Category: Taxes Quotes SMS
Taxes Quotes SMS
We must care for each other more
We must care for each other more, and tax each other less. ~Bill Archer
I shall never use profanity except in
I shall never use profanity except in discussing house rent and taxes. ~Mark Twain
The best things in life are free
The best things in life are free, but sooner or later the government will find…
Collecting more taxes than is absolutely necessary
Collecting more taxes than is absolutely necessary is legalized robbery. ~Calvin Coolidge
Intaxication euphoria at getting a refund from
Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a refund from the IRS, which lasts until you realize it…
If from the more wretched parts of
If, from the more wretched parts of the old world, we look at those which…
Unquestionably there is progress the average american
Unquestionably, there is progress. The average American now pays out twice as much in taxes…
When theres a single thief its robbery
When there’s a single thief, it’s robbery. When there are a thousand thieves, it’s taxation. …
Im proud to pay taxes in the
I’m proud to pay taxes in the United States; the only thing is, I could…
The politicians say 34we34 cant afford a
The politicians say "we" can’t afford a tax cut. Maybe we can’t afford the politicians. …
Any tax is a discouragement and therefore
Any tax is a discouragement and therefore a regulation so far as it goes. ~Oliver…
The wages of sin are death but
The wages of sin are death, but after they take the taxes out, it’s more…
People who complain about taxes can be
People who complain about taxes can be divided into two classes: men and women. ~Author…
Count the day won when turning on
Count the day won when, turning on its axis, This earth imposes no additional taxes….
The flat tax would be so simple
The flat tax would be so simple, you could fill it out on a post…
If the lord loveth a cheerful giver
If the Lord loveth a cheerful giver, how he must hate the taxpayer! ~John Andrew…
Taxation is the price which we pay
Taxation is the price which we pay for civilization…. ~Journal of the House of Representatives…
To force a man to pay for
To force a man to pay for the violation of his own liberty is indeed…
There is an ancient belief that the
There is an ancient belief that the gods love the obscure and hate the obvious. …
What is the difference between a taxidermist
What is the difference between a taxidermist and a tax collector? The taxidermist takes only…
People try to live within their income
People try to live within their income so they can afford to pay taxes to…
Man is not like other animals in
Man is not like other animals in the ways that are really significant: animals have…
Income tax returns are the most imaginative
Income tax returns are the most imaginative fiction being written today. ~Herman Wouk
Why does a slight tax increase cost
Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars and a substantial tax…
Indoors or out no one relaxes in
Indoors or out, no one relaxes in March, that month of wind and taxes, the…
A person doesnt know how much he
A person doesn’t know how much he has to be thankful for until he has…
You must pay taxes but theres no
You must pay taxes. But there’s no law that says you gotta leave a tip. …
Theres nothing wrong with the younger generation
There’s nothing wrong with the younger generation that becoming taxpayers won’t cure. ~Dan Bennett
What at first was plunder assumed the
What at first was plunder assumed the softer name of revenue. ~Thomas Paine
The point to remember is that what
The point to remember is that what the government gives it must first take away. …
Be wary of strong drink it can
Be wary of strong drink. It can make you shoot at tax collectors… and miss. …
The taxpayer thats someone who works
The taxpayer – that’s someone who works for the federal government but doesn’t have to…
He has combined with others to subject
He has combined with others to subject us to a jurisdiction foreign to our constitution…
Things as certain death and taxes can
Things as certain as death and taxes, can be more firmly believed. ~Daniel Defoe, The…
There may be liberty and justice for
There may be liberty and justice for all, but there are tax breaks only for…
Of all debts men are least willing
Of all debts, men are least willing to pay their taxes; what a satire this…
The payment of taxes gives a right
The payment of taxes gives a right to protection. ~James M. Wayne
Another difference between death and taxes is
Another difference between death and taxes is that you don’t have to work like fury…
It was as true taxes is and
It was as true… as taxes is. And nothing’s truer than them. ~Charles Dickens
I like to pay taxes with them
I like to pay taxes. With them I buy civilization. ~Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr., quoted…
Be thankful were not getting all the
Be thankful we’re not getting all the government we’re paying for. ~Will Rogers
I am thankful for the taxes pay
I am thankful for the taxes I pay because it means that I’m employed. ~Nancie…