Category: Sardar SMS
Free Sardar SMS Jokes collection in Hindi, Urdu & English
1 sardar sookay darya mein boht chala
1 sardar sookay darya mein boht chala raha tha, 2nd sardar aisa sardaron ne hi…
1 srdar jahaz may baitha tha pilot
1 srdar jahaz may baitha tha pilot ny jahaz ko orany k lye agy sy…
Judge tum 3rd tym adalat ma
‘Judge : Tum 3rd tym adalat ma aa rhey ho,tumhe shram nhi ati? Sardar :…
Sardar ne pent dho k parosan ki
Sardar ne “pent†dho k parosan ki Shalwar k pas sukhne k liye dal di…
Qwhy is a sardarji standing below tube
Q:Why is a Sardarji standing below a tube light with a open mouth? A:Because his…
Ek sardar dusre se zara car se
Ek sardar dusre se: Zara car se bahir dekhna k indicators kaam ker rahe hain…
A sardar saw a beautiful girlhe went
A Sardar saw a Beautiful Girl,he Went and Kissed her. Girl: ?STUPID what r u…
Aik sardar ka parosi mar geya wo
Aik Sardar ka parosi mar geya wo uske ghar geya aurpocha, lash aa gai hai…
Sardar yar musibat k waqt gadhay
,,Sardar : Yar musibat k waqt Gadhay ko bhi baap banana parta hai . Pathan…
Sardar lost his cheque book manager
Sardar lost his cheque book; Manager: take care, any one can put ur signature? Sardar:…
5 sardars ne mil kar 1 texi
5 sardars ne mil kar 1 texi li, 15 din ho gye lakin koi savari…
Sarther apni shadi py udass tha kisi
Sarther apni shadi py udass tha kisi ny poocha kya baat hai? Sarther: Mere susral…
Sardar ko beti k kamre se cigarette
Sardar Ko Beti K Kamre Se Cigarette mili Wo Preshan Phir SHARAB Ki Botle Mil…
Sardar to pathan batti te kintay honday
Sardar to Pathan: Batti te Batti kintay honday ? Pathan:Very simple Do Battian….
Sardar saw a very high airtel tower
Sardar saw a very high Airtel Tower & red light glowing on the top, seeing…
Maths teacher to a brilliant sardar aap
MATHS Teacher to a brilliant sardar: Aap 8 apples ko 6 logon mai barabar kesy…
Sardar jeeare o bhaiya ye bandar ka
Sardar Jee:Are O Bhaiya Ye Bandar Ka Pohto Kitne ka diya? Dukandar: Sahab Ye Photo…
Sardar english k paper mein fail ho
Sardar English k Paper mein Fail ho gya. Translations ki wjah se: 1. Main aik…
Sardar to his wifebegum shadi de baad
sardar to his wife:Begum, shadi de baad tuanoo kis raat bara maza aya see? Wife:…
Sardar driver ko road accident kerne par
Sardar driver ko Road Accident kerne par Pakar liya Gaya. Judge: Accident kaisay huwa. Sardar:…
1sardar kafi arsy baad watan wapis aya
1Sardar kafi arsy baad Watan wapis aya aur matti utha k bola:Hun apny wattan di…
Teacher sardar se dahhi ki english bta0
…*Teacher sardar se: DAHHI ki english bta0?? Sardar: thori dair sochny ky baad… . ….
By mistake sardar goes into ladies toilet
By mistake Sardar goes into Ladies toilet.. All ladies suddenly stand up. Sardar:Bas bas, Izzat…
Bantawo ladki deaf lagti haimain kuch kehta
Banta:Wo ladki deaf lagti hai.Main kuch kehta hon, woh kuch R hi bolti hai. Santa:Kaise?…
India me ek ajeeb o gareeb sms hai
India me ek Ajeeb-o-Gareeb SMS hai, Bolta B hai Chalta B hai Khata B hai…
Sardar 2 doctr mujhey 1 problem hay
Sardar 2 doctr: Mujhey 1 problem hay DR:Kia? Sardar:Bat karty waqt admi dikhai nahin deta…
Sardar g apni girl friend ko i
Sardar g apni Girl Friend ko I Love U kehta aur gir jata.I love u…
Srdar ne chalnge kia k wo minar
Srdar ne Chalnge kia k wo Minar Pakstan ko sr pe utha k India ja…
Friend sardar se me tennis k barey
Friend Sardar se: Me Tennis k barey me Tm sy Ziada Jnta hun. Sardar: Acha…
Teaacher jis admi ko sunai nai detausey
Teaacher: Jis admi ko Sunai nai deta,usey English mai kya kehty hain? Sardar student: Sir,…
Sardar mery dada ny 1857 ke jang
Sardar: Mery dada ny 1857 ke jang main dushman ki tangain kaat di thin. Dost:…
Teacher ek aisa sentence batao jis mein
TEACHER: Ek Aisa Sentence Batao Jis Mein URDU, HINDI, PUNJABI AUR ENGLISH Ka Sahi Use…
Ek sardar ko exam main koi sawal
Ek Sardar ko Exam main Koi Sawal Nahi Aata Tha: Sardar Ne Har Sawal K…
Sardar shirt utar k ghar bahir kharha
Sardar shirt utar k ghar k bahir kharha tha 1 admi guzarte hue. wah Sardar…
1 dafa sardar ji ko call aee
1 dafa sardar ji ko call aee aur saddar ji ne phone uthaya aur kaha…
Sardar in hotel main yaha nhi rhunga
Sardar in hotel- Main Yaha Nhi Rhunga, Mere Paise Wapis Karo! Itna Chota Rum… Mujhe…
A sardar ji pulled out 6 people
A sardar ji pulled out 6 people from a burning house… still he was in…
Three sardar bed pe so rahe they
Three sardar bed pe so rahe they unhe thik se jagah nahi ho rahi thi…
Teachr jo mery swal ka jwab dy
Teachr: Jo mery swal ka jwab dy ga usy chuti…! Srdar ne apna bag khirki…
In a practical exam examiner showed
In a practical Exam Examiner showed legs of bird n said:Tell the bird?s name Sardar:I…
Sardar was arrested 4 a road accidentjudge
Sardar was arrested 4 a road accidentJudge : how did accident occurSardar :I dont know…
Sir muhavre ka istemal karo mun
Sir: Muhavre Ka Istemal Karo. “Mun Me Pani Aana” Sardar: Jaise Hi Maine Nal Ko…
Sardarni ooji sunte ho utho
Sardarni :- Ooji ! Sunte ho, Utho ! Utho Na… Raat k 2 baj gaye…
Sardar 2 hotel manager jaldi chalo meri
Sardar 2 hotel manager: Jaldi chalo, meri biwi khidki se kud kar jaan dena chahti…
Sardar ne hotal se esey ladki mangi
Sardar ne hotal se esey ladki mangi jesey ades ho,poochney per bataya k ladki se…
Teacher oxygen is must for breathing it
Teacher: Oxygen is must for Breathing. It was discovered in 1773. Sardar: "Thank God, I…
Ek sardar apnay betay k sath lakriyan
Ek sardar apnay betay k sath lakriyan kaatnay jangal gaya. Wapsi mein rasta bhool gaya….
A sardar was dancing in the mid
A sardar was dancing in the mid street. All the traffic was disturbed when finally…
Sardarni janu mere pait me bohat gas
Sardarni: janu Mere Pait Me Bohat Gas Hai, Sardar: O Shukr Kar Gas Hai, Petrol…
India me ek ajeeb o gareeb sms hai
India me ek Ajeeb-o-Gareeb SMS hai, Bolta B hai Chalta B hai Khata B hai…
A sardarji went to a stdisdpco
A sardarji went to a STD/ISD/PCO SHOP and slapped the operator twice. 🙁 Guess why…
Sardar manmohan singhs next election agenda
Sardar Manmohan Singh?s Next Election Agenda: 1)Ban On Sardar Jokes. 2)Bolo Tara Rara Will Be…
Sardars son papa tussi papa kaisy bany
Sardar’s son: Papa tussi ‘papa’ kaisy bany? Sardar: bus puttar! ‘pa’ ‘pa’ k. . .*…
Sardar1yar kende ne zindgi 4 dina di
Sardar1:yar kende ne zindgi 4 dina di ey. Sardar2:aho! Sardar1:te fer test match kyn 5…
2009 ka super hit sms
2009 Ka Super Hit SMS! . SardaR bathroom main betha tha. Samney likha tha Paani…
Srdar in coffee shop wth wife srdarjldi
Srdar in Coffee shop wth wife. Srdar:Jldi Pi, Coffee thandi ho Jau gi. Wife:Fer ki…
Sardar1 laughing behind sardar2 at atm ha
Sardar1: Laughing behind sardar2 at ATM. Ha ha ha. I have seen your password. Sardar2:…
Teacher who is ur favorite writer
Teacher : Who is Ur Favorite Writer? Sardar : Ur Daughter. Every Week She Give…
Sardar ro raha tha dost kiun rote
Sardar ro raha tha. Dost: Kiun Rote Ho? Sardar: Meri Murghi Mar Gy He, Dost:…
1 sardar jungle sey guzar raha tha
1 Sardar jungle sey guzar raha tha k os ney daikha k 1 sanp drakht…
1 sardar apne marriage certificate ko ghante
1 sardar apne marriage certificate ko 1 ghante se dekh raha tha. Wife: tussi inni…
Ek baar air india ka aeroplane haawe
Ek baAr Air indiA kA Aeroplane haAwe mAin khArAb ho gAyA(which happens always) n pilOt…
Paik sardar nay kharbozay lga liye kisi
PAIK SARDAR NAY KHARBOZAY LGA LIYE. KISI NAY POCHA SARDAR JI MEETHAY J? SARDAR BOLA…
Sardarni kal raat 3 chor aaye aur
Sardarni: kal raat 3 chor aaye aur mera rape karke chale gaye.Sardar: tumne unhe roka…
1 sardar bus main betha us
1 sardar bus main betha us k samnay 1 molvi beth gia sardar dar gia…
Jab sardar k haan teesri bar bachi
Jab sardar k haan teesri bar bachi hui,to us ne elaan kia k mera beta…
Sardar come to school with one black
Sardar come to school with one black and one white shoes.. Sir: go home and…
Joke qatil koshish karna umar qaid ho
*JOKE* QATIL: ‘Koshish Karna Umar qaid Ho, Phansi Na Ho.’ Sardar Lawyer: ‘Don’t Worry, Pori…
Sardar ek baraf ka tukra utha ker
Sardar Ek Baraf Ka Tukra Utha Ker Usey Ghour Se Dekh Raha Tha… Admi:- Kya…
Sardaar doc saab mein chashma laga ke
Sardaar: Doc saab, mein Chashma laga ke par to sakoon ga? Doctor: Haan, bilkul. Sardaar:…
Sardar sheeshey k saamne beth kr study
Sardar sheeshey k saamne beth kr study krta tha whY ? BCoz of 3 reasons:…
Master oy me tenu kuty te mazmoon
MASTER: Oy me Tenu KUTY te Mazmoon likhan nu kya c, likh k q nai…
Sardar come to school with one
Sardar come to school with one black and one white shoes.. Sir: go home and…
Sardarni janu mere pait wich bohat
Sardarni: janu Mere Pait wich Bohat Gas J sardar: Oh Shukr Kar Gas A, Petrol…
1 srdar ny malto ki rari lagai
1 srdar ny malto ki rari lagai 6 din tk malty nhi beky or sukh…
How can a sardar kill lion
How can a Sardar Kill a Lion ? Sardarji thinks N thinks hard & comes…
Srdar ghar sy bahir nikla to samny
Srdar ghar sy bahir nikla to samny kele ka chilka dekh kr bola, lo g…
In bttle sardar was wearing msquit t
In b?ttle sardar was wearing m?squit? ??t instead ?f b?ll?t proof jacket,why? Sardar replied: ?Jay…
2 sardars go 4 fishing they catch
2 sardars go 4 fishing. They catch a lot of fish n return to shore….
Ek sardar ko koi mobil pe tang
Ek sardar Ko Koi Mobil Pe Tang Krta Tha Ek Din sardar Ny New Sim…
Ek sardar gari chala raha tha aachanak
Ek sardar gari chala raha tha aachanak gari ki speed bara di sardar jee ke…
Sardar at bar in new york
Sardar at bar in New York. Man on his right says ‘Johny Walker single’ Man…
Judge why r u arrested sardar for
Judge: why r u arrested? Sardar: for shopping early? Judge: well, that’s not a crime,…