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Programming Quotes SMS

Programming Quotes SMS

All programmers are playwrights and all computers

All programmers are playwrights and all computers are lousy actors.  ~Author Unknown

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Version 1 of any software is full

Version 1 of any software is full of bugs.  Version 2 fixes all the bugs…

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Programming is like sex one mistake and

Programming is like sex.  One mistake and you have to support it for the rest…

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Program n a magic spell cast over

Program, n.  A magic spell cast over a computer allowing it to turn one’s input…

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A good programmer is someone who always

A good programmer is someone who always looks both ways before crossing a one-way street. …

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Programming languages should be designed not by

Programming languages should be designed not by piling feature on top of feature, but by…

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When you catch bugs early also get

When you catch bugs early, you also get fewer compound bugs.  Compound bugs are two…

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What i mean is that if you

What I mean is that if you really want to understand something, the best way…

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At group l stoffel oversees six first rate

At Group L, Stoffel oversees six first-rate programmers, a managerial challenge roughly equivalent to herding…

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Programming today is a race between software

Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof…

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Its the only job i can think

It’s the only job I can think of where I get to be both an…

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And then it occurred to me that

[A]nd then it occurred to me that a computer is a stupid machine with the…

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There does not now nor will there

There does not now, nor will there ever exist, a programming language in which it…

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He who hasnt hacked assembly language as

He who hasn’t hacked assembly language as a youth has no heart.  He who does…

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Everyone knows that debugging is twice as

Everyone knows that debugging is twice as hard as writing a program in the first…

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If you cannot grok the overall structure

If you cannot grok the overall structure of a program while taking a shower, e.g.,…

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When a programming language is created that

When a programming language is created that allows programmers to program in simple English, it…

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Beta software undergoes beta testing shortly before

Beta.  Software undergoes beta testing shortly before it’s released.  Beta is Latin for "still doesn’t…

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Programmer an organism that turns coffee

Programmer – an organism that turns coffee into software.  ~Author Unknown

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Dont argue with people who write digital

Don’t argue with people who write with digital ink and pay by the kilowatt-hour.  ~Don…

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Ready fire aim the fast approach to

Ready, fire, aim:  the fast approach to software development.  Ready, aim, aim, aim, aim:  the…

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Good code is its own best documentation

Good code is its own best documentation.  As you’re about to add a comment, ask…

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There are two ways to write error free

There are two ways to write error-free programs; only the third one works.  ~Alan J….

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The best performance improvement is the transition

The best performance improvement is the transition from the nonworking state to the working state. …

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In programming as in everything else to

In programming, as in everything else, to be in error is to be reborn.  ~Alan…

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Any fool can write code that a

Any fool can write code that a computer can understand.  Good programmers write code that…

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The only way for errors to occur

The only way for errors to occur in a program is by being put there…

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I really hate this darn machine wish

I really hate this darn machine; I wish that they would sell it. It won’t…

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Its easy to cry 34bug34 when the

It’s easy to cry "bug" when the truth is that you’ve got a complex system…