Category: Sardar SMS
Free Sardar SMS Jokes collection in Hindi, Urdu & English
Ek sardar blood k bare mein book
Ek sardar BLOOD K bare mein book padh raha tha. Wife ne poocha aaj ye…
Ek sardar ki chatri me hole tha
Ek sardar ki chatri me hole tha, kisine pucha,umbrella me hole kyu? Sardar bola,Oye barish…
Sardar i havnt slept all nite in
Sardar: I hav’nt slept all nite in the train. Friend: Y? Sardar: Got upper berth….
3 srdar raste se ja rhe the
3 srdar raste se ja rhe the 3no ne ek murga dekha 1 srdar ye…
Sardar g hath mein cycle pakray huwy
Sardar G hath mein cycle pakray huwy bhag rha tha kisi ne aaawaz di: sardar…
Srdar di wife raat kafi ho gai
Srdar di wife: Raat kafi ho gai hai pr srdar ji nhi aye, zror kisi…
1 sardar rail ki patri per sogaya
1 sardar rail ki patri per sogaya. 1 admi ne kaha kia ker raho ho?…
A sardar wife were walking outside
A Sardar & A Wife Were Walking Outside When The Wife Said, “Oh Look At…
Sardar amrud bech rha tha 1
Sardar amrud bech rha tha.. . 1 admi aya or bola, Sardar g agr amrud…
Sardar writing a letter my sister
Sardar writing a letter: My sister had a baby this morning.. I havn’t heard that…
Sardar1 i am going ka kya
Sardar1 : ‘I am going’ Ka Kya matlab hota hai? Sardar2: Main Ja raha hun…..
Sardar ka interview tha sawal aaya
Sardar ka interview tha sawal aaya English mein translate karo ?Mein job k liye bahot…
Once a sardar brought banaspati teen
Once a sardar brought a banaspati teen & say to shopkeeper where is my gift…
Sardar ki ma death ho gaiek sal
Sardar ki ma ki death ho gai, ek sal bad sardar ka bap america sa…
This case happened in a hospitals intensive
This case happened in a hospital’s intensive care ward where patients always died in the…
Sardarji was standing in front of the
Sardarji was standing in front of the mirror with his eyes closed. His wife asked…
Sardar traveling 1st time in plane 2
Sardar Traveling 1st time in plane 2 mumbai. While landing, he shout ‘BOMBAY,BOMBAY’ Airhostes said…
India mein sardar k janazey py sardarni
India mein Sardar k janazey py sardarni rotay huvy: . . . . . Ve…
Sardar ek baraf ka tukra utha ker
Sardar Ek Baraf Ka Tukra Utha Ker Usey Ghour Se Dekh Raha Tha… Admi:- Kya…
Man 2 sardar jee yaar kal main
Man 2 Sardar Jee: Yaar kal main tenu kini war phone kita par tu nahi…
Sardar made a call to airport asked
Sardar made a call to airport. Asked, ‘How long is the journey from Punjab to…
All scientists fail to answer this
All Scientists Fail to Answer this But Sardar GRocks…, Q:Which Liquid Thing Turns Solid on…
Aik sardar dosry say abay tere ko
Aik sardar dosry say abay tere ko pata hai "BHARAT" or "HINDUSTAN" main jung chir…
Srdar in a cofee house wid wifesrdarjaldi
Srdar in a Cofee House wid wifeSrdar:Jaldi Pi, Cofee thandi ho Jaegiwife: fer ki hoga?Srdar:…
Sardar shirt k liye badhiya kapda dikhana
Sardar: Shirt K Liye Badhiya Kapda Dikhana? SalesMan: PLAIN Me Dikhau? Sardar: Hawai Jahaaz Tak…
A parrot shits on a sardar sardar
A parrot shits on a sardar Sardar shouts angrily: CHADI nai pehenta kiya" Da parrot…
A sardar prays daily for 2 hours
A sardar prays daily for 2 hours, ‘He Vahe Guru meri lottery lagade.’ After 11…
Sardar yar mere bal boht gir rahe
Sardar: yar mere bal boht gir rahe hain Frnd: wo kyun? Sardar: fikr se? Frnd:…
Sarar light nai to kambakhat fan chala
Sarar: Light nai to kambakhat fan to chala do, Sardani: aakhir sardar he to hai…
Nurse 2 sardarsardar g apka heart fail
Nurse 2 sardar.Sardar g apka heart fail hua he. Sardar:hahahaha WHAT A JOKE mera heart…
Sardar building se gira doctor said he
Sardar Building Se Gira… Doctor Said: He is Dead. Sardar Suddenly Wake Up & Said:…
A sardar died and went to heaven
A Sardar died and went to heaven. When he got to the pearly gate Saint…
Race dakhty howy ik sardar nay dosary
Race Dakhty howy ik Sardar nay Dosary say pocha Inaam kis ko mily Ga? 2nd:…
Sardar saw a very high ufone tower
Sardar saw a very high Ufone tower & Red light glowing on the top. Seeing…
1 sardar english k paper main is
1 sardar english k paper main is liya fail hua q k us ny english…
Eik sardar ne najomi se pocha kya
Eik Sardar ne Najomi se pocha: “kya main agly janam mn Gadha ban sakta hoon?…
1st sardarim so kanjoosi want 2 go
1st sardar:im so kanjoos.I want 2 go 4 honeymoon alone& save my half money, 2nd…
1 sardar apni maa ki qameez aur
1 sardar Apni maa ki Qameez aur Baap ki Shalwar pehen k bazar mein ghoom…
Chota sardarmummy kal raat kophir maine bathroom
Chota sardar:mummy kal raat ko,phir maine bathroom ka darvaja khola to light apne aap jal…
Sardarji went to party and introduced his
Sardarji went to party and introduced his family to his friends. I am Sardar and…
Mansardaar g apki behan gum ho gai
Man:SardaAR G Apki bEhAn gUm hO Gai hAi. . . ChLain uSay dHonday. Sardar: cHor…
Once a sardar bought banaspatee teen and
once a sardar bought a banaspatee teen and say to the shopkeeper where is my…
Dost sardar se yaar aaj tumhare mobile
Dost SARDAR Se: Yaar Aaj Tumhare Mobile Par Bohat Call Aa Rahi Hain? SARDAR: Fakhar…
Sardar darakht k opar ulta latka hoa
Sardar: Darakht k opar ulta latka hoa tha. Sardarni: Tu darakht par ulta kyun latka…
1st sardar o yara bike q tez
1st sardar, O yara bike q tez kar di? 2nd sardar, break fail ho gayi…
Sardar ki maa usay kehti haiapne sasural
Sardar ki maa usay kehti hai:apne sasural me har bat ‘BARHA CHARHA’ ke karna taa’…
Teacher ap ki madri zuban kon
Teacher : AP ki madri zuban kon si hai ? SARDAR : Koi nahi ….
Sardarji gets married his friend give him
Sardarji gets married. his friend give him a gun for his prsent and says ‘if…
Ek sardar ne khubsurat ladki ko dekh
Ek Sardar Ne Khubsurat Ladki Ko Dekh Kar Kaha Sardar: Aap Kahan Rehti Hain Ladki:…
A sweet girl goes to sardars shop
A sweet girl goes to Sardar’s shop and said: Mujhe underwear dikhao. Sardar sharmate hue:…
Aik fauji afsar sardar sey agar maidan
aik fauji afsar sardar sey agar maidan mein tumharey pass gholiyan khatam ho jayein to…
Sardar english k paper me fail ho
Sardar english k paper me fail ho gaya…!;-( Due to following translations..? 1.Main aam aadmi…
1st sardar to 2nd main apna purse
1st Sardar to 2nd: Main apna purse ghar bhool aaya, mainu 1000 Rs chahide si….
1 sardar maleria se kanp raha thadoctor
1 sardar maleria se kanp raha tha.Doctor aya or pocha kya howa h?us k bete…
In examination hall girl sardar g m
(In examination hall) Girl: sardar g m tuadi naqal mar lwan. Sardar: aho g tusi…
Sardar saw a very high ufone tower
Sardar saw a very high Ufone tower & Red light glowing on the top. Seeing…
Sardar larki ko chertay hoay hor soniye
Sardar (larki ko chertay hoay) Hor soniye ki haal ey.? Larki(ghuse sy) Jo teri behan…
1 sardar ne jaltee huwi building
1 sardar ne 1 Jaltee huwi Building se 6 logon ko nikala! Phir b usay…
Sardar doctor sab machar k katny se
Sardar: Doctor sab machar k katny se maleriya hi Q hota hai? Bawaseer Q nai…
Sardar went to party and introduced his
Sardar went to Party and Introduced his Family to his Friend. I m Sardar and…
Son to sardar quotpapa 55 kitnay
Son to Sardar: "papa 5+5 kitnay hotay hain?" . SARDAR: "ullu de pathay, nalaiq, ediot,…
Sardar beta ye kaisi machis lay kar
SARDAR:: Beta ye kaisi machis lay kar aaye ho ek bhi nahi jal rahi.? SON…
Sardarshirt ke liye kapra dekhana salesmanplain
Sardar:Shirt Ke Liye Kapra Dekhana SalesMan:PLAIN Main Dikhaon? Sardaar:Hawaai Jahaaz Tak Jaane Ki Kya Zarurat…
A beautiful lady was kissing a lion
A beautiful lady was kissing a lion inside a cage in circus.. Ring master asked:…
Sardar got into a bus on 1st
Sardar got into a bus on 1st April when conductor asked for ticket. He gave…
Sardar to girlfriend darling main tum se
Sardar to Girlfriend= Darling main tum se shaadi nahi karsakta gharwale mana karrahe hai. Girlfriend=…
Once a sardar was looking at wanted
Once a sardar was looking at a WANTED poster & was wondering Saala wanted tha…
Sardar darwaze pe bandook liye khara
Sardar Darwaze pe bandook liye khara tha.. Wife: Yahan kyun kharay ho?? Sardar: Shair k…
Admi sardar g aap yahan baithey hai
Admi: Sardar G! Aap Yahan Baithey hai Aap k Dost ki Death ho gai hai.Aap…
She is kidding sardar translated dis
“She is kidding.” sardar translated dis into urdu. “Woh bachey dey rahi hai.”…
At the colege sardar watchd d notice
At The Colege Sardar Watchd D Notice Board It Reads: Invites Sugestions 4 D Modification…
You are not responsible for what people
You are not responsible for what people think about you, but you are responsible for…
Sardar take a pressur cooker next day
Sardar take a Pressur cooker, next day he return the cooker.shop keeper y r u…
In exam 2 sardar brothrs appeared 1
In exam 2 Sardar Brothrs appeared 1 writes father’s name- Daljit Singh 2 writes- Manjit…
Yoon khaali palkein jhuka dene se neend
Yoon Khaali Palkei’n Jhuka Dene Se Neend Nahi Aati Sotey Wohi Log Hyb Jin k…
In a practical exam examiner showed legs
In a practical Exam Examiner showed legs of bird n said:Tell the bird’s name Sardar:I…
Dukndar srdar se tum hr roz mobile
Dukndar srdar Se: Tum hr Roz Mobile Ka nia Battry q Lete Ho? Srdar:yara!Hr Roz…
Sardar g ko invitation mila k aap
Sardar g ko invitation mila k aap ne party mein red tie pehan k ana…
Wife to sardar stop looking at girls
Wife to Sardar: Stop looking at girls you are married now. Sadar: U mean if…
Sardar dining table said 2 his
Sardar @ dining table said 2 his son:Beta gosht khaya karo is se lulli bari…
Sardar gose to the library and asks
SARDAR gose to the library and asks for a book ‘Psycho the rapist’ LIBRARIAN: Searches…
Chota sardaramma raat main bathroom da darwaza
Chota sardar:‘amma, raat main Bathroom Da darwaza kholiya te light aapi jal gae’,,,,,AMMA,‘O haraam diya,tu…
Sardar oye mobile bill kitna hay callcentre
Sardar: oye mobile bill kitna hay? Callcentre: sir just dial 123 to know ur current…
Sardar doctor help me mein jab baat
Sardar: Doctor help me, mein jab baat karta huun to muje sirf awaaz sunaideti hai,…
Sardar ghar ka saara keemti samaan chhupa
Sardar: Ghar ka saara keemti samaan chhupa ke rakh do, mere dost aa rahe hain….
Sardar servis shoes ki dukan py geya
Sardar servis shoes ki dukan py geya or bht dharalley se bola:Bari gurantee dandy oo=jutti…
Ek sardar bench par leta howa tha
Ek Sardar Bench par Leta howa tha, Wahan se ek Angrez guzra aur Sardar se…