Category: Sardar SMS
Free Sardar SMS Jokes collection in Hindi, Urdu & English
Sardar to boss muje apki beti
Sardar to boss: Muje apki beti se shadi krni hy Boss:Teri incom to usk toilet…
Teacher in 1773 it was discovered that
Teacher: In 1773, It Was Discovered That Oxygen Is Must For Breathing. SARDAR: Thank GOD,…
Sardar why r all these people running
Sardar- why r all these people running? Man- This is a race, the winner will…
Sardarmari biwi itna mazq karti hai k
Sardar;mari biwi itna mazq karti hai k kya bataon. Dost; kya mazq karti hai. Sardar;…
Sardar went to microsoft office for
sardar went to Microsoft office for interview. Interviewer: Tell me any 4 versions of java?…
Sardarji is not sleeping with his wife
Sardarji is not sleeping with his wife! these days Guess why? because somebody had told…
Terviewer tell me the opposite of good
terviewer: Tell me the opposite of good?? Interviewer: Tell me the opposite of good?? Sardar…
Sardar doctor se oye dr tenu taankay
Sardar Doctor Se: Oye Dr. Tenu Taankay Laanay Aanday Ne ?? Doctor: Haan je, Dasso…
1 sardar or american siri paye kha
1 SARDAR or American Siri paye kha rahe thay. American k hath me bakray ki…
Teacher define newtons law sardar pora nahi
Teacher: Define Newton’s law. Sardar: Pora nahi aata.. Aahkir sy yaad hy.. Teacher: Chalo aahkir…
Sardar in an interview i want 1
Sardar in an interview: I want 1 lac salary, a flat & a car.Boss: I’ll…
Sardars essay on cow he is
Sardar’s essay on cow: He is d cow. He has got 4 legs 2gether. 2…
Ek lrki intrview dne gye officr n
Ek lrki intrview dne gye officr n uski talim pchi to us n kha B.M.S.M.P…
2 sardar wathcing match when dhoni hits
2 sardar wathcing match When dhoni hits a boundry 1st dekho goal hua. 2nd abbe…
Ek sardar shadi se phley apni bewi
ek sardar shadi se phley apni bewi ko gana sunata hai mera mehbob mary sanam…
2 sardars w3r3 crossing railway tracksth3y saw
2 sArdars w3r3 crOssinG rAilwAy trAcks.th3y sAw a trAin cOming 2wArds D3M sUdd3nly th3y b3nd…
A sardar ji pulled out 6 people
A sardar ji pulled out 6 people from a burning house? still he was in…
Sardar 2 friend guess how many coins
Sardar 2 friend: Guess how many coins I have in my pocket? Friend:If I guess…
Sardarmisvak hai shopkeepernahi hum misvak nahi bechte
Sardar:Misvak Hai? Shopkeeper:Nahi Hum misvak nahi bechte Next day! sardar:Misvak Hai? Shopkeeper:Kal b bataya tha…
Shadi me khana khula shadi me
shadi me khana khula Shadi Me Khana Khula sardar Ko Plate Nhi Mili sardar Apni…
Once a sardarji tries to cheat the
Once A Sardarji Tries To Cheat The Indian Railways. He Is Thinking For A Novel…
Sardar dr saab mujhe koi aisi dawa
Sardar: Dr. Saab, mujhe koi aisi dawa den k main aankho se bol sakun ….
Sardar 2 salesman i want pink curtains
Sardar 2 Salesman, I want pink curtains 4 my computer Salesman: BUT COMPUTERS DONT NEED…
Interviewer asked sardarji which are the
Interviewer asked sardarji: Which are the 2 latest versions of java? Sardarji: Marjava & Mitjava
Nurse gave a newborn baby to sardar
Nurse gave a newborn baby to sardar. He screamed with joy: "Oye Puttar hua hai!…
Teacherstory sunao sardar1 din hum un k
Teacher:Story sunao Sardar:1 din hum un k ghar gaye to woh soye howay thay 1…
1 admi bike pe ja raha tha
1 admi bike pe ja raha tha. Admi ne rastey pe jatey Sardar se poucha?…
sardar larki ko chertay hoay hor
*. .Sardar (larki ko chertay hoay) Hor soniye ki haal ey.? Larki(ghuse sy) Jo teri…
Doctor ne sardar k lun ka opration
Doctor ne Sardar K LUN ka Opration ker k Uss ki Jaga Hathi k Bache…
Ik sardar bus tay baitha full
Ik sardar bus tay baitha tay bus full. Conductor: Sardar ge, tusi chatt tay bai…
How do you know if a sardar g
How Do You Know If A Sardar-G Has Been Sending E-Mail … ? . ….
1 dafa sardar ji ko call aee
1 dafa sardar ji ko call aee aur saddar ji ne phone uthaya aur kaha…
Sardar was kissing a blank paper 2nd
Sardar was kissing a blank paper 2nd srdar ?ye kya hy? 1st Srdr ?Meri WF…
Accountant this painting is 500 years and
Accountant: This painting is 500 years and 20 days old. Sardar: Amazing! Where did you…
How does a sardar dial 9844498444
How Does A Sardar Dial 9844498444 . Think ? First He Dails 98444 & Then…
A sardarg gives spielberg a slap amp
A SardarG Gives Spielberg a Slap & Says. . . . . You Sank The…
A sardar was drying some fruits in
A sardar was drying some fruits in the sunlight and then eating them Some1 asked…
1 sardar sochta raha owr sochtay hi
1 sardar sochta raha owr sochtay sochtay hi mar jata hai akhir wo kai sochtay…
Teacher india ka jhanda sub se pehle
Teacher: India ka jhanda sub se pehle kahaN lehraaya gaya? Sardar ( kaafi sochne k…
Qatil koshish krna k umr qaid ho
QATIL: Koshish Krna k Umr qaid Ho, Phansi Na Ho SARDAR WAKIL:Tum Fikr Na Kro…
1st sardar yaar mujhy film me kaam
1st Sardar: Yaar mujhy film me kaam karne ka bara shoq hai. 2nd Sardar: Tumhain…
Sardar became the driver of trainthe very
Sardar became the driver of train,the very 1st train driven by him was 8 hours…
2 sardar bhai 1 class main thay
2 sardar bhai 1 class main thay,, Teacher! tum d0n0 nay apne abu ka naam…
Sardar ji and his wife applied for
Sardar ji and his wife applied for divorce in the court Judge asked:how would u…
Sardar ki magni hue usko pata chala
Sardar ki Magni hue usko pata chala k uski mangetar ka kise se koi affair…
Teacher to sardar apney bap nam english
Teacher to Sardar: Apney Bap Nam English Main Lakhoo Sardar wrote: ‘ Beautiful Red Underware’…
1 sardar dosre se yar bata motorcycle
1 sArdAr doSrE sArdAr sE yAr bAtA MotoRcYcLe k kItNe tYeR HotE HaIn 2nd sArdAr:…
Sardarni say aji sunday oaj 3 dako
SARDARNI SAY:- aji sunday o..Aj 3 dako aaye see.. unhaan nay mere izat lut laee…
Sardarni main kapray nichor k thak gayi
Sardarni: main kapray nichor nichor k thak gayi, tum mujhe ek spinner hi dila d….
1 sardar pepsi se mou dho raha
1 sardar pepsi se mou dho raha tha 2nd sardar oye ye kya kerahe ho…
A sardar married to a short girl
A sardar married to a short girl. people asked to sardar why you married such…
Sardar asked a dr ye doodh peene
Sardar asked a Dr: Ye doodh peene se rang gora hota hai kya? Dr: Han…
Police tumhe kal subah 5 baje phansi
Police: Tumhe kal subah 5 baje phansi di jayegi. Sardar: HA HA HA! Police: Kyo…
Sardar caught his wife having an affair
Sardar caught his wife having an affair He decided 2 kill his wife n himslf….
1 sardar apne bhae ko mar raha
1 sardar apne bhae ko mar raha tha. 1 admi ne poch tm esy q…
1 sardar ko job mili 1st day
1′ sardar’ KO JOB MILI. 1st day us ne Computer pr 11 ghntay guzary. Boss(khushi…
A sardar looking at sky asks another
A Sardar looking at sky asks another Sardar : Is that a sun or moon?…
Sardar rozana sex tablet khata friend
Sardar rozana sex tablet khata Friend: yar na teri Wife hay na Girlfrend phir Q…
1st sardar oye agar neend na aaey
1st sardar: oye agar neend na aaey to kia kia jaey? 2nd Sardar:Neend ka intizar…
Once mistakenly sardar jee enters in a
Once Mistakenly Sardar jee enters in a lady bath rooms. All ladies stand up, sardar…
Sardar 2 kanjos sari dunya mazar ko
Sardar 2 kanjos: Sari Dunya Mazar ko chom rhe hai or tu is Admi ko…
Sardar apni shadi pe udaas tha kisi
Sardar apni shadi pe udaas tha kisi ne pocha kia bat hai? Sardar: mere susral…
When titanic was sinkingm a man asked
When TITANIC was sinkingm, a man asked Sardar ji, how for LAND is?..? Sardar: 3…
Sardar was helping his son in filling
Sardar was helping his son in filling Admission Form. SON: Papa ye ‘Mother Tongue’ wale…
Sardar ko ek unknown no se msg
Sardar ko ek unknown NO se msg aya usne apne sab dosto se wo msg…
Doctor sardar jee app kay gurday fail
Doctor: sardar jee app kay gurday fail ho gaye hain! Sardar: ha, ha, ha what…
Sardar joined nasa after one month the
Sardar joined NASA. After one month the Americans had to change the name from NASA…
Sardar yar tu kisi k ghar afsos
Sardar: yar tu kisi k ghar afsos k liye gaya tha, itni jaldi kaise agaya?…
English manhumare america mein war ho gaya
English Man:Humare America mein War ho gaya hai Sardar jee:Humare India mein to roz hi…
Aik train station per aa kar ruki
aik train station per aa kar ruki to aik aadmi nay sardar say pucha k…
Aik sardar fotgi pe gia or foran
Aik sardar fotgi pe gia or foran wapis aa gia. 2nd Sardar: Yar tu enni…
Phansi k waqt inspector ne sardar se
Phansi K Waqt Inspector Ne Sardar Se Poocha:Tumhari Aakhri Khowahish KiyaHy . . . …Sardar:Mera…