Category: Sardar SMS

Apne ghar ki aik aik chez ginta hon main ‘FARAZ’……………………….IK TERE ANE SE PEHLE…IK TERE…

Techr:jo mre swal ka jwab dega wo ghr ja skta hy sardar ne apna bsta…

Teacher: Ek essa sentence btao jis main Urdu, Hindi, Punjabi, aur English ka sahi use…

Driver ne car chalate chalate achanak rok li to sardar jo peeche behte hove the…

Sardar chori k ilzam main pakra gaya. Gaon walo ne munh kala kar k gadhe…

A Sardarji goes to a chinese restaurant and puts his finger on the last of…

Frnd: Oye, tu to Doctor ke paas jaane waala tha, kya hua? Sardar: Yaar kal…

Judge: tm pe cycle chori krne ka ilzaam ssaabit nai hua,lehaaza tmhe baa-izzat bari kiya…

Sardar ka parosi mar gaya, Wo uske ghar gaya Or pucha; Lash aa gai kya.?…

Sardar:mango kaisay day rhay ho? Shopkeeper: paison kay. Sardar:mein smjha k shaper mein day rhay…

Salesman: Sir, aap Cockroch k Liye Powder Loge Kya? Sardar: Cokroach Ko Itna Laad Pyar…

Sardar sent a sms 2 his pregnent wife .2seconds later a report came 2 his…

Judge: why are you arrested? Sardar: for shopping early. Judge: well, that’s not a crime….

Sardar ka Padrosi Mr Gya: Wo Usky Ghr Gaya or Pucha: Body Aa Gai Kya?…

Sardar 1: o yar! Me kal film dekhne theater gaya! Wahan such much admi ko…

Sardar- Aaj maine pani ko ullu bana diya Friend- pani ko ullu?Wo Kaise?Sardar- Oye!Subah maine…

1 Sardar bathroom mein betha tha.. Samne likha tha k Paani ka zyada istemaal karein…..

Boss asked Sardar to buy 2 corner tickets for a movie to watch with his…

Sardars friend: yar kal meine kitni baar call kiya, uthaya Q nahi? Sardar: Q uthaun,30…

After An Accident, Driver Angrily shouted: I Showed You The Headlights & Told You To…

Doctor Sardar se: Aap k bachay ke Taang katni paray ge. . Sardar zor se…

Boy: Meny Suna Hai is Ghar Main Jinn Bhoot Rehte Hain. Sardar: Pata Nahi! Mjhe…

A doctor returns 2 his clinic aftr a day off n asks his assistant Sardar…

Shaadi mein Khana Khula: Sardar Ko Plate Nahi Mili. Sardar Apni Jholi Main Khana Daalne…

Boss asked SARDAR to buy 2 CORNER Tickets for a Movie to watch with his…

Shadi Me Khana Khula sardar Ko Plate Nhi Mili sardar Apni Jholi Me Khana Dalne…

Srdar: Agr naryal k perh pe char jao tu kia engineering college ki larkia dikhe…

Sardar:Kal mere aba Kunwain men gir gye or zor zor se cheekhne lge: Bachao Bachao…

Sardar: Tumhare kitne bche hain? Pathan: 22 Sardar: Itne zyada??? Pathan: Mere sassur ne kaha…

Sardar : Mstri ji : Bed pakka banana Mere munde ko Bahu par charna hay….

Har sardar k naam mein ‘singh’ kiun hota hai ? Nahi pata? Because S= sala…

Sardar k truck k peechay likha tha "chota parivar sukhi parivar" Or uske nechay Tinu,…

Aik sardar ko exam my koi swal nahe ata tha,srdar ny hr swal ky nechay…

1sardar teliscope se star dekh raha tha 5 min. after star girta hai to 2sardar…

Sardar: Oye Tera wiyah ho gya? Friend: Aahoo Sardar: Kuri nal? Friend: Hor ki munde…

chota sardar:mummy kal raat ko,phir maine bathroom ka darvaja khola toh light apne aap jal…

Teacher-Zindagi Main Aisa Kaam Karo K Aap ka Naam Dunya K Charo’n Kono Me Phel…

A lady was kissing a lion inside a cage in circus. Ring master asked can…

Sardar told his son: ‘‘o tu ghabra mat, tu to sher da puttar hai.‘‘ Beta:‘‘papaji,Class…

Sardar ek dafa cricket khel kr aya, dost ne pocha: Kitne runs banae, . ….

1 Sardar Pe Cycle Chori Ka Ilzaam Tha Lekin Saboot Na Hony Ki Waja Se…

Sardar behan k sath park mein bench par baitha tha kissi nay samnay wali building…

Sardar Attending An Intrview In Software Company.. Manager: Apko MS-OFFICE Malum Hai Kya.. Sardar: Agar…

Sardar got Computer job 1st Day he workd till Night Boss happy & asked what…

Sardar jee failed in Medical Entrance Exam as he gave the folowing definitions: *Antibody: Against…

A GIRL sent the most expensive bird that c0uld speak 40 languages as a birthday…

Once a Sardar stood first in the class n teacher asked :parh likh kar kya…

This sardarji goes to the see Jurassic Park and when the Dinosaurs start approaching he…

Boss-Ek Accha Mirror Leke Avao Jisme Muje Mera Chehra Dikaye De Sardar-Boss Mai Sab Dukan…

ak jaga baraat pa pabandi lag gi sardaroon ko pta chala wo saza dany chly…

sardar:1 wari mai chota jeya hunda c mai minar-e-pakistan to dig gya se 2nd sardar:fir…

Ek sardargi road pe kuch dh0ond rahe the Logo ne dekha to pocha kya dhoond…

Sardar apni saali se: zara meri dhoti chuk k wekh mein aj kida sohna under…

sardar: aap k father ki death kaise hui? friend: burhape ki waja se sardar: hamare…

Wife mere iraday baray neek hain, aap 1000 mai ek hain. Sardar: mera dimag bara…

Sardar! Meri Biwi itna mzaq krti ha k kya bataon Dost:kya mzaq krti ha? Sardar!…

Sardar Se Puchha: Tum Next Janam Me Kya Banna Pasand Karoge? Sardar: A Cockroach Why?…

Sardar ka gadha gum gaya,wo khushi me nachnay lga, 1 aadmi ne kaha ye koi…

Gabbar . Sikh: Arey O Saamba! Ye Kon LoG hain Jo Sms ka Jawab Nahi…

Ak sardar ki maan ki tabiyat kharab thi. Jab hospital le gaye to doctor ne…

Sardar was writing something very slowly. Friend asked: Why r u writing so slowly? Sardar:…

Teacher: what is the difference between landline & mobile? sArdar: Landline par number hum ungli…

1 Srdar P.C.O Gaya or jate hi shopkeeper ko 3 thappar maray! Guess? Q mare?…

Aik Sardar ji America gaye.. Wahan us ne aik Maim ki Bund mei ungli di…

Man:Sardar jee aap ko garmi lagti hai to kia karte ho? Sardar:AC k pas ja…

Sardar: Raat film vich ik chudail kade mere aggey, kade mere pichchey… Jeeto: Kehri film…

Sardar was driving a jeep in a jungle..! Tourist: how do u escape if a…

‘Kisi ne SARDAR ko sms kiya, Agr tm ZAHEEN ho to 100k balnc bhejo, CHALAAK…

1 SARDAR KO ‘TELENOR’ MEY OPERATOR KI JOB MEL GAE!!!! ; ; ; PEHLE HE…

A sardar G was without a shirt. His friend say: ?wah sardar G, bari fit…

§ardar writes to ßill gates abt PC & windows problems: 1.My child learned MS WORD…

She is kidding. sardar translated into urdu. ‘Woh bachey dey rahi hai.’ 😀

Doctor: Motape ka 1 hi elaaj hy tum rozana sirf 1 roti khaya karo, Sardar:…

Eik sardar ja rha tha raste mein 1board nazar aaya likha tha ‘PARHNE WALA GADHA’…

Sardar: Tmko shrm nhi Ati Tera Bap Tailor hy or Teri Shirt Phati hy Pathan:…

Sardar orders Pizza. Waiter: Sir shud I cut it into 4 pieces or into 8…

1 sardar k ghar me billi rhti thi sardar billi se tang akr usy kahi…

Srdar Ne Apni Gfrnd Ko Nakli Jewlry Di Gfrnd Ye kitne Ki Li Srdar 1ooo…

Son to sardar ‘papa… 5+5 kitne hotay hain? Sardar ‘ullu de pathay, nalaiq, Idiot, Besharam,…

Frnd to sardar sardar ji kya bat hai Aaj Tumharay Mobile Par Bohat Calls Aa…

Sardar: Cigarette hay? Dokanwala: We don?t sell cigs. Next day, S: Cigrt hay? D: Kal…

Sardar Went 2Temple, Seein D People Puttin Coins In2d Box Sardar Said,? Wah!!Its Amazin.. People…

Ek Sardar BlooD k barey mein BooK Parh raha tha, Wife ny Poucha aaj ya…

Chota sardar 2 his father: "Baapu ethay aa ja" His mom: "beta, baapu nu izzat…

Oye paaji, apni pregnant wife ko itne dard mein hospital ki jagah pizza hut kyun…

Her sardar k naam men ‘singh’ kiun hota hai ? Nahi pata? Because S= sala…

Frnd: Truck dekhkar tum kaampte kyun ho? Sardar: Ek truck driver meri biwi lekar bhaag…

‘ Sardar ne ishara kr k tez ati bus ko roka. Driver:Kaha jana ha? Sardar:…