Category: Sardar SMS
Free Sardar SMS Jokes collection in Hindi, Urdu & English
A sardar g was walking with his
A sardar g was walking with his sister "and" someone told him that sardar g…
Sardar frnd got tired of mobile
Sardar & Frnd got tired of mobile & decide 2 use pigeons. 1day a pigeon…
Sardar ji had twins named tin
Sardar ji had twins Named TIN n MARTIN Again had twins named peter n repeater…
Sardar drakht pe charha to bandar ne
SARDAR Drakht pe charha to Bandar ne Pucha:Upar kyun aye ho? SARDAR: Amrood khane BANDAR:…
Sardar was arrested 4 a road accident
Sardar was arrested 4 a road accident Judge : how did accident occur Sardar :I…
Sardar i havent slept all night in
Sardar: I have’nt slept all night in the train. Friend: why? Sardar: Got upper berth….
Sardar to bv jaldi roti de aj
SARDAR to BV: jaldi roti de, aj 4 wajjay Kutayan di race ae, othay jana…
Sardar tharmos le k picnic pargyasardar is
Sardar tharmos le k picnic pargya! Sardar: Is me thandi cheez thandi orGarm cheez garam…
Ek sardar hath me cycle uthai bhaga
Ek sardar hath me cycle uthai bhaga bhaga ja raha tha. Rastay me uske dost…
Sardar aj ghar jate hi biwi ki
Sardar: Aj Ghar jate hi Biwi ki Chaddi utarunga Dost: Aj Bare mood me ho?…
Grammar teachr 2 sardr jamila rozana
Grammar teachr 2 Sardr: ‘jamila rozana larkon se milti he’ Batao is jumley mein jamila…
Aik sardar k 4 bache they govt
Aik Sardar k 4 bache they. govt ne elaan kia k jis k 5 bache…
Sonpapa 55 how much sardarullehke patte gadhe
Son:papa 5+5 how much Sardar:Ullehke patte, gadhe ke aulath, nalayath, besharam, tujhe kuchbi nahi ata,…
Ek jagah par likha tha ke 10
ek jagah par likha tha ke 10 rupay main jitne be naam khao sardar ne…
News headline indian athlete lost gold medal
News Headline: Indian Athlete Lost Gold Medal In Long Jump . . Sardar Reading Newspaper,…
Agar sadaron kee char tangein hoti to
Agar Sadaron Kee Char Tangein Hoti To Kya Hota? Its Simple?Phir Un Mein Aur Bandron…
1 sardar aur punjabi ka interview tha
1 sardar aur 1 punjabi ka interview tha.. punjabi se: Q: taleem? Ans: B.A Q:Pakistan…
Driver sardar ji petrol muk geya aey
Driver: Sardar ji petrol muk geya aey gadi aggey nai ja sakdi…! Sardar ji: ohhoho!…
Pathan apne 1 saal k bache ko
Pathan Apne 1 Saal K Bache Ko Hosptal Le Kr Gya Dr: Khan sab Isko…
Sardar karri kha raha tha ek
Sardar karri kha raha tha ek makhi usme beth gai, Sardar usay ura k bola:…
Drk band clinic k aagy lambi line
Dr.k band clinic k aagy lambi line thi..1 sardar bar-bar line main ghusta,log osko pakar…
Daku sardar ke ghar mein ghusa aur
Daku, sardar ke ghar mein ghusa aur bola: Sona kahan hai, jaldi bataao. Sardar: Pura…
1 sardar ahh bhar kr kehne lage
1 Sardar Ahh Bhar kr kehne Lage ” Mujh Se Zyada Bad kismat Aur kon…
Tech jab bijli chamkti ha to hum
Tech: jab bijli chamkti ha to hum ko roshni pehly aor awaz bad me Q…
Sardar goes to petrol pump n see
Sardar goes to petrol pump n see the board DONT USE MOBILE PHONES HERE He…
Pathan batao aisa kia karein k saanp
Pathan: Batao Aisa kia karein k Saanp B Marr Jaye or Laathi B Na Totay?…
2 habshi aur aik sardar picnic manany
2 habshi aur aik sardar picnic manany gaya.rasty mein un ko aik bottle mili.unon nay…
1 srdr ji khali plate mein roti
1 srdr ji khali plate mein roti dubo kr kha rahy the. Waiter ne dkha…
Sardar will you merry after i
sardar: Will you merry , after i die . Wife : No i wiil live…
Girl janu ji tussi mere waste aasman
Girl: ‘janu ji tussi mere waste aasman to CHAN tor k leya sakde ho? ….
Sardar begum apni shadi nu 5 saal
Sardar:- Begum apni shadi nu 5 saal ho gy, Tenu Pyar da sb tu ziada…
A friend asks sardar how was ur
A friend asks sardar how was ur exam? Sardar: It was ok but i couldnt…
How do you make a sardar laugh
How do you make a Sardar laugh on "Saturday"? . . . . . ….
One day evening a sardarji starts from
One day evening a Sardarji starts from office to home with pushing his scooter manually….
Sardar ki maa tabiyat khrab thi jab
SARDAR ki Maa ki tabiyat khrab thi Jab hospital le gaye to Doctor ne kaha…
Sardar on phone doctor my wife is
Sardar on phone: Doctor my wife is pergnant.She is having pain right now. Doctor: Is…
1 sardar ka sar phat gaya doctor
1 Sardar ka SAR phat gaya.. Doctor ne pucha : Sardar je kiya hua? Sardar:…
Ek sardar pilot se head phone cheen
Ek sardar pilot se head phone cheen raha thaa, Pilot: ye kia kar rahay ho?…
1 sardar musium gaya wahan uss se
1 Sardar musium gaya, wahan uss se 1 Statue toot gaya, OFFICER: you have broken…
Ek sardar ne ek bachy se pucha
Ek Sardar ne ek bachy se pucha k tum ko A,B,C Aaty hai to bachy…
Sardar g ne job k liye apply
Sardar g ne job k liye apply kia. Jawab aya to khushi mein 1 Grand…
Sardar dr sahib chashma laga k mein
Sardar: Dr Sahib chashma laga k mein Akhbar parh sakoon ga?Dr: Haan, bilkul…!Sardar: Phir theek…
Sardar interveo deny gaia officer tmhari talem
Sardar: Interveo deny gaia, Officer: Tmhari talem keia, Sardar: L . L . K ….
A lucknowi nawab meets sardar nawab janab
A lucknowi nawab meets sardar. Nawab: Janab kya main apko ek takleef de sakta hoon?…
A sardar saw a board on which
A sardar saw a board on which it was written ‘ padhne wala stupid’. Sardar…
Sardar beta ye kaisi machis lay kar
SARDAR:: Beta ye kaisi machis lay kar aaye ho ek bhi nahi jal rahi SON…
A sardar had a child aftr 3
A sardar had a child aftr 3 mnth of marige.He askd his wife ye 3mnth…
What do you when a sardar throws
What do you do when a Sardar throws a hand grenade at you? Pull the…
Sardar ji ne new underwear kharida
Sardar ji ne new underwear kharida, Din bhr pury gaon ko pichy se dhoti utha…
Sardar apni girlfriend k sath date liye
Sardar apni girlfriend k sath date k liye oil mein naha k jata hai GF:…
Sardar talking on cell 2nd sardar
Sardar talking on cell. 2ND Sardar: kis se baat kar rahay ho. 1ST: Biwi se……..
Sardar sex k wqt bv se hor
Sardar Sex K Wqt BV Se: ‘Hor Tight Kar HorTight Kar Maza Aa Reha Hy…
1 sardr kf der se talab me
1 sard?r k?F? der se talab mE eentain phEnk raha tha. SomEoNE askd:wht r u…
Man sardarji aapke pas mobile hai to
Man: Sardarji Aapke pas MOBILE hai to phir apne LETTER kyon bheja..? Santa: oye mene…
Do sardar ek sath ja rahe the
do sardar ek sath ja rahe the k samne se us ki biwi aur girl…
Sardar to milkman bhaiyya tum do din
Sardar to Milkman: Bhaiyya tum Do din kyu nahi Aaye? Milkman: Aapki Bhabhi ki tabiyat…
Sardar ki tape chalte ruk gai us
Sardar ki tape chalte chalte ruk gai us ne tape ko khola to undr chooha…
Sardaro tere result da ki banya pappumiss
Sardar:O tere result da ki banya? Pappu:Miss kendi aey es class wich 1 sal hor…
Aek sardar apne dost k sath kahin
Aek sardar apne dost k sath kahin ja raha tha… RASTAY main aek kawway(crow) ne…
Srdar k 11 bachy buhat shor kr
Srdar k 11 Bachy Buhat Shor Kr Rhy Thy 1 Baba DANDY S Tk Tk…
Aik sardar public bathroom gya or 2ghante
Aik Sardar Public Bathroom gya or 2ghante baad Bahir Nikla. Bahir Betha Jamdar Bola: 40…
1 sardar ko jazz mein operatr
1 sardar ko jazz mein operatr ki job mil gyi.Pehle he din call ayi ….
Sardar walking at night samnay gobar parra
Sardar walking at night: Samnay Gobar parra tha. Sardar ne jhuk kar ungli daal kar…
Sardarkal mebathrom vich gya te uthy saap
Sardar:kal mebathrom vich gya te uthy saap betha C Srdarni:hy o raba fir tusi ki…
Ek sardaar ko khoon ki ultiaan aai
Ek sArdaAr Ko khoOn kI ULtiaAn aAi. . . UsnE mEdiCaL Store pEr jA Kr…
Sardar proposing a girl darling kya tum
Sardar proposing a girl: Darling kya tum mujh se shadi karo gi? Girl: Tameez se…
1 sardar bus mein molvi dekh kar
1 Sardar Bus mein 1 molvi dekh kar darte darte poochta hy, . . ….
In a cricket ground security
In A Cricket Ground Security : Cricket Match Is Over Now, Why R U Stil…
Sardar goes to buy a tv
Sardar goes to buy a T.V? Sardar: Do u have coloured T.V? Shopkeeper: yes sir….
In maths exam sardar was dancing instead
In maths exam sardar was dancing instead of writing GUESS Y? Becoz someone told him…
Sardar ki biwi report karti hai mera
Sardar ki biwi report karti hai. Mera husband aik hafta pehle potato lene gaye thay…
Sardar son at juice center papa aisi
Sardar Son at juice center: Papa aisi koi machine hoti hai jis mein juice dalein…
Sardar ki cycle chori ho gai to
Sardar ki cycle chori ho gai to us ne elaan kiya: Meri cycle shaam tak…
Premika tum to bas apne kaam me lage
Premika-Tum to bas apne kaam me lage rehte ho. Meri to koi prwah hi nhi…
Sardar saw a very high airtel tower
Sardar saw a very high Airtel Tower & red light glowing on the top, seeing…
Sardar ki behan bhag gaye 3 din
Sardar ki behan bhag gaye, 3 din baad wapas i… Sardar(Dukh aur ghusse se) bola:…
Teacher to sardar 5 janwaro k nam
Teacher to sardar: ‘5 janwaro k nam batao jo pani me rahte he?’ Sardar: ‘Fish’…
A man jumped into sea and never
A man jumped into sea and never came out, 2nd man jumped into sea da…
Ek raat bijli chali gai sardar
Ek raat bijli chali gai.. SARDAR: oye kam se kam fan to chalao SARDARNI: kar…
Aik sardar chat per tankey saaf kerne
aik sardar chat per tankey saaf kerne k lie charha wahan per kawwa betha tha…
Circus ka maalik sardar ko dante hwe
Circus ka maalik Sardar ko dante hwe: Be parwai ki b hadd h0ti hai tune…
Wife to sardartusi raati saathi charhaya cee
wife to sardar:Tusi raati saathi charhaya cee? Sardar: Nai raati tay mein aap e cee..
Sardar was writing the passive voice of
Sardar was writing the passive voice of ‘I MADE A MISTAKE’ Guess what did he…
Sardar ne samndar me dobtay howy 1
Sardar ne samndar me dobtay howy 1 bachy ko bacha lia Or thori dair bad…
Q what would you call a dead
Q. What would you call a dead sardar in a cupboard? Ans. Winner of the…
Sardaron k gaon may nadi pr bridge
Sardaron k gaon may nadi pr bridge banaya gya builder ne kaha: boht acha ho…
Apne ghar ki aik chez ginta hon
Apne ghar ki aik aik chez ginta hon main ‘FARAZ’……………………….IK TERE ANE SE PEHLE…IK TERE…