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Wife SMS / Text messages

Wife SMS / text messages

  1. Wife: Main tumhari yaad mein

    Wife: Main tumhari yaad mein
    15 din mein hi aadhi ho gayi hun,
    mujhe lene kab aa rahe ho?
    Husband: 15 din aur ruk jao�

    Text message filed under Wife SMS.

  2. Thappar Maarnay par NaraZ Wife

    Thappar Maarnay par NaraZ Wife
    se Husband bola:
    �Aadmi usi ko maarta hai jis se Pyaar krta hai.�
    Wife ne Husband ko 2 thappar maaray aur
    Boli �Aap kya samajhtay hain main Aapse Pyaar

    Text message filed under Wife SMS.

  3. Husband aur Wife Hotel

    Husband aur Wife Hotel
    me gaye tabhi 1 Lady ne Hello kiya,
    Wife nay pocha,�Koun Thi Wo?�
    Husband:-Tum dimagh kharab mat karo,
    main pehle hi pareshan hun k woh bhi Yehi pochay gi.

    Text message filed under Wife SMS.

  4. Wife: Wo samay jo admi drink ker raha hai,

    Wife: Wo samay jo admi drink ker raha hai,
    usko main nay 10 saal pehlay shadi k
    liye inkaar kia tha.
    Aaj tak sharab pee raha hay!
    Husband: Wow! itni lambi celebration!

    Text message filed under Wife SMS.

  5. wife:honey,what r u looking 4?

    wife:honey,what r u looking 4?
    husband: nothing
    wife:why have u been reading our marriage certificate 4 an hour ?
    husband: i was just looking 4 the expiry date

    Text message filed under Wife SMS.

  6. Wife:kal rat tum mujhey neend

    Wife:kal rat tum mujhey neend
    mein galian kion de rahey thai?
    Husband: tumhey ghalat fehmi hoi hai..
    Wife: kesi ghalat fehmi?
    Husband: yehi k mein neeend mein tha

    Text message filed under Wife SMS.

  7. Main Tumhari Zindagi Ki KiTab Hun

    Wife (patni) : Main Tumhari Zindagi Ki KiTab Hun
    Husband (pati) : Yehi Tu taklif hai Dairy Hoti To har sal change kar leta�

    Text message filed under Wife SMS.

  8. Dosti Karo College wali se,

    Dosti Karo College wali se,
    Dosti karo college wali se,
    Ishq larao office wali se,
    Flirt karo pros wali se,
    Pyar karo dilwali se,
    ankh larao sali se,
    ��..aur maar khao ger wali se

    Text message filed under Wife SMS.

  9. Husband & wife are like liver and kidney.

    Husband & wife are like liver and kidney.
    Husband is liver & wife is kidney.
    If liver fails, kidney fails.
    If kidney fails, liver manages with other kidney.

    Text message filed under Wife SMS.

  10. Wife:Suna he k jannat me husband

    Wife:Suna he k jannat me husband
    k sath Wife ko nahi rehne dete
    HUSBAND! sahi suna he,
    Wife: aisa kion?
    Husband: Arey pagli isi liye to
    usey jannat kehte hain..

    Text message filed under Wife SMS.