Category: Teacher SMS

Teachers SMS Messages & Jokes Collection

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Teacher ye kon sa tense hai

Teacher: ye kon sa tense hai, ‘misbah century bnayga.’ student: ‘Future Impossible tense’

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Theif with a knife give all your

theif with a knife: Give all your money to me. Man: Do you know who…

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Teacher student se taab e daar ka jumla banao

Teacher Student se, Taab-e-Daar ka jumla Banao………. Student:Japhi kut k je Paven Ek war Gujra…

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Teacher agar main tumhari ammi hoti to

Teacher: Agar main tumhari ammi hoti to tumhain 2 din main sudhaar deti. Student: Miss…

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My teacher pointed at me with a

My Teacher Pointed At Me With A Stick & Said: ‘At The End Of This…

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Miss aj tum late kyu aaye school

Miss: Aj tum late kyu aaye? School 7 baje shuru hota hai phr dair kyu…

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Teachr stdnt se 14 novembr ko hi

Teachr stdnt se: 14 Novembr ko hi ‘Children Day’ q manaya jata hy? Student:q k…

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Aik bcha rozana math waly sir ki

AIK BCHA ROZANA MATH WALY SIR KI WIFE KO FONE PAR: SIR HAIN?? WIFE: NHI!UNKI…

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Techr just 5 marks aye han or

techr: just 5 marks aye han or tm hans rhy ho? . . . ….

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School me 400 meters ki race 1

School me 400 meters ki race me 1 larki boys se jeet gai Teacher:Ye kaise…

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Teacher what happened in 1809 student abraham

Teacher :What happened in 1809? Student: Abraham Lincoln was born. Teacher :What happened in 1819?…

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Master shagird se khali jaga pur kro

Master shagird se: khali jaga pur kro, 900 choohe kha kr Billi __chali. Shagird: 900…

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Teachr wat wil u do aftr growng

Teachr: Wat wil u do aftr growng up?:) Studnt: Facebooking:) T: NO! I mean wat…

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Teacher pani ka formula batao student

Teacher: Pani ka formula batao?? Student: H2MgClNaClHNO3. Teacher: Stupid, ye kia hai?? Student: Sir! ye…

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She came i ignored her

She Came. . . I Ignored her, she Smiled. . . I kept Quiet, she…

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Teacherevery body write your lovers name in

Teacher:every body write your lover’s name in one paper. ( after 5 seconds ) one…

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Teacher yeh muhavra poora karo jin k

Teacher: Yeh Muhavra poora karo! ‘Jin k ghar sheeshay k hote hain….’ Student: ‘Wo light…

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The teacher puts 2x5x2 821x on the board

The teacher puts 2x+5×2/-8+21x on the board and asks me to, ‘solve the problem’ I…

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Teacher who is the male of duck

Teacher: Who Is The Male Of Duck? . . Pathan: Frog . . Teacher: Why?…

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Mom son get up its time to

Mom: Son, get up its time to go to College. Son: No ma. I dont…

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Teacher sabaq parh sadakat ka amanat shujaat

Teacher: sabaq parh sadakat ka amanat ka shujaat ka pathan: Lo kar lo gal apna…

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Aik miss ne bacha se kaha ka

aik miss ne bacha se kaha ka kal main a to i tak abcd suno…

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Teacher agar irada pakka ho to jo

Teacher: Agar irada pakka ho to jo hasil karna chaho woh zarur milta hai..!!! Student:…

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Teachr 2 sleepy student who invented steam

Teachr 2 Sleepy Student: Who Invented Steam Engine? Studnt: What Sir? Teachr: Yes Correct It’s…

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Teacher dunia main post man to boht

Teacher.! Dunia main post man to boht hai post women kiyo nahi hoti. Student. !…

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Teacher kiss ko jumle me

Teacher : ‘KISS’ ko jumle me kuch is tarha use kro k word KISS b…

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Class me 1 larki bskit kha rahi

Class me 1 larki Bskit kha rahi thi., thora sa kha kar Braizer me chhupa…

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A kid calls the help desk to

A Kid Calls The Help Desk To Complain About Computer Problem. Kid: When I Type…

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Teacherpani ka formula batao studenth2mgclnaclhno3teacherstupid ye

TEACHER;PANI KA FORMULA BATAO……..? STUDENT;H2MGCLNACLHNO3………………………TEACHER;STUPID YE KYA HY…….? STUDENT:MAM YE SELAB KA PANI HY……..

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Teachertranslate it into english tumhe laat

Teacher:Translate it into English: ‘Tumhe Laat marke beizzat karke bahar nikal diya gaya aur baad…

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Teacher 2 student copy pr

Teacher 2 Student : Copy Pr Train Banao Ma 5 mint Me Ati Hun. 10…

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Teacher jawani aur burhape main fark batao

Teacher: ‘Jawani aur Burhape main fark batao?’ Student: ‘Jawani main mobile main HASEENO k number…

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Science teacher agr koi lrki behosh ho

Science Teacher: Agr koi lrki behosh ho jae to usey Mu se mu rkh kr…

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1 bacha dabang film dekh kr aya

?1 Bacha Dabang film dekh kr aya….! School mein sir: Tumhare saare ans galat hain…

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teacher 2 student jo cheez

*. . .Teacher 2 student: Jo cheez tumhe Tang ya pareeshan kare use apne pas…

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Teacher tumhary abbu kaya karty hain

Teacher. Tumhary abbu kaya karty hain? . . . . . . . . ….

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Teacher pappu give me a sentence starting

TEACHER: PAPPU, give me a sentence starting with “I”. PAPPU: I is… TEACHER: No, PAPPU….

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Student school me gadha leke aaya teacher

Student School Me Gadha Leke Aaya, Teacher: Ye Gadha, Q Laye Ho.? Student: Teacher Aap…

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Teacher batao agar paani na hota

Teacher : Batao agar paani na hota to kia hota..?? . . . . ….

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Teachr wo kon sa event tha jo

Teachr: Wo kon sa Event tha jo na hota to pakistan khush haal hota? Pappu:…

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Teacher ghante ka matlab samjhao

Teacher- ‘GHANTE ‘ ka matlab samjhao Student- ek din me 24 Ghante hote hai ……

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Teacher what is maths student mental

Teacher: What is maths? Student: Mental Attack To Healthy Students!!

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Teachr btaen khush fehmi kia h0ti hy

Teachr: btaen KHuSH FEHMI Kia H0ti Hy Student: Sir Piche Dekhn Miss Apko Bula Ri…

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Mastr g bache ka lunch kha k

Mastr g bache ka lunch kha k bole: Beta ghar ja kr mera naam to…

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Teacher 2 sindhi mbbs ka kia

Teacher 2 Sindhi: M.B.B.S ka kia matlab hai? . . . Sindhi bohat der sochne…

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Teacher student say motorcicle k kitnay

Teacher student say : Motorcicle k kitnay tyres hotay hain Student : 6 tyres Teacher…

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Teachersardar ki 5 biwian 20 bachay pathan

Teacher:Sardar ki 5 Biwian 20 Bachay Pathan ki 1 Biwi 9 Bachay To Bataao In…

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Teacher us ne khudkushi kar li usey

TEACHER: Us ne KHUDKUSHI kar li Usey KHUDKUSHI krni pari Dono me fark batao? STUDENT:…

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teacher what is the opposite of laugh

¤: Teacher-what is the opposite of laugh? Student-sex ¤:Teacher:how? ¤: Student: laugh is ha ha…

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Teacher is ko english me translate karo

Teacher: Is ko English me translate karo ‘larkiyan yahan se ja chuki hai’ Boy: Shit…

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Madamagr koi school ke samne bomb rakh

Madam:Agr Koi School Ke Samne Bomb Rakh Deta Hai To Kya Karoge? Student:1-2 min Dekhenge.,…

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Techr 2 a stdnt of kg tum

Techr 2 a stdnt of KG: Tum Bade Ho Ya Tumhare Papa? Student: Main Sir:…

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Teacher beta batao chand roshan kyun hy

Teacher: beta batao chand roshan kyun hy ? . . . . . . ….

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Sir batao saal main kitnay mosam aatay

Sir: Batao saal main kitnay Mosam aatay hain? Kid: 4 Sir: Shahbash, naam batao…. Kid:…

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Techer ka darjah maa se b uncha

Techer Ka DarJah MAA Se B Uncha Hota Ha? Pata hai Q ki MAA Apni…

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Chemistry ki class mein teacher ne aik

Chemistry Ki class mein teacher ne aik larki se pocha: What is “Nitrate” ? Larki…

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Teacher africa me intehai ghurbat hy pehenne

Teacher: Africa me iNtehai Ghurbat Hy, pehen’ne Aur Khaney Ko Kuch Nhi. Achanak 1 bachy…

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Ek teacher ne bacho se poocha ke

ek teacher ne bacho se poocha ke nadi nale kahan se niklte hain ek bache…

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10 doctorz aur 1 teacher helicopter ki

10 doctorz aur 1 teacher helicopter ki rassi se latkay huye thay pilot ne kaha…

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Teacher whoever answer my next question can

…*Teacher whoever answer my next question can go home… Student throws his bag outside the…

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Miss tm bary ho k kya kroge

Miss: Tm bary ho k kya kroge? Studnt: Shadi Miss: Mra mtlab h kya bnoge?…

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Admi teacher se yar mare business k

Admi Teacher se: Yar mare Business k liay in Bechon se Dua kr wa dyn…

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Techer 2 boy ek taraf paisa hy

Techer 2 Boy: Ek Taraf paisa Hy, ek Taraf Dimag Kya Loge? Boy-paisa Techer-Galat,Agar Mai…

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Teacher tum paper me fail kiun hoye

Teacher: Tum paper me fail kiun hoye main ne sawal me choice di to thi?…

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An application to the head master in

An application to the head master in Punjabi. guzarish hai k mera hun school aan…

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Teacher you failed the test

Teacher: ‘You failed the test.’ – Student: ‘You failed to educate.’ 😛

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Teacher tell me the names of

Teacher Tell me the names of 10 chemical elements ? . . Student Oxygen, chlorine,…

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Teacher 10 fruits k naam btao sardar1

Teacher: 10 fruits k naam btao? Sardar:1 amrood, teacher: shabash sardar: 1 saib, teacher: good….

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Teacher to kg kid how many months

Teacher to KG Kid: How many months are there in a year..? Kid:12 Teacher:Wow ……

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Ashfaq ahmed lkhte hn rome mn mera

Ashfaq Ahmed lkhte hn ‘Rome mn mera Trfc Chalan hua Masroofiat k ba’is Chalan Fee…

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Teacher agr world trade centre ka waqia

Teacher: Agr world Trade centre ka waqia karachi mai hota to Govt kia krti? Student!…

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Teacher gurbat ki had kia h

Teacher: Gurbat ki had kia h? Student: jb 1 khoobsurat larki 2 rupay mein kiss…

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Teacher 1 book

Teacher: 1 book + 1 book = ? Student: 2 books. Teacher: Good! 3 books…

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Most wonderful news in school life

Most wonderful news in school life…. – – – – – – – – –…

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Studnet to teachr madam are you hen

Studnet to Teachr: Madam are you Hen? Teachr: Shut Up! Why are you asking? Student:…

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Teacher wo kon c cheez hai jo

Teacher: Wo Kon C Cheez Hai Jo Insan Ki Izzat Ko Mazbooti Se thamay Rakhti…

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Teachergirl ko math main hal karo

Teacher;girl ko math main hal karo student;sb se pehly larki ko bister pr jama kro.pher…

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Teache ne 1 bahce ki mom ko

TEACHE NE 1 BAHCE KI MOM KO LIKHA: BACHE KO NEHLA KAR BHEJA KARAIN ….

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Teacher agr quaid e azam ek din

Teacher: agr Quaid e Azam ek din k liye zinda hojaen to kia krenge? Student:…

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Teacherapna adrs btao mjhe tmhare abu se

Teacher:apna adrs btao mjhe tmhare abu se milna parey ga? Studnt:sIr liyari makan n0.320 w0…

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Teacher there is a frog ship sinking

Teacher: There is a frog, Ship is sinking, potatoes cost Rs 3/kg . Then, what…