Category: Sardar SMS
Free Sardar SMS Jokes collection in Hindi, Urdu & English
Sardars theorymoon is more impt than suncos
Sardar’s theory:Moon is more impt than Sun,cos it gives light 8 night when light is…
Sardar suffering from cold and was shivering
Sardar suffering from cold and was shivering. His son called a doc. Doc: What happened?…
Sardar kafi deir se apna nikka nama
Sardar Kafi Deir Se Apna Nikka Nama Deikh Raha Tha, K Bevi Ne Tang Aa…
Dr sahab plastic surgery karvane me kitna
Dr Sahab Plastic Surgery karvane me kitna kharcha ayega Dr:5 lakh Sardar: Agar ‘Plastic’ hum…
Sardarji kya baat hai dar kyon lag
sardarji, kya baat hai? Dar kyon lag raha hai cinema hi to hai.; Sardarji replies…
Sardar shirt utar k ghar bahir khara
Sardar shirt utar k ghar k bahir khara tha Ek admi bola! wah sardar G,…
Policetumhe kal subah 5 baje phasi di
Police:Tumhe kal subah 5 baje phasi di jayegi. Sardar: Ha Ha Ha Ha! Police:Kion has…
Teachr ne shrab k nuqsan class ko
Teachr ne SHRAB k nuqsan class ko bataye. 1 KEERA SHRAB me dala toh mar…
One tourist from usa asked to sardar
One tourist from U.S.A. asked to Sardar: Any great man born in this village? Sardar:…
Sardar shanti kaamwali ko bulao wife kyon
Sardar: shanti (kaamwali) ko bulao! Wife: kyon Sard@r: Dr ne bola hai k raat ko…
1 plane ka engine khrab hogiasub ne
1 plane ka engine khrab hogia.sub ne parachute le kr jump laga dia Akhir me…
Sardar 1 road se jati hoi larki
Sardar 1 road se jati hoi larki ko ghor se dekh raha tha, larki ne…
1 sardar bohat ziada ghareeb hogaya osne
1 sardar bohat ziada ghareeb hogaya osne apni B.v se kaha Bacho ko nani k…
What does a sardar do after taking
What does a Sardar do after taking a photostates of notes? . . . ….
Why cant sardars dial 911 they
Why can’t Sardars dial 911? They can’t find the 11 on the phone…
1 sardar ko telenor main operatr ki
1 Sardar ko TELENOR main Operatr ki job mili, Pehle he din call ayi ‘Sir…
A teacher lecturing on population says in
A teacher lecturing on population says In India aftr evry 10 second a woman gives…
Ek sardar doosre se oye yeh sent
Ek Sardar Doosre Sardar Se.. Oye Yeh Sent Message Kya Hota Hai..? Doosra Sardar: Jis…
Policetumhe kal subah 5 baje phasi di
Police:Tumhe kal subah 5 baje phasi di jayegi. Sardar: Ha Ha Ha Ha! Police:Kion has…
Sardarni sardar ji tusi ik haath naal
Sardarni, ‘Sardar Ji! Tusi Ik Haath Naal Gaddi Chala Lenday Oo..?’ Sardar (Shokhi Naal), ‘Haan…
Sardar dentist ke paas gaya jor jor se
Sardar dentist ke paas gaya, jor-jor se hasa aur ghar aa gaya. wife: kaha gaye…
Sardar k gaon me nadi pr pull
Sardar k gaon me Nadi Pr Pull ban gya Engineer:Buhot acha ho gaya he sardar:…
2sardars go for a drive oye zara
2sardars go for a drive. OYE zara khidki ke bahar dekhi indicators working or not….
Sardar sitting with sister in park building
Sardar sitting with sister in park: Building se admi bola kia larki ko kiss kr…
Sardarni sharmate huay sardar g saaday kaar
Sardarni (sharmate huay): Sardar g saaday kaar ik nanha mehmaan aan wala ay. SARDAR: Le…
Sardarji was asked what is a
Sardarji was asked, what is a adult joke? Reply came any joke which is eighteen…
Sardar building se gira doctor said he
Sardar Building Se Gira… Doctor Said: He is Dead. Sardar Suddenly Wake Up & Said:…
Sardar school main 1 black or white
Sardar school main 1 black or 1 white shoes pehn aya Sir: Gher wapis jao…
1st sardar to other yaar tum
1st Sardar To Other Yaar Tum Yeh Har Waqt Cheeni Hee Q Khatey Rehte Ho?…
Teachrjurmana mafi ki aplication likho srdarjurmana kina
Teachr:Jurmana mafi ki aplication likho Srdar:Jurmana kina a? Techr:5 rupay Srdar:Ay ly 5 rupay baapu…
Ek sardar doosre sardar se yaar bata
Ek Sardar doosre sardar se: Yaar bata motorcycle ke kitne tyre hote hai? 2nd sardar:…
A tiger killed a sardar in zoo
A tiger killed a sardar in zoo. A man asked y did u killed only…
Memon k ghar twins peda huye
Memon K Ghar Twins Peda Huye Kisi Dost Ne Kha: Mubarak Ho 2 Bache Huey…
3 sardar bed pe so rahay thay
…3 sardar bed pe so rahay thay, teeno ko jagah tang horahi thi 1 sardar…
Sardar apne ghar ka darwaza ukhar k
Sardar apne ghar ka darwaza ukhar k kandhe par rakh k ja ra tha…! Kisi…
Sardar ne abc sekh li a
Sardar Ne ABC Sekh Li: A: Apple B Bara Apple C: Chota Apple D: Doosra…
Doctor motape ka 1 hi elaaj hai
Doctor: Motape ka 1 hi Elaaj Hai. Tum Rozana Sirf 2 Rotiyan Khaya Karo! ….
Dr aapkey 3 daant kesey toot gaye
Dr: Aapkey 3 daant kesey Toot gaye? sardar: Ji wo Wife ney Karak Roti banai…
Sardar ne apnay dost ko phone kia
Sardar Ne Apnay Dost Ko PhoNe kIa Or bOLa k MainAy AbAy sE 50,000 Lia…
Sardar g to others did anyone lose
Sardar G to others: Did anyone lose money wrapped in a rubber band? One said,…
3 sardar after exam 1styaar mujhey kuch
3 sardar after exam 1st:Yaar mujhey kuch nahi ata tha main paper khali chor aya…
Sardar ka beta 5th class se fail
Sardar ka beta 5th class se fail ho ke 4th mein aaya. 4th se 3rd…..
Sardar walks into a library says
sardar walks into a library & says, Can I have a burger and coke? Librarian,…
Ek sardar ki chatri me hole tha
Ek sardar ki chatri me hole tha, kisine pucha, umbrella me hole kyun? Sardar bola,…
A sardar was dancing in the mid
A sardar was dancing in the mid street. All the traffic was disturbed when finally…
1 sardar safar pe gaya chalte cahlte
1 Sardar safar pe gaya chalte cahlte raat ho gai us ne socha kisi ghar…
Sardar ki ma death ho gai
‘Sardar ki ma ki death ho gai, ek sal bad sardar ka bap america sa…
Ek sardar hospital k bahr ro raha
Ek sardar hospital k bahr ro raha tha. Kisi ne pocha k kiyun ro rahay…
Sardar wins 10 crores from lottery ticket
Sardar wins 10 crores from lottery ticket. Dealer gave 7 crores after deducting tax. Angry…
How can sardar gee kill a lion
How Can Sardar Gee Kill A Lion? Sardar Gee Thinks N Thinks Hard &Comes To…
Sardar1 y did u buy ur wife
sardar1: Y did u buy ur wife a huge diamond ring for her Birthday? I…
Santa mobile me kuch mp3 load
Santa : Mobile me kuch mp3 load krna he Servicing Man : Memory card he?…
Apple juice mango tarbuz badam khajoor
APPLE Juice MANGO Juice TARBUZ Juice BADAM Juice KHAJOOR Juice BANANA Juice Agr in mein…
A sardar his wife filed an
A Sardar & his wife filed an application for divorce. Judge asked : How will…
A sardars speech to his workers in
A Sardar?s speech to his workers in English: ?Do do, not do not do. Eat…
Teacher india ka jhanda sub se pehle
Teacher: India ka jhanda sub se pehle kahaN lehraaya gaya? Sardar ( kaafi sochne k…
A shaikh calls to a newspaper office
A Shaikh calls to a Newspaper office & asks: Mera baap mar gia hai NEWS…
Ek truck dusray ko khench k jaraha
Ek truck dusray ko khench k jaraha tha. ye dekh k ek Sardar zor se…
A bird was disturbing a sardar all
A bird was disturbing a Sardar all the time finally the Sardar caught it and…
Sardar bhai sahab 1 kala bulb dena
Sardar: Bhai sahab 1 kala bulb dena! Storekeper hairat se:kale bulb ka kia karoge? Sardar:…
1sardar dosre sardar se yar teno pata
1sArdAr dosrE sArdAr sE: yAr tEnO pAtA k FILMstAr k? gArMI nAhE LagdI 2nd sArdAr:w0…
Old man school ke principle se
Old man school ke principle se: Zara raja ko bula dein. Principle: Aap kon? Old…
Aik sardar ne road per khari car
Aik Sardar ne road per khari car k neechay kutty ko leta howa dekha, To…
1 sardar ko girlfriend ne khane pe
1 sardar ko girlfriend ne khane pe bulaya. Jb wo gya to gate py tala…
Sardar puttr tere result ka kee
Sardar : Puttr tere result ka kee bana? Puttr: Teacher kehte hen class me 1…
Adalat mein train ulatny ka case chal
Adalat mein Train Ulatny ka Case chal raha tha, Wakeel to sardar Driver: Train kasiy…
Kisi ne sardar ko sms kiya agr
Kisi ne SARDAR ko sms kiya, Agr tm ZAHEEN ho to 100k balnc bhejo, CHALAAK…
Ek baar sardar gangubai ke ghar jaata
Ek baar Sardar Gangubai ke ghar jaata hai aur darwaza knock karta hai. Gangubai: Kaun…
Sardar bilding se gir gyadoctor said he
Sardar bilding se gir gyaDoctor said: He is dead,Sardar Hosh me aa k bola,Me zinda…
Nurse mubarak ho ap k ghar larka
Nurse: Mubarak ho ap k ghar larka pyda hova hai.. Major Sardar: Wa g wa…
Srdar office ko jldi bnd kr k
Srdar office ko jldi bnd kr k ghar Gya wahan usne apni bv ko boss…
Sardar ki maa ko gussa kab aata
Sardar Ki Maa Ko Gussa Kab Aata Hai? Jab Sardar Laughter Challange Me Hans Hans…
1 sardar cigrette pee rha tha pr
1 sArdAr cIgrEttE pEe rHa tHa Pr cIgrEttE sY dHuAn nHi niKaL rHa tHa, Ek…
A crow shits on a sardar his
A crow shits on a Sardar. His wife gives tissue paper to him. Sardar: Koi…
Sardar in mysore palace tourist guide
Sardar in mysore palace, Tourist guide- sir dont sit there,it is Tipu sultan’s chair Sardar-oye…
Once a sardar calls another on the
Once a sardar calls another sardar on the phone and says "Hi, Main bol Raha…
A sardar was rejected at a job
A sardar was rejected at a job interview coz when he was asked to give…
Bus conducter peeche ticket le liye hain
Bus conducter: Peeche ticket le liye hain sb ne..??? SARDAR: nahi g, abi tak to…
Sardar ki tang main geri chot lag
sardar ki tang main geri chot lag gaya tha NURSE:is main 10 tanke lagenge SARDAR:kitna…
Doctorbachey ko paani dene se pehle ubaal
Doctor:Bachey ko paani dene se pehle ubaal lena chahiye Sardar:woh to theek hey perubalney se…
Sardar ko bus me kisi ne peeche
Sardar ko bus me kisi ne peeche se laat mari. Sardar ne pucha: Mujhe laat…
Ek sardar apna marriage certificate ku 1
Ek Sardar Apna Marriage Certificate ku 1 hour se Dekh raha tha. Begam Ai Booli,…
Ek sardar bar mein ro raha tha
Ek sardar bar mein ro raha tha Frind: kun ro rahe ho? Sardar: owr kia…
Sardar was looking at a painting for
Sardar was looking at a painting for a long time of a naked woman with…
Srdar apna radio thek krwane shop pe
Srdar apna radio thek krwane shop pe gea Dkandar:Radio to thek hai bs mosam khrab…
Sardar g ka ghora race main sab
SARDAR G ka ghora race main sab se peechay reh jata hai. 1 admi ne…
A sardar said to his friend
A sardar said to his friend, My wife is afraid of water. Friend: how come…