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Sudden acquaintance brings repentance thomas fuller
Sudden acquaintance brings repentance. ~Thomas FullerMCTO
There is nothing wrong with going to
There is nothing wrong with going to bed with someone of your own sex. People…
Playboy exploits sex the way sports illustrated
Playboy exploits sex the way Sports Illustrated exploits sports. ~Hugh Hefner
Flies spread disease keep yours zipped
Flies spread disease – keep yours zipped. ~Author Unknown
The natural man has only two primal
The natural man has only two primal passions, to get and beget. ~William OslerDCMOO
Nature abhors a virgin frozen asset
Nature abhors a virgin – a frozen asset. ~Clare Boothe LuceQS
Obscenity is whatever gives the judge an
Obscenity is whatever gives the Judge an erection. ~Author Unknown
When authorities warn you of the sinfulness
When authorities warn you of the sinfulness of sex, there is an important lesson to…
Men are those creatures with two legs
Men are those creatures with two legs and eight hands. ~Jayne MansfieldLTC
Love is the answer but while you
Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer, sex raises some…
A million spermatozoa all of them alive
A million million spermatozoa, All of them alive: Out of their cataclysm but one poor…
I regret to say that we of
I regret to say that we of the FBI are powerless to act in cases…
Men wake up aroused in the morning
Men wake up aroused in the morning. We can’t help it. We just wake up…
A woman occasionally is quite a serviceable
A woman occasionally is quite a serviceable substitute for masturbation. ~Karl Kraus
Loves mysteries in souls do grow but
Love’s mysteries in souls do grow, But yet the body is his book. ~John Donne,…
Out upon it i have lovd three
Out upon it, I have lov’d Three whole days together; And am like to love…
br / Tell him I’ve been too fucking busy – or vice versa. 
Tell him I’ve been too fucking busy – or vice versa. ~Dorothy Parker
Love is a matter of chemistry but
Love is a matter of chemistry, but sex is a matter of physics. ~Author Unknown
It is not economical to go bed
It is not economical to go to bed early to save the candles if the…
Sex at age ninety is like trying
Sex at age ninety is like trying to shoot pool with a rope. ~George Burns
A student undergoing a word association test was
A student undergoing a word-association test was asked why a snowstorm put him in mind…
There are three possible parts to a
There are three possible parts to a date, of which at least two must be…
Sex without love is an empty experience
Sex without love is an empty experience, but as empty experiences go it’s one of…
Vanity revenge loneliness boredom all apply lust
Vanity, revenge, loneliness, boredom, all apply: lust is one of the least of the reasons…
It is bad enough that people are
It is bad enough that people are dying of AIDS, but no one should die…
What is commonly called love namely the
What is commonly called love, namely the desire of satisfying a voracious appetite with a…
Nymphomaniac a woman as obsessed with sex
Nymphomaniac: a woman as obsessed with sex as an average man. ~Mignon McLaughlin, The Neurotic’s…
We have reason to believe that man
We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for…
The difference between light and hard is
The difference between light and hard is that you can sleep with a light on. …
br / What they love to yield they would often rather have stol
What they love to yield they would often rather have stolen. Rough seduction delights them,…
I think men talk to women so
I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep…
Sex is not the answer question 34yes34
Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer. ~Swami X
br / If you have sex with a prostitute against her will, is it
If you have sex with a prostitute against her will, is it considered rape or…
Dont knock masturbation its sex with
Don’t knock masturbation – it’s sex with someone I love. ~Woody Allen
Sex the pleasure is momentary position ridiculous
Sex: the pleasure is momentary, the position ridiculous, and the expense damnable. ~Lord Chesterfield
I thank god was raised catholic so
I thank God I was raised Catholic, so sex will always be dirty. ~John Waters
I know nothing about sex because was
I know nothing about sex, because I was always married. ~Zsa Zsa Gabor
My wife is a sex object every
My wife is a sex object. Every time I ask for sex, she objects. ~Les…
The tragedy is when youve got sex
The tragedy is when you’ve got sex in the head instead of down where it…
desire is in men a hunger
Desire is in men a hunger, in women only an appetite. ~Mignon McLaughlin, The Neurotic’s…
Dont do it behind the garden gate
Don’t do it behind the garden gate. Love is blind but the neighbors ain’t! ~Author…
Life without sex might be safer but
Life without sex might be safer but it would be unbearably dull. It is the…
Whoever called it necking was a poor
Whoever called it necking was a poor judge of anatomy. ~Groucho MarxCUL
To hear many religious people talk one
To hear many religious people talk, one would think God created the torso, head, legs…
The difference between pornography and erotica is
The difference between pornography and erotica is lighting. ~Gloria Leonard
Having sex is like playing bridge if
Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don’t have a good partner, you’d better…
Love aint nothing but sex misspelled harlan
Love ain’t nothing but sex misspelled. ~Harlan Ellison
The reproduction of mankind is a great
The reproduction of mankind is a great marvel and mystery. Had God consulted me in…
Instruction in sex is as important instruction
Instruction in sex is as important as instruction in food; yet not only are our…
My father told me all about the
My father told me all about the birds and the bees, the liar – I…
The big difference between sex for money
The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for…
The common thread that binds nearly all
[T]he common thread that binds nearly all animal species seems to be that males are…
Im not cheap but i am on
I’m not cheap, but I am on special this week. ~Author Unknown
You know of course that the tasmanians
You know, of course, that the Tasmanians, who never committed adultery, are now extinct. ~W….
Sex relieves tension love causes it
Sex relieves tension – love causes it. ~Woody Allen
Pornography tells lies about women but pornography
Pornography tells lies about women. But pornography tells the truth about men. ~John Stoltenberg
Never let the little head do thinking
Never let the little head do the thinking for the big head. ~Author unknown, advice…
I once knew a woman who offered
I once knew a woman who offered her honor So I honored her offer And…
When a man goes on date he
When a man goes on a date he wonders if he is going to get…
Pornography is supposed to arouse sexual desires
Pornography is supposed to arouse sexual desires. If pornography is a crime, when will they…
Nothing risqu233 nothing gained alexander woollcott
Nothing risqué, nothing gained. ~Alexander WoollcottPCR
The tragedy of sexual intercourse is the
The tragedy of sexual intercourse is the perpetual virginity of the soul. ~William B. YeatsCUL
Sex is the great amateur art the
Sex is the great amateur art. The professional, male or female, is frowned on: he…
When a man talks dirty to woman
When a man talks dirty to a woman, it’s sexual harassment. When a woman talks…
My reaction to porn films is as
My reaction to porn films is as follows: After the first ten minutes, I want…