Category: Sardar SMS
Free Sardar SMS Jokes collection in Hindi, Urdu & English
Techrjo mre swal ka jwab dega wo
Techr:jo mre swal ka jwab dega wo ghr ja skta hy sardar ne apna bsta…
Teacher ek essa sentence btao jis
Teacher: Ek essa sentence btao jis main Urdu, Hindi, Punjabi, aur English ka sahi use…
Driver ne car chalate achanak rok li
Driver ne car chalate chalate achanak rok li to sardar jo peeche behte hove the…
Sardar chori k ilzam main pakra gaya
Sardar chori k ilzam main pakra gaya. Gaon walo ne munh kala kar k gadhe…
A sardarji goes to a chinese restaurant
A Sardarji goes to a chinese restaurant and puts his finger on the last of…
Frnd oye tu to doctor ke paas
Frnd: Oye, tu to Doctor ke paas jaane waala tha, kya hua? Sardar: Yaar kal…
Judge tm pe cycle chori krne ka
Judge: tm pe cycle chori krne ka ilzaam ssaabit nai hua,lehaaza tmhe baa-izzat bari kiya…
Sardar ka parosi mar gaya wo uske
Sardar ka parosi mar gaya, Wo uske ghar gaya Or pucha; Lash aa gai kya.?…
Sardarmango kaisay day rhay ho shopkeeper
Sardar:mango kaisay day rhay ho? Shopkeeper: paison kay. Sardar:mein smjha k shaper mein day rhay…
Salesman sir aap cockroch k liye powder
Salesman: Sir, aap Cockroch k Liye Powder Loge Kya? Sardar: Cokroach Ko Itna Laad Pyar…
Judge why are you arrested sardar for
Judge: why are you arrested? Sardar: for shopping early. Judge: well, that’s not a crime….
Sardar sent a sms 2 his pregnent
Sardar sent a sms 2 his pregnent wife .2seconds later a report came 2 his…
Sardar ka padrosi mr gya wo usky
Sardar ka Padrosi Mr Gya: Wo Usky Ghr Gaya or Pucha: Body Aa Gai Kya?…
Sardar aaj maine pani ko ullu bana
Sardar- Aaj maine pani ko ullu bana diya Friend- pani ko ullu?Wo Kaise?Sardar- Oye!Subah maine…
Sardar 1 o yar me kal film
Sardar 1: o yar! Me kal film dekhne theater gaya! Wahan such much admi ko…
1 sardar bathroom mein betha tha
1 Sardar bathroom mein betha tha.. Samne likha tha k Paani ka zyada istemaal karein…..
Boss asked sardar to buy 2 corner
Boss asked Sardar to buy 2 corner tickets for a movie to watch with his…
Sardars friend yar kal meine kitni baar
Sardars friend: yar kal meine kitni baar call kiya, uthaya Q nahi? Sardar: Q uthaun,30…
After an accident driver angrily shouted
After An Accident, Driver Angrily shouted: I Showed You The Headlights & Told You To…
Doctor sardar se aap k bachay ke
Doctor Sardar se: Aap k bachay ke Taang katni paray ge. . Sardar zor se…
Boy meny suna hai is ghar
Boy: Meny Suna Hai is Ghar Main Jinn Bhoot Rehte Hain. Sardar: Pata Nahi! Mjhe…
A doctor returns 2 his clinic aftr
A doctor returns 2 his clinic aftr a day off n asks his assistant Sardar…
Shaadi mein khana khula sardar ko plate
Shaadi mein Khana Khula: Sardar Ko Plate Nahi Mili. Sardar Apni Jholi Main Khana Daalne…
Boss asked sardar to buy 2 corner
Boss asked SARDAR to buy 2 CORNER Tickets for a Movie to watch with his…
Srdar agr naryal k perh pe char
Srdar: Agr naryal k perh pe char jao tu kia engineering college ki larkia dikhe…
Shadi me khana khula sardar ko plate
Shadi Me Khana Khula sardar Ko Plate Nhi Mili sardar Apni Jholi Me Khana Dalne…
Sardarkal mere aba kunwain men gir gye
Sardar:Kal mere aba Kunwain men gir gye or zor zor se cheekhne lge: Bachao Bachao…
Sardar tumhare kitne bche hain pathan
Sardar: Tumhare kitne bche hain? Pathan: 22 Sardar: Itne zyada??? Pathan: Mere sassur ne kaha…
Sardar mstri ji bed pakka banana
Sardar : Mstri ji : Bed pakka banana Mere munde ko Bahu par charna hay….
Har sardar k naam mein singh
Har sardar k naam mein ‘singh’ kiun hota hai ? Nahi pata? Because S= sala…
Sardar k truck peechay likha tha quotchota
Sardar k truck k peechay likha tha "chota parivar sukhi parivar" Or uske nechay Tinu,…
Aik sardar ko exam my koi swal
Aik sardar ko exam my koi swal nahe ata tha,srdar ny hr swal ky nechay…
1sardar teliscope se star dekh raha tha
1sardar teliscope se star dekh raha tha 5 min. after star girta hai to 2sardar…
Sardar oye tera wiyah ho gya
Sardar: Oye Tera wiyah ho gya? Friend: Aahoo Sardar: Kuri nal? Friend: Hor ki munde…
Chota sardarmummy kal raat kophir maine bathroom
chota sardar:mummy kal raat ko,phir maine bathroom ka darvaja khola toh light apne aap jal…
Teacher zindagi main aisa kaam karo k aap
Teacher-Zindagi Main Aisa Kaam Karo K Aap ka Naam Dunya K Charo’n Kono Me Phel…
A lady was kissing a lion inside
A lady was kissing a lion inside a cage in circus. Ring master asked can…
Sardar ek dafa cricket khel kr aya
Sardar ek dafa cricket khel kr aya, dost ne pocha: Kitne runs banae, . ….
Sardar told his son o tu ghabra
Sardar told his son: ‘‘o tu ghabra mat, tu to sher da puttar hai.‘‘ Beta:‘‘papaji,Class…
1 sardar pe cycle chori ka ilzaam
1 Sardar Pe Cycle Chori Ka Ilzaam Tha Lekin Saboot Na Hony Ki Waja Se…
Sardar behan k sath park mein bench
Sardar behan k sath park mein bench par baitha tha kissi nay samnay wali building…
Sardar attending an intrview in software company
Sardar Attending An Intrview In Software Company.. Manager: Apko MS-OFFICE Malum Hai Kya.. Sardar: Agar…
Sardar got computer job 1st day he
Sardar got Computer job 1st Day he workd till Night Boss happy & asked what…
Sardar jee failed in medical entrance exam
Sardar jee failed in Medical Entrance Exam as he gave the folowing definitions: *Antibody: Against…
A girl sent the most expensive bird
A GIRL sent the most expensive bird that c0uld speak 40 languages as a birthday…
Once a sardar stood first in the
Once a Sardar stood first in the class n teacher asked :parh likh kar kya…
This sardarji goes to the see jurassic
This sardarji goes to the see Jurassic Park and when the Dinosaurs start approaching he…
Sardar1 wari mai chota jeya hunda c
sardar:1 wari mai chota jeya hunda c mai minar-e-pakistan to dig gya se 2nd sardar:fir…
Boss ek accha mirror leke avao jisme
Boss-Ek Accha Mirror Leke Avao Jisme Muje Mera Chehra Dikaye De Sardar-Boss Mai Sab Dukan…
Ak jaga baraat pa pabandi lag gi
ak jaga baraat pa pabandi lag gi sardaroon ko pta chala wo saza dany chly…
Ek sardargi road pe kuch dh0ond rahe
Ek sardargi road pe kuch dh0ond rahe the Logo ne dekha to pocha kya dhoond…
Sardar apni saali se zara meri dhoti
Sardar apni saali se: zara meri dhoti chuk k wekh mein aj kida sohna under…
Sardar aap k father ki death kaise
sardar: aap k father ki death kaise hui? friend: burhape ki waja se sardar: hamare…
Wife mere iraday baray neek hain aap
Wife mere iraday baray neek hain, aap 1000 mai ek hain. Sardar: mera dimag bara…
Sardar meri biwi itna mzaq krti ha
Sardar! Meri Biwi itna mzaq krti ha k kya bataon Dost:kya mzaq krti ha? Sardar!…
Sardar se puchha tum next janam me
Sardar Se Puchha: Tum Next Janam Me Kya Banna Pasand Karoge? Sardar: A Cockroach Why?…
Sardar ka gadha gum gayawo khushi me
Sardar ka gadha gum gaya,wo khushi me nachnay lga, 1 aadmi ne kaha ye koi…
Gabbar sikh arey o saamba
Gabbar . Sikh: Arey O Saamba! Ye Kon LoG hain Jo Sms ka Jawab Nahi…
Ak sardar ki maan tabiyat kharab thi
Ak sardar ki maan ki tabiyat kharab thi. Jab hospital le gaye to doctor ne…
Sardar was writing something very slowly friend
Sardar was writing something very slowly. Friend asked: Why r u writing so slowly? Sardar:…
Teacher what is the difference between landline
Teacher: what is the difference between landline & mobile? sArdar: Landline par number hum ungli…
1 srdar pco gaya or jate hi
1 Srdar P.C.O Gaya or jate hi shopkeeper ko 3 thappar maray! Guess? Q mare?…
Aik sardar ji america gaye wahan
Aik Sardar ji America gaye.. Wahan us ne aik Maim ki Bund mei ungli di…
Mansardar jee aap ko garmi lagti hai
Man:Sardar jee aap ko garmi lagti hai to kia karte ho? Sardar:AC k pas ja…
Sardar raat film vich ik chudail kade
Sardar: Raat film vich ik chudail kade mere aggey, kade mere pichchey… Jeeto: Kehri film…
Sardar was driving a jeep in jungletourist
Sardar was driving a jeep in a jungle..! Tourist: how do u escape if a…
Kisi ne sardar ko sms kiya
‘Kisi ne SARDAR ko sms kiya, Agr tm ZAHEEN ho to 100k balnc bhejo, CHALAAK…
1 sardar ko telenor mey operator
1 SARDAR KO ‘TELENOR’ MEY OPERATOR KI JOB MEL GAE!!!! ; ; ; PEHLE HE…
A sardar g was without a shirt
A sardar G was without a shirt. His friend say: ?wah sardar G, bari fit…
Ardar writes to ill gates abt pc
§ardar writes to ßill gates abt PC & windows problems: 1.My child learned MS WORD…
She is kidding sardar translated into
She is kidding. sardar translated into urdu. ‘Woh bachey dey rahi hai.’ 😀
Doctor motape ka 1 hi elaaj hy
Doctor: Motape ka 1 hi elaaj hy tum rozana sirf 1 roti khaya karo, Sardar:…
Eik sardar ja rha tha raste mein
Eik sardar ja rha tha raste mein 1board nazar aaya likha tha ‘PARHNE WALA GADHA’…
Sardar tmko shrm nhi ati tera bap
Sardar: Tmko shrm nhi Ati Tera Bap Tailor hy or Teri Shirt Phati hy Pathan:…
1 sardar k ghar me billi rhti
1 sardar k ghar me billi rhti thi sardar billi se tang akr usy kahi…
Sardar orders pizza waiter sir shud
Sardar orders Pizza. Waiter: Sir shud I cut it into 4 pieces or into 8…
Srdar ne apni gfrnd ko nakli jewlry
Srdar Ne Apni Gfrnd Ko Nakli Jewlry Di Gfrnd Ye kitne Ki Li Srdar 1ooo…
Son to sardar papa 55 kitne hotay
Son to sardar ‘papa… 5+5 kitne hotay hain? Sardar ‘ullu de pathay, nalaiq, Idiot, Besharam,…
Sardar cigarette hay dokanwala we dont sell
Sardar: Cigarette hay? Dokanwala: We don?t sell cigs. Next day, S: Cigrt hay? D: Kal…
Sardar went 2temple seein d people
Sardar Went 2Temple, Seein D People Puttin Coins In2d Box Sardar Said,? Wah!!Its Amazin.. People…
Frnd to sardar ji kya bat
Frnd to sardar sardar ji kya bat hai Aaj Tumharay Mobile Par Bohat Calls Aa…
Ek sardar blood k barey mein book
Ek Sardar BlooD k barey mein BooK Parh raha tha, Wife ny Poucha aaj ya…
Chota sardar 2 his father quotbaapu ethay
Chota sardar 2 his father: "Baapu ethay aa ja" His mom: "beta, baapu nu izzat…
Oye paaji apni pregnant wife ko itne
Oye paaji, apni pregnant wife ko itne dard mein hospital ki jagah pizza hut kyun…
Her sardar k naam men singh kiun
Her sardar k naam men ‘singh’ kiun hota hai ? Nahi pata? Because S= sala…
Frnd truck dekhkar tum kaampte kyun ho
Frnd: Truck dekhkar tum kaampte kyun ho? Sardar: Ek truck driver meri biwi lekar bhaag…
sardar ne ishara kr k tez
‘ Sardar ne ishara kr k tez ati bus ko roka. Driver:Kaha jana ha? Sardar:…
Sardars theorymoon is more impt than suncos
Sardar’s theory:Moon is more impt than Sun,cos it gives light 8 night when light is…