Category: Sardar SMS
Free Sardar SMS Jokes collection in Hindi, Urdu & English
Sardar apni balcony main shirt utar ker
Sardar apni balcony main shirt utar ker betha tha, Dost kehta hai yaar kya chest…
Sardar apna mobile samundar ke pani me
sardar apna mobile samundar ke pani me phekakar bolta hai, ?Aja, upar aja?. His friend…
Sardar hakeem se mjhy bimari hy
Sardar Hakeem Se Mjhy Bimari Hy Khany K Bad Bhook Nhi Lgti Sonay K Bad…
1 truck dusray ko rassi se bandh
1 truck dusray truck ko Rassi se bandh kr leja rha tha. Ye dekh kr…
Sardar tum ne muje dhoka dya hai
SARDAR: tum ne muje dhoka dya hai! DUKANDAR: Nai mene apko asli radio dya hai!…
Sardar ki wifehamari beti jawan ho gai
Sardar ki wife:Hamari beti jawan ho gai hai tum jao aur 26 sal ka larka…
Ardars wish when i die want
?ardars Wish When I Die, I Want To Die Like My Grandpa Who Died Peacefully…
Sardar ny bank sy loan le kar
Sardar ny Bank sy Loan le kar Car li, Magar Loan wapis na kar Saka,…
Sardar my name has been published in
Sardar: my name has been published in a book. man:that is wonderful,in which book? Sardar:…
Aik sardar chalty train par chur gia
aik sardar chalty train par chur gia logo nay bohat tareef ke sardar g kiya…
Darya k tufan mein sahil sey mauj
Darya K Tufan Mein Sahil Sey Mauj Nikalti Hai Aur Sardar Jab Jhoorda Kholein To…
Wife 2 sardar oo ji car ki
Wife 2 sardar: oo ji car ki speed itni kyun barha di? Sardar bola: oo…
1 sardar ne aag bhujane k leyea
1 SARDAR NE AAG BHUJANE K LEYEA PHOONK MARI TU OSKE PEECHAY SE HAWA NIKLE…
A sardar saw a beautiful girlhe went
A Sardar saw a Beautiful Girl,he went and kissed her. Girl : “STUPID what r…
Sardar k 3 betay thy or un
Sardar k 3 Betay thy or un k rishton ki bat chal rhi thi… Sardar…
Teacher taj mahal kisne banaya tha
Teacher TAJ MAHAL Kisne Banaya Tha? Sardar:- Ji, KARIGAR Ne. Teacher:- Mera Matlab Hai Banvaya…
In a practical exam examiner showed legs
In a practical Exam Examiner showed legs of bird n said:Tell the bird’s name Sardar:I…
Sardar apni shadi pe udaas tha kisi
Sardar Apni Shadi Pe Udaas Tha Sardar Apni Shadi Pe Udaas Tha Kisi Ne Pocha…
Sardar yaar kal raat 3 ghante 1
Sardar: Yaar kal raat 3 ghante 1 ENGLISH FILM dekhi., Na Koi Seen tha, Na…
Ek sardar apni unparh maa se
Ek sardar apni unparh maa se “Maa mein sunday ko pakistan aa raha hon” Maa:…
Sardar sent a sms to his pregnant
Sardar sent a SMS to his pregnant wife. Two seconds later a report came to…
1 shararti bachay ne sardar se rs45
1 SHARARTI BACHAY NE SARDAR SE Rs45 KI CHEEZ KHARIDI AUR OSAY Rs5 Ka NOTE…
Ek larki sardar se takrai aur boli
Ek lArKi saRdAr sE tAkRaI aUr bOli: I aM sOrrY. SarDar: I aM diLgEeT sInGh…
A lady was kissing a lion inside
A lady was kissing a lion inside a cage in circus.. Ring master asked can…
After reading the form filled by an
After Reading The Form Filled By An Sardar Applicand.. The Employer Said: ?We Do Have…
Aik sardar europe gia wahan us ko
Aik sardar Europe gia wahan us ko police ne roka aur investigation start kar di…..
1 sardar khali plate ma roti dubo
1 sardar khali plate ma roti dubo ker kha raha tha …. kisi na pocha…
Sardaryar aaj mujay ajeeb sms aaya or
SARDAR:YAR AAJ MUJAY AJEEB SMS AAYA OR MERA MOBILE OFF HO GAYA, 2nd Sardar:aisa konsa…
1 admi khara apne kaam ko chabi
1 admi khara apne kaam ko chabi se zor se khuja raha tha, Sardar ne…
1 sardar ne mobile k sath ek
1 sardar ne mobile k sath ek kenchi b le li. Kisi ne pocha ‘sardar…
A man asks sardar why are you
A man asks sardar why are you removing a wheel from your auto. sardar :…
Ek sardar sher khuda ki rahmat
EK sArdAr ShEr..! Khuda ki rahmat se kuch gadhe farar huye Khuda ki rahmat se…
Sardar oye kya kar rahe ho
Sardar: Oye Kya Kar Rahe Ho?? : Pathan: Iss Baby Ki Aawaz Record Kar Raha…
Q what do you call a man
Q: What do you call a man who can’t hear anything? Sardar: Anything you want…
Wife darling aaj kuch aisa karo ke
Wife: Darling, aaj kuch aisa karo ke mere paseenay nikal jaayen! Sardar uthta hai aur…
Sardars intrview 4 new job interviewer
Sardar’s Intrview 4 New Job Interviewer: Wht Did U Do B4 ? Sardar: I Was…
Sardar ka pait kharab ho gya
sardar ka pait kharab ho gya doctor k pas gya logoon ki majoodgi me kuch…
Ek sardar ki chatri main sorakh tha
Ek sardar ki chatri main sorakh tha, kisi ne pucha, umbrella me hole kyun? Sardar…
Sardar ne maachis ki tilli jalaai nahi
Sardar Ne Maachis Ki Tilli Jalaai, Nahi Jali, Dusri Jalaai, Nahi Jali, Teesri Jalaai, Jal…
Sardar was riding on a horse
Sardar was riding on a horse. He breaks the red signal & a cop whistles….
Boss ek accha mirror leke avao jisme muje
Boss-Ek Accha Mirror Leke Avao Jisme Muje Mera Chehra Dikaye De Sardar-Boss Mai Sab Dukan…
Aik admi ko jin chimadh gya sardar
AIK ADMI KO JIN CHIMADH GYA AIK SARDAR NE DAWA KIYA KE MAIN JIN NAKAL…
Sardar was writing something very slowly
Sardar was writing something very slowly. Friend asked: " Why r u writing so slowly?…
3 sardar nashy ki halt me rakshy
3 sardar nashy ki halt me rakshy waly sy ek jaga jana hy raksha wala…
4 guys 1 from harvard 2 oxford
4 Guys 1 From HARVARD 2 From OXFORD 3 TEXAS & Sardar From PUNJAB UNIVERSITY,…
Sardar k betay ki barat thi sardar
SARDAR K betay ki Barat thi Sardar 250 afrad le k pohncha, Larki ka Baap:…
2 sardar 1staaj mairi salgira hai dil
2 Sardar 1st:aaj mairi salgira hai Dil chahta hai naha loon.2nd: pichly saal b to…
School mein master ji nay chotay sardar
School mein Master ji nay chotay Sardar se Pocha? "Jis mein koi kami nahi hoti…
1 sardar ji cup main chamach hilaty
1 sardar ji cup main chamach hilaty, chaey ki chuski lety, bura sa munh bnaty,…
Teen sardar party menanay k liyegaeaur bad
teen Sardar party menanay k liye…gae…..aur bad mein yad aya k pepsi lana bhol gaye…ab…
Sardar to his son beta tu sher
Sardar to his son: Beta tu SHER da putar hai aur wo sher main hon….
Ardar writes 2 ill gates abt pc
?ardar writes 2 ?ill gates abt PC and windows problems: 1.My child learned MS WORD…
1 sardar yar jab main chota tha
1 Sardar: Yar jab main chota tha tab main 5 Mannzlia Building se gira tha….
Ek sardar k sar me chot lag
Ek sardar K Sar Me Chot Lag Gae. Nurse:Is me 7 Tankey Lagen ge. sardar:Kitna…
Sardarwhat is the name of ur car
Sardar:what is the name of ur car? lady:I forgot the name but it start from…
Wife sardarji aaj kuch aisa karo kay
Wife: sardarji aaj kuch aisa karo kay meray se chala na jaye " sardar gets…
A lady calls a sardar for repairing
A Lady calls a sardar for repairing door bell Sardar didn’t come for four days….
Sardar ka padosi mar gaya wo
Sardar ka Padosi Mar Gaya: Wo Uske Ghar Gaya or Pucha: Body Aa Gai Kya?…
Ek sardar train main safar ker reha
ek sardar train main safar ker reha tha,,,sardar ne kuch ziada he kha liya k…
One day sardar happened to see a
One day Sardar happened to see a marathon race. "What the guys are doing" asked…
Sardar travelling in train tc ticket
Sardar travelling in Train… TC: Ticket dikhao… Sardar: Yeh lo… TC: Yeh to purani hai…!…
4 students 1 from harvard oxford texas
4 Students 1 From HARVARD 1 From OXFORD 1 TEXAS & Sardar G From dehli…
Sardars wife to sardar trouser utaaro t shirt
Sardar’s Wife To Sardar: Trouser Utaaro…. T-Shirt bhi Utaaro…. Aur Underware Bhi Utaaro…. Aur Khabardar…
Race dekhte howe sardar ne dosre se
‘Race dekhte howe sardar ne dosre se pocha: Inaam kis ko milega.? 2nd: Sub se…
Sardar goes to buy an underwear on
Sardar goes to buy an underwear. On choosing one he asks: How much for this?…
Sardar office ja rha tha biwi
SARDAR: Office Ja Rha Tha. Biwi Pyar Se Boli: ‘See U In The Evening.’ SARDAR…
Salesman paaji cockroach ka powder lo gey
SALESMAN; Paaji, Cockroach ka powder lo gey kya? SARDAR; Nahi Hum cockroch k itnay laad…
Sardar school ma hans raha tha 1
Sardar School Ma Hans Raha Tha 1 Larka Bola Chup Kar Jao. Sardar:Q, tM koN…
Sardar attended bio practical exam examiner
Sardar attended bio practical exam Examiner: Tell the bird name by seeing leg Sardar: I…
Sardarni to sardarpublic ny apko kyu mara
Sardarni to sardar:public ny apko kyu mara? Sardar:darling.. Jeweller ki dukan the,meiny sales girl ko…
A man asked sardarji why manmohan singh
A man asked sardarji, why Manmohan singh goes walking at evening not in the morning….
Sardar went to see a gal for
Sardar went to see a gal for marriage. Their families decided to leave them for…
Sardar apni sister k ghar ja raha
Sardar Apni Sister k Ghar Ja Raha Tha, Maa Ne Kaha K Beta Khali Hath…
Srdar to police muje fone pe
Srdar to police: Muje Fone pe Qatal ki dhamkian mil rhi hain. Police: kon hy…
2 sardars were fighting after exam sir
2 sardars were fighting after exam. Sir: Y r u fighting? 1 Sardar: This fool…
What does sardarji do after taking photocopies
What does Sardarji do after taking photocopies? He compares it with the original for spelling…
Sardars daughter abba kal apne ghar se
Sardar’s daughter: abba kal apne ghar se aik banda kam ho jaye ga. Next day…
1 din daku sardar k ghar mein
1 din 1 daku 1 sardar k ghar mein ghuss gaya or bula SONA kahan…
Ek sardar ji ka electric engineer ki
Ek sardar ji ka Electric Engineer ki post k liye interview tha. Interviewer: Electric motor…
Sardar mai ne apni biwi ko matric
Sardar: mai ne apni biwi ko matric kerwaya inter kerwya, M.sc kerwaya phir P.H.D kerwaya….
Teacher to sardar btao pineapple aur
Teacher To Sardar: Btao Pineapple Aur Coconut K Tree Me Kia Similarty Hy…? Sardar Kafi…
Sardar running after a bus catches it
Sardar running after a bus, catches it & asks driver: ye bus teri maa lagti…
Sardar beta ye kaisi machis lay kar
SARDAR:: Beta ye kaisi machis lay kar aaye ho ek bhi nahi jal rahi SON…
Achievers never expose themselves but their achievements
Achievers never expose themselves but their achievements expose them, so lets us work hard to…
Sardars 60th bday guest why this
Sardar’s 60th B’day Guest: Why This Bulb In Place Of Candles? Sardar : Its Dificult…
Sardar muje email bnana hy sardar
Sardar- Muje e.mail bnana hy Sardar Sardarg Sardar123 Sardarabc Koe b nhe mil rha Major…
1 sardar interview k liya gaya
1 Sardar Interview K Liya Gaya, Officer: ‘Tum Kitne Bhai Behen Ho? Sardar : 9…
There was sardar s dj party in
There was sardar ?s DJ Party in a party- plot, DJ asked:?kab tak bajau?? Party…