Category: Statistics Quotes SMS

Statistics are human beings with the tears wiped off.  ~Paul Brodeur, Outrageous Misconduct

While the individual man is an insoluble puzzle, in the aggregate he becomes a mathematical…

Statistics are just a way for the mathematician to evangelize his faith.  ~Hunter Brinkmeierfeb12mail

Statistics may be defined as "a body of methods for making wise decisions in the…

Lottery:  A tax on people who are bad at math.  ~Author Unknown

Do not put your faith in what statistics say until you have carefully considered what…

Satan delights equally in statistics and in quoting scripture….  ~H.G. Wells, The Undying Fire, ch.i,…

Say you were standing with one foot in the oven and one foot in an…

There are two kinds of statistics, the kind you look up and the kind you…

98% of all statistics are made up.  ~Author Unknown

One more fagot of these adamantine bandages is the new science of Statistics.  ~Ralph Waldo…

The theory of probabilities is at bottom nothing but common sense reduced to calculus.  ~Laplace,…