Category: Teacher SMS
Teachers SMS Messages & Jokes Collection
Teacher there is a frog ship sinking
Teacher: There is a frog, Ship is sinking, potatoes cost Rs 3/kg . Then, what…
Teacher why r u late for
Teacher: Why r u late for school? KID: Because of Sign. Teacher:What Sign? KID: It…
techeriska saraiki ma tarjama kro
*. . .Techer:Iska Saraiki Ma Tarjama Kro ‘AfsOS Hai TuM Par’ Student:’THUK E CHUTTU AA’:-)…
Teachr kis ne chand pr pehla qadm
Teachr: Kis Ne Chand Pr Pehla Qadm Rkha Tha? Kid: Neil Armstrong Techr: or Dusra?…
Teacher batao cold drink nuqsan deti hai
Teacher: Batao cold drink Nuqsan Deti Hai Ya Faida? Student: Agr Koi Pila de To…
Miss bachon batao wo konsi aurat hai
MiSS: bachon batao wo konsi aurat hai jis ko pata hota hai ke us ka…
Teacher kal tum school kyon nahi aye
Teacher: Kal tum school kyon nahi aye thay? Pathan: Mujhe bird flu hogaya tha Teacher:…
Ultimate answer teacher why are you
Ultimate Answer Teacher: ‘Why Are You Late?’ . . . . . . . ….
Teacher pappu go to the map
TEACHER : PAPPU, go to the map and find North America. PAPPU : Here it…
Teacher qarz e hasna kisay kehte hain pathan
Teacher: ‘Qarz-e-Hasna kisay kehte hain’? Pathan: ‘Jab Qarz denay wala paise wapis mangay, aur qarz…
Miss k bobs nazar aa rahe
Miss k bobs nazar aa rahe thayoy: miss ap ki lights ‘ON’ hain Miss:Tumhen kya…
Height of computerised world teacher where is
Height of computerised world: Teacher: Where is ur homework? Class-II baby: Ma’am, for my homework…
Faltu ki insult student missi love
FALTU KI INSULT Student: Miss’I Love U’ka matlab bataen! Miss: Main tumse Pyaar karti hon!…
Miss jis bache nysabq thora sa
Miss: jis bache nysabq thora sa yaad kia wo mere haath per kiss kry ga…
Nusrey class k bacha aur bachi teacher
Nusrey class k bacha aur bachi teacher se: kya choten bachon k bachy ho sakty…
class teacher bache se pata
*. .Class teacher bache se : Pata hai bache kaise paida hote hain ? Bacha…
Teachar 1 hath me kitni unglian hoti
Teachar 1 Hath Me Kitni Unglian Hoti Hen? Pappo: 6 Teachar:Ullu K Pathe Hath Pent…
Teacher pappu how do you spell crocodile
TEACHER: PAPPU, how do you spell “crocodileâ€? PAPPU: “K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L†TEACHER: No, that’s wrong PAPPU: Maybe…
Teacher pinku tmko zor ka thapr pry
Teacher: Pinku! Tmko zor ka thapr pry ga agr tmne clas mai filmi dailog bnd…
Law professor which is the most important
Law professor: “Which is the most important law of finance for starting a new business? 
teacher batao allama iqbal kahan peda
*. .Teacher: Batao Allama Iqbal kahan peda huwe Aur Unho ne kahan Taleem hasil ki…
Teacher tum bare ho kar kia bano
TEACHER: TUM BARE HO KAR KIA BANO GAY? STUDENT: DULHA TEACHER: OHO!!!!!!!!! I MEAN BARE…
Teacherbeta nisaartum kaisay paida hogaenisaar jawani jan e manhaseen
Teacher:’Beta Nisaar…!!Tum kaisay paida hogae?’Nisaar:…………’ Jawani Jan-e-manHaseen dil-rubaMilay 2 dil jawanNisaar ho gaya.
Teacher sb se zyada nasha kis me
Teacher: sb se zyada nasha kis me hota he? Student:taleem me! Teacher:wo kesy? Student: kitabain…
Teacher allah ne pait q banaya
Teacher : ALLAH Ne â€PAIT†Q Banaya Hy.?? . . . . Pathan : SHALWAR…
Teacher beta billi ki awaz nikalo bacha
Teacher: Beta Billi Ki Awaz Nikalo Bacha: Meow!Meow! Teacher: Good, Ab kutte ki Awaz Nikalo…
Tcher babar kon tha stdnt pata nahe
Tcher: Babar kon tha? Stdnt: Pata nahe. Tchr: Parhai pr dehan do to pta chaley….
A teacher asked what is forgiveness cute
A teacher asked what is forgiveness..? A cute little girl gave this lovely reply: “It…
A student called up his physics professor
A Student Called Up His Physics Professor.. His Wife Picked Up D Phone Nd Said…
Ek ustad lecture k doran behoda guftago
Ek ustad lecture k doran behoda guftago karta tha ek din larkion ne tang aa…
A good teacher is who tells to
A Good Teacher Is Who Tells To Study Hard… But,, A Best Teacher Is Who…
teacher student se larki
*. . .Teacher student se: ‘larki aur ainak mein kya cheez mushtrik hai….? Student: ‘Sir,…
Teacher asked to a boy whats the
Teacher asked to a boy. What’s the difference between young age and old age..? Boy:…
Class teacher ne students ko my class
Class teacher ne students ko ‘MY CLASS TEACHER’ Par essay likhne ko kaha. Thori dair…
Miss aap ka bacha hisab me bht
Miss: Aap ka bacha hisab me bht kamzor hay, maine is say pocha, k maine,…
The way you teach knowledge share care
The way you teach. The knowledge you share. The care you take. The love you…
Teacher qayamat ke din zameen phat jaye
Teacher: ‘Qayamat ke din Zameen phat jaye gi, Aasman tukre tukre hojaye ga garz ke…
Joke height of language miss use student
*JOKE* Height of Language miss use: Student was watching a monkey play out of the…
Attitude teacher write an essay on
Attitude: Teacher: Write An Essay On ‘If I Am A Millionaire’ …All Students Started Writing…
Ustaad roshni ko jumle main istamal karo
Ustaad: ‘Roshni ko jumle main istamal karo.’ Shagird: ‘Kamre main Andhera hay.’ Ustaad: ‘to is…
Teacher jo shakhs sun na skta ho
Teacher: jo shakhs sun na skta ho us ko english me kya kehte hain? Sardar:…
You are the best teacher in this
You are the best Teacher in this world. Wherever I may go in my life,…
Lawyer to sardargeeta pe hath rakho sardarkamal
Lawyer to sardar:geeta pe hath rakho Sardar:Kamal hai, Seeta pe hath rakha to baat court…
Govt school k bachay kisi ko ghaseet
Govt. School k bachay kisi ko ghaseet k school le ja rahy the, 1 bazurg…
Teacher to student can you define who
Teacher to Student: “Can You Define Who is a Lecturer…???†Student: “A Lecturer is a…
Teachr wht iz noun faraz
Teachr: wht iz ‘Noun’ ? . . Faraz: Kutta b hota hai apni gali me…
Teacher batao angraiz log goray peda hote
Teacher Batao Angraiz Log Goray peda hote hain aur hum Kaalay AISA KYUN? Student Kyun…
Teacher batao is dunya me sub se
Teacher: Batao is dunya me sub se mushkil se kon paida howa? Pathan: Sir india…
Teacher how old is your father jhonny
Teacher: How old is your father.? Jhonny: As old as I am. Teacher: How is…
O teacher you build my character now
O teacher! You build my character. Now I must build my nation.
Teacher wo kon se behn bhai the
Teacher: wo kon se behn bhai the jinho ne pakistan bnane k liy 24 ghante…
A child never seen his hips once
A child never seen his hips. once his teacher beat him on his Hips, He…
Exam me teacher ne nakal karne di
Exam me teacher ne nakal karne di aur kaha bahar jake na kehna ki meine…
Teacher is not who teaches but he
‘Teacher is not who teaches but he makes you something.’
English class kid me sleep with
English class: . . kid: me sleep with dad last nite . . . ….
Teacher kissed a 5 year boy on
Teacher Kissed A 5 year Boy On Face N He Got A Mark Of Lipstick…
Teacher tell me da names of
TEACHER:- ! ! TELL ME DA NAMES OF 10 CHEMICAL ELEMENTS ? ! ! !…
Teacher agar apna character acha karna hai
TEACHER: agar apna character acha karna hai to apni har teacher ko maa samjho. STUDENT:…
Teacher agr me tmhari mama hoti
Teacher: agr me tmhari mama hoti to tmhe bht pyar krti aur tmhari har baat…
teacher batao bandariya aur larki
*. . .Teacher: Batao Bandariya aur Larki Me Kiya Cheez ‘COMMON’ hai..? Student: Madam aik…
Teacher to children is ki english main
Teacher to children is ki English main translate karo: “Saima ny kapre pahen liye hain 
Teacher homewrk kiun nhi kiya stdnt
Teacher; homewrk kiun nhi kiya? Stdnt; sir,light nhi thi Teachr; to mom batti jala lete…
Teacher to student zuhaib what
Teacher to student: . Zuhaib what is the most popular answer to the teachers questions?…
Teacher class me africa k kuch mulkon
Teacher class Me Africa K Kuch Mulkon K Baaray Me Bta Raha Tha K Wahan…
Teachr btao knjoos kon hota he studnt
Teachr: btao knjoos kon hota he? Studnt: sir jis ko hum 100msg bi kren magar…
Teacher papu se btao murgi andon
Teacher papu se: Btao murgi andon par q bethti hae? Papu_Q k us k ghar…
Lagta nahe hai dil mera har sawal
Lagta Nahe Hai Dil Mera Har Sawal Mai. Kis k Bane Hai Ye Examination Haal…
Teacher explain digestive system in one
Teacher: Explain Digestive System in one Sentnce? Student: It is Da Process Which Starts with…
Teacher yeh konsa tense hai pakistan main
Teacher: Yeh konsa tense hai, ‘Pakistan main load shedding khatam ho jaye gi’ Student: ‘Future…
Once sikandar e azam arastu his teacher were
Once Sikandar-e-Azam & Arastu (his teacher) were going together.There was a deep river in way….
1 teacher ko susu k naam se
1 teacher ko susu k naam se sakht nafrat thi. Teacher ne students se kaha:…
teachar 3 or kitney huwey
*. .Teachar: 3 or 3 kitney huwey? Pathan: 6 huwe Teachar: shabash ye lo 6…
class me teachr ne poocha jo
*. .Class me teachr ne poocha jo stupid hy vo khra ho jay pathan khra…
Teacher bacho kya lun me haddi hoti
Teacher: Bacho, kya lun me haddi hoti hai.? . . Girls: Yes Sir, Boys: No…
1 hostle main larkiyan cycle chala rahi
1 Hostle main Larkiyan Cycle Chala Rahi Thin.. . . Wo Khush Thi Or Bhot…
Teacher prove that things compress with cold
Teacher: Prove that things compress with cold & expand with heat. Student: Sir, garmiyan ch…
Teacher bacho sab se ziyada dard kab
Teacher, Bacho sab se ziyada Dard kab hota hai? A Girl, Jab Bacha paida hota…
Bacha mis se ap mjy buht
Bacha Mis se: Mis ap mjY buht achi lagti ho me apse Shadi karonga Miss…
Teacher al beruni ke bhai ka naam
Teacher: Al beruni ke bhai ka naam batao? Pathan soch mai . . . Pathan…
Teacher what is the difference between landline
Teacher: What is the difference between Landline and Mobile Phone..? Sardar: On landline we dial…
Fights for friends joyful trips examination fever
Fights for friends. Joyful trips. Examination fever. Suspense of results. Making parodies of teachers. Joking…
Teacherwhat do u wish to in future
Teacher:What do u wish to do in future? Ali:I want to b a pilot Neha:I…
Teacher asks girl which part of human
Teacher asks Girl: Which part of Human body Expands 10 times its normal size..? Girl:…
Student miss ladkiyon ko 13 saal se
Student: Miss Ladkiyon Ko 13 Saal Se Pehle Bachha Nahi Hota Na? Miss: Han Beta…
Teacher should aim for 90 marks student ill get
TEACHER-should aim for 90% marks! STUDENT-i’ll get 100% marks! TEACHER-What.. Why are you kidding ?…
teacher to studnt tm itni
*. .Teacher To Studnt : Tm Itni Galiyan Q Detay Ho Dekho Gali Dene Se…
Teacher can anybody give an example
TEACHER : “Can anybody give an example of “COINCIDENCE?†PAPPU : “Sir, my Mother and…