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Politics Quotes SMS
If the person you are trying to
If the person you are trying to diagnose politically is some sort of intellectual, the…
Politics is the gentle art of getting
Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from…
A man thatd expict to thrain lobsters
A man that’d expict to thrain lobsters to fly in a year is called a…
He didnt say that was reading what
He didn’t say that. He was reading what was given to him in a speech. …
Political campaigns are designedly made into emotional
Political campaigns are designedly made into emotional orgies which endeavor to distract attention from the…
I have come to the conclusion that
I have come to the conclusion that politics is too serious a matter to be…
American youth attributes much more importance to
American youth attributes much more importance to arriving at driver’s-license age than at voting age. …
The hardest thing about any political campaign
The hardest thing about any political campaign is how to win without proving that you…
A conservative is one who admires radicals
A conservative is one who admires radicals centuries after they’re dead. ~Leo Rosten
Under democracy one party always devotes its
Under democracy one party always devotes its chief energies to trying to prove that the…
Democracy is being allowed to vote for
Democracy is being allowed to vote for the candidate you dislike least. ~Robert Byrne
Politics is war without bloodshed while politics
Politics is war without bloodshed, while war is politics with bloodshed. ~Mao Zedong
Why pay money to have your family
Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your opponents…
The problem with political jokes is they
The problem with political jokes is they get elected. ~Henry Cate, VII
In golf you keep your head down
In golf, you keep your head down and follow through. In the vice presidency, you…
Liberalism is trust of the people tempered
Liberalism is trust of the people tempered by prudence. Conservatism is distrust of the people…
The democrats seem to be basically nicer
The Democrats seem to be basically nicer people, but they have demonstrated time and again…
There are only two great currents in
There are only two great currents in the history of mankind: the baseness which makes…
Overheard in a washington dc church confessional
Overheard in a Washington D.C. church confessional: "Bless me Father, for sins have been committed." …
Members of congress should be compelled to
Members of Congress should be compelled to wear uniforms like NASCAR drivers, so we could…
The politicians were talking themselves red white
The politicians were talking themselves red, white and blue in the face. ~Clare Boothe Luce
I am working for the time when
I am working for the time when unqualified blacks, browns, and women join the unqualified…
Before you can begin to think about
Before you can begin to think about politics at all, you have to abandon the…
It is not in the nature of
It is not in the nature of politics that the best men should be elected. …
If we got one tenth of what was
If we got one-tenth of what was promised to us in these acceptance speeches there…
Politicians and diapers should be changed frequently
Politicians and diapers should be changed frequently and all for the same reason. ~José Maria…
Take our politicians theyre a bunch of
Take our politicians: they’re a bunch of yo-yos. The presidency is now a cross between…
Im not a leftist where the righteous
I’m not a leftist; I’m where the righteous ought to be. ~M.M. Coady
The imbecility of men is always inviting
The imbecility of men is always inviting the impudence of power. ~Ralph Waldo EmersonCUL
Conservatives are not necessarily stupid but most
Conservatives are not necessarily stupid, but most stupid people are conservatives. ~John Stuart Mill
We live in a world which politics
We live in a world in which politics has replaced philosophy. ~Martin L. Gross, A…
They say women talk too much if
They say women talk too much. If you have worked in Congress you know that…
Nobody believes a rumor here in washington
Nobody believes a rumor here in Washington until it’s officially denied. ~Edward Cheyfitz
During a campaign the air is full
During a campaign the air is full of speeches – and vice versa. ~Author Unknown
George washington is the only president who
George Washington is the only president who didn’t blame the previous administration for his troubles. …
Those who are too smart to engage
Those who are too smart to engage in politics are punished by being governed by…
Any american who is prepared to run
Any American who is prepared to run for president should automatically, by definition, be disqualified…
A politician is a fellow who will
A politician is a fellow who will lay down your life for his country. ~Texas…
History is gossip but scandal made tedious
History is gossip but scandal is gossip made tedious by morality. ~Oscar Wildequoted in Chicago…
Politics i dont know why but
Politics – I don’t know why, but they seem to have a tendency to separate…
Politics n poly 34many34 tics 34blood sucking
Politics, n: [Poly "many" + tics "blood-sucking parasites"] ~Larry Hardiman
Conservative n a statesman who is enamored
Conservative, n: A statesman who is enamored of existing evils, as distinguished from the Liberal…
Hes not a republican hes republicant author
He’s not a Republican, he’s a Republican’t. ~Author Unknown
I think its about time we voted
I think it’s about time we voted for senators with breasts. After all, we’ve been…
I like the smell of a dunged
I like the smell of a dunged field, and the tumult of a popular election. …
Every two years the american politics industry
Every two years the American politics industry fills the airwaves with the most virulent, scurrilous,…
When buying and selling are controlled by
When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and…
Wed all like to vote for the
We’d all like to vote for the best man, but he’s never a candidate. ~Frank…
We have i fear confused power with
We have, I fear, confused power with greatness. ~Stewart Udall
A conservative is a man with two
A conservative is a man with two perfectly good legs who, however, has never learned…
Dont vote it only encourages them billy
Don’t vote, it only encourages them. ~Billy Connolly, An Audience with Billy Connolly, 1985 (Thanks,…
Their very conservatism is secondhand and they
Their very conservatism is secondhand, and they don’t know what they are conserving. ~Robertson Davies
We have plenty of confidence in this
We have plenty of Confidence in this country, but we are a little short of…
Some men change their party for the
Some men change their party for the sake of their principles; others their principles for…
An election is coming universal peace declared
An election is coming. Universal peace is declared, and the foxes have a sincere interest…