Category: Student SMS
Free Student SMS / text messages.collection in Hindi, Urdu & English
Teacherbatao cold drink nuqsan deti ha ya
Teacher:Batao Cold Drink Nuqsan Deti Ha Ya Faida Student: Agr Koi Pila de To Faida…
2 nalaik exam k baad 1st
2 Nalaik Exam k baad: 1st: Ye paper konsa tha? 2nd: Maths ka 1st: Matlab…
5 signs to be a student
?5 signs to be a student: 1.Ratta marne ko ‘mehnat’ kehna. 2.Hr semester k start…
Identifcation of students bag ful books
Identifcation of Students Bag ful of Books, NUST University Anytime cross d road ARID University…
Mr chips dear katherine main tmhare
Mr. Chips Dear KATHERINE, main tmhare begair zinda nai reh skta Main tmse bht pyar…
Madam kisi b ghar ki rakhwali k
Madam: Kisi B Ghar Ki Rakhwali K Lye Kutta Sb Sy Behtrin Janwar Hy Studnt:…
Teacher home work q nhi kia
teacher; home work Q nhi kia Stdnt; sir,lit nhi thi Teachr; to mom batti jala…
1 to 3 class student hey i
1 to 3 class student- hey! I studied everything for exam! .;-) . 4 to…
Happy students day i love facebook
Happy Students Day! ‘I Love Facebook but I Hate to Face my books’:-(:-P:-D *.William nikhattu.*
1 larki roz subha drakht ki shakh
1 larki roz subha drakht ki shakh pr saaf kapry pehan kar beth jati thi…
Teachragr tum apny dost ko 500 dousko
Teachr:Agr Tum apny dost ko 500 do,usko 200 ki zrurt ho to wo ktne waps…
So heres how engineering class works what
So Here’s How ENGINEERING Class Works! What We Learn In Class: 1 + 1 Homework:…
A boy was teaching maths to girl
A Boy Was Teaching Maths To A Girl. Boy Kissed Girl, Again Kissed Her And…
College ka 1 student university k toilet
College ka 1 student university k toilet me gaya. Jab andr ja k eash commod…
Smoking effects lungs drinking liver girls
Smoking effects Lungs. Drinking effects liver. Girls effects … heart. but d most dangerx one…
Ines by chool boy love is
£ines by $chool boy: Love is wen i walk 2 othr side of classroom 2…
Din bemaza ratain besarur har pal
Din BeMaza,,, Ratain BeSarur,,, Har Pal Be-chaini,, Mai ne pocha DIL se Keya mjhy PYAR…
Tanhai to hai saathi apni zindagi
Tanhai to hai ‘Saathi’ apni Zindagi k her Eik pal ki Chalo yeh Shikwa bhi…
Height of behaving cool professor
Height Of Behaving Cool 😉 Professor To Student: Nalayak, Class Me Baatein Kyu Kr Rha…
Our parents hav many options for us
Our parents hav many options for us like Poison Sleeping Pill Hanging by Neck Throwin…
Aasman mein kaali ghata chhayi hai aaj
Aasman mein kaali ghata chhayi hai, aaj phir principal say maar khai hai, sub kehtay…
Kbi kbi dil chahta he k kuch
Kbi kbi dil chahta he k kuch aisa hojae…, :-):-) Paperz hon mgr result na…
Student ki lifestudent ki bhi faraz kya
Student Ki LifeStudent ki bhi Faraz kya life hoti ha. wah wah wah ji wah…
Mohhabat ka ghum hota bohut hai k
Mohhabat Ka ghum hota bohut Hai, K ab Ye Lafz Bhi Ruswa bohut Hai, Udasi…
Profesorwhat is evil studendsir i will
Profesor:what is evil? Studend:Sir I will explain but 1st answer my question. Does the cold…
Rays emitting fr0m the b00ks are directly
…*Rays emitting fr0m the b00ks are directly propotional to sleepness… Student’s 1ST LAW 0F NALAIQNESS…23*
A child to zrdaari janab 15
A Child to Zrdaari Janab 15 Month se Hmary Schol mae Teacher Ni Aya Zrdaari:…
Student 2 professor sir aap ne
Student 2 Professor: Sir Aap ne abhi tak shadi Q nai ki? Professor: Bus bacho…
Lambi judai student remix chaar dino
LAMBI JUDAI (Student ReMix) . Chaar dino ka EXAM O Rabba, . Lambi parhai, Lambi…
In a school function a kg
In a school function A K.G boy started closing his ears with both hands, when…
Sum lines wich v all wil defintely
Sum lines wich v all wil defintely mis in future: ‘College jana hai na?’ ‘kahan…
Ab ke yoon dil ko sazaa di
ab ke yooN dil ko sazaa di hum ne uski har baat bhulaa di hum…
Teacher shadi k waqt dulhey ko akailay
Teacher: Shadi k waqt DULHEY ko akailay Ghoray par Q bithaya jata hai..? Student: Last…
Jo aankhon se hamesha rahtey ain door
Jo aankhon se hamesha rahtey ain Door.. Wah Wah, Jo aankhon se hamesha rahtey hain…
7 things students do during study1 sleeping2
7 things students do during study:1. Sleeping2. Eating3. SMS4. Watch MOVIES5. Chat wid frnds6. Dream…
Cool attitude teacher y r u
Cool Attitude… Teacher : Y R U Late.. All Ur Classmates Came To Class On…
Teacherbatao chand par pehla kadam kis nay
TEACHER:BATAO CHAND PAR PEHLA KADAM KIS NAY RAKHA?? BACHA:NEIL ARMSTRONG NAY!! TEACHER:SHABASHH…AB BATAO DUSRA KADAM…
Lagta nahe hai dil mera har sawal
Lagta Nahe Hai Dil Mera Har Sawal Mai. Kis k Bane Hai Ye Examination Haal…
Height of nalaiqi dad why didnt
(Height of nalaiqi) Dad: why didn’t you go for exam? Son: paper was tough! Dad:…
Pagal hony k or bhi bohat rasty
PAGAL Hony K Or Bhi Bohat RastY ThY ~Faraz~ . . . . . ….
Har sawal se dat kar ladna fekne
Har Sawal Se Dat Kar Ladna, Fekne Me Kami Mat Karna, Mouka Mila To Peche…
teacher jawani aur burhape me farak
=-= Teacher Jawani aur Burhape me farak batao.? Student Jawani me mobile me HASEENO k…
An engineering student to his sweeper brother
An engineering student to his sweeper brother: ‘mere paas degree hai, knowledge hai, 4 logon…
After all those years in school
After all those years in school, I finally came to know what the colon and…
Hisabmath k ustadclass shagridon se tm ma
Hisab(math) k ustad(class k shagridon se): Tm ma se koi b muj se math ka…
Smallest leave application by a kg boy
Smallest leave Application by a KG Boy . . . . . . Dearr Sir,…
If a single teacher cant teach all
If a single teacher can’t teach all the subjects than how can you expect a…
Char zero aikk saat likho likha
Char Zero aikk Saat Likho Likha? Kaise? 0000 Aese? Fail….. Correct ans is ‘4017’ Ghar…
Ek hi colour ka dress pehn kr
Ek Hi Colour Ka Dress Pehn Kr, Hum Sab Lagte Thay Kitne Achey, School Lagta…
2015 ka fakeer allah k nam pe
2015 ka fakeer: Allah K Nam Pe Kuch De De. Boy: Ye Lay Meri B.com…
School life was awesome assignment copy
School life was awesome ASSIGNMENT copy karte time ‘ Oye..!! Ye kya likha hai ??…
Tum udhar aur ham idhar tanha kitna
Tum udhar aur ham idhar tanha, kitna lamba hai yeh safar tanha. Peelay pattoN say…
Prove that 2102 japanese student
Prove that 2/10=2 ! ! ! Japanese student: Wrong question. ! ! ! Indian student:…
Sari raat ki jagi ankhain college mein
sari raat ki jagi ankhain college mein kia parhti hon gi? khul na jay kahin…
Words written above a classroom clock
Words Written Above A Classroom Clock…. ‘This Clock Will Never Be Stolen, Coz Too Many…
If all the musicians 0f this w0rld
*…If all the musicians 0f this w0rld j0in togather & make a sweet melody to…
Student school me gadha le k aya
Student School Me Gadha Le K Aya Miss:Ye Gadha,Q Laye Ho? Miss Aphi To Kehti…
Teacher urdu mein translate karo dear look
Teacher: urdu mein translate karo, ‘Dear look at that girl.. She is beautiful’ Student: ‘jani…
Professor 2 studnt what is attention deficit
Professor 2 studnt: What is ‘Attention Deficit Hyperactive Disorder’? Student: Jimba Lomba Bomba! Prof: aby…
Us ne kahaa ke ham bhii khariidaar
us ne kahaa ke ham bhii Khariidaar ho gaye bikne ko saare log hii tayyaar…
Kaash parhai b muhabbat ki tarah hoti
Kaash Parhai b muhabbat ki tarah hoti… Karni nahi parti Bussss…. ho jaati…. From: DUKHI…
Teacher home work kyn nh kia
Teacher: home work Kyn Nh Kia, Student: sir light nhn Thi, Teacher: mom bati jaa…
O level k bache zoo meoh wow
O level k bache Zoo me:’oH woW look that monky he is sleeping don’t dsturb,’…
Newtons 1st law of kamina pan stats
Newton’s 1st Law of Kamina pan stats that, ‘Every kamina continues to do kaminapan unless…
We are cheaters b t don cheat
We are cheaters, b t don t cheat manners. We hate study, b t Love…
Students problem p kuch badli hui taqdeer
(STUDENT’S PROBLEM):-P Kuch badli hui taqdeer nazr ati he. Yadon ki ek zanjeer nazr ati…
Tution sirabey gadhe home work q nahi
Tution sir:abey Gadhe home work Q nahi karta tu..? New age student: Tameez se baat…
Baap nalaik parh le kbi tu ne
Baap: Nalaik parh le kbi tu ne apni koi book khol k b dekhi hai?…
A student called up his physics professor
A student called up his physics professor but got professors wife on the call ‘he…
Cricket t20 ipl ki waja se
Cricket T20 & IPL ki waja se boht improve hui hai… Hame b apna Examination…
A sad love story aik pakistani
A SAD LOVE STORY Aik pakistani studnt ko apni classfellow se payar ho gya.Lrky ne…
Student ki notebook k last page per
Student Ki Notebook K Last Page Per Kya Mile Ga ?? 1.Love K % Check…
Class room me urdu grammar ki class
Class room me Urdu grammar ki class ho rahi thi. Teacher_Anwar ko shadi me dilchaspi…
Teacher tell ohms law student i
Teacher: Tell ohm’s law? Student: I dont know full, I just know last part of…
Kitaabain behtareen dost hain allah
Kitaabain behtareen dost hain . . . . . . . . . Allah jany…
Student yaar dhokha ho gaya
Student : Yaar Dhokha Ho Gaya, Dost: Kia Hoa? Student: Mainay Ghar Se Books Ke…
Student school mn gadha le k aya
Student school mn gadha le k aya Miss:Ye gdha,Q laye ho? Miss ap hi to…
Papers ki roti notes ka achar p
Papers ki roti:-( Notes ka achar:-P Tube lite ki kirnen:- Questions ki bhrmar:@ Teacher ki…
Teri yaad pade sang jeena hai
teri yaad yaad yaad teri yaad yaad teri yaad yaad teri yaad yaad teri yaad…
Apni hastee ka hota sabhi ko paas
apni hastee ka hota sabhi ko paas hai apni apni nazar maen har koi khaas…
Question for briliant people only people
Question for briliant people.. . . . . . . . . . . ….
Even great qualities of a tudent
$even Great Qualities Of A $tudent: 1. CONSISTENCY- once a zero, always a zero;-) 2….
Teacher batao dog shadi q nahi
Teacher: ‘Batao Dog Shadi q Nahi Karta?’ . . Student: ‘Miss Wo Pehly Hi Kutton…
Class 0ne me ek new bachi aai
Class 0ne me ek new bachi aai tu sb bachon ne usy khala khala kehna…
1 teacher ka un ke class sath
1 teacher ka un ke class ke sath group photo banaya gaya, 2sre din teacher…