Category: Student SMS
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Da m0st funniest situati0n in student life
Da m0st funniest situati0n in student life V hav n0 idea wt to write in…
Ek school ki emarat ko aag lag
Ek school ki emarat ko aag lag gai school k sb bchy dor khry hans…
Exercise if walking is good for
EXERCISE! If walking is good for health, the postman wud be immortal A whale swims…
1 hand on pen the other phone
1 hand on pen, The other on Phone 1 Ear on lecture, The other on…
Studnt problm kch badli hui taqdir
Studnt Problm Kch Badli Hui Taqdir Nzr Aati Hai Yadon Ki 1 Zanjir Nzr Ati…
3 mujrmon ko szaye mot sunane se
3 Mujrmon ko szaye mot sunane se pehle judge ne poocha tmhari taleem kia hai?…
School assembally ki dua 2011lab pe ati hy dua
School Assembally ki dua 2011Lab-Pe-Ati Hy Dua Ban k Tmana MeriZindgi LOVERS Ki Surat Ho…
Teacher batao k quick quicker quickest forms
Teacher: Batao k quick, quicker quickest forms ko urdu mein kese kahen ge? Student: Bhaag,…
2 medical students raat me parhte huay
2 medical students raat me parhte huay… 1st: kitne bjy hain? 2nd: 1 pathar utha…
Teacher abhi parh lo beta warna rzlt
Teacher: Abhi Parh Lo Beta! Warna Rzlt Aane K Baad Tum Rooge. . . ….
1 boy school se rota hua ghar
1 boy school se rota hua ghar aya maa ne pucha: Beta q ro rahe…
Best 3 lines in a students life
Best 3 lines in a student’s life.. 1:) please don’t disturb i want to study..!…
Student exams life 9 am wake up
Student Exam’s Life. 9 am-wake up 10 am-breakfast 11 am-thinking to score 80% marks 1…
Doctors after operationand students after examzz have
DocTors After operation..and students after examzz have same thing to say….. V tried our best…….
School vs college schoolpencilrubber shapner
*School vs college * *School=pencil,rubber, shapner, scale.. *colg:Ek balpen wo b frnds se cheena hua:…
Principal i tried ur number so
Principal : I tried ur number so many times, it said switched off…! STUDENT said…
Kasoti zindagi ki tempo 112
Kasoti Zindagi Ki – { Tempo 112 bpm } 4, 58, 688, (hold 6)999#, 58,…
Teacher bache se tumhre pas 12 choclate
Teacher bache se: tumhre pas 12 choclate hain tumne 3 Rida ko dedi 6 sana…
Dada apnay potay se tmhare teacher aa
Dada apnay potay se: Tmhare teacher aa rahay hain, tum chup jao. Poata: pehle ap…
Whats the height of hope it
What’s the height of hope?? It is: Sitting in the exam hall,holding the question paper…
Teacher ye kiska signature hai student
Teacher Ye kiska Signature hai @@@@@@@ Student Meri mummy ka Teacher Aisa kaisa naam hai…
In a school function kg boy
In a School function: K.G boy started closing his EARs with both hands when a…
New teacher students tell ur name
New Teacher: Students tell ur name & hobies. Boys: I’m Sam My hobby is watching…
Ye degree b le lo naukri
Ye Degree b le lo, Ye Naukri bi le lo. Bhalay cheen lo mujhse meri…
Shaitaano ka school attendance yajoj mjoj
SHAITAANO KA SCHOOL Attendance YAjoj Mjoj Yes sir Zakoota Yes sir Firaon Yes sir Ebles…
Professor zindgi bhar ghalib ki
Professor : zindgi bhar Ghalib ki arzo rahi kay uski mehbooba ki haseen zulfon se…
Aaya tha imtehan main mazmoon husn par
Aaya Tha Imtehan Main Mazmoon Husn Par, Parchay Main Sab Ne Chehra Mera Bana Diya.)…
4students ne paper ki tyari nhe unho
4students ne paper ki tyari nhe ki unho ne 1 plan bnaya or wo agly…
Kal raat boht dino bad kitab kholi
‘Kal Raat, Boht Dino Bad, Kitab kholi to Ehsas howa ‘FARAZ’…..! . . . ….
Air students hv d same mentality
Air & students hv d same mentality How? ? ? ? ? Both r turning…
Lady teacher main tumhari jaan nikal dun
LADY Teacher: ‘Main tumhari jaan Nikal dun gi’, Iski english batao… . FUNTER Student: ‘English…
The a grade passed students mostly get
The ‘A’ grade passed students mostLy get the technicaL seats & become doctors and engineers…
Engineering question some text missing what
Engineering Question, *Some Text Missing* What Is Missing? Explain With Valid Reasons (10 Marks) 😀
There is always a sign board drive
There is always a sign board ‘DRIVE SLOWLY’ near a schøøl. But Never near a…
Story of newtons laws once a
Story of Newton’s Laws: Once A Goat was walking. Newton stopped it.. It stopped. He…
Story of math zror read kerna
Story of MATH Zror read kerna Aj se 300 years pehlay MATH bohat masoom or…
Hum na honge to kaho kuan manaiga
hum na honge to kaho kuan manaiga tumhe ye buri baat hai her bat pe…
Teacher kahan hay copy pen boy
Teacher: Kahan Hay Copy? Kahan Hay Pen? Boy: Jab se Tumhain DeKha Hay.. Kia Copy…
Taras ata hai mujhe apni masoom c
Taras Ata Hai Mujhe Apni Masoom c Palkon Per…… Jab Wo Bheeg K Kehti Hain…
W0 subah ka alarm phr b ankh
W0 Subah ka alarm, Phr b ankh khulay Late.. W0 Yar0 Se Shugal, Attendence Bolna…
Can 21 no why no its possible
Can 2=1 No??? Why no..? Its possible! Let: X=Y x+x-x = y+y-y 2x-x = 2y-y…
Height of geniousity when i was
Height of geniousity, When I was at school, someone stole my rough notes Now they…
Bara mushkil hai school ki miss se
Bara Mushkil Hai School ki ‘Miss’ Se Pyar Karna FARAZ. . . Love Letter Bheja…
Parhai sirf 2 wajah se hoti hai
Parhai sirf 2 wajah se hoti hai, Ek shoq se, Or Ek khouf se, Shoq…
Aik subha 1 maa betay ko uthanay
Aik Subha 1 Maa Betay Ko Uthanay K Liye Us K Room Main Gai Aur…
Neend peechay mat bhago parhai k bhago
Neend peechay mat bhago, parhai k peechay bhago neend khud tmhare peechay bhage gi.
All iz well remiix jb paper
=All Iz Well= ….,-==REMIIX==-,…. =Jb Paper Ho Out Of Control’ =Answer Sheet Ko Kr K…
A sad love story aik engineering k
A SAD LOVE STORY AIK ENGINEERING K CLASSFELLOW SE PYAAR HO GYA. LARKY NE USY…
Janay kaisay jeetay hain log yaadon k
‘Janay’ kaisay ‘jeetay’ hain ‘log’ ‘yaadon’ k ‘saharay ‘FaRaZ’ Hum tou aik CHAPTER’ yaad kar…
Teacher to student planets k naam
Teacher to student : Planets k naam sunao? Student: Mercury, Venus, Earth, Mars Teacher :…
Answers of a brilliant student who obtained
Answers of a Brilliant student who obtained 0% Q. In which battle did Napolean die?…
When i was studying my mom
WHEN I WAS STUDYING, MY MOM WAS CALLING ME BUT I DINT RESPOND, I WAS…
Colege k peechey nadi me principle doob
Colege k Peechey Nadi me Principle Doob Rha Tha. Pappu Ne Dekha Or Zor Zor…
Nafsiyat ka practical professor ne 1
Nafsiyat ka practical: Professor ne 1 Larkay k liye 1 taraf cake or 1 taraf…
Laziness is the mother of all bad
LAZINESS IS THE MOTHER OF ALL BAD HABITS BUT ULTIMATELY SHE IS A MOTHER AND…
1000 pages ki book kitny din ma
1000 pages ki book kitny din ma prhi ja skti hai writer:6 months Doctor:2 months…
The three most discussed topics in pakistani
The three most discussed topics in Pakistani students :-p 1)Imran Khan . . . ….
1 bacha ghar se mar kha kr
1 Bacha Ghar se Mar kha kr Ghusy me School ja raha tha. Raste me…
Teacher oxford matlab kya hai student
Teacher: OXFORD matlab kya hai? Student: OX matlab bail, FORD matlab Gaadi. to OXFORD matlab…
Height of smartness professor only wise
Height of Smartness: Professor: Only wise Men Hesitate, Fools are always Confident..=) . . ….
Teacher last year u were in
TEACHER: Last year u were in luv with that girl & this year u r…
Professor tum 20 saal ki larki se
Professor: Tum 20 saal ki Larki se shadi karo ge ya apne se 20 saal…
Om shanti ka dialogue students ke andaaz
Om shanti Om ka dialogue Students ke andaaz mein … Itni shiddat se maine paas…
Jane kasa jeete hain log yadoon
jane kasa jeete hain log yadoon k sahare hum to ak sawal yad kr k…
Aakhir tang aa kr usne mje aur
Aakhir tang aa kr usne mje aur mai ne usy hmesha k liye chor hi…
Parents ki 5 baten jo apko psnd
Parents ki 5 baten jo apko psnd nhi 1-Itna late q? 2-Itne paise kis lie…
A father asks peon how are the
A father asks peon: How are the studies in this college? Where do I see…
Midnight coffees long chats bunking classes
Midnight coffees, Long chats, Bunking classes, Fighting for friends, Last minute revisions, Tension filled exams,…
Graduati0n speech id like to thank
Graduati0n speech : I’d like to thank the internet, g0ogle, wikipedia, micr0s0ft 0ffice, and ctrl+C…
Height of education a policeman saw
HEIGHT OF EDUCATION A policeman saw a liltle boy crying. He aproachd him & askd:…
Everyone wants to go heaven but no
‘Everyone wants to go to heaven but no one wants to Die’. Alternately Means! Sab…
Police waly ny 1 student ko pakra
police waly ny 1 student ko pakra. student:… sir men student hun, mujhy chor do….
Brilliant answers by students q in
Brilliant Answers by Brilliant Students: _ Q. In which battle did Tipu Sultan die? A….
Teacher munni q badnaam hui student
Teacher: Munni q badnaam hui Student: pepsi ki wja se Teacher: wo kesy Student: Pepsi…
Ik diya hoon taiz hawaon kai
Ik Diya Hoon Taiz Hawaon Kai Jhonkon Sai Bus Bujhe Giya Hoon Mai Jalraha Tha…
Aik engineer ki dukh bhari dastaan
Aik engineer ki dukh bhari dastaan… . . Maine ne Engineering lee… . . ….
Teacher love kese hota he student
Teacher: Love Kese Hota He.?? Student: Miss ‘L’ Ko Pakar Ke ‘O’ Ko Daba ke…
How do you convert a student to
…*How do you convert a student a student to a criminal…?? . . . Burn…
Top 4 reasons 2 do mba
Top 4 reasons 2 do ‘MBA’ 1. I hate sleeping. 2. I guess I’ve enjoyed…
Na waqt itna k syllabus pura kia
Na Waqt Itna K Syllabus Pura Kia Jaye Na Tarkeeb Koi k Exam Pass Kia…
7 signs of being a pakistani student
7 signs of being a Pakistani student: 1. Ratta marnay ko ‘mehnat’ kehna. 2. hr…
Kahan ho tum aaj kal kidhar hotay
Kahan Ho Tum Aaj Kal Kidhar Hotay Ho Pehle To Har Saal Aate Thay Aour…
Wo choti baaton pe rooth jana
Wo choti choti baaton pe rooth jana :-(, Wo rootey hun ko aur be stana,…
Allah ka dia sb kuch hai b0oks
ALLAH ka dia sb kuch hai b0oks han, n0tes han, time hai, Or h0sla to…
Thomas edison today is my exam
Thomas Edison, ‘Today is my exam but I dnt care Because a single sheet of…