Category: Sardar SMS

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Sardar to boss muje apki beti

Sardar to boss: Muje apki beti se shadi krni hy Boss:Teri incom to usk toilet…

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Teacher in 1773 it was discovered that

Teacher: In 1773, It Was Discovered That Oxygen Is Must For Breathing. SARDAR: Thank GOD,…

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Sardar why r all these people running

Sardar- why r all these people running? Man- This is a race, the winner will…

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Sardarmari biwi itna mazq karti hai k

Sardar;mari biwi itna mazq karti hai k kya bataon. Dost; kya mazq karti hai. Sardar;…

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Sardar went to microsoft office for

sardar went to Microsoft office for interview. Interviewer: Tell me any 4 versions of java?…

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Sardarji is not sleeping with his wife

Sardarji is not sleeping with his wife! these days Guess why? because somebody had told…

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Terviewer tell me the opposite of good

terviewer: Tell me the opposite of good?? Interviewer: Tell me the opposite of good?? Sardar…

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Sardar doctor se oye dr tenu taankay

Sardar Doctor Se: Oye Dr. Tenu Taankay Laanay Aanday Ne ?? Doctor: Haan je, Dasso…

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1 sardar or american siri paye kha

1 SARDAR or American Siri paye kha rahe thay. American k hath me bakray ki…

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Teacher define newtons law sardar pora nahi

Teacher: Define Newton’s law. Sardar: Pora nahi aata.. Aahkir sy yaad hy.. Teacher: Chalo aahkir…

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Sardar in an interview i want 1

Sardar in an interview: I want 1 lac salary, a flat & a car.Boss: I’ll…

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Sardars essay on cow he is

Sardar’s essay on cow: He is d cow. He has got 4 legs 2gether. 2…

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Ek lrki intrview dne gye officr n

Ek lrki intrview dne gye officr n uski talim pchi to us n kha B.M.S.M.P…

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2 sardar wathcing match when dhoni hits

2 sardar wathcing match When dhoni hits a boundry 1st dekho goal hua. 2nd abbe…

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Ek sardar shadi se phley apni bewi

ek sardar shadi se phley apni bewi ko gana sunata hai mera mehbob mary sanam…

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2 sardars w3r3 crossing railway tracksth3y saw

2 sArdars w3r3 crOssinG rAilwAy trAcks.th3y sAw a trAin cOming 2wArds D3M sUdd3nly th3y b3nd…

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A sardar ji pulled out 6 people

A sardar ji pulled out 6 people from a burning house? still he was in…

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Sardar 2 friend guess how many coins

Sardar 2 friend: Guess how many coins I have in my pocket? Friend:If I guess…

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Sardarmisvak hai shopkeepernahi hum misvak nahi bechte

Sardar:Misvak Hai? Shopkeeper:Nahi Hum misvak nahi bechte Next day! sardar:Misvak Hai? Shopkeeper:Kal b bataya tha…

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Shadi me khana khula shadi me

shadi me khana khula Shadi Me Khana Khula sardar Ko Plate Nhi Mili sardar Apni…

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Once a sardarji tries to cheat the

Once A Sardarji Tries To Cheat The Indian Railways. He Is Thinking For A Novel…

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Sardar dr saab mujhe koi aisi dawa

Sardar: Dr. Saab, mujhe koi aisi dawa den k main aankho se bol sakun ….

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Sardar 2 salesman i want pink curtains

Sardar 2 Salesman, I want pink curtains 4 my computer Salesman: BUT COMPUTERS DONT NEED…

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Interviewer asked sardarji which are the

Interviewer asked sardarji: Which are the 2 latest versions of java? Sardarji: Marjava & Mitjava

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Nurse gave a newborn baby to sardar

Nurse gave a newborn baby to sardar. He screamed with joy: "Oye Puttar hua hai!…

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Teacherstory sunao sardar1 din hum un k

Teacher:Story sunao Sardar:1 din hum un k ghar gaye to woh soye howay thay 1…

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1 admi bike pe ja raha tha

1 admi bike pe ja raha tha. Admi ne rastey pe jatey Sardar se poucha?…

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sardar larki ko chertay hoay hor

*. .Sardar (larki ko chertay hoay) Hor soniye ki haal ey.? Larki(ghuse sy) Jo teri…

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Doctor ne sardar k lun ka opration

Doctor ne Sardar K LUN ka Opration ker k Uss ki Jaga Hathi k Bache…

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Ik sardar bus tay baitha full

Ik sardar bus tay baitha tay bus full. Conductor: Sardar ge, tusi chatt tay bai…

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How do you know if a sardar g

How Do You Know If A Sardar-G Has Been Sending E-Mail … ? . ….

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1 dafa sardar ji ko call aee

1 dafa sardar ji ko call aee aur saddar ji ne phone uthaya aur kaha…

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Sardar was kissing a blank paper 2nd

Sardar was kissing a blank paper 2nd srdar ?ye kya hy? 1st Srdr ?Meri WF…

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Accountant this painting is 500 years and

Accountant: This painting is 500 years and 20 days old. Sardar: Amazing! Where did you…

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How does a sardar dial 9844498444

How Does A Sardar Dial 9844498444 . Think ? First He Dails 98444 & Then…

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A sardarg gives spielberg a slap amp

A SardarG Gives Spielberg a Slap & Says. . . . . You Sank The…

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A sardar was drying some fruits in

A sardar was drying some fruits in the sunlight and then eating them Some1 asked…

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1 sardar sochta raha owr sochtay hi

1 sardar sochta raha owr sochtay sochtay hi mar jata hai akhir wo kai sochtay…

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Teacher india ka jhanda sub se pehle

Teacher: India ka jhanda sub se pehle kahaN lehraaya gaya? Sardar ( kaafi sochne k…

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Qatil koshish krna k umr qaid ho

QATIL: Koshish Krna k Umr qaid Ho, Phansi Na Ho SARDAR WAKIL:Tum Fikr Na Kro…

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1st sardar yaar mujhy film me kaam

1st Sardar: Yaar mujhy film me kaam karne ka bara shoq hai. 2nd Sardar: Tumhain…

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Sardar became the driver of trainthe very

Sardar became the driver of train,the very 1st train driven by him was 8 hours…

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2 sardar bhai 1 class main thay

2 sardar bhai 1 class main thay,, Teacher! tum d0n0 nay apne abu ka naam…

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Sardar ji and his wife applied for

Sardar ji and his wife applied for divorce in the court Judge asked:how would u…

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Sardar ki magni hue usko pata chala

Sardar ki Magni hue usko pata chala k uski mangetar ka kise se koi affair…

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Teacher to sardar apney bap nam english

Teacher to Sardar: Apney Bap Nam English Main Lakhoo Sardar wrote: ‘ Beautiful Red Underware’…

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1 sardar dosre se yar bata motorcycle

1 sArdAr doSrE sArdAr sE yAr bAtA MotoRcYcLe k kItNe tYeR HotE HaIn 2nd sArdAr:…

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Sardarni say aji sunday oaj 3 dako

SARDARNI SAY:- aji sunday o..Aj 3 dako aaye see.. unhaan nay mere izat lut laee…

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Sardarni main kapray nichor k thak gayi

Sardarni: main kapray nichor nichor k thak gayi, tum mujhe ek spinner hi dila d….

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1 sardar pepsi se mou dho raha

1 sardar pepsi se mou dho raha tha 2nd sardar oye ye kya kerahe ho…

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A sardar married to a short girl

A sardar married to a short girl. people asked to sardar why you married such…

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Sardar asked a dr ye doodh peene

Sardar asked a Dr: Ye doodh peene se rang gora hota hai kya? Dr: Han…

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Police tumhe kal subah 5 baje phansi

Police: Tumhe kal subah 5 baje phansi di jayegi. Sardar: HA HA HA! Police: Kyo…

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Sardar caught his wife having an affair

Sardar caught his wife having an affair He decided 2 kill his wife n himslf….

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1 sardar apne bhae ko mar raha

1 sardar apne bhae ko mar raha tha. 1 admi ne poch tm esy q…

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1 sardar ko job mili 1st day

1′ sardar’ KO JOB MILI. 1st day us ne Computer pr 11 ghntay guzary. Boss(khushi…

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A sardar looking at sky asks another

A Sardar looking at sky asks another Sardar : Is that a sun or moon?…

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Sardar rozana sex tablet khata friend

Sardar rozana sex tablet khata Friend: yar na teri Wife hay na Girlfrend phir Q…

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1st sardar oye agar neend na aaey

1st sardar: oye agar neend na aaey to kia kia jaey? 2nd Sardar:Neend ka intizar…

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Once mistakenly sardar jee enters in a

Once Mistakenly Sardar jee enters in a lady bath rooms. All ladies stand up, sardar…

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Sardar 2 kanjos sari dunya mazar ko

Sardar 2 kanjos: Sari Dunya Mazar ko chom rhe hai or tu is Admi ko…

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Sardar apni shadi pe udaas tha kisi

Sardar apni shadi pe udaas tha kisi ne pocha kia bat hai? Sardar: mere susral…

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When titanic was sinkingm a man asked

When TITANIC was sinkingm, a man asked Sardar ji, how for LAND is?..? Sardar: 3…

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Sardar was helping his son in filling

Sardar was helping his son in filling Admission Form. SON: Papa ye ‘Mother Tongue’ wale…

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Sardar ko ek unknown no se msg

Sardar ko ek unknown NO se msg aya usne apne sab dosto se wo msg…

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Doctor sardar jee app kay gurday fail

Doctor: sardar jee app kay gurday fail ho gaye hain! Sardar: ha, ha, ha what…

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Sardar joined nasa after one month the

Sardar joined NASA. After one month the Americans had to change the name from NASA…

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Sardar yar tu kisi k ghar afsos

Sardar: yar tu kisi k ghar afsos k liye gaya tha, itni jaldi kaise agaya?…

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English manhumare america mein war ho gaya

English Man:Humare America mein War ho gaya hai Sardar jee:Humare India mein to roz hi…

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Aik train station per aa kar ruki

aik train station per aa kar ruki to aik aadmi nay sardar say pucha k…

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Aik sardar fotgi pe gia or foran

Aik sardar fotgi pe gia or foran wapis aa gia. 2nd Sardar: Yar tu enni…

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Phansi k waqt inspector ne sardar se

Phansi K Waqt Inspector Ne Sardar Se Poocha:Tumhari Aakhri Khowahish KiyaHy . . . …Sardar:Mera…