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Ive been on a constant diet for

I’ve been on a constant diet for the last two decades.  I’ve lost a total…

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Three wise men are you serious

Three wise men – are you serious?  ~Author UnknownWRM

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You have to the kind of body

You have to have the kind of body that doesn’t need a girdle in order…

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If i had been around when rubens

If I had been around when Rubens was painting, I would have been revered as…

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I am woman invincible pooped author unknown

I am woman!  I am invincible!  I am pooped!  ~Author Unknown

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Behind every successful woman is a substantial

Behind every successful woman… is a substantial amount of coffee.  ~Stephanie PiroWL

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A lot of guys think the larger

A lot of guys think the larger a woman’s breasts are, the less intelligent she…

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Men get laid but women screwed quentin

Men get laid, but women get screwed.  ~Quentin Crisp

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You can take no credit for beauty

You can take no credit for beauty at sixteen.  But if you are beautiful at…

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Where do you go to get anorexia

Where do you go to get anorexia?  ~Shelley WintersETW

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I prefer the word homemaker because housewife

I prefer the word homemaker, because housewife always implies that there may be a wife…

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Boys will be boys and so a

Boys will be boys, and so will a lot of middle-aged men.  ~Frank McKinney "Kin"…

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I refuse to think of them as

I refuse to think of them as chin hairs.  I think of them as stray…

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Dont accept rides from strange men

Don’t accept rides from strange men – and remember that all men are as strange…

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I would like it if men had

I would like it if men had to partake in the same hormonal cycles to…

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Inside some of us is a thin

Inside some of us is a thin person struggling to get out, but they can…

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The chief excitement in a womans life

The chief excitement in a woman’s life is spotting women who are fatter than she…

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Women deserve to have more than twelve

Women deserve to have more than twelve years between the ages of twenty-eight and forty. …

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Sometimes i laugh so hard the tears

Sometimes I laugh so hard the tears run down my leg.  ~Author Unknown

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Not tonight honey wait til im a

Not tonight honey, wait ’til I’m a size 6.  ~Susan Reinhardt, title of book

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The average woman would rather have beauty

The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see…

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Having a bottom is living with the

Having a bottom is living with the enemy.  Not only do they spend their lives…

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Who ever thought up the word 34mammogram34

Who ever thought up the word "Mammogram?"  Every time I hear it, I think I’m…

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Dont cook clean no man will ever

Don’t cook.  Don’t clean.  No man will ever make love to a woman because she…

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A woman needs a man like fish

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle.  ~Irina Dunn, 1970, commonly…

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A period is just the beginning of

A period is just the beginning of a lifelong sentence.  ~Cathy CrimminsWL

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The only way to lose weight is

The only way to lose weight is to check it as airline baggage.  ~Peggy RyanWL

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No one will ever win the battle

No one will ever win the battle of the sexes; there’s too much fraternizing with…

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The only time a woman really succeeds

The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he is…

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I try to take one day at

I try to take one day at a time, but sometimes several days attack me…

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Anybody who believes that the way to

Anybody who believes that the way to a man’s heart is through his stomach flunked…