Category: Sardar SMS
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A sardar was playing chess with his
A Sardar was playing chess with his donkey: Friend: Aray Waah! Tera Gadha to bohat…
Srdar2 his papa mene shadi krni he
Srdar2 his papa: Mene shadi krni he. PAPA: puter kidhay nal?Sardar: papa dadi ama de…
Chota sardar mummy kal rati jadun
Chota sardar : Mummy kal rati jadun minu susu aaya te main bathroom da darwaga…
1 jin sharab pene k liye insan
1 jin sharab pene k liye insan k roop me ya. 12 glass p gya….
Sardar meets his old friend and says
Sardar meets his old friend and says A & B, A & B, A &…
Sardar tainu tairna aanda hai frnd
Sardar: Tainu tairna aanda hai? Frnd: No Sardar: Tere naalon ta kutte changey ne jehre…
2 sardar ne milke rikshaw kra or
2 sardar ne milke rikshaw kra or baithne se pehle hy larne lagay.. Rakshaw wala…
Papa paisay do sardar nai hain
papa paisay do Sardar: nai hain Beta: paisa dete nai phir paida kiyo kiya? Sardar:…
Sardar was travelling in train a
Sardar was travelling in train, A woman sat on his son’s berth & didn’t getup……
A man to sardar lets play chess
A man to sardar: lets to play Chess. Santa: You wait i am bringing my…
Doctor bachey ko paani dene se pehle
Doctor: Bachey ko paani dene se pehle boil ker lena chahiye … Sardar: Lekin Janab…
Ek sardar ko apna gadhha bechna tha
Ek sardar ko apna gadhha bechna tha unho ne apne ek dost ko letter likha…
Panjabi uk gya airport officer ne name
Panjabi UK gya, Airport officer ne name pucha, Panjabi: ‘Umer Draz Bhatti’ Officer: English may…
1st sardar yaar koi aisa karobaar bata
1st Sardar: Yaar koi aisa karobaar bata jis mein ziada munaafa ho? 2nd Sardar: Aisa…
Why did 18 sardars go to a
Why did 18 Sardars go to a movie? Because below 18 was not allowed
1 man asked sardar je aqal bari
1 man asked sardar je: Aqal bari k bhans Sardar je said: let me think…
Sardar agar naryal k darakht pe charh
Sardar: Agar Naryal k Darakht Pe Charh Jaon, To Kia Engineering College ki Larkiya Dikhen…
Ek sardar ki khoob pitaayi hui
Ek Sardar Ki Khoob Pitaayi Hui… Birthday Party Mein Muft Ka Khana Khatay Huye Pakrra…
Major rohail yaar mobile naya lya hai
Major Rohail: Yaar mobile naya lya hai? . Sardar: Nahi mere cousin ka hy. ….
Khirki khuli zulfein urein socha husne
Khirki khuli.. Zulfein urein.. Socha? Husne jamal ka didar tha, par? Zulfein hatein to qismat…
Boy ap muje apni beti ka hath
Boy.. ap muje apni beti ka hath de de main ap ko uss ke wazn…
Once prince charles and sardarji were having
Once prince charles and sardarji were having dinner prince said? pass the Wine u Divine?…
Sardar darvaze pe gun liye khara tha
Sardar darvaze pe GUN liye khara tha Wife: y r u standing here? Sardar: Sher…
Sardar i love u da ki matlb
Sardar: i love u da ki matlb ay? Girl. Main tm se payar krti hn….
Sardar mene kal easy load waly ko
sardar: Mene kal easy load waly ko bewakoof banaya! Boy: Woh kese? sardar: Hum ne…
Sardarni wo je raat fir bili
Sardarni: wo je raat fir Bili sara dudh pi gai. Sardar: kitni baar bola hai…
Aik srdar jb b kapre dhone lagta
aik srdar jb b kapre dhone lagta to barish hone lag jati,ek din taiz dhoop…
Y do sardarjee keeps an empty bottte
Y dO SArdArjeE kEepS aN eMptY bOttTe iN a FriDgE? ? ? ? ? aNy…
Dolhan sardar say aaj mojhay itna khush
dolhan sardar say…… aaj mojhay itna khush karo k main sari zindgi yaad rakhoon sardar…
Sardar bhai sahab 1 kala bulb dena
SARDAR: Bhai sahab 1 kala bulb dena..! Storekeeper: App kale bulb ka kia karoge..? SARDAR:…
Shortest joke of da year quot aik
Shortest joke of da year: " aik sardar tha or wo science daan tha"…!!;-)…
2 sardaron ko bomb miley 1st sardarchal
2 sardaron ko 2 bomb miley, 1st Sardar:chal police ko de k atey hain. 2…
1 sardar ki beti ko kisi ne
1 sardar ki beti ko kisi ne sms kia i love u sardar gusse me…
Sardar samosay khol ke andar ka masala
Sardar samosay khol ke andar ka masala kha rahey thay. aik admi ne pocha pura…
Ek admi ki ammi ke nic per
Ek admi ki ammi ke NIC per beva likh diya gaya, woh admi gusse mein…
A sardar was running with his pregnant
A sardar was running with his pregnant wife, who was about to deliver, when another…
Sardar g ap ko kabi kisi se
Sardar g ap ko kabi kisi se pyar hua? Han yar! Pr wo manti hi…
Sikh kal koi meri biwi k saath
Sikh: kal koi meri biwi k saath zabardasti kargya aur Rs 20000 v le gya…
Sardar bhagwaan ge kal mera priz
Sardar; Bhagwaan Ge Kal Mera Priz Bond Na Niklya Te Mian Tenu Toor Dena E….
Sardar mere bache hun ge to
Sardar: Mere bache hun ge to 1 ko karachi aur ko Lahore chor aaunga 2Admi:woh…
2 sardars sat in coffe shop sardarjalde
2 sardars sat in coffe shop. sardar:jalde pe yaar, coffe thande ho gaye gi 2nd:Q…
Sardar prito ek wari i love you
Sardar: Prito ‘Ek wari I LOVE YOU keh day’ Prito: ‘Nahi Sharam Andi Ey’ Sardar:…
Sardar to his friend yaar bari mushkil
sardar. to his friend: yaar bari mushkil main hoon mairi Bivi mujh say aik kiss…
Sardars leave application dear sir my
Sardar?s Leave application Dear Sir, My wife is ill. As there is no other Husband…
Eik ship doob rha tha angraiz ny
EIK ship doob rha tha angraiz ny poocha yahaan sy zameen kitni door hai Sardar…
2 sardaron ne samandar k kinare par
2 sardaron ne samandar k kinare par board dekha jis par likha tha: ‘DOOBTE KO…
Srdarmiss ap ne kal mujy cal kyun
Srdar:Miss ap ne kAL Mujy caL Kyun Ki tHi kYa KaM tHa MuJh Se? TecHeR:Mai…
Ek sardar ki chatri me hole tha
Ek sardar ki chatri me hole tha, kisine pucha,umbrella me hole kyu? Sardar bola,Oye barish…
Sardars poetry for her lover aam
Sardars Poetry For Her Lover Aam Ha K Aam Ka Achar Ha Kuch B Ha…
Sardarni main kapray nichor k thak gayi
Sardarni: main kapray nichor nichor k thak gayi, tum mujhe ek spinner hi dila d….
Sardar kafi deir se apna nikka nama
Sardar Kafi Deir Se Apna Nikka Nama Deikh Raha Tha, K Bevi Ne Tang Aa…
Admi yar ye aaho kon log boltay
Admi: Yar ye ‘Aaho’ kon Log boltay hain Sardar:Bhai ye Jo Paindu unparh jahil gawar…
A sardar sent rs100 unsigned cheque to
A sardar sent Rs.100 unsigned cheque to PM’s Flood Relief Fund n Wrote.. "Cheque is…
Salesman paa g cockroach k liey powder
‘Salesman: Paa g cockroach k liey powder le lo Sardar: Na g na, cockroach nu…
Sardar amrud bech rha tha
Sardar amrud bech rha tha.. . 1 admi aya or bola, Sardar g agr amrud…
Sardar jadon meri navi shadi hui menu
Sardar: Jadon meri navi navi shadi hui, menu meri biwi inni s0hni lagdi c k…
Sardar yaar aaj mujhay ajeeb msg aaya
Sardar: Yaar Aaj Mujhay Ajeeb Msg Aaya Aur Mera Mobile Off Hogaya. Dost: Aisa Konsa…
India me ek ajeeb o gareeb sms hai bolta
India me ek Ajeeb-o-Gareeb SMS hai, Bolta B hai Chalta B hai Khata B hai…
Sardars daughter abba kal hamare ghar se
Sardar’s daughter: ‘Abba! kal Hamare ghar se aik banda kam ho jaye ga.’ Next day…
Santa singh sent his bio data to
Santa Singh sent his bio data to America to apply for a post in Microsoft….
Sardarji fixed an answering machine at home
Sardarji fixed an answering machine at home. Two days later he disconnected it because he…
A sardar was driving car zigzag ampamp
A Sardar was driving car zigzag & rashly. Traffic cop caught him. Sardar: Sir I…
Race dekhtey huey sardar ney dosrey se
Race dekhtey huey sardar ney dosrey se pocha: Inam kis ko mile ga? 2nd: sab…
Sardar yar meri ankhein dhang se nhi
Sardar: Yar meri ankhein dhang se nhi khultein. Dost: Kisi din achanak apne ghar chala…
1 pattan cinema hall mein cold drink
1 Pattan cinema hall mein cold drink ki bottle ley k betha tha. kabhi 15…
Sardaryar mujhe 1 hathora or keel chahiye
Sardar:Yar mujhe 1 hathora or keel chahiye computer k lye. Sales man:Magar computer me inka…
Sardar eik sadhu se bola baba meri
Sardar eik sadhu se bola: Baba, meri biwi bohot pareshan karti hai, koi upay batao….
Sardar cheel ko english mai kya kehte
Sardar: Cheel ko english mai kya kehte hain ? Pathan: Eagle Sardar: Agar cheel beemar…
Teacher what is the difference between orange
Teacher: what is the difference between orange & apple? Sardar: the colour of orange is…
Sardar 1 black rang ka bulb de
Sardar: 1 black rang ka bulb de do. Shopkeepr: kya karna hai? Sardar: dopahar ko…
1 sardar kangal ho gya apni biwi
1 Sardar kangal ho gya Apni biwi se bola. Bachon ko un ki nani k…
Ek american ek sardar se kaha hamare
Ek american ek sardar se kaha hamare yahan saadi e-mail se bhi hoti hai isper…
Sardar cycle pe faqeer k pas se
sardar cycle pe faqeer k pas se guzra.. Faqeer ne kaha ALLAH k nam pe…
Ek sardar ko poori raat macharo ne
Ek sardar ko poori raat Macharo ne bohat pareshan kia. Uska dimag ghoom gaya ….
Asrdar yar aj mujy ajeeb msg aya
ASrdar: Yar aj mujy ajeeb msg aya or mera mobile off ho gya.. 2nd Srdar:…
Teacher tell me the names of 10
Teacher: ‘Tell Me The Names Of 10 Chemical Elements?’ Sardar Student: ‘Oxygen, Chlorine, Florine, Noreen,…
A bird was disturbing a sardar all
A bird was Disturbing a Sardar all the time. Finally the Sardar caught it and…
While walking in the highlands sardar fell
While walking in the highlands Sardar fell down a deep hole. Frnd: R u ok?…
Sardar ji aapko logo ne kyun mara
Sardar ji Aapko logo ne kyun mara ? Sardar ‘yaar Meri Photo Bas main Gir…
Sardar ki biwi main kapray nichor k
Sardar ki Biwi: ‘Main Kapray Nichor Nichor k thak Gai hun Tm mujhe ek Spinner…
Sardarji ghar mai mera he hukam chalta
SardarJi: Ghar mai Mera he Hukam chalta hai. Mai Kehta hon, Garam paani le aao,…
Sardarni kapre utar kr bister pe tange
Sardarni: kapre utar kr bister pe tange khol kr leti or kaha: Kuch samje ji..?…
Sardar what is the cost of hair
Sardar: What Is The Cost Of Hair Cut? Barber: Rs 20 Sardar: Then What Is…
Sardarkal main bath room vich gya te
sardar:kal main bath room vich gya te uthay saap betha c. sardarni hy raba fir…
Sardar apni bibi k sath taxi me
Sardar apni BIBI k sath TAXI me baitha. Driver ne aaina set kiya. Ye dekhte…
Sardar london mein double bus baitha
Sardar London Mein Double Bus Mein Baitha, Canductor Nay Upar Bhejh Diya. Wo Bhag Kar…
After finishing mbbs sardar starts his practise
After finishing MBBS. sardar starts his practise! He checked his 1ST patient’s Eyes Tongue and…