Category: Short SMS

Hey baby, you must be a light switch, coz every time I see you, you…

Hw do U kp a txtr in suspense? I’ll tel U l8r. …

Please help the homeless. Take me home with you… …

FRIEND SEARCH: Friend detector activated…calibration complete, now searching…..still searching….still searching……sorry, no friends found. …

Excuse me, but I DO think it’s time we met….

AmazinG Truth 😉 . . . . . . . . . . . ….

If I could be anything, I’d love to be your bathwater. …

When ur lonely and upset, just turn to the mirror and say, "shit, im so…

I’m a frog but if u kiss me I’ll turn into a prince…

Hardest moment is not that when u lose something n tears come out of ur…

The only thing your eyes haven’t told me is your name….

How was Heaven when you left it? …

Can I flirt with you?…

I’m wearing Revlon colourstay lipstick. Wanna help me test the claim it won’t kiss off?…

Can you say constantinople backwards? Me neither, but I just wanted to ask….

Honey, you give new meaning to the defintion of ‘edible’. …

Damn girl, you have more curves than a race track….

Do you believe in helping the homeless? [If yes] Take me home with you. …

I don’t know what you think of me, but I hope it’s X-rated. …

If u r sad, than sit on the rocks, open ur shoes and smel ur…

Girl, you gotta be tired coz you been runnin through my mind all day…

Is your name Summer? ‘Cause you are as hot as hell….

You know, I ain’t this tall. I’m just sitting on my wallet. …

You’re eyes are bluer than the atlantic ocean and baby, I’m all lost at sea….

Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you…

The trouble with being punctual is that nobody’s there to appreciate it….

What time do you have to be back in heaven?…

I’m sick. My medicine is to talk to you. …

You’re like a dictionary – you add meaning to my life! …

You are a 9.999. Well, you’d be a perfect 10 if you were with me….

I heard you took an IQ test and they said you’re results were negative…

MORNING TIME: A cup of hot hello, a plate of crispy wishes, a spoon of…

Out of my mind. Back in five minutes. …

Is your name Gillette? …coz you’re the best a man can get….

You know the Power company is looking for you coz you’re so electrifying….

I’m sorry, were you talking to me? Her: No. Well then, please start…

What Is More Painful? When a person Whom u trusted Hurts u, Or The person…

You know, I ain’t this tall. I’m just sitting on my wallet. …

Shall we talk or continue flirting from a distance?…

Remember me like pressed flower in ur Notebook.It may not b having any fragnance,but will…

‎”Everything happens for a Reason, The hard part is finding the Reason”…

Having Right Vision In Any Endeavour Always Leads To A Glorious Conclusion ……

Smtimes we mst gt hurt in order2Grow, we mst fail in order 2 Know, we…

Was you Father an Alien? Cos honey on planet earth there’s nothing else like you!…

Do you know karate? Cos damn it honey, your body is really kickin….

Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off NOW! …

The most awkward moment when u realize that person you are making fun of is…

I think I can die happy now, coz I’ve just seen a piece of heaven….

Honey, I’m new in this town – dya think I could have directions to your…

I think I feel like Richard Gere – I’m standing next to you, the Pretty…

Were you arrested earlier? It’s gotta be illegal to look that good…

There’s this movie I wanted to see and my mom said I couldn’t go by…

Help, somethings wrong with my eyes – I just can’t take them off you. …

I once had One2One with a Virgin, she teased me till i had an Erikson,…

Do you have a Bandaid? Cos I just scraped my knee falling for you…

Always remember you’re unique – just like everyone else. …

Gorgeous, intelligent, kind, sweet, charming, witty, hilarious, friendly…well enough about ME! How are you? …

Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?…

Am I dead, Angel? Cause this must be heaven!…

See a mistake as a mistake, not as "my" or "her" mistake. "my" means guilt;…

Do you mind if I stare at you up close instead of from across the…

You’ve made me so nervous that I’ve totally forgotten forgotten my standard pick-up line. …

I just wanted to show this rose how incredibly beautiful you are!…

A man can succeed at almost anything for which he has unlimited ENTHUSIASM . ….

Do you have a map? Cos Honey, I just keep gettin lost in your eyes….

If I had a rose for every time I thought of you, I would be…

You are so beautiful that I would crawl ten miles on my hands and knees…

: How can you tell when a FAX had been sent from a blonde? A:…

Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back….

Some Interesting Oneliners: *If u cannot change ur mind,r u sure u hav one 😉…

You’re beautiful until your Photoshop 30 day trial expires……

How do u occupy an idiot? Press down – Press up…Press Down…! …

World’s most beautiful sentence. =>…BUT, I LUV U. World’s most selfish/ painful sentence_ => I…

It’s not my fault I fell in love. You are the one that tripped me….

You see my friend over there? He wants to know if YOU think I’M cute….

Would you touch me so I can tell my friends I’ve been touched by an…

You know, I ain’t this tall. I’m just sitting on my wallet. …

Take an ice cube to the bar, smash it, and say, "Now that I’ve broken…

If you were a laser, you’d be set on "stunning"….

Always remember you’re unique – just like everyone else. …

Is it that cold out or are you just smuggling tic-tac’s. …

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put U and I together….

Bodybuilding is much like any other sport. To be successful, you must dedicate yourself 100%…

Hi, I just wanted to give you the satisfaction of turning me down; go ahead…

Was your father a thief? ‘Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put…

Rocking Quote:- it’s nice to listen to lies, when we know the truth..!!…

I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me? …

Things we do not expect, happen more frequently than the things we wish to happen….