Category: Teacher SMS
Teachers SMS Messages & Jokes Collection
Teacher ye kon sa tense hai
Teacher: ye kon sa tense hai, ‘misbah century bnayga.’ student: ‘Future Impossible tense’
Theif with a knife give all your
theif with a knife: Give all your money to me. Man: Do you know who…
Teacher student se taab e daar ka jumla banao
Teacher Student se, Taab-e-Daar ka jumla Banao………. Student:Japhi kut k je Paven Ek war Gujra…
Teacher agar main tumhari ammi hoti to
Teacher: Agar main tumhari ammi hoti to tumhain 2 din main sudhaar deti. Student: Miss…
My teacher pointed at me with a
My Teacher Pointed At Me With A Stick & Said: ‘At The End Of This…
Miss aj tum late kyu aaye school
Miss: Aj tum late kyu aaye? School 7 baje shuru hota hai phr dair kyu…
Teachr stdnt se 14 novembr ko hi
Teachr stdnt se: 14 Novembr ko hi ‘Children Day’ q manaya jata hy? Student:q k…
Aik bcha rozana math waly sir ki
AIK BCHA ROZANA MATH WALY SIR KI WIFE KO FONE PAR: SIR HAIN?? WIFE: NHI!UNKI…
School me 400 meters ki race 1
School me 400 meters ki race me 1 larki boys se jeet gai Teacher:Ye kaise…
Teacher what happened in 1809 student abraham
Teacher :What happened in 1809? Student: Abraham Lincoln was born. Teacher :What happened in 1819?…
Master shagird se khali jaga pur kro
Master shagird se: khali jaga pur kro, 900 choohe kha kr Billi __chali. Shagird: 900…
Teachr wat wil u do aftr growng
Teachr: Wat wil u do aftr growng up?:) Studnt: Facebooking:) T: NO! I mean wat…
Teacher pani ka formula batao student
Teacher: Pani ka formula batao?? Student: H2MgClNaClHNO3. Teacher: Stupid, ye kia hai?? Student: Sir! ye…
Teacherevery body write your lovers name in
Teacher:every body write your lover’s name in one paper. ( after 5 seconds ) one…
Teacher yeh muhavra poora karo jin k
Teacher: Yeh Muhavra poora karo! ‘Jin k ghar sheeshay k hote hain….’ Student: ‘Wo light…
The teacher puts 2x5x2 821x on the board
The teacher puts 2x+5×2/-8+21x on the board and asks me to, ‘solve the problem’ I…
Teacher who is the male of duck
Teacher: Who Is The Male Of Duck? . . Pathan: Frog . . Teacher: Why?…
Mom son get up its time to
Mom: Son, get up its time to go to College. Son: No ma. I dont…
Teacher sabaq parh sadakat ka amanat shujaat
Teacher: sabaq parh sadakat ka amanat ka shujaat ka pathan: Lo kar lo gal apna…
Aik miss ne bacha se kaha ka
aik miss ne bacha se kaha ka kal main a to i tak abcd suno…
Teacher agar irada pakka ho to jo
Teacher: Agar irada pakka ho to jo hasil karna chaho woh zarur milta hai..!!! Student:…
Teachr 2 sleepy student who invented steam
Teachr 2 Sleepy Student: Who Invented Steam Engine? Studnt: What Sir? Teachr: Yes Correct It’s…
Teacher dunia main post man to boht
Teacher.! Dunia main post man to boht hai post women kiyo nahi hoti. Student. !…
Teacher kiss ko jumle me
Teacher : ‘KISS’ ko jumle me kuch is tarha use kro k word KISS b…
Class me 1 larki bskit kha rahi
Class me 1 larki Bskit kha rahi thi., thora sa kha kar Braizer me chhupa…
A kid calls the help desk to
A Kid Calls The Help Desk To Complain About Computer Problem. Kid: When I Type…
Teacherpani ka formula batao studenth2mgclnaclhno3teacherstupid ye
TEACHER;PANI KA FORMULA BATAO……..? STUDENT;H2MGCLNACLHNO3………………………TEACHER;STUPID YE KYA HY…….? STUDENT:MAM YE SELAB KA PANI HY……..
Teachertranslate it into english tumhe laat
Teacher:Translate it into English: ‘Tumhe Laat marke beizzat karke bahar nikal diya gaya aur baad…
Teacher 2 student copy pr
Teacher 2 Student : Copy Pr Train Banao Ma 5 mint Me Ati Hun. 10…
Teacher jawani aur burhape main fark batao
Teacher: ‘Jawani aur Burhape main fark batao?’ Student: ‘Jawani main mobile main HASEENO k number…
Science teacher agr koi lrki behosh ho
Science Teacher: Agr koi lrki behosh ho jae to usey Mu se mu rkh kr…
1 bacha dabang film dekh kr aya
?1 Bacha Dabang film dekh kr aya….! School mein sir: Tumhare saare ans galat hain…
teacher 2 student jo cheez
*. . .Teacher 2 student: Jo cheez tumhe Tang ya pareeshan kare use apne pas…
Teacher tumhary abbu kaya karty hain
Teacher. Tumhary abbu kaya karty hain? . . . . . . . . ….
Teacher pappu give me a sentence starting
TEACHER: PAPPU, give me a sentence starting with “Iâ€. PAPPU: I is… TEACHER: No, PAPPU….
Student school me gadha leke aaya teacher
Student School Me Gadha Leke Aaya, Teacher: Ye Gadha, Q Laye Ho.? Student: Teacher Aap…
Teacher batao agar paani na hota
Teacher : Batao agar paani na hota to kia hota..?? . . . . ….
Teachr wo kon sa event tha jo
Teachr: Wo kon sa Event tha jo na hota to pakistan khush haal hota? Pappu:…
Teacher ghante ka matlab samjhao
Teacher- ‘GHANTE ‘ ka matlab samjhao Student- ek din me 24 Ghante hote hai ……
Teacher what is maths student mental
Teacher: What is maths? Student: Mental Attack To Healthy Students!!
Teachr btaen khush fehmi kia h0ti hy
Teachr: btaen KHuSH FEHMI Kia H0ti Hy Student: Sir Piche Dekhn Miss Apko Bula Ri…
Mastr g bache ka lunch kha k
Mastr g bache ka lunch kha k bole: Beta ghar ja kr mera naam to…
Teacher 2 sindhi mbbs ka kia
Teacher 2 Sindhi: M.B.B.S ka kia matlab hai? . . . Sindhi bohat der sochne…
Teacher student say motorcicle k kitnay
Teacher student say : Motorcicle k kitnay tyres hotay hain Student : 6 tyres Teacher…
Teachersardar ki 5 biwian 20 bachay pathan
Teacher:Sardar ki 5 Biwian 20 Bachay Pathan ki 1 Biwi 9 Bachay To Bataao In…
Teacher us ne khudkushi kar li usey
TEACHER: Us ne KHUDKUSHI kar li Usey KHUDKUSHI krni pari Dono me fark batao? STUDENT:…
teacher what is the opposite of laugh
¤: Teacher-what is the opposite of laugh? Student-sex ¤:Teacher:how? ¤: Student: laugh is ha ha…
Teacher is ko english me translate karo
Teacher: Is ko English me translate karo ‘larkiyan yahan se ja chuki hai’ Boy: Shit…
Madamagr koi school ke samne bomb rakh
Madam:Agr Koi School Ke Samne Bomb Rakh Deta Hai To Kya Karoge? Student:1-2 min Dekhenge.,…
Techr 2 a stdnt of kg tum
Techr 2 a stdnt of KG: Tum Bade Ho Ya Tumhare Papa? Student: Main Sir:…
Teacher beta batao chand roshan kyun hy
Teacher: beta batao chand roshan kyun hy ? . . . . . . ….
Sir batao saal main kitnay mosam aatay
Sir: Batao saal main kitnay Mosam aatay hain? Kid: 4 Sir: Shahbash, naam batao…. Kid:…
Techer ka darjah maa se b uncha
Techer Ka DarJah MAA Se B Uncha Hota Ha? Pata hai Q ki MAA Apni…
Chemistry ki class mein teacher ne aik
Chemistry Ki class mein teacher ne aik larki se pocha: What is “Nitrate†? Larki…
Teacher africa me intehai ghurbat hy pehenne
Teacher: Africa me iNtehai Ghurbat Hy, pehen’ne Aur Khaney Ko Kuch Nhi. Achanak 1 bachy…
Ek teacher ne bacho se poocha ke
ek teacher ne bacho se poocha ke nadi nale kahan se niklte hain ek bache…
10 doctorz aur 1 teacher helicopter ki
10 doctorz aur 1 teacher helicopter ki rassi se latkay huye thay pilot ne kaha…
Teacher whoever answer my next question can
…*Teacher whoever answer my next question can go home… Student throws his bag outside the…
Miss tm bary ho k kya kroge
Miss: Tm bary ho k kya kroge? Studnt: Shadi Miss: Mra mtlab h kya bnoge?…
Admi teacher se yar mare business k
Admi Teacher se: Yar mare Business k liay in Bechon se Dua kr wa dyn…
Techer 2 boy ek taraf paisa hy
Techer 2 Boy: Ek Taraf paisa Hy, ek Taraf Dimag Kya Loge? Boy-paisa Techer-Galat,Agar Mai…
Teacher tum paper me fail kiun hoye
Teacher: Tum paper me fail kiun hoye main ne sawal me choice di to thi?…
An application to the head master in
An application to the head master in Punjabi. guzarish hai k mera hun school aan…
Teacher you failed the test
Teacher: ‘You failed the test.’ – Student: ‘You failed to educate.’ 😛
Teacher tell me the names of
Teacher Tell me the names of 10 chemical elements ? . . Student Oxygen, chlorine,…
Teacher 10 fruits k naam btao sardar1
Teacher: 10 fruits k naam btao? Sardar:1 amrood, teacher: shabash sardar: 1 saib, teacher: good….
Teacher to kg kid how many months
Teacher to KG Kid: How many months are there in a year..? Kid:12 Teacher:Wow ……
Ashfaq ahmed lkhte hn rome mn mera
Ashfaq Ahmed lkhte hn ‘Rome mn mera Trfc Chalan hua Masroofiat k ba’is Chalan Fee…
Teacher agr world trade centre ka waqia
Teacher: Agr world Trade centre ka waqia karachi mai hota to Govt kia krti? Student!…
Teacher gurbat ki had kia h
Teacher: Gurbat ki had kia h? Student: jb 1 khoobsurat larki 2 rupay mein kiss…
Most wonderful news in school life
Most wonderful news in school life…. – – – – – – – – –…
Studnet to teachr madam are you hen
Studnet to Teachr: Madam are you Hen? Teachr: Shut Up! Why are you asking? Student:…
Teacher wo kon c cheez hai jo
Teacher: Wo Kon C Cheez Hai Jo Insan Ki Izzat Ko Mazbooti Se thamay Rakhti…
Teachergirl ko math main hal karo
Teacher;girl ko math main hal karo student;sb se pehly larki ko bister pr jama kro.pher…
Teache ne 1 bahce ki mom ko
TEACHE NE 1 BAHCE KI MOM KO LIKHA: BACHE KO NEHLA KAR BHEJA KARAIN ….
Teacher agr quaid e azam ek din
Teacher: agr Quaid e Azam ek din k liye zinda hojaen to kia krenge? Student:…
Teacherapna adrs btao mjhe tmhare abu se
Teacher:apna adrs btao mjhe tmhare abu se milna parey ga? Studnt:sIr liyari makan n0.320 w0…
Teacher there is a frog ship sinking
Teacher: There is a frog, Ship is sinking, potatoes cost Rs 3/kg . Then, what…