Category: Sardar SMS

Free Sardar SMS Jokes collection in Hindi, Urdu & English

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Ek sardar ko 5oo or 50 note

Ek Sardar ko 5OO Or 50 Note Chapnay Ka Tender MiLa Sardar Ne Kagaz Paper…

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Ek sradar sochta raha saari zindagi

ek sradar sochta raha. sochta raha. sochta raha. saari zindagi sochta raha aur sochtay sochtay…

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Sardar ny bs mai aik larki ko

Sardar Ny Bs Mai Aik Larki Ko Chher Diya. Larki: Tmhry Ghar Mein Maa Behen…

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A man 2 rikshaw driversardarmodel town chalo

A man 2 rikshaw driver(sardar):Model town chalo ge, Sardar driver:Main to chal paroON rikshaw k…

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Whats an average 6 inch long inside

What’s an average 6 inch long Inside a guy’s pants and girls love to blow…

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1 sardar sheeshay k saamne beth kr

1 sardar sheeshay k saamne beth kr study krta tha Why? Bcoz of 3 reasons:…

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Sardar class me hans raha tha eik

Sardar Class me Hans raha tha, eik Larki Boli Stand up ! Kon ho tum….

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Sardar ek baraf ka tukra utha ker

Sardar Ek Baraf Ka Tukra Utha Ker Usey Ghour Se Dekh Raha Tha… Admi:- Kya…

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Sardar got job in a telenor call

Sardar got job in a telenor call centre. Customer: telelenor sim blocked what to do?…

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Hindi teacher asks kaal kitne parkar

Hindi teacher asks : Kaal Kitne parkar ke hote hain? Sardar answer: Local Kaal, STD…

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Srdar ji agr aapko thand lagti hai

Srdar ji: agr aapko thand lagti hai to aap kya karte hai: Sardar ji: main…

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A sardar walked up to the front

A sardar walked up to the front desk of the library and said, "I bor-rowed…

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What do you call an eternity

What do you call an eternity? Four Sardars in four cars at a four way…

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Teacher hmesha yaad rkho hum is dunya

Teacher: Hmesha yaad rkho hum is dunya me doosron ki khidmat karne aaye hn. sardar…

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Reporter sardar ji ye batayen k plateform

Reporter: sardar ji ye batayen k plateform par kharay sikh kaise maray? Sardar: ek elan…

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Qwhy is a sardarji standing below

Q:Why is a Sardarji standing below a tube light with a open mouth? A:Because his…

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Sir what is the diffrence between

Sir ; what is the diffrence between orange and apple ? Sardar ; Colour of…

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Ek sardar car me battery lagwane gaya

Ek sardar car me battery lagwane gaya, Mechanic ne poocha "EXIDE" ki lagaun? Sardar bole:…

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Doci am sorry operation k waqt rubber

Doc:I am sorry Operation k waqt rubber ka glove aapke pait me rah gaye, Dobara…

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Ek srdrji khali katoray me roti duba

Ek SrdrJi khali katoray Me Roti Duba Kr kha Rhe The. Waiter Ne Dkha To…

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Sardar apni marriage certificate ko 1 ghante

Sardar apni marriage certificate ko 1 ghante se dekh raha tha. Wife: Tussi inni dair…

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Sardar manmohan singhs next election agenda 1ban

Sardar Manmohan Singh’s Next Election Agenda: 1)Ban On Sardar Jokes. 2)Bolo Tara Rara Will Be…

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Aik srdar hamesha apne mob k 7

Aik srdar hamesha apne mob k 7 aik kenchi b rakhta tha.ksi ne pocha ?sardar…

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Nurse gave newborn baby 2 sardar

Nurse gave newborn baby 2 sardar. He screamed ?puttar hua! Puttar hua!? nurse Shouted,?aby anday…

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Girl ye pars pakrro kholna naime abi

Girl: Ye pars pakrro, Kholna nai,me abi ai, . Sardar ne khola us me Rubr…

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Sardar ka padosi mar gaya wo

Sardar ka Padosi Mar Gaya: . Wo Uske Ghar Gaya or Pucha: Body Aa Gai…

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Ek sardar apne dost ki barat k

Ek sardar apne dost ki barat k sth gya,pr zakhmi ho k aya. Ksi ne…

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Policetumhara dost kaise mara sardarpata nhiwo

Police:Tumhara Dost Kaise Mara? Sardar:Pata Nhi,Wo Bola?Mere Pet Me Chuhe Kud Rahe He ?To Mene…

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Doctorab to aap khatre se bahar hain

Doctor:Ab To aap Khatre Se Bahar Hain phir B Itne Dar Kyun Rahe Ho sardar:Jis…

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Sardar to his friend i keep seeing

Sardar To His Friend- I Keep Seeing Spots In Front Of My Eyes. Friend- Have…

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Sir apka beta cigarette pita hai aap

Sir: Apka Beta Cigarette Pita Hai. Aap Kabhi Use Puchhte Nahi ? Sardar: Haan, Puchhta…

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Sardar got into a bus on 1st

Sardar got into a bus on 1st April when conductor asked for ticket. He gave…

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On airport 3 men were wating 4

On airport 3 men were wating 4 their sons Hindu: Hamare amirzade ne ana hai…

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Sardar ne aik raha chalti ajnabi larki

Sardar ne aik raha chalti ajnabi larki se kaha: Aap ne Pehchana muj ko? Lrki:…

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Aik engraiz nay pind main ailan karwana

Aik engraiz nay pind main ailan karwana tha. Us ko translater nahin mil raha tha….

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1st sardar yar ya sun rat ko

1st Sardar yar ya sun rat ko kidr chala jata ha 2nd Sardar: pata nei…

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Sardar sitting on the top of

Sardar : Sitting on The Top of the Mountain and Studying…. When a person asked…

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Molvioun ki ek bas ja rahi the

molvioun ki ek bas ja rahi the ek molvi sahb ne kaha k jaha koi…

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Ek srdar pco shop pr gya

Ek srdar PCO shop pr gya. . . Aur Operator ko zordar 2 thappar lagaye…

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Twinkle little sardar we all wonder what

Twinkle Twinkle Little SARDAR We All Wonder What They R Up Above A Jura So…

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Sardar k ghar chori ho gai chor

Sardar k Ghar Chori ho Gai Chor Uski B.V ka Zaivar Le Gaye: Logon ny…

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Sardar suhagrat ko wife sy dikhne myn

Sardar suhagrat ko wife sy: Dikhne myn to tere boobz bare soft aur pink lag…

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Sardarni was having pain during delivery sardarji

Sardarni was having Pain during Delivery….. Sardarji Prayed :- Oh Lord plz make the hole…

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Sardar doc saab mein chashma laga ke

Sardar: Doc saab, mein Chashma laga ke parh to sakoon ga? Doc: Haan, bilkul. Sardar:…

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Air hostes to sardar aap 1 ghante

Air Hostes To Sardar: Aap 1 Ghante Me 4 Bar TOILET Gaye… R U Ok?…

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2 sardar tree per beth k gana

2 Sardar tree per beth k gana ga rahe the, achanak ek Sardar ulta latak…

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Sardar 2 doctor dr saabmein chashma lga

Sardar 2 doctor: dr saab,mein chashma lga k parh to sakun ga na? Dr: haan,bilkul…

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4 sardaron ne mil k petrol pump

4 Sardaron ne mil k petrol pump khola. 1 B customer nahi Q? Petrol pump…

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3 choro saath mein bethay hotay hain

3 choro saath mein bethay hotay hain… 1st one" yaar main itni garam chaye(tea) peeta…

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1 sardar to other one duniya da

1 Sardar to other one: Duniya da sabse mushkil kaam ki ae.?? . . ….

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Sardarni oji utho utho raat k 2

Sardarni: oji! Utho utho raat k 2 baj rahe hain! Sardar: offo! Itni raat ko…

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The doctor told sardarji that if he

The doctor told Sardarji that if he ran eight kilometres a day for 300 days,…

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America se aik sardar ne apni maan

America se aik sardar ne apni maan ki dead body India bheji, jis ke sath…

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Master duniya gol hai sardar aap

Master: Duniya Gol hai. Sardar: Aap kehtay hain to maan laita hoon… Warna mera Abba…

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Sardar so raha tha k us ko

Sardar so raha tha k us ko ek machar ne kat liya, sari rat us…

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Ek sardaar ki socks se buhat badbo

Ek sArdaAR Ki SockS sE Buhat bAdbo aATi tHi. Frnd Ne PesAy diAy k New…

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Sardar police station aya or bola mje

Sardar police-station aya or bola: Mje arest krlo, mene apni BV k sar pe danda…

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Nurse ne bacha sardar k hath ma

Nurse ne Bacha Sardar k Hath ma dia to wo Khushi se chillaya; Ballay Ballay…..

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Sardar kal menu 9 admian ne kutia

Sardar: kal menu 9 admian ne kutia. Pandit: fer tu kuj nai kita. Sardar: main…

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A sardar is in bar and

A Sardar Is In A Bar And His Cell Phone Rings, So He Picks It…

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Sardar ka beta abba mujh ko baaja

Sardar ka beta: Abba Mujh ko baaja dilao Sardar: Nahi tum sab ko tang karo…

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Ek sardar cold drinks ki dukan pe

Ek Sardar Cold Drinks Ki Dukan Pe Gaya Or Dukandar Se Bola ! Aik Pepsi…

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Khanay ki kisi mehfil me 1sardar ne

khanay ki kisi mehfil me 1sardar ne plate me kuch chawal(rice) nikale aur har danay…

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Sardarni oji utho utho raat k 2

Sardarni: oji! Utho utho raat k 2 baj rahe hain! Sardar: offo! Itni raat ko…

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Lady to inspector sardar my husband went

Lady to inspector sardar: My husband went to buy potatoes 5 days ago, he hasn’t…

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1 sardar sochta raha sochte aakhir margaya

1 SARDAR SOCHTA RAHA SOCHTA RAHA SOCHTA RAHA SOCHTE SOCHTE AAKHIR MARGAYA K MERI BEHEN…

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Sardarni sardar ko doctor k pas ley

Sardarni, sardar ko doctor k pas ley kar gai. Doctor: main ney ye medicin likh…

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Sardar angraiz se hum ne 1 aisi

Sardar angraiz se: hum ne 1 aisi cheez bnai hai js se insan dewar k…

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Frnd to sardar ji kya

Frnd to sardar : sardar ji kya bat hai Aaj Tumharay Mobile Par Bohat Calls…

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Ek sardar apnay betay k sath lakriyan

Ek Sardar apnay betay k sath lakriyan kaatnay jangal gaya. Wapsi mein rasta bhool gaya….

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Sardar ne najaiz ghar banaya ksi mashwara

Sardar Ne Najaiz Ghar Banaya Ksi Ne Mashwara Dia Ghar K Bahar Aisi Chowking Krdo…

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The doctor told sardarji that if he

The Doctor Told Sardarji That If He Ran Eight Kilometers A Day For 300 Days…

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Ik sardar 2sry sardar se yar tu

ik Sardar 2sry sardar se: ‘yar tu nay apni bewi ko talaq Q dee?’. Dosra…

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1din 1daaku sardar k ghar men ghus

1.DIN 1.DAAKU SARDAR K GHAR MEN GHUS GAYA OR BOLA SONA KANHA HE? SARDAR BOLA…

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Ay chori apun tere sath sms ka

Ay-chori . . . . Apun Tere Sath Sms Ka Dhanda Band Karne Ka Hai…

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Pagal sikh sytm muslman ho sikhnhi ma

Pagal Sikh Sy:Tm Muslman Ho? Sikh:Nhi ma Sikh hn Pagal:Nhi tm Muslman Ho Sikh:Nhi ma…

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Teacher batao daryaaft or ejaad me kya

Teacher: Batao Daryaaft or Ejaad me kya farq hai? Sardar: Mere baap ne meri Maa…

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A sardar as a director you have

A Sardar as a Director: You have to jump into the swiming Pool from 100…

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Ek sardar bus tey betha full

Ek Sardar Bus Tey Betha Tey Bus Full Conductor: Sardar G, Tusi Chatt Tey Bai…

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Breaking news atm gulshan e iqbal is jammed

Breaking News ATM @ Gulshan-e-Iqbal Is Jammed & Not In Working Condition . . ….

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Aik sardar k pas kawacrow thawo bht

Aik sardar k pas kawa(crow) tha,wo bht soft tha. Batao sardar ne apnay kaway ka…

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Teacher batao k chooza anday sy kysy

Teacher: Batao k Chooza anday sy kysy nikalta hy? Sardar: Miss ey gal eyni Important…

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Sardar g yaar teri wife di maut

‘Sardar G:- Yaar teri wife di maut da bara afsos hoya, vaise hoya ki si?…

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Sardar ne pagal khany k paas se

Sardar ne Pagal Khany k paas se guzerty hue suna k sab pagal mil k…

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1 sardar shadi k foran bad nokri

1 sardar shadi k foran bad nokri k silsily me dosray mulk chala gya. 5…

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Aik sardar ko doctor ne kaha app

Aik sardar ko doctor ne kaha app ko Gas hoi hai subha subha koyi game…

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Phatan to sardar mera dil bohat

Phatan To Sardar: Mera Dil Bohat Bara hai . . Sardar: Q Tu Ne Hathi…

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Sardar aba g ma apni biwi nu

Sardar: Aba G! Ma apni biwi nu sms kita k rati awan ga. Ma gya…