Wife SMS / text messages

Wife: Main tumhari yaad mein
15 din mein hi aadhi ho gayi hun,
mujhe lene kab aa rahe ho?
Husband: 15 din aur ruk jao�

Thappar Maarnay par NaraZ Wife
se Husband bola:
�Aadmi usi ko maarta hai jis se Pyaar krta hai.�
Wife ne Husband ko 2 thappar maaray aur
Boli �Aap kya samajhtay hain main Aapse Pyaar

Husband aur Wife Hotel
me gaye tabhi 1 Lady ne Hello kiya,
Wife nay pocha,�Koun Thi Wo?�
Husband:-Tum dimagh kharab mat karo,
main pehle hi pareshan hun k woh bhi Yehi pochay gi.

Wife: Wo samay jo admi drink ker raha hai,
usko main nay 10 saal pehlay shadi k
liye inkaar kia tha.
Aaj tak sharab pee raha hay!
Husband: Wow! itni lambi celebration!

wife:honey,what r u looking 4?
husband: nothing
wife:why have u been reading our marriage certificate 4 an hour ?
husband: i was just looking 4 the expiry date

Wife:kal rat tum mujhey neend
mein galian kion de rahey thai?
Husband: tumhey ghalat fehmi hoi hai..
Wife: kesi ghalat fehmi?
Husband: yehi k mein neeend mein tha

Wife (patni) : Main Tumhari Zindagi Ki KiTab Hun
Husband (pati) : Yehi Tu taklif hai Dairy Hoti To har sal change kar leta�

Dosti Karo College wali se,
Dosti karo college wali se,
Ishq larao office wali se,
Flirt karo pros wali se,
Pyar karo dilwali se,
ankh larao sali se,
��..aur maar khao ger wali se

Husband & wife are like liver and kidney.
Husband is liver & wife is kidney.
If liver fails, kidney fails.
If kidney fails, liver manages with other kidney.

Wife:Suna he k jannat me husband
k sath Wife ko nahi rehne dete
HUSBAND! sahi suna he,
Wife: aisa kion?
Husband: Arey pagli isi liye to
usey jannat kehte hain..