Category: Sardar SMS
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D most brilliant sardar in exam
D most brilliant Sardar in Exam : Problem: prove that LHS=RHS (2x+9y)= 10x/3y Sardar: Multiply…
Sardar wins 20 cr from rs lottery
Sardar wins 20 cr from Rs. 20 lottery ticket. Dealer gave 11cr after deducting tax….
One sardar was so kanjus
One Sardar was so kanjus, …. so kanjus …. so kanjus …. so kanjus …….
Teacher 2 sardar jis ko sunai na
Teacher 2 sardar: Jis ko sunai na de use English me kya kahenge? Sardar: Jo…
Sardar suhag rat ko puri koshish k
Sardar suhag rat ko puri koshish k bavjud kamyab na hua Ghuse se bv se…
Manrotay q ho sardar1truck k takar sai
Man:Rotay Q ho? Sardar:1Truck k takar sai bal bal bach gia, Man:Bach to gaye ho…
Ek sardar ki dead body mili police
Ek Sardar Ki Dead Body MiLi Police Ne Jab us K Frnd Se Pocha Ye…
2 sardar chalte ruk gay 1st
2 sardar chalte chalte ruk gay.. 1st sardar: Oye rabba! Samne meri bv or meri…
Math teacher to sardar how can u
Math teacher to sardar. how can u distribute 8 apples among 6 people equally ?…
1st sardar 0ye agar neend na aye
1st sardar: 0ye agar neend na aye to kya kia jae? 2nd sardar: Neend ka…
Sardar beta 2 bistar kiun lagay
*Sardar: Beta 2 bistar kiun lagay? Son: Ghr pe 2 guest ane hn. Sardar: Kon?…
Sardarive pain in ma ryt leg
Sardar:I’ve Pain In Ma Ryt Leg Doc:Its Nothin .Its Only Coz Of Old Age. Sardar:As…
Sardaro tere result da ki banya pappumiss
Sardar:O tere result da ki banya? Pappu:Miss kendi aey es class wich 1 sal hor…
Sardar apni behan pinki k ghar gaya
Sardar apni behan pinki k ghar gaya or bell di ander sy.. Pinki boli :…
Sardar i havent slept all nite in
Sardar I haven’t slept all nite in the train. Friend : Why Sardar: Got upper…
Quot gt quot school i wai madam ne
:"-+._;->_.+-": sChoOL !)I wA!)I MadaM Ne Sardar No kutIyA Es gAL tAy kEh NIkI MadaM…
Police sardr se tumhe chori karte waqt
Police sardr se: Tumhe chori karte waqt apni Bv or betiyo ka khayal nahi aya?…
Sardarni write massege 2 sardar ghar
Sardarni write: massege 2 sardar ?ghar kab aa rahe ho? Massege karke batao? Sardar write…
Interviewer what is a keleton ardar
Interviewer: What Is A ?keleton? ?ardar: ?ir, ?keleton Is A Person Who ?tarted Dieting ?ut…
Sardardr ap ne kaha ta k suba
Sardar.Dr: ap ne kaha ta k suba ot kr koi game kelne se sehat achi…
Chikni choot pe lund phisal gaya thatte
chikni chikni choot pe lund phisal gaya thatte paereshan ho gai lund gaya to kidar…
Sardar at bar in new york man
Sardar at bar in New York. Man on his right says "Johny Walker single" Man…
Srdar agr khjoor k darakht pe charr
Srdar: Agr khjoor k darakht pe charr jao to kia engineering college ki larkian nazr…
Teacher sabaq phir parh0 sadaqat ka amanat
Teacher: sabaq phir parh0 Sadaqat ka Amanat ka Shujaat ka Sardar: lo kar lo bat!…
Sardar taqreer karty huey kisi ko meri
Sardar Taqreer Karty Huey: Kisi Ko Meri Baat Par Aitraz to Nahi? Ek Bola: Jee…
Sardar ka ladka im a complan boy
Sardar Ka Ladka: I’m A Complan Boy… Sardar Ki Ladki: I’m A Complan Girl…. Sardar:…
Sardar dri have a pain in my
Sardar. Dr.I Have A Pain In My Eye, Whenever I Drink Tea. Dr. Take Da…
Sardarji his wife going to city
Sardarji & his wife going to city in auto. Driver adjusted miror. Sardarji shouted you…
Judge is sardar k dono kan kat
Judge: is sardar k dono kan kat do Sardar: Nhi main andha ho jaon ga…
Khirki khulli zulfain bikhrien dil nay
Khirki khulli zulfain bikhrien Dil nay kaha dildar nikla Par hai ray meri phooti kismat…
Sardar galti se daryaah men gir gaya
Sardar galti se Daryaah men gir gaya… Doobtay Doobtay uske haath men Machli aayee. usay…
Santa your daughter has died depressed
Santa! Your daughter has died! Depressed, Sardar jumps from 100th floor At 50th floor he…
Ek lardke ne uske pappa se pucha
Ek lardke ne uske pappa se pucha: Pappa aap kahan paida hua the? Pappa: Main…
Quotsardarji agar aapki biwi ko bhoot utha
"Sardarji, Agar Aapki Biwi Ko Bhoot Utha Le Jai To Aap Kya Karoge?" Sardarji :…
Santa singh can u spell a word
Santa Singh: Can u spell a word that has more than 1000 letters in it?…
Sardar doctor ye phulon ki mala kis
Sardar: Doctor, ye phulon ki mala kis k liye? Doctor: Ye mera pehla operation hai,…
Sardar why r all these people running
Sardar-why r all these people running? Man- This is a race, the winner will get…
Sardar thought lol mean lots of
Sardar thought ‘LOL’ mean ‘lots of love’. So 1 Day His Friend’s Mother Died he…
Santaji agr aapko thand lagti hai to
santaji: agr aapko thand lagti hai to aap kya karte hai: santaji: main heater le…
Ek sardar ki chatri me hole tha
Ek sardar ki chatri me hole tha, kisine pucha,umbrella me hole kyu? Sardar bola,Oye barish…
Man 2 sardasap ne kitnay country visit
Man 2 sArdas:Ap ne kItnay Country vIsit kIay Hain? Sardar: 3 Man:k0n k0n sE? Sardar:…
Sardar sitting on the top of mountain
sardar sitting on the top of the mountain and studying…when a person asked what he…
Sardaar ki bv bhaag gai 3
Sardaar ki BV bhaag gai. 3 din baad wapis aayi? Sardaar (dukh oar ghusse se…
Sarder changed all of his passwords to
…*Sarder changed all of his passwords to ‘INCORRECT’ . . . So that whenever he…
Sardar ke car trafic signal pr ruki
Sardar ke car trafic signal pr ruki hoey the sat me BV b bathy the…
3 sardaro ko phansi hone lagi pehle
3 Sardaro ko phansi hone lagi pehle ko phansi lagai to rassa dheela hone ki…
Ekbar exam me question tha challenge kise
Ekbar Exam me Question tha, “Challenge kise Kehte Hai?†Sardar ne Poore Pages khali chor…
A sardars response to the comment
A sardar’s response to the comment, Think about it!: I don’t have to think I’m…
Sardar told his servant go and water
Sardar told his servant: Go and water the plants. Servant it’s already raining. Sardar: So…
Angrez officer elaan kr raha tha aur
Angrez officer elaan kr raha tha aur sardar translate kar rha tha. O PEOPLE Oye…
Sardar ji se kisi ne pocha
Sardar ji se kisi ne pocha: sardarji aqal bari ya bhens? sardar ji kafi dair…
Sardar ko invitation mila k party me
Sardar ko invitation mila k party me sirf LAAL taai pehan kr ana h Sardar…
A sardar his wife filed an
A Sardar & his wife filed an application for divorce. Judge asked : How will…
2 sardar or unki 1 behan bagair
2 Sardar Or UnKi 1 Behan Bagair Ticket Train Me Ja Rahy Thy.. TT Ne…
A sardar went 2 pizza hutthere he
A sardar went 2 Pizza Hut.There he ordered a Pizza.The waiter asked him:sir shell i…
Ek sardar dusre sequotzara car se bahar
Ek sardar dusre se"zara car se bahar dekhna k indicators r working or nt" dusra…
Sardar his wife buy coffee in
Sardar & his wife buy coffee in a shop. Sardar says… Drink quickly…… Wife asks…
Sardar ne chohty qad ki larki se
Sardar ne chohty Qad ki Larki se shadi ki Kisi ne pucha tum ne aisa…
Sardar was asked to explan in englsh
Sardar Was Asked To Expla¡n In Engl¡sh! ! ‘Dukh Hamesha §ath Rehta Hy Mgr Khush¡…
A sardar as a director u should
A Sardar as a Director: U should jump 2 da swimingpool 4rm 100 ft height….
Ek sardar london me double story bus
Ek sardar london me double story bus me betha condector ny usy upar bhej dia…
Day a monkey kicked sarder on his
Day a monkey kicked a sarder on his back and run away.Sarder run to catch…
Sardar 2 his son puttar ja
Sardar 2 his son: puttar ja 1 glas pani ly k aa. Son: Sorry aba…
Deadly iq question sardar to 2nd
Deadly IQ Question. Sardar to 2nd sardar. “where is abu dabi ?” 2nd sardar. “jithy…
Sardar kal mary papa kunwen me gir
Sardar :kal mary papa kunwen me gir gaye,boht chila rhy thy. Dost:ab kasy hain wo?…
Sardar to pia officer menu lhr dubai
sardar to PIA officer menu lhr dubai jana hai,PIA officer there is no any berth….
Ek pathan doosre se khoucha ye
Ek pathan doosre pathan se~ khoucha ye ‘SENT MESSAGE’ kya hota hai??? . . ….
Sardar sister k 7 park mey betha
SARDAR SISTER K 7 PARK MEY BETHA TA ! ! ! ! BUILDING SE ADMI…
Amrican sayshumarey haan shaadi email se hoti
Amrican Says:Humarey Haan Shaadi Email Se Hoti Hai. Sardarji:Muger Humarey Haan To Shaadi Female Hoti…
Sardar duniya ka sub se purana janwar
Sardar: duniya ka sub se purana janwar konsa hai. Pathan: Zebra. Sardar: wo kese? Pathan:…
A bird was disturbing a sardar all
A bird was disturbing a Sardar all the time. Finally the Sardar caught it and…
A sardar maried to a short girlpeople
A sardar maried to a short girl.people asked to sardar why you married such a…
Aik sardar apni girl friend se kehta
Aik Sardar Apni Girl Friend se kehta hay…….. Sardar: Prito ek wari i love u…
sardar ki beti uske driver
*. . .Sardar ki beti uske driver k saath bhaag gayi.. Logon ne poocha :…
Ek sardar ne ek cow ke kiss
ek sardar ne Ek Cow ke kiss kar le. oor sath main he Toooba karny…
Teachercan you spell a word that
Teacher:Can You Spell A Word That Has More Than 100 Letters In It? Sardar:Post Office…
Ardar was traveling in train a
?ardar Was Traveling In Train A Woman ?at Θn His ?on?s ?erth& Didn?t Getup ?ardar…
Sardar car ki battery change karwane gaya
Sardar car ki battery change karwane gaya … Mechanic – Sahab, Exide ki daal doon…
Sardar maths vich fail kyo hoya son
Sardar: Maths vich fail kyo hoya? Son: Sadi teacher kendi ay 3+5=8, Agle din kendi…
Sardarjab meri nai shadi hoi thi to
Sardar:Jab meri nai nai shadi hoi thi to muje biwi itni pyari lagti thi k…
Sardar ke ghar uske sasural wale aaye
Sardar ke ghar uske sasural wale aaye, biwi boli jao bahar se kuch le kar…
Sardar samose k andar ka masala kha
SARDAR: Samose k andar ka masala kha raha tha? DOST: Yeh kia kar rahay ho?…
Sardar to his wif kitni bar kaha
Sardar to his wif, Kitni bar kaha he shalwar mai nala dho ke dala karo…
3 sardar1 hi bed per sorhe theek
3 sardar1 hi bed per sorhe the.Ek ko jaga tangg lagi to wo bed se…
Police to sardar ji kya tum ne
Police to Sardar Ji: Kya tum ne yahan se kisi chor ko bhaagte dekha? Sardar:…
Sardar1 yaar tum ne teeth pe blue
sardar1: yaar tum ne teeth pe blue ink kyon lagai hui hai? sardar2: oye pagal!…