Category: Wife SMS

SMS to wife or SMS for wife simply husband wife SMS collection in hindi, urdu and english

Wife SMS

Wife apne husband se shukar he ap

Wife apne husband se: Shukar he ap sahi salaamat ghr wapis aa gye. Husband: Q?…

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Husband khana tyar hy bv thori

Husband: khana tyar hy? Bv: thori dair hy. H: Ok Men bahr sy kha leta…

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Tofani barish mein rat ko,

Tofani barish mein rat ko, shop per 1 admi pizza lenay aaya SHOPKEEPER: Aap married…

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Whats common between clouds and wife

What’s Common Between Clouds And Wife…..? ??? . . . . . . . ….

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Jaan-e-man, kaash tum ring tone hoti,

Wife: Jaanu kash aap SMS hotay, Main aap ko save karti, Husband: Jaan-e-man, kaash tum…

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The secret for a successful marriage

The Secret for a Successful Marriage Is: “The Work-Shop…!!” . . . . . The…

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Judge:why did u shoot ur wife

Judge:why did u shoot ur wife instead of shootingher lover? Sardar:Your honour, it�s easier to…

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Aghwaa baraye taawan ki ek khabr parh

Aghwaa Baraye Ta’awan Ki Ek Khabr Parh Kr … Biwi Ne Shohar Se Pocha –…

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WIFE:zaher HUBBY:tum khakar so jao me ata hu!

HUSBAND WIFE me larai ho gai,hubby ghar se offic gya Raat ko phone karke pucha:”Khane…

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Wife i will die husband i also wife why

Wife:-I will die. Husband:- I will also die. Wife:-why will you die? Husband:-because main itni…

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Dosti Karo College wali se,

Dosti Karo College wali se, Dosti karo college wali se, Ishq larao office wali se,…

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Shohar ye tum mujh ko bhary bazar

Shohar: ye tum mujh ko bhary bazar main “A.G” kyoun kehti ho? Biwi: ab bhary…

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Main Tumhari Zindagi Ki KiTab Hun

Wife (patni) : Main Tumhari Zindagi Ki KiTab Hun Husband (pati) : Yehi Tu taklif…

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Biwi shohar se tum shadi ke bad

BIWI shohar se “Tum shadi ke bad badal gaye ho!”, “SHOHAR” Maine tumhein pehlay hi…

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Wife:kal rat tum mujhey neend

Wife:kal rat tum mujhey neend mein galian kion de rahey thai? Husband: tumhey ghalat fehmi…

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Nobody teaches volcanoes 2 erupt tsunamis arise

Nobody teaches volcanoes 2 erupt tsunamis 2 arise hurricanes 2 sway around n no-one teaches…

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Wife: Wo samay jo admi drink ker raha hai,

Wife: Wo samay jo admi drink ker raha hai, usko main nay 10 saal pehlay…

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Every wife is a mistress of her

Every Wife is a ‘Mistress’ of her husband . . . . ‘MISS’ for one…

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Thappar Maarnay par NaraZ Wife

Thappar Maarnay par NaraZ Wife se Husband bola: �Aadmi usi ko maarta hai jis se…

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Wife called her husband honeywhere

Wife called Her Husband..!!! Wife : Honey,where are you? Husband : I’m at the bank….

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Long ago men who sacrificed their love

Long ago Men who sacrificed their Love & youth their parents their identity their laughter…

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Mid night wife 2 her police inspect0rhusbandaji

Mid Night Wife 2 her (Police Inspect0r)husband:aJi Uthiay, Ghar Me Ch0r aA Gaye hYn. Husband:…

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Darling SMS# 88

Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why? Darling :…

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Shohr bv se hata lo apne

Shohr bV sE: “HaTa lO ApNe ChEhRe Se Ye ZuLfeE JaAn e TaMaNnA! . ….

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What is the Difference Between Mother & Wife

What is the Difference Between Mother & Wife ? A – One Woman Brings U…

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I met a man who had been

I met a man who had been married for 66 years. “Amazing..66 years!” I said….

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15 din aur ruk jao?

Wife: Main tumhari yaad mein 15 din mein hi aadhi ho gayi hun, mujhe lene…

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Wife india jao to banarsi saari bejna

Wife: India jao to banarsi saari bejna, Dubai jao to Jewelry, France jao to Perfume,…

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Pagal kuch bhi kar sakta hai

Wife: If I die what will u do? Husband: Main paagal ho jaun ga! Wife:…

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Lets celebrate mens day becharamard agr

Lets celebrate men’s day ~BECHARA~MARD~ Agr Orat pr hath uthaye to zalim or pit jaye…

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Sardar ki wife inspecter se!

Sardar ki wife inspecter se! Mera husband ek hafte pehle aalo lene gaya tha abhi…

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Man asks wife what would you

Man Asks Wife- What Would You Do If I Won The Lottery ? Wife Says-…

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Lucky is the man who first love

Lucky is the man who is the first love of a woman, but luckier is…

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Why are wives more dangerous than the

Why are wives more dangerous than the Mafia? The Mafia wants either ur money or…

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Why does a man want to have

WHY does a man want to have a WIFE? Because: (W)ashing (I)roning (F)ood (E)ntertainment

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Aik admi apni biwi ki qabr per

Aik Admi Apni Biwi ki Qabr per behta Ro raha tha aur Qabr ko Pankhey…

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Wife came home with a goat husband

Wife came home with a goat. Husband asked”Is bhains ko ghar kion lai ho?” Wife:”Dikhta…

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Husband to a newly wed wife i

Husband to a newly wed wife! I could go to the end of the world…

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Teri zindagi me koi gham na ho

Teri zindagi me koi gham na ho teri khushi kbhi kam na ho dua hay…

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Apni wife se romantic guftagu karna aesa

”Apni wife se romantic guftagu karna aesa he hai jaisey kisi aisi jagah kharish karna…

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In art gallery couple sees picture of

In art gallery couple sees picture of a girl covered by leaf. Husband keeps watching….

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Man sir my wife is missing postmasterbhai

Man: Sir, my wife is missing. Postmaster:bhai ye post office hai, police station me complain…

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Bv ne shohar ko fone kiya aap

BV ne shohar ko fone kiya: Aap kahan ho? . Shohar: Tujhe wo jewelry shop…

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Ek admi apni biwi ko dafna kar

Ek admi apni biwi ko dafna kar ghar aya to ASMAN per bijli karakne lagi…

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1 admi ki aik tang haddi toot

1 Admi ki aik tang ki haddi toot gayi Hospital gya to waha dOsrey admi…

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Psychology of life at the beginning any

Psychology of life: At the beginning of any relationship every girl treats her boyfriend as…

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A woman was kidnapped the kidnapper

A woman was kidnapped. The kidnapper sent a piece of her finger 2 her husband…

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wife chaliye na kahiin chalte hain

¤_¤ Wife: chaliye na! Kahiin chalte hain, or Drive main karon gi. Husband: is ka…

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Mom to childrens jo meri hr bat

Mom to Childrens:: Jo meri hr bat mane ga aur mere Aage bilkul nhi bolega…

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Wife ki dua ya allah pak mere

‘Wife Ki dua’ Ya Allah pak mere husband ko buhat sari dolat de shohrat de…

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Aek shohar k lye sabr aur shukar

AEK SHOHAR K LYE SABR AUR SHUKAR KA FARAK YE HAY! AGAR BV JAAN PE…

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Apni wife ko mutasir krny ka aasaan

Apni wife ko mutasir krny ka aasaan tareeqa! . . . . . . ….

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What is biwi ansjo tok kar

‘What Is Biwi?? Ans_Jo Tok Tok Kar Aap Ki Saari Aadaat Badal De Aur Phir…

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Aadmi dost se yar aisi bv ko

Aadmi Dost se: ‘Yar aisi Bv ko kya kahenge jo Khubsurat ho, Samajhdar ho, Baat…

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If you have 1 wife she fights

If you have 1 wife, She fights with you ! If you have 2 wives,…

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Pakistan ka woh konsa shehar hai jahan

‘pakistan’ ka woh konsa shehar hai jahan har larki shadi shudah kehlati hai? Socho Or…

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Wife beggar who came yesterday is very

Wife- Beggar Who Came Yesterday Is Very Bad Husband- Y ? Wife- I Gave Him…

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Wife kal jo bekari aya tha

Wife : kal jo bekari aya tha wo bahut badtamiz ha Husband : kyu ?…

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Biwigusse mein tumhare dimaag me to sirf

BiWi(GussE MeiN) TuMharE DiMaaG Me To SirF GoBaR Hi BhArA Hai???! ShUhaR(PyaR se) To PhiR…

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wife main ne khoty pr

*. . .Wife: Main ne khoty pr research ki hai, wo apni ”khoti” k siwa…

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Santa judge sahab mujhe talaq chahiye

Santa :Judge Sahab, Mujhe Talaq Chahiye Pichhle Ek Saal Se Meri Biwi Ne Mujhse Baat…

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Aik sahab hamptay kamptay ghar may dakhil

Aik sahab hamptay kamptay ghar may dakhil huay, unho nay haath may gold ka aik…

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Wife kyu ji jab b me aapke

WIFE- Kyu Ji, Jab B Me Aapke Pas Aati Hu To Aap Chasma Pahen Lete…

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Wife you delivered an excellent speech hubby

Wife: You delivered an excellent speech. Hubby: Thanks dear but the audience was full of…

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Shadi k pehly din husbnd mobile me

Shadi k pehly din husbnd k mobile me wife ka nam My sweet wife lkha…

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If columbus had been married he would

If Columbus had been married he would have never discovered America cuz – 1-Where are…

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Dunya k 2 intihai mushkil kaam

Dunya K 2 Intihai Mushkil Kaam 1- Apna Idea Ksi Aur K Zehen Me Fit…

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1 admi apni bv k hr kam

1 Admi Apni BV K Hr Kam Me Nuqs Nikalta . Agr Wo Anda Boil…

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A old man calling his wife

A old man calling his wife ! Rada, sunita, Daling, jan, sweeti, Aak ladka bola…

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Jab se begum ne mujhe murgha bana

Jab se begum ne mujhe murgha bana rakha hai, Main ne nazron ki tarhan sir…

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Husband or wife mein jhagra hua to

Husband or wife mein jhagra hua, to Wife ne apni Maa ko fone kia: Ammi…

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Always listen to ur wife because she

Always listen to ur wife because she always gives you a Sound Advice: . ….

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Hsbnd apni wife se kia tum

Hsbnd Apni Wife Se: Kia Tum Kahin Ja Rahi Ho ? Wife_Haan Khudkushi Karne Ja…

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Aik car ki nilami ho rahi thi

Aik Car ki Nilami ho rahi thi 20 lac 25 lac 30 lac Aik aadmi…

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Ek rat husband ny wife se pani

Ek rat husband ny wife se pani manga or so gaya Bivi sari raat khari…

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Wife ab ki bar tume phir

wife : ab ki bar tume phir job na mili toh main meake chali jaaon…

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Sardar ki wife inspecter se mera husband

Sardar ki wife inspecter se! Mera husband ek hafte pehle aalo lene gaya tha abhi…

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2011 girls husband one cup

2011 Girls..! Husband : One Cup Coffee… Wife : Whhaatt..? Ask Again…!!! Husband: Can I…

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A man in hell asked devil can

A man in Hell asked Devil: Can I make a call to my Wife? After…

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A guy searching these keywords on

A Guy Searching, These Keywords on Google: “How to Tackle A Wife..” Google Search Result:…

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Man was complaining 2 a frnd id

Man Was Complaining 2 A Frnd I’d It All Money, A Beautiful House, A Big…

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Musibaton ka muqabla sabar say karo

“Musibaton Ka Muqabla Sabar Say Karo” “Aur” “Nematon Ki Hifazat Shukar Say Karo” Is SMS…

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Shoharbv se munna kabse ro kar halkan

Shohar:BV se munna kabse ro ro kar halkan horha ha ise loori suna k sula…

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Toufani barish me rat ko shop pr

toufani barish me rat ko shop pr 1 admi pizza lene aya . SHOPKEEPER :…

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Man outside phone booth excuse me

Man outside phone booth : Excuse me !! You are holding the phone since 20…

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Hsbndek writer ne likha ha k

Hsbnd:Ek writer ne likha ha k ‘Shohar ko b Ghr k Mamlo me bolne ka…

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Husband suhag raat ko me shadi se

Husband Suhag raat ko: Me shadi se pehle buhat Aurton k sath SEX kar chuka…

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1 aurat coma may chali gai shohar

1 aurat Coma may chali gai Shohar murda samaj kar dafnane chala Raste main janaza…