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Being a child at home alone in
Being a child at home alone in the summer is a high-risk occupation. If you…
The hardest part of raising a child
The hardest part of raising a child is teaching them to ride bicycles. A shaky…
Likely as not the child you can
Likely as not, the child you can do the least with will do the most…
The one thing children wear out faster
The one thing children wear out faster than shoes is parents. ~John J. Plomp
The quickest way for a parent to
The quickest way for a parent to get a child’s attention is to sit down…
How pleasant it is for a father
How pleasant it is for a father to sit at his child’s board. It is…
Hot dogs always seem better out than
Hot dogs always seem better out than at home; so do French-fried potatoes; so do…
It would seem that something which means
It would seem that something which means poverty, disorder and violence every single day should…
Parents know best how to push our
Parents know best how to push our buttons because they installed them. ~Author Unknownnot RWilliams…
Labor day is a glorious holiday because
Labor Day is a glorious holiday because your child will be going back to school…
Your responsibility as a parent is not
Your responsibility as a parent is not as great as you might imagine. You need…
The trouble with learning to parent on
The trouble with learning to parent on the job is that your child is the…
Mother nature in her infinite wisdom has
Mother Nature, in her infinite wisdom, has instilled within each of us a powerful biological…
Was there ever a grandparent bushed after
Was there ever a grandparent, bushed after a day of minding noisy youngsters, who hasn’t…
Most of us become parents long before
Most of us become parents long before we have stopped being children. ~Mignon McLaughlin, The…
It is not a bad thing that
It is not a bad thing that children should occasionally, and politely, put parents in…
Your children vividly remember every unkind thing
Your children vividly remember every unkind thing you ever did to them, plus a few…
Do not ask that your kids live
Do not ask that your kids live up to your expectations. Let your kids be…
What you must accept as a parent
What you must accept as a parent is that you cannot always be there for…
The trouble with being a parent is
The trouble with being a parent is that by the time you are experienced, you…
In spite of the six thousand manuals
In spite of the six thousand manuals on child raising in the bookstores, child raising…
No matter how calmly you try to
No matter how calmly you try to referee, parenting will eventually produce bizarre behavior, and…
Diogenes struck the father when son swore
Diogenes struck the father when the son swore. ~Robert Burton, "Anatomy of Melancholy," Democritus to…
Your children need your presence more than
Your children need your presence more than your presents. ~Jesse Jackson
Dont worry that children never listen to
Don’t worry that children never listen to you; worry that they are always watching you. …
Parents who are afraid to put their
Parents who are afraid to put their foot down usually have children who step on…
Parenthood is a lot easier to get
Parenthood is a lot easier to get into than out of. ~Bruce LanskyFCN
If you have never been hated by
If you have never been hated by your child you have never been a parent. …
When my kids become wild and unruly
When my kids become wild and unruly, I use a nice, safe playpen. When they’re…
The guys who fear becoming fathers dont
The guys who fear becoming fathers don’t understand that fathering is not something perfect men…
If your parents didnt have any children
If your parents didn’t have any children, there’s a good chance that you won’t have…
Human beings are the only creatures on
Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back…
Dont handicap your children by making their
Don’t handicap your children by making their lives easy. ~Robert A. Heinlein
Setting a good example for your children
Setting a good example for your children takes all the fun out of middle age. …
You have a lifetime to work but
You have a lifetime to work, but children are only young once. ~Polish ProverbFW
There are no illegitimate children only
There are no illegitimate children – only illegitimate parents. ~Leon R. Yankwich
Most american children suffer too much mother
Most American children suffer too much mother and too little father. ~Gloria Steinem, New York…
In bringing up children spend on them
In bringing up children, spend on them half as much money and twice as much…
Having babies is fun but grow up
Having babies is fun, but babies grow up into people. ~M*A*S*H, Colonel Potter, "The Price…
Never raise your hand to kids it
Never raise your hand to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected. ~Red Buttons
Character is largely caught and the father
Character is largely caught, and the father and the home should be the great sources…
The problem with children is that you
The problem with children is that you have to put up with their parents. ~Charles…
If your kids are giving you a
If your kids are giving you a headache, follow the directions on the aspirin bottle,…
Simply having children does not make mothers
Simply having children does not make mothers. ~John A. SheddMAC
These are my daughters i suppose but
These are my daughters, I suppose. But where in the world did the children vanish?…
What a child doesnt receive he can
What a child doesn’t receive he can seldom later give. ~P.D. James, Time to Be…
Whats done to children they will do
What’s done to children, they will do to society. ~Karl Menninger
Give me the life of boy whose
Give me the life of the boy whose mother is nurse, seamstress, washerwoman, cook, teacher,…
When you have brought up kids there
When you have brought up kids, there are memories you store directly in your tear…
Raising children is like making biscuits it
Raising children is like making biscuits: it is as easy to raise a big batch…
Children begin by loving their parents as
Children begin by loving their parents; as they grow older they judge them; sometimes they…
The secret of dealing successfully with a
The secret of dealing successfully with a child is not to be its parent. ~Mell…
Parenthood is the passing of a baton
Parenthood is the passing of a baton, followed by a lifelong disagreement as to who…
Children have more need of models than
Children have more need of models than of critics. ~Carolyn Coats, Things Your Dad Always…
Parenting is a stage of lifes journey
Parenting is a stage of life’s journey where the milestones come about every fifty feet. …
What you dont realize as a kid
What you don’t realize as a kid is that if your parents are always going…
Parenthood that state of being better chaperoned
Parenthood: That state of being better chaperoned than you were before marriage. ~Marcelene CoxCUL
My mom used to say it doesnt
My mom used to say it doesn’t matter how many kids you have… because one…
There are two lasting bequests we can
There are two lasting bequests we can give our children. One is roots. The other…
As parents we guide by our unspoken
As parents, we guide by our unspoken example. It is only when we’re talking to…
Because of their size parents may be
Because of their size, parents may be difficult to discipline properly. ~P.J. O’Rourke
br / They fuck you up your mum and dadbr / They may not mean
They fuck you up your mum and dad They may not mean to, but they…
Children arent happy with nothing to ignore
Children aren’t happy with nothing to ignore, And that’s what parents were created for. ~Ogden…
If your children spend most of their
If your children spend most of their time in other people’s houses, you’re lucky; if…
Making the decision to have a child
Making the decision to have a child is momentous. It is to decide forever to…