA, Mgr PhIr bHi…
A ouple drove for everal miles not
A ?ouple Drove For ?everal Miles, Not ?aying A Word As They Passed A ?arnyard…
Husbandaaj weekend hai main relax hona chahta
Husband: Aaj Weekend hai main Relax Hona Chahta Hon Es Liay 3Ticket Laya hon Movie…
Wife aaj tum udaas kyo ho
Wife- aaj tum udaas kyo ho? husbend- aaj meri maa or meri behen alag ho…
Husbnd yaar maine naye detergent se apni
Husbnd: Yaar maine naye detergent se apni shirt dhoyi aur woh chhoti ho gayi, ab…
Husbnd biwi se phone parkya pkaya hai
Husbnd biwi se phone par:’Kya pkaya hai aj khaney main?’ Biwi(gussey se):’Zeher’ Husband:kha kar so…
Difference between poetry lecture any
Difference between POETRY & LECTURE Any word said by girlfriend is “Poetry” & anything said…
Har boy ke zindagi me 3 dolls
Har boy ke Zindagi me ‘3 DOLLS’ Aati Hain Ek Us Beti BABY DOLL Doosri…
Shohar ki ghazal jab se begum ne
SHOHAR KI GHAZAL Jab se begum ne mujhe murgha bana rakha hai Main ne nazron…
What is the most dangerous alphabet
What is the most Dangerous alphabet W Bcoz all worries start wid W Who? Why?…
Wifemehman aa rhe hain or ghar mei
Wife:Mehman aa rhe hain or ghar mei Daal k siva kuch nae hai Husband:jb wo…
70 year old man asked his wife
70 year old man asked his wife. Do you feel sad when u see me…
2 difficult things to achieve 1
2 difficult things to achieve: 1. To plant your ideas in someone else’s head. 2….