Tapori SMS / text messages

Munna bhai: Circuit ye valentine day kaun sa din hai?
Circuit: Simple bhai aajkal valentine day ‘Kiss Day’ ko kahete hai.

Kuta mar gaya rajai mein
Apun margaya teri judai mein
Nadi mein hathi kabhi bahe nahi sakata
Apun tere bina rahe nahi sakta

Bole to ekdum jhakas style propose marne ka,
Yun ghoor ke kya dekhti hai,
Maardalegi kya?
Dil dena hai to de,
Rakh ke achaar dalegi kya?

A B C D E F G H I * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * U V W X Y Z.
Dekha !!!
I and U ke beech jo bhi aaya saale ko tapka dala

MUNNA BHAI : Mamu, Tu kitna pada hai?
MAMU : B.A.
MUNNA BHAI : Sala, do akshar pada aur who bhi ulta?

Ab itni night ko apun tere ko,
kisi film ki kahani sunane,
k liye msg to karega nahin,
Common sense ki baat hai k,
tere ko GUD Night bolney ka hai!
Chal ludak le..

CIRCUIT : Aye Mamu, tereko papad aur jhapad mein pharak pata hai kya?
MAMU : Nehin.
CIRCUIT : To kha ke dekh le, pata chal jayega.