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Smoking Quotes SMS
Id rather kiss a mad cow on
I’d rather kiss a mad cow on the muzzle than a smoker on the mouth. …
Ods me i marle what pleasure or
Ods me I marle what pleasure or felicity they have in taking their roguish tobacco. …
The public health authorities never mention the
The public health authorities never mention the main reason many Americans have for smoking heavily,…
Divine in hookas glorious a pipe when
Divine in hookas, glorious in a pipe When tipp’d with amber, mellow, rich, and ripe;……
Coffee and tobacco are complete repose turkish
Coffee and tobacco are complete repose. ~Turkish ProverbCOCI
The believing we do something when nothing
The believing we do something when we do nothing is the first illusion of tobacco. …
On cbs radio the news of ed
On CBS Radio the news of [Ed Murrow’s] death, reportedly from lung cancer, was followed…
Forcing smoke down my lungs is pulmonary
Forcing smoke down my lungs is pulmonary rape. It invades my body against my will,…
The best way to stop smoking is
The best way to stop smoking is to carry wet matches. ~Author Unknown
Smoking is one of the leading causes
Smoking is one of the leading causes of statistics. ~Author Unknown
I want all hellions to quit puffing
I want all hellions to quit puffing that hell fume in God’s clean air. ~Carrie…
If you must smoke take your butt
If you must smoke, take your butt outside. ~Author Unknown
A cigarette is a pipe with fire
A cigarette is a pipe with a fire at one end and a fool at…
Your clothes smell heavily of clothing den
Your clothes smell heavily of clothing. Your den is filled with low-hanging palls of fresh…
If we see you smoking will assume
If we see you smoking we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate…
Tobacco and alcohol delicious fathers of abiding
Tobacco and alcohol, delicious fathers of abiding friendships and fertile reveries. ~Luis Bu?uel
Tobacco tumor causing teeth staining smelly puking
Tobacco. Tumor causing, teeth staining, smelly, puking habit. ~Arizona Department of Health Services Tobacco Education…
He who doth not smoke hath either
He who doth not smoke hath either known no great griefs, or refuseth himself the…
To cease smoking is the easiest thing
To cease smoking is the easiest thing I ever did. I ought to know because…
Tobacco is a dirty weed i like
Tobacco is a dirty weed. I like it. It satisfies no normal need. I like…
Remember if you smoke after sex youre
Remember, if you smoke after sex you’re doing it too fast. ~Woody Allen
Little tube of mighty powr charmer an
Little tube of mighty pow’r, Charmer of an idle hour, Object of my warm desire….
Watching the smoke dance out of a
Watching the smoke dance out of a cigarette is like watching a girl dance out…
To smoke or not to smoke i
To smoke or not to smoke: I can make of either a life-work. ~Mignon McLaughlin,…
Now the only thing i miss about
Now the only thing I miss about sex is the cigarette afterward. Next to the…
The cigarette does the smoking youre
The cigarette does the smoking – you’re just the sucker. ~Author Unknown
One thousand americans stop smoking every day
One thousand Americans stop smoking every day – by dying. ~Author Unknown
Much smoking kills live men and cures
Much smoking kills live men and cures dead swine. ~George D. PrenticeQNFQ
What a weird thing smoking is and
What a weird thing smoking is and I can’t stop it. I feel cosy, have…