Category: Sardar SMS
Free Sardar SMS Jokes collection in Hindi, Urdu & English
Ek sardar ko 5oo or 50 note
Ek Sardar ko 5OO Or 50 Note Chapnay Ka Tender MiLa Sardar Ne Kagaz Paper…
A man 2 rikshaw driversardarmodel town chalo
A man 2 rikshaw driver(sardar):Model town chalo ge, Sardar driver:Main to chal paroON rikshaw k…
Sardar ny bs mai aik larki ko
Sardar Ny Bs Mai Aik Larki Ko Chher Diya. Larki: Tmhry Ghar Mein Maa Behen…
Whats an average 6 inch long inside
What’s an average 6 inch long Inside a guy’s pants and girls love to blow…
1 sardar sheeshay k saamne beth kr
1 sardar sheeshay k saamne beth kr study krta tha Why? Bcoz of 3 reasons:…
Sardar class me hans raha tha eik
Sardar Class me Hans raha tha, eik Larki Boli Stand up ! Kon ho tum….
Sardar ek baraf ka tukra utha ker
Sardar Ek Baraf Ka Tukra Utha Ker Usey Ghour Se Dekh Raha Tha… Admi:- Kya…
Sardar got job in a telenor call
Sardar got job in a telenor call centre. Customer: telelenor sim blocked what to do?…
Hindi teacher asks kaal kitne parkar
Hindi teacher asks : Kaal Kitne parkar ke hote hain? Sardar answer: Local Kaal, STD…
Srdar ji agr aapko thand lagti hai
Srdar ji: agr aapko thand lagti hai to aap kya karte hai: Sardar ji: main…
A sardar walked up to the front
A sardar walked up to the front desk of the library and said, "I bor-rowed…
What do you call an eternity
What do you call an eternity? Four Sardars in four cars at a four way…
Teacher hmesha yaad rkho hum is dunya
Teacher: Hmesha yaad rkho hum is dunya me doosron ki khidmat karne aaye hn. sardar…
Reporter sardar ji ye batayen k plateform
Reporter: sardar ji ye batayen k plateform par kharay sikh kaise maray? Sardar: ek elan…
Qwhy is a sardarji standing below
Q:Why is a Sardarji standing below a tube light with a open mouth? A:Because his…
Sir what is the diffrence between
Sir ; what is the diffrence between orange and apple ? Sardar ; Colour of…
Ek sardar car me battery lagwane gaya
Ek sardar car me battery lagwane gaya, Mechanic ne poocha "EXIDE" ki lagaun? Sardar bole:…
Doci am sorry operation k waqt rubber
Doc:I am sorry Operation k waqt rubber ka glove aapke pait me rah gaye, Dobara…
Ek srdrji khali katoray me roti duba
Ek SrdrJi khali katoray Me Roti Duba Kr kha Rhe The. Waiter Ne Dkha To…
Sardar apni marriage certificate ko 1 ghante
Sardar apni marriage certificate ko 1 ghante se dekh raha tha. Wife: Tussi inni dair…
Sardar manmohan singhs next election agenda 1ban
Sardar Manmohan Singh’s Next Election Agenda: 1)Ban On Sardar Jokes. 2)Bolo Tara Rara Will Be…
Aik srdar hamesha apne mob k 7
Aik srdar hamesha apne mob k 7 aik kenchi b rakhta tha.ksi ne pocha ?sardar…
Nurse gave newborn baby 2 sardar
Nurse gave newborn baby 2 sardar. He screamed ?puttar hua! Puttar hua!? nurse Shouted,?aby anday…
Girl ye pars pakrro kholna naime abi
Girl: Ye pars pakrro, Kholna nai,me abi ai, . Sardar ne khola us me Rubr…
Sardar ka padosi mar gaya wo
Sardar ka Padosi Mar Gaya: . Wo Uske Ghar Gaya or Pucha: Body Aa Gai…
Ek sardar apne dost ki barat k
Ek sardar apne dost ki barat k sth gya,pr zakhmi ho k aya. Ksi ne…
Policetumhara dost kaise mara sardarpata nhiwo
Police:Tumhara Dost Kaise Mara? Sardar:Pata Nhi,Wo Bola?Mere Pet Me Chuhe Kud Rahe He ?To Mene…
Doctorab to aap khatre se bahar hain
Doctor:Ab To aap Khatre Se Bahar Hain phir B Itne Dar Kyun Rahe Ho sardar:Jis…
Sardar to his friend i keep seeing
Sardar To His Friend- I Keep Seeing Spots In Front Of My Eyes. Friend- Have…
Sir apka beta cigarette pita hai aap
Sir: Apka Beta Cigarette Pita Hai. Aap Kabhi Use Puchhte Nahi ? Sardar: Haan, Puchhta…
Sardar got into a bus on 1st
Sardar got into a bus on 1st April when conductor asked for ticket. He gave…
On airport 3 men were wating 4
On airport 3 men were wating 4 their sons Hindu: Hamare amirzade ne ana hai…
Sardar ne aik raha chalti ajnabi larki
Sardar ne aik raha chalti ajnabi larki se kaha: Aap ne Pehchana muj ko? Lrki:…
Aik engraiz nay pind main ailan karwana
Aik engraiz nay pind main ailan karwana tha. Us ko translater nahin mil raha tha….
1st sardar yar ya sun rat ko
1st Sardar yar ya sun rat ko kidr chala jata ha 2nd Sardar: pata nei…
Sardar sitting on the top of
Sardar : Sitting on The Top of the Mountain and Studying…. When a person asked…
Molvioun ki ek bas ja rahi the
molvioun ki ek bas ja rahi the ek molvi sahb ne kaha k jaha koi…
Ek srdar pco shop pr gya
Ek srdar PCO shop pr gya. . . Aur Operator ko zordar 2 thappar lagaye…
Sardar k ghar chori ho gai chor
Sardar k Ghar Chori ho Gai Chor Uski B.V ka Zaivar Le Gaye: Logon ny…
Twinkle little sardar we all wonder what
Twinkle Twinkle Little SARDAR We All Wonder What They R Up Above A Jura So…
Sardar suhagrat ko wife sy dikhne myn
Sardar suhagrat ko wife sy: Dikhne myn to tere boobz bare soft aur pink lag…
Sardarni was having pain during delivery sardarji
Sardarni was having Pain during Delivery….. Sardarji Prayed :- Oh Lord plz make the hole…
Sardar doc saab mein chashma laga ke
Sardar: Doc saab, mein Chashma laga ke parh to sakoon ga? Doc: Haan, bilkul. Sardar:…
Air hostes to sardar aap 1 ghante
Air Hostes To Sardar: Aap 1 Ghante Me 4 Bar TOILET Gaye… R U Ok?…
Sardar 2 doctor dr saabmein chashma lga
Sardar 2 doctor: dr saab,mein chashma lga k parh to sakun ga na? Dr: haan,bilkul…
2 sardar tree per beth k gana
2 Sardar tree per beth k gana ga rahe the, achanak ek Sardar ulta latak…
4 sardaron ne mil k petrol pump
4 Sardaron ne mil k petrol pump khola. 1 B customer nahi Q? Petrol pump…
3 choro saath mein bethay hotay hain
3 choro saath mein bethay hotay hain… 1st one" yaar main itni garam chaye(tea) peeta…
1 sardar to other one duniya da
1 Sardar to other one: Duniya da sabse mushkil kaam ki ae.?? . . ….
Sardarni oji utho utho raat k 2
Sardarni: oji! Utho utho raat k 2 baj rahe hain! Sardar: offo! Itni raat ko…
The doctor told sardarji that if he
The doctor told Sardarji that if he ran eight kilometres a day for 300 days,…
America se aik sardar ne apni maan
America se aik sardar ne apni maan ki dead body India bheji, jis ke sath…
Master duniya gol hai sardar aap
Master: Duniya Gol hai. Sardar: Aap kehtay hain to maan laita hoon… Warna mera Abba…
Sardar so raha tha k us ko
Sardar so raha tha k us ko ek machar ne kat liya, sari rat us…
Ek sardaar ki socks se buhat badbo
Ek sArdaAR Ki SockS sE Buhat bAdbo aATi tHi. Frnd Ne PesAy diAy k New…
Sardar police station aya or bola mje
Sardar police-station aya or bola: Mje arest krlo, mene apni BV k sar pe danda…
Nurse ne bacha sardar k hath ma
Nurse ne Bacha Sardar k Hath ma dia to wo Khushi se chillaya; Ballay Ballay…..
Sardar kal menu 9 admian ne kutia
Sardar: kal menu 9 admian ne kutia. Pandit: fer tu kuj nai kita. Sardar: main…
Sardar ka beta abba mujh ko baaja
Sardar ka beta: Abba Mujh ko baaja dilao Sardar: Nahi tum sab ko tang karo…
Ek sardar cold drinks ki dukan pe
Ek Sardar Cold Drinks Ki Dukan Pe Gaya Or Dukandar Se Bola ! Aik Pepsi…
Khanay ki kisi mehfil me 1sardar ne
khanay ki kisi mehfil me 1sardar ne plate me kuch chawal(rice) nikale aur har danay…
Sardarni oji utho utho raat k 2
Sardarni: oji! Utho utho raat k 2 baj rahe hain! Sardar: offo! Itni raat ko…
Lady to inspector sardar my husband went
Lady to inspector sardar: My husband went to buy potatoes 5 days ago, he hasn’t…
1 sardar sochta raha sochte aakhir margaya
1 SARDAR SOCHTA RAHA SOCHTA RAHA SOCHTA RAHA SOCHTE SOCHTE AAKHIR MARGAYA K MERI BEHEN…
Sardarni sardar ko doctor k pas ley
Sardarni, sardar ko doctor k pas ley kar gai. Doctor: main ney ye medicin likh…
Sardar angraiz se hum ne 1 aisi
Sardar angraiz se: hum ne 1 aisi cheez bnai hai js se insan dewar k…
Frnd to sardar ji kya
Frnd to sardar : sardar ji kya bat hai Aaj Tumharay Mobile Par Bohat Calls…
Ek sardar apnay betay k sath lakriyan
Ek Sardar apnay betay k sath lakriyan kaatnay jangal gaya. Wapsi mein rasta bhool gaya….
Sardar ne najaiz ghar banaya ksi mashwara
Sardar Ne Najaiz Ghar Banaya Ksi Ne Mashwara Dia Ghar K Bahar Aisi Chowking Krdo…
The doctor told sardarji that if he
The Doctor Told Sardarji That If He Ran Eight Kilometers A Day For 300 Days…
Ik sardar 2sry sardar se yar tu
ik Sardar 2sry sardar se: ‘yar tu nay apni bewi ko talaq Q dee?’. Dosra…
1din 1daaku sardar k ghar men ghus
1.DIN 1.DAAKU SARDAR K GHAR MEN GHUS GAYA OR BOLA SONA KANHA HE? SARDAR BOLA…
Ay chori apun tere sath sms ka
Ay-chori . . . . Apun Tere Sath Sms Ka Dhanda Band Karne Ka Hai…
Pagal sikh sytm muslman ho sikhnhi ma
Pagal Sikh Sy:Tm Muslman Ho? Sikh:Nhi ma Sikh hn Pagal:Nhi tm Muslman Ho Sikh:Nhi ma…
Teacher batao daryaaft or ejaad me kya
Teacher: Batao Daryaaft or Ejaad me kya farq hai? Sardar: Mere baap ne meri Maa…
A sardar as a director you have
A Sardar as a Director: You have to jump into the swiming Pool from 100…
Ek sardar bus tey betha full
Ek Sardar Bus Tey Betha Tey Bus Full Conductor: Sardar G, Tusi Chatt Tey Bai…
Breaking news atm gulshan e iqbal is jammed
Breaking News ATM @ Gulshan-e-Iqbal Is Jammed & Not In Working Condition . . ….
Aik sardar k pas kawacrow thawo bht
Aik sardar k pas kawa(crow) tha,wo bht soft tha. Batao sardar ne apnay kaway ka…
Teacher batao k chooza anday sy kysy
Teacher: Batao k Chooza anday sy kysy nikalta hy? Sardar: Miss ey gal eyni Important…
Sardar g yaar teri wife di maut
‘Sardar G:- Yaar teri wife di maut da bara afsos hoya, vaise hoya ki si?…
Sardar ne pagal khany k paas se
Sardar ne Pagal Khany k paas se guzerty hue suna k sab pagal mil k…
1 sardar shadi k foran bad nokri
1 sardar shadi k foran bad nokri k silsily me dosray mulk chala gya. 5…
Aik sardar ko doctor ne kaha app
Aik sardar ko doctor ne kaha app ko Gas hoi hai subha subha koyi game…
Phatan to sardar mera dil bohat
Phatan To Sardar: Mera Dil Bohat Bara hai . . Sardar: Q Tu Ne Hathi…
Sardar aba g ma apni biwi nu
Sardar: Aba G! Ma apni biwi nu sms kita k rati awan ga. Ma gya…
1 sardar sookay darya mein boht chala
1 sardar sookay darya mein boht chala raha tha, 2nd sardar aisa sardaron ne hi…