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Smoking SMS / text messages

  1. Cigrate ek lanat hai

    Cigrate ek lanat hai
    jo hamare nojawano ko tabah kar rahi hai.
    Aao mil k is lanat ko khatam karien.
    1 packet tum khatam karo
    1 packet hum khatam kartay hain.

    Text message filed under Smoking SMS.

  2. Akelay Akelay suttay laga raha hai koi.

    Maut k baad yaad aa raha hai koi..
    cigrate meri kaber par jala rahahai koi..
    yaa rab..! 2 pal ki mohalat aur de de mujay.
    Akelay Akelay suttay laga raha hai koi.

    Text message filed under Smoking SMS.

  3. Smooking reduces ur life by 5 mins.

    Smooking reduces ur life by 5 mins.
    Sex increases ur life by 10 min.
    So the conclusion is that a fucking smoker never dies

    Text message filed under Smoking SMS.

  4. Dhuwe ne aap ki tasweer banayi.

    ek tanha raat me aap ki yaad aayi,
    yaad ko mitane k liye hum ne cigerate jalayi.
    cigirate ne bhi kya kudrat dikhayi,
    dhuwe ne aap ki tasweer banayi.

    Text message filed under Smoking SMS.

  5. Rok Do Mere JanaZe Ko ZaLimo,

    Rok Do Mere JanaZe Ko ZaLimo,
    Mjh Mein JaaN aa Gai Hai,
    PeeChe Mur K Dekho KaMeeNo,
    CiGrette Ki DuKaan aaGai Hai.

    Text message filed under Smoking SMS.