Category: Sardar SMS
Free Sardar SMS Jokes collection in Hindi, Urdu & English
Sardar on phone doctor my wife is
Sardar on phone: Doctor my wife is pergnant.She is having pain right now. Doctor: Is…
A sardar went 2 hotel ordered chiken
A Sardar went 2 hotel, ordered chiken, Waiter comes with the order, Surdar:Murgi di taang…
Sardar aur us ka dost tange mai
Sardar aur us ka dost tange mai beth kar ja rahe the ke achanak gory…
Sardar frnd sy aaj raat main nahi
Sardar Frnd Sy Aaj Raat Main Nahi Soun Ga. Frnd: Kyn? Sarther: Khwaab Mein Pathan…
Doctor jab aap ko pata tha k
Doctor: Jab Aap ko Pata Tha K Chipkali Aap k Kaan Main Ghus Rahi Hai…
Nurse aap k jurwa achay huway hyn
Nurse: Aap k Jurwa ?achay Huway Hyn ?ardar: Yei Hona Hy Tha, Kameeni Program He…
Srdars poetry khirki se dekha to
Srdar’s poetry, Khirki se dekha to gali me koi nai tha.. Wah.. Wah.. Khirki se…
Sardar raat bhar train mein neend hi
Sardar: Raat bhar train mein neend hi nahin aayee, Upar ka seat mila tha… Dost:…
Sardar roti ka 1 tukra khud or
Sardar roti ka 1 tukra khud or 1 murghi ko khila rha tha. Dost: ye…
Air hostess sardar se sir aap kia
Air hostess sardar se: Sir aap kia lena pasand karainge? Sardar: Mere lea TAWEEZ wali…
Santa cheel ko english main kya
Santa : Cheel ko English main Kya Kehte Hain. Banta : Eagle Santa : Agar…
Mujh sy aksar woh aik hi sawal
Mujh sy Aksar Woh Aik hi Sawal Poochti hy, . Tum Mujhy itna pyar Q…
India me ek ajeeb o gareeb sms hai
India me ek Ajeeb-o-Gareeb SMS hai, Bolta B hai Chalta B hai Khata B hai…
A sardars speech to his workers in
A Sardar’s Speech to his workers in England: “Do do, not do not do What…
Sardar batao aisa kiya karen k saanp
Sardar: Batao aisa kiya karen k Saanp bhi marr jaye aur Laathi bhi na tutay?…
Frnd to sardar ji kya bat
Frnd to sardar sardar ji kya bat hai Aaj Tumharay Mobile Par Bohat Calls Aa…
Sardar was touching a lady in crowded
Sardar was touching a lady in a crowded bus. Lady: Excuse me aap acha nahi…
teacher tmhary abu ka kya
*. . .Teacher: Tmhary Abu Ka Kya Naam Hy Sardar: Google Singh Teacher: Yeh Kesa…
Sardar ke ghar guest aa gaye
Sardar Ke Ghar Guest Aa Gaye… Maa Ne Kaha: Jao Baita Ja Ke Mehmanon K…
Sardar itny sary log football ko laat
Sardar: itny sary log football ko laat q maar rhe hain ? Admi: goal kerne…
Sardar g 1 shoe store gaye aur
Sardar G 1 Shoe Store gaye aur 1 shart rakhi k ager mri shart poori…
Jin sardar se kia hukam hai mere
Jin Sardar Se: Kia Hukam Hai Mere Aaqa Sardar: Koi Acha Sa Shair Sunao Jin:…
One ring means i am thinking of
One ring means i am thinking of u; two rings means i like u; three…
5 hi tech sardar inventions 1 waterproof towel
5 hi-tech sardar inventions:::::: 1. waterproof towel…… 2. solar powered torch….. 3. book on how…
This sardarji goes to see jurassic park
This sardarji goes to see Jurassic Park and when the Dinosaurs start approaching, he was…
Train chali sardar ji 1 dibbe mai
Train chali, Sardar ji 1 dibbe mai char gaye.. TT bola: kyun paa ji, nazar…
Sardar agr operation mei meri mout
Sardar: Agr Operation Mei Meri Mout Ho Jaye To Operation Krny Waly Doctr Sy Shadi…
Techer translate it into english in brishjon
Techer: Translate it into English: ‘In brishjon se dosti achi nahi Faraz. Kacha tera makan…
How can a sardar kill lion
How can a sardar kill a Lion? Sardar ji will think n think hard &…
Fakeer 2 srdar apk parosi ne
Fakeer 2 Srdar : Apk Parosi Ne Pet Bhar K Khana Khlaya Hai Ap B…
Srdraj mn ne tmhari bv ko nhate
Srdr:Aj mn ne tmhari BV ko nhate hwe dekha! 4nd:kuty kminy, tmhen shrm nhi ai,…
3 sardaro ko phansi hone lagi
3 Sardaro ko phansi hone lagi pehle ko phansi lagai to rassa dheela hone ki…
Ardar was asked to explan in englsh
§ardar Was Asked To Expla¡n In Engl¡sh! ! ‘Dukh Hamesha §ath Rhta Hy Mgr Khush¡…
1st sardar to 2nd mei bachpan may
1st Sardar to 2nd Sardar mei bachpan may bohat taqat war tha.. 2nd. wo k…
What does sardarji do when he
What does Sardarji do????????? when he has one white sheet,,, and wants an extra white…
Sardar exam me larki ki naqal kr
Sardar exam me larki ki naqal kr raha tha Exminer ne sardar ko utha kr…
Jeeto i didnt know you smoked when
Jeeto: I didn’t know you smoked. When did you start? Preeto: That night my husband…
Sardar in train tt ticket dikhao
Sardar in Train T.T: ‘Ticket dikhao.’ Sardar: ‘Ha Ha, Ae ley’ T.T: Ye to purani…
Sardar whats my mobile bill call
Sardar: Whats My Mobile Bill? Call Centre Girl: Sir, Dial 123 To Know Ur Current…
Sardar doc sab mere sir mei dard
Sardar: Doc sab mere sir mei dard hai…! Doctor: ye goli le lo, ise suba…
Doctor ur kidney has failed sardar
DOCTOR: Ur Kidney Has Failed! SARDAR: Doctor Wat R U Talking. My Kidney Never Went…
Sardar darwaze pe bandook liye khara tha
‘Sardar Darwaze pe bandook liye khara tha.. Wife: Yahan kyun kharay ho?? Sardar: Shair k…
Once santa singh was riding a cycle
Once Santa Singh Was Riding A Cycle And He Suddenly Hit A Girl! So Girl…
Sardar yar sooraj raat ko kyu nhi
Sardar: Yar Sooraj Raat Ko Kyu Nhi Nikalta? 2nd Sardar: kia pata nikalta bi ho…
Sardaryar mjhe safar main nend nai ati
Sardar:yar mjhe safar main nend nai ati. . . . . . . . Pathan…
1 pathan ne sardar ko juta mara
1 pathan ne 1 sardar ko juta mara, sardar:tum ne ye juta ghusay se mara…
Pathan mujhe raat bhar neend nahi aai
Pathan: Mujhe Raat Bhar Neend Nahi Aai. Sardar: Q? Pathan: Kyo Ki Kal Raat Bhar…
Sardar je ka bacha school jatay huay
Sardar je ka bacha school jatay huay bhot ro raha tha. sardar je bolay shar…
Sardar aaj mere parrosiyon ka bacha gum
Sardar: Aaj mere parrosiyon ka bacha gum ho gya.. Friend: Phir tum ne kya kiya?…
Aik srdr xamz mai billi le kr
Aik s@rd@r XamZ MAI BiLLI lE Kr ja rAha thA? Kis nE PocHa xmAz mE…
A donkey kicked sardar ran away
A Donkey kicked sardar & ran away. Sardar ran to catch the Donkey. He saw…
Sardar ka beta 5 subjects mn fail
Sardar ka beta 5 subjects mn fail ho gya. Sardar: Hun minu Abba na boleen!…
Sardar ki maa puttar tujhay yahan
Sardar ki maa puttar tujhay yahan se jalindhar janay mein 1 din laga Aur wapas…
1 srdar roz kitchan me jata cheeni
1 srdar roz kitchan me jata. Cheeni ka daba kholta or band krdeta. Q k…
railway job interview officer
*. . .RAILWAY JOB INTERVIEW Officer: Tumhein pata chale k 2 train ek hi track…
Sarther beta to bistar kyn lagay
Sarther: Beta to bistar kyn lagay? Son: Ghr py to guest ane hn. Sarther: Kon?…
1 sardar nai apny babi ka katal
1 sardar nai apny babi ka katal kiya. Police: tum nay ya Q kiya? Sardar:…
Man sees sardar g standing in d middle
Man sees Sardar-G standing in d middle of a huge field of grass & notices,…
Srdar preeto ek waari i love u
Srdar: preeto ek waari I LOVE U’ keh dey. Preeto:Nai keh skdi. Srdar: sirf ek…
1stsardaryaar ye joray kahan bantay hain2nd sardaroye
1st,SARDAR:yaar ye joray kahan bantay hain? 2nd Sardar:Oye tu nayi janda aasman te 1st,SARDAR:O shit…
Sardar tum bike itni taiz q chala
Sardar: Tum bike itni taiz Q chala rahay ho?’ Pathan: ye later urgent dena hai….
Sardar taqreer karty huey kisi ko meri
Sardar Taqreer Karty Huey: Kisi Ko Meri Baat Par Aitraz To Nahi? Ek Bola: Jee…
Sardar g dukandar se 1 asli
Sardar G Dukandar Se. 1 Asli 7up Do. 7up Peeney K Baad, Sardar G Ne…
Pehla sardar agar aik hathi sui ke
Pehla sardar; agar aik hathi sui ke suraakh se guzerne ki koshish ker raha ho…
Pathan or sardar on ph hello 221714
Pathan Or sardar sardar on ph: Hello (221714) pathan, Kia??? urdu mai bolo yara. sardar…
In bio practical examiner tell me
In bio practical: Examiner: Tell me the name of this bird by seeing its legs…
Sardar aapaan te roti roz kukar nal
Sardar: aapaan te roti roz kukar nal khaee dee a! Dost: es mehngaee vich keevain?…
A sardar enters in ladies toilet
A sardar enters in Ladies Toilet by mistake.. All ladies Suddenly Standup.. Sardar: Izat Dil…
Teacher what happened in 1869 sardar
Teacher :what happened in 1869 ?Sardar : I don’t know .Teacher :stupid gandhiji was born…
Race dekhte howe sardar ne dosre se
Race dekhte howe sardar ne dosre se pocha: Inaam kis ko milega.? 2nd: Sub se…
Sardar 1 yaar tm subah se mitti
Sardar 1: yaar tm subah se mitti khod rhe ho,kia baat hai, 2sardar kuch nahi…
American to sardaji hamaray country main 90
American to Sardaji: Hamaray country main 90% shadiyan Email se hoti hain Sardarji: kamal hai…
Jail mai srdar ka dost us se
Jail mai srdar ka dost us se milne ata hai or us puchta hai:Tm se…
2 sardar apas ma bat kar rahe
2 Sardar Apas Ma Bat Kar Rahe The Pehla Sardr Yar Ye Mohabat Aur Pyar…
Sardar ji to his friend yar bari
Sardar ji to his friend: Yar bari mushkil main hoon meri bivi mujh say aik…
Ek sardar aeroplane mai pilot se headphone
Ek Sardar aeroplane mai Pilot se HeadPhone cheen raha tha… Pilot: Ye kya kr rahe…
Sardar was sleeping in his bed room
Sardar Was Sleeping In His Bed Room With His Wife . . . . ….
2 sardar sat in a doubl dacker
2 sardar sat in a doubl dacker bus. 1 up & 1 down. Above 1came…
Once a sardar owned resturant man
once a sardar owned a resturant. . . a man came up to him and…
Sardarji fixed an answering machine at home
Sardarji fixed an answering machine at home. Two days later he disconnected it because he…
Hamain bhi yaad rakhna jab likho tareekh e wafa
Hamain bhi yaad rakhna jab likho tareekh-e-wafa Sagar…. K hum ne bhi lutaya hai chaman…
Sardar kal raat das ghante ek english
Sardar: Kal raat das ghante ek english film dekhi. usme na koi scene tha, na…
Sardar selling parashoot plane se kudo
Sardar: selling parashoot “plane se kudo, button dabao aur zamen pe safely LAND karo†custmer:â€agar…
Sardar ji bhagwan mujhe dard de dukh
Sardar ji; Bhagwan mujhe dard de, Dukh de, tention de, mujhe barbad kar de, mere…
Sardar o banno car ki speed itani
Sardar: O Banno Car ki speed itani kyo badha di..? Biwi: Oji Car ki break…