Category: Programming Quotes SMS
Programming Quotes SMS
All programmers are playwrights and all computers
All programmers are playwrights and all computers are lousy actors. ~Author Unknown
Version 1 of any software is full
Version 1 of any software is full of bugs. Version 2 fixes all the bugs…
Programming is like sex one mistake and
Programming is like sex. One mistake and you have to support it for the rest…
Program n a magic spell cast over
Program, n. A magic spell cast over a computer allowing it to turn one’s input…
A good programmer is someone who always
A good programmer is someone who always looks both ways before crossing a one-way street. …
Programming languages should be designed not by
Programming languages should be designed not by piling feature on top of feature, but by…
When you catch bugs early also get
When you catch bugs early, you also get fewer compound bugs. Compound bugs are two…
What i mean is that if you
What I mean is that if you really want to understand something, the best way…
At group l stoffel oversees six first rate
At Group L, Stoffel oversees six first-rate programmers, a managerial challenge roughly equivalent to herding…
Programming today is a race between software
Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof…
Its the only job i can think
It’s the only job I can think of where I get to be both an…
And then it occurred to me that
[A]nd then it occurred to me that a computer is a stupid machine with the…
There does not now nor will there
There does not now, nor will there ever exist, a programming language in which it…
He who hasnt hacked assembly language as
He who hasn’t hacked assembly language as a youth has no heart. He who does…
Everyone knows that debugging is twice as
Everyone knows that debugging is twice as hard as writing a program in the first…
If you cannot grok the overall structure
If you cannot grok the overall structure of a program while taking a shower, e.g.,…
When a programming language is created that
When a programming language is created that allows programmers to program in simple English, it…
Beta software undergoes beta testing shortly before
Beta. Software undergoes beta testing shortly before it’s released. Beta is Latin for "still doesn’t…
Programmer an organism that turns coffee
Programmer – an organism that turns coffee into software. ~Author Unknown
Dont argue with people who write digital
Don’t argue with people who write with digital ink and pay by the kilowatt-hour. ~Don…
Ready fire aim the fast approach to
Ready, fire, aim: the fast approach to software development. Ready, aim, aim, aim, aim: the…
Good code is its own best documentation
Good code is its own best documentation. As you’re about to add a comment, ask…
There are two ways to write error free
There are two ways to write error-free programs; only the third one works. ~Alan J….
The best performance improvement is the transition
The best performance improvement is the transition from the nonworking state to the working state. …
In programming as in everything else to
In programming, as in everything else, to be in error is to be reborn. ~Alan…
Any fool can write code that a
Any fool can write code that a computer can understand. Good programmers write code that…
The only way for errors to occur
The only way for errors to occur in a program is by being put there…
I really hate this darn machine wish
I really hate this darn machine; I wish that they would sell it. It won’t…
Its easy to cry 34bug34 when the
It’s easy to cry "bug" when the truth is that you’ve got a complex system…