Category: Sardar SMS
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Sardar jee ne apne nawen jamme bachche
Sardar jee ne apne nawen jamme bachche nu pakdeya per usne Sardar te sussu karta….
Air hostess aap 1 gante me 4bar
Air Hostess: Aap 1 Gante Me 4bar Toilet Gaye! R U OK? Kya Aap Ko…
A sardar is sing patriotic song ampquotampquotey mere
A SARDAR IS SING A PATRIOTIC SONG-""EY MERE VATAN KE LOGON JARA AAINKH MEIN BHAR…
Sardar math vich fail q hoya son
Sardar: Math Vich fail Q hoya? Son: Kadi teacher kendi ay 4+4=8 Agle din kendi…
Sardar to nurse agar mery ghar
Sardar to Nurse: agar mery ghar beti ho to kehna Fail agar beta ho to…
Aik aadmi bakrian chura raha tha
Aik aadmi bakrian chura raha tha Sardar vey bakrian kithe le challa en? Admi inhen…
Sardar1 why are you running so fast
Sardar1: why are you running so fast? Sardar2: to deliver this letter urgently. Sardar1: where?…
A sardarji doctor falls in love with
A sardarji Doctor falls in Love with a Nurse.He writes a love letter to the…
Sardar intrview deny gaya bosselectric genrator kesy
Sardar intrview deny gaya Boss:Electric genrator kesy chalta ha Sardar:Turrrrrrrrrrrr.Boss:Ghussay say Stop it. Sardar:Turr.tur..Tur.Tusss
Teacher titanic kaise doba
Teacher : titanic kaise doba ?? . Sardar : DUBUK . DUBUK . BUDUK ….
Sardar jee ne apne nawen jamme bachche
Sardar jee ne apne nawen jamme bachche nu pakdeya per usne Sardar te sussu karta….
Interviewer whats d relation bw earth
Interviewer : Whats d relation bw Earth & Moon? Sardar : Brother & Sister Interviewer…
Sardar ja raha tha k achanak kutta
Sardar ja raha tha k achanak Kutta par gia Sardar ne jaldi se dhoti utar…
Why did sardar cut the sides of
Why did sardar cut the sides of medicine think think think tO avoid side effects…
Sardar comes back 2 his car amp
Sardar comes back 2 his car & find a note saying "Parking Fine" He Writes…
Ek sardar pak aya to lahore sy
Ek sardar pak aya to lahore sy karachi jati hoi train mai safr krty howy…
Sardar is climbing up the tree
Sardar is climbing up the tree. Monkey: drakht pe kyun aye ho? Sardar: apple khaney….
Teacher who is ur favorite writer
Teacher: Who is Ur Favorite Writer? . . . . . Sardar : Your Daughter!…
Judge3rd time u r coming to courtu
Judge:3rd Time U R Coming To Court,U Dnt Hav Shame? SANTA: You Are Coming Daily,U…
How do you know if a sardar g
How Do You Know If A Sardar-G Has Been Sending E-Mail … ? . ….
Rang de basanti movie dekh k santa
Rang De Basanti Movie Dekh K Santa Ko Bahut Gussa Aya Banta Asked Why Are…
Aik sardar ne aik bachy sy pucha
Aik Sardar ne aik bachy sy pucha k tm ko A,B,C Aaty hai tu bachy…
sardar ki biwi maikay ja rahi
*. .Sardar ki biwi Maikay Ja Rahi thi. Sardar packing krte Hue Sochta hy: ‘Kitni…
Sardarmei ne apni bv ko matric karwaya
sardar:Mei ne apni B.V ko Matric karwaya B.Com karwaya phir MSC karwaiab nokri dilwai,ab kia…
Har taraf bikhare hai teri yaad ke
har taraF bikhare hai teri Yaad ke hi niSHaaN meri har eik cheez mein hai…
A sardar invested 2 lakhs in a
A sardar invested 2 Lakhs in a business and Suffered huge Loss. Do u know…
Sardar dukhi tha kisi ne pocha
Sardar dukhi tha, kisi ne pocha Kun tension me ho? Sardar: Yar ek dost ko…
Do sardar ja rahah hote hain k
Do sardar ja rahah hote hain, k samne se eik pregnant auorat aa rahih hoti…
1dulha apne dost srdar se shadi k
1dulha apne dost srdar se shadi k din Yar koi ayc bat bta jo me…
Sardar 2 his son puttar ja 1
Sardar 2 his son: puttar ja 1 glas pani ly k aa. Son: Sorry aba…
Sardar english k paper main fail ho
Sardar english k paper main fail ho gaya, He did translation: 1.Main aam admi nahi…
1st sardar oye agar neend na aaey
1st sardar: oye agar neend na aaey to kia kia jaey? 2nd Sardar:Neend ka intizar…
Doctor sardar g aap k gurday
Doctor : Sardar G, Aap k Gurday fail hogaye hain! Sardar: Ha Ha Ha, What…
Sardar ne job k liye apply kiya
Sardar ne job k liye apply kiya, Jawab aya to khushi mein 1 Grand party…
Sardar 1 naye detergent se shirt dhoyi
SARDAR 1: Naye Detergent se shirt dhoyi to chhoti ho gayi? Ab kya karoon? SARDAR…
Sardar begam aj chiken bohat
Sardar : begam aj chiken bohat mazay ka paka hai , koi khaas masala lagaya…
In bio practical examiner tell me
In Bio practical: Examiner: Tell me the name of this bird by seeing it’s legs…
Once there was a meeting of all
Once there was a meeting of all the Sardar freedom fighters. They were planning for…
Sardar g suffering from constipation sitting on
Sardar g Suffering From Constipation, Sitting On ToiLet Seat: Oooonh, Oooooooooonh, Ooooh.. Nee Aja Kambakhat…
Ek kuttay ki dum katti hui thi
Ek kUtTaY Ki dUm kAtTi hUi tHi Ek sArdaAr Ne uSaY Rok kEr pOchA ….
Phansi se pehlay inspector ne sardar g
Phansi se pehlay inspector ne sardar g se poocha. Bata teri aakhri khwahish kya hai?…
Best funny qutetion written on a sardarz
Best funny Qutetion written on a Sardar’z shop: ‘Udhaar sirf 80 se 90 saal ki…
Ek sardar indian flag lene shop mein
Ek sardar Indian Flag lene shop mein gaya tha. Shopwale ne usse flag diya. Sardar…
Teacher batao k chooza anday se kese
Teacher: Batao k chooza anday se kese nikalta hai? Sardar: Miss, eh gal imoportant ni…..
Ek sardar ne ek garha khoda or
Ek sardar ne ek Garha khoda or usme ja k beth gaya? Dusre sardar ne…
Sardar k donon kaan jal gaye doctor
Sardar k donon kaan jal gaye, Doctor: Tumhary kaan kaise jal gaye? Sardar: Main Qameez…
Some1 wrote 2 sardarquotagr tum zaheen ho
Some1 wrote 2 sardar,"Agr tum zaheen ho to Rs100 bhejo. Hoshyar ho to 200. Agr…
1st sardaryaar tum nay apni biwi ko
1st sardar:yaar tum nay apni biwi ko talaq kyon di? 2nd sardar:yaar woh bari character…
Interviewer aap kisi larki me sab se
Interviewer: Aap Kisi Larki Me Sab Se Pehle Kia Dekhte Hain…?? . . . ….
Train mai ek husband apni wife say
Train mai ek husband apni wife say: ‘tujh say shadi kar k pachta raha hoon.’…
Sardar g yaar teri wife di maut da
Sardar G:-Yaar teri wife di maut da bara afsos hoya,vaise hoya ki si? Friend:-Goli lagi…
A sardar went 2 hotel ordered chiken
A Sardar went 2 hotel, ordered chiken, Waiter comes with the order, Surdar:Murgi di taang…
Principal during his speech meri dictionary
Principal during his speech: Meri dictionary mein ‘IMPOSSIBLE’ ka word nahi.. Sardar uth k bola:…
Wifeplease bike taze na chalao mujhey dar
Wife:Please bike taze na chalao mujhey dar lag raha hay. Sardar: Agar tujhy bhi dar…
Sardarwhy are all these people runningmanthis is
Sardar:Why are all these people running? Man:This is a race, the winner will get the…
Sardar raat mujhe ek aadmi ne
Sardar: Raat mujhe ek aadmi ne chaku dikhakar loot lya. Friend:Lekin tere pas to hamesha…
Sardar g is painting his living room
Sardar G Is Painting His Living Room In A Hot Day & Wearing Two Jackets….
Sardar bhai 1rup ka eazy load kar
Sardar: Bhai 1rup ka eazy load kar do Shopkeepr: Itna load karwa k call karni…
Judge tum 3rd tym adalat ma
Judge : Tum 3rd tym adalat ma aa rhey ho,tumhe shram nhi ati?Sardar : Oh…
Sardar tere result da ki banya ae
Sardar: Tere result da ki banya AE? Son: Headmster saab da puter fail AE.. Sardar:Te…
Pathan bhabi ka kya nam hai
Pathan: Bhabi ka kya nam hai? Sardar: Google!!! Pathan: Ye kesa nam hai??? Sardar: Sawal…
Kiss is not like nokiaconnecting people nikejust
Kiss is not like Nokia…Connecting People Kiss is not like Nike..Just Do It. Kiss is…
Sardr pathan se ajp ki kitni biwian
Sardr Pathan se: Ajp ki kitni biwian hain? Pathan: 6 Sardar: acha acha Sunday off…
Sardar apna radio theek karwanay shop pe
Sardar Apna Radio Theek Karwanay Shop Pe Gaya. Dukandar: Radio To Theek Hai Bas Mousam…
Sardar cigarette hai dokanwala we dont sell
Sardar: cigarette hai? Dokanwala: we don�t sell cigs. Next day, S: cig hai? D: kal…
Sardr to doctor tuanu taankay lanay aanday
SARDÃ¥R to DOCTOR: Tuanu Taankay Lanay Aanday Ne-? Doctor: Haan ji, Dasso Kithay Lanay Ne??…
Sardarni paan shop par gaee aor
SARDARNI PAAN SHOP PAR GAEE aor sardar shop keeper se boli: vay sardar, AY LE…
Sardar in coffee shop with wife
Sardar in Coffee shop with wife, Sardar:Jldi Pi, Coffee thandi ho Jay gi. Wife:Fer ki…
Teacher ek aisa sentense batao jis
TEACHER : Ek Aisa Sentense Batao Jis Mein URDU , HINDI , PUNJABI Aur ENGLISH…
Pathan aik uunchi pahari per char ker
Pathan aik uunchi pahari per char ker betha kitab parh raha tha : . ….
Sardar aaj gher jatay hi mein apni
Sardar: Aaj gher jatay hi mein apni biwi ki pant utaar donga. Friend: Sardar ji…
Sheikh to sardar ye bakra kion zibah
sheikh to sardar: ye bakra kion zibah kar rahay ho? sardar: yar meri murghy gum…
Sardar to wife gulabo yeh chaddi kis
Sardar to wife gulabo yeh CHADDI kis ki sokhney dali ha wife. mere behan ki…
Sardarne ak khob sorat larki ko parpoz
Sardar:Ne Ak Khob Sorat Larki Ko Parpoz Kiya- ‘Aap Mujh S Shadi Karo Gi?’ Larki…
A sardar ji pulled out 6 people
A sardar ji pulled out 6 people form a burning house …. still he was…
1 sardar rail ki patri par so
1 sardar Rail ki patri par so raha tha, ADMI : utho kya kar rahy…
Judge said to sardar tum per cycle
Judge said to Sardar: Tum per cycle chori ka ilzaam sabit nahin hua lihaza tum…
Ek admi ne dukandar ko bola
Ek admi ne dukandar ko bola! Ke yahaa kotte ke khane ka khek mile ga!…
2 sardars looking at egyptian mummysardar1look so
2 Sardars looking at Egyptian mummy.Sardar1:Look so many bandages, pakka truck accident case. Sardar2: Aaho,…
Larki pan ki dukan par gai aur
Larki Pan ki dukan par gai aur Sardar shop keeper se boli: Vay Sardara, Aey…
Sardar wo ladki deaf lagti hai main
Sardar: Wo ladki deaf lagti hai. Main kuch kehta hoon, woh kuch aur hi bolti…
Ustaad sardar se bitao pine apple
Ustaad sardar se ; bitao pine apple aur coconut ke tree mein kia farak hai,…
In an interview interviewer how does electric
In an interview, interviewer: How does an electric motor run? SARDAR: dhuurrrrrrrrr Interviewr shouts: stop…
1 sardar jungle se guzae raha tha
1 sardar jungle se guzae raha tha. us ne dekha ke aik saanp darakht se…
Captain of military naujawano aage barho sardar
Captain of Military: Naujawano aage barho. Sardar aage nahi barha. Captain: Tum aage kyun nahi…
Sardar oye kya kar rahe ho
Sardar: Oye Kya Kar Rahe Ho?? : Pathan: Iss Baby Ki Aawaz Record Kar Raha…
Sardar 1 ghar k neechay khara su su
Sardar 1 ghar k neechay khara ‘su-su’ kar raha tha, ooper say 1 Lady boli,;…
A sardar was playing chess with his
A Sardar was playing chess with his donkey: Friend: Aray Waah! Tera Gadha to bohat…