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Woman2woman Quotes SMS
Ive been on a constant diet for
I’ve been on a constant diet for the last two decades. I’ve lost a total…
Three wise men are you serious
Three wise men – are you serious? ~Author UnknownWRM
You have to the kind of body
You have to have the kind of body that doesn’t need a girdle in order…
If i had been around when rubens
If I had been around when Rubens was painting, I would have been revered as…
I am woman invincible pooped author unknown
I am woman! I am invincible! I am pooped! ~Author Unknown
Behind every successful woman is a substantial
Behind every successful woman… is a substantial amount of coffee. ~Stephanie PiroWL
A lot of guys think the larger
A lot of guys think the larger a woman’s breasts are, the less intelligent she…
Men get laid but women screwed quentin
Men get laid, but women get screwed. ~Quentin Crisp
You can take no credit for beauty
You can take no credit for beauty at sixteen. But if you are beautiful at…
Where do you go to get anorexia
Where do you go to get anorexia? ~Shelley WintersETW
I prefer the word homemaker because housewife
I prefer the word homemaker, because housewife always implies that there may be a wife…
Boys will be boys and so a
Boys will be boys, and so will a lot of middle-aged men. ~Frank McKinney "Kin"…
I refuse to think of them as
I refuse to think of them as chin hairs. I think of them as stray…
Dont accept rides from strange men
Don’t accept rides from strange men – and remember that all men are as strange…
I would like it if men had
I would like it if men had to partake in the same hormonal cycles to…
Inside some of us is a thin
Inside some of us is a thin person struggling to get out, but they can…
The chief excitement in a womans life
The chief excitement in a woman’s life is spotting women who are fatter than she…
Women deserve to have more than twelve
Women deserve to have more than twelve years between the ages of twenty-eight and forty. …
Sometimes i laugh so hard the tears
Sometimes I laugh so hard the tears run down my leg. ~Author Unknown
Not tonight honey wait til im a
Not tonight honey, wait ’til I’m a size 6. ~Susan Reinhardt, title of book
The average woman would rather have beauty
The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see…
Having a bottom is living with the
Having a bottom is living with the enemy. Not only do they spend their lives…
Who ever thought up the word 34mammogram34
Who ever thought up the word "Mammogram?" Every time I hear it, I think I’m…
Dont cook clean no man will ever
Don’t cook. Don’t clean. No man will ever make love to a woman because she…
A woman needs a man like fish
A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle. ~Irina Dunn, 1970, commonly…
A period is just the beginning of
A period is just the beginning of a lifelong sentence. ~Cathy CrimminsWL
The only way to lose weight is
The only way to lose weight is to check it as airline baggage. ~Peggy RyanWL
No one will ever win the battle
No one will ever win the battle of the sexes; there’s too much fraternizing with…
The only time a woman really succeeds
The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he is…
I try to take one day at
I try to take one day at a time, but sometimes several days attack me…
Anybody who believes that the way to
Anybody who believes that the way to a man’s heart is through his stomach flunked…