Category: Quote SMS

Text quotes & Quotes sms messages collection in hindi, urdu and english

History Quotes SMS

History is the essence of innumerable biographies

History is the essence of innumerable biographies.  ~Thomas Carlyle, On HistoryBMC

Erotic Quotes SMS

To love you like the midnight storm

To love you like the midnight storm!… To hear the wild beating of your veins;…

Change Quotes SMS

Continuity gives us roots change branches letting

Continuity gives us roots; change gives us branches, letting us stretch and grow and reach…

Bores Quotes SMS

Some people can stay longer in an

Some people can stay longer in an hour than others can in a week.  ~William…

Computers Quotes SMS

If builders built buildings the way programmers

If builders built buildings the way programmers wrote programs, then the first woodpecker that came…

Presidents day Quotes SMS

You do not lead by hitting people

You do not lead by hitting people over the head.  That’s assault, not leadership.  ~Dwight…

Misc1 Quotes SMS

Men are idolaters and want something to

Men are idolaters and want something to look at and kiss and hug, or throw…

Misc1 Quotes SMS

Where is hollywood located chiefly between the

Where is Hollywood located?  Chiefly between the ears.  In that part of the American brain…

Jobs Quotes SMS

Researchers at harvard say that taking a

Researchers at Harvard say that taking a power nap for an hour in the afternoon…

Conformity Quotes SMS

Be neither a conformist or rebel for

Be neither a conformist or a rebel, for they are really the same thing.  Find…

Golf Quotes SMS

Golf is a lot of walking broken

Golf is a lot of walking, broken up by disappointment and bad arithmetic.  ~Author UnknownCDC

Children Quotes SMS

Our genes make us immortal the secret

Our genes make us immortal.  ~The Secret of Life, PBSTPV

Dieting Quotes SMS

In general mankind since the improvement of

In general, mankind, since the improvement of cookery, eats twice as much as nature requires. …

Teen love Quotes SMS

Love is what youve been through with

Love is what you’ve been through with somebody.  ~James Thurber, quoted in Life magazine, 1960

Cows Quotes SMS

A mind of the caliber mine cannot

A mind of the caliber of mine cannot derive its nutriment from cows.  ~George Bernard…

Skiing Quotes SMS

If you are going to try cross country

If you are going to try cross-country skiing, start with a small country.  ~Author Unknown

Complaining Quotes SMS

Do not listen to those who weep

Do not listen to those who weep and complain, for their disease is contagious.  ~Og…

Speaking Quotes SMS

Foolishness always results when the tongue outraces

Foolishness always results when the tongue outraces the brain.  ~Author Unknown

Men Quotes SMS

Women speak because they wish to speak

Women speak because they wish to speak, whereas a man speaks only when driven to…

Politics Quotes SMS

Politicians and diapers should be changed frequently

Politicians and diapers should be changed frequently and all for the same reason.  ~José Maria…

Housework Quotes SMS

If the shelves are dusty and pots

If the shelves are dusty and the pots don’t shine, it’s because I have better…

Tv turnoff week Quotes SMS

Television has proved that people will look

Television has proved that people will look at anything rather than each other.  ~Ann Landers

Running Quotes SMS

Its unnatural for people to run around

It’s unnatural for people to run around the city streets unless they are thieves or…

Stress Quotes SMS

Dont underestimate the value of doing nothing

Don’t underestimate the value of Doing Nothing, of just going along, listening to all the…

Presidents day Quotes SMS

If you look at his portraits they

If you look at his portraits they always give you an indelible impression of his…

Books Quotes SMS

Some books are to be tasted others

Some books are to be tasted, others to be swallowed, and some few to be…

Self Quotes SMS

You are your own judge the verdict

You are your own judge. The verdict is up to you. ~Astrid Alauda

Government Quotes SMS

Why has government been instituted at all

Why has government been instituted at all?  Because the passions of men will not conform…

Parents Quotes SMS

Kids spell love t i m e john crudele

Kids spell love T-I-M-E.  ~John CrudeleCSS5

Books Quotes SMS

Americans like fat books and thin women

Americans like fat books and thin women.  ~Russell BakerLCE

Presidents day Quotes SMS

Honesty is the first chapter of book

Honesty is the first chapter of the book of wisdom.  ~Thomas Jefferson

Kwanzaa Quotes SMS

We cannot live only for ourselves a

We cannot live only for ourselves.  A thousand fibers connect us with our fellow men. …

Responsibility Quotes SMS

The great thought the concern anxiety of

The great thought, the great concern, the great anxiety of men is to restrict, as…

Clothing Quotes SMS

Be careless in your dress if you

Be careless in your dress if you will, but keep a tidy soul.  ~Mark Twain

Autumn Quotes SMS

Autumn is a second spring when every

Autumn is a second spring when every leaf is a flower.  ~Albert Camus

Firefighters Quotes SMS

You might be a fireman if youve

You might be a fireman if you’ve ever said, "she’s hot tonight" and not been…

Dieting Quotes SMS

Obesity is a mental state disease brought

Obesity is a mental state, a disease brought on by boredom and disappointment.  ~Cyril Connolly,…

Clothing Quotes SMS

Carelessness in dressing is moral suicide honor233

Carelessness in dressing is moral suicide.  ~Honoré de BalzacOPV

Technology Quotes SMS

Inventor a person who makes an ingenious

Inventor:  A person who makes an ingenious arrangement of wheels, levers and springs, and believes…

Jewelry Quotes SMS

In the age of acorns before times

In the age of acorns, before the times of Ceres, a single barley-corn had been…

Kindness Quotes SMS

Life is short but there always time

Life is short but there is always time for courtesy.  ~Ralph Waldo Emerson, Social AimsSJ

Misc1 Quotes SMS

The first requisite for immortality is death

The first requisite for immortality is death.  ~Stanislaw J. Lec

Sons Quotes SMS

Remember that every son had a mother

Remember that every son had a mother whose beloved son he was, and every woman…

Sports Quotes SMS

Motor racings less of a sport these

Motor racing’s less of a sport these days than a commercial break doing 150 mph. …

Guillemets quotes Quotes SMS

Whenever i see sunbeams coming through clouds

Whenever I see sunbeams coming through clouds, it always looks to me like God shining…

Nature Quotes SMS

I only went out for a walk

I only went out for a walk and finally concluded to stay out till sundown,…

Self discovery Quotes SMS

For most men life is a search

For most men life is a search for the proper manila envelope in which to…

Politics Quotes SMS

Take our politicians theyre a bunch of

Take our politicians:  they’re a bunch of yo-yos.  The presidency is now a cross between…

Books Quotes SMS

A man may as well expect to

A man may as well expect to grow stronger by always eating as wiser by…

Christmas Quotes SMS

I can understand people simply fleeing the

I can understand people simply fleeing the mountainous effort Christmas has become… but there are…

Swimming Quotes SMS

Swimming from the outside looking in you

Swimming:  From the outside looking in, you can?t understand it.  From the inside looking out,…

War Quotes SMS

Older men declare war but it is

Older men declare war.  But it is the youth that must fight and die.  ~Herbert…

Food Quotes SMS

Green leafy happiness and cherry red life bursting

Green leafy happiness and cherry-red life, bursting with seeds.  ~Terri Guillemets

Housework Quotes SMS

One only needs two tools in life

One only needs two tools in life:  WD-40 to make things go, and duct tape…

Poetry Quotes SMS

Always be a poet even in prose

Always be a poet, even in prose.  ~Charles Baudelaire, "My Heart Laid Bare," Intimate Journals,…

Computers Quotes SMS

Spreadsheet a kind of program that lets

Spreadsheet:  a kind of program that lets you sit at your desk and ask all…

Health Quotes SMS

The root of all health is in

The root of all health is in the brain. The trunk of it is in…

Teen love Quotes SMS

The ultimate test of a relationship is

The ultimate test of a relationship is to disagree but to hold hands.  ~Quoted by…

Feminism Quotes SMS

A woman reading playboy feels a little

A woman reading Playboy feels a little like a Jew reading a Nazi manual.  ~Gloria…

Boldness Quotes SMS

If the light in your life has

If the light in your life has changed to yellow, I recommend you floor it. …

Morning Quotes SMS

Experience has decided that the early morning

Experience has decided that the early morning air is much more inspiring and vigorous than…

Art Quotes SMS

Art consists of limitation the most beautiful

Art consists of limitation.  The most beautiful part of every picture is the frame.  ~G.K….

Gardens Quotes SMS

Despite the gardeners best intentions nature will

Despite the gardener’s best intentions, Nature will improvise.  ~Michael P. Garafalo

Dieting Quotes SMS

The cardiologists diet if it tastes good

The cardiologist’s diet:  If it tastes good, spit it out.  ~Author Unknown

Technology Quotes SMS

The system of nature which man is

The system of nature, of which man is a part, tends to be self-balancing, self-adjusting,…

Quotations Quotes SMS

A mans life is often builded on

A man’s life is often builded on a proverb. ~Hebrew Proverb

Parents Quotes SMS

If you have never been hated by

If you have never been hated by your child you have never been a parent. …

Carpe diem Quotes SMS

Dont be fooled by the calendar there

Don’t be fooled by the calendar.  There are only as many days in the year…

Morning Quotes SMS

Luxury is an ancient notion there was

Luxury is an ancient notion.  There was once a Chinese mandarin who had himself wakened…

Complaining Quotes SMS

I personally believe we developed language because

I personally believe we developed language because of our deep inner need to complain.  ~Jane…

Misc1 Quotes SMS

If a man could have just half

If a man could have just half of his wishes, he would double his troubles. …

Integrity Quotes SMS

What is right often forgotten by what

What is right is often forgotten by what is convenient.  ~Bodie Thoene, Warsaw Requiem

Clothing Quotes SMS

His clothes fit him so ill and

His clothes fit him so ill, and constrain him so much, that he seems rather…

Women Quotes SMS

The people im furious with are the

The people I’m furious with are the women’s liberationists.  They keep getting up on soapboxes…

Golf Quotes SMS

When you hear someone shout 34you da

When you hear someone shout "You da man," if he ain’t shouting at Arnold Palmer,…

Attitude Quotes SMS

Learn to smile at every situation see

Learn to smile at every situation.  See it as an opportunity to prove your strength…

Guillemets quotes Quotes SMS

O peppermint tea two delights per

O’ peppermint tea – two delights per sip as steamy hot as passion cool as…

Kindness Quotes SMS

Kind people are the best kind of

Kind people are the best kind of people. ~Author Unknown2009 as seen on a sewn…

Christmas Quotes SMS

Christmas is the season for kindling fire

Christmas is the season for kindling the fire of hospitality in the hall, the genial…

Psychology Quotes SMS

There is no psychiatrist in the world

There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face.  ~Ben Williams

Effort Quotes SMS

Give your dreams all youve got and

Give your dreams all you’ve got and you’ll be amazed at the energy that comes…

Speeches Quotes SMS

But i never could make a good

But I… never was happy, never could make a good impromptu speech without several hours…

Self control Quotes SMS

Heaven is on the other side of

Go ahead and squander your chi.  But I guarantee you heaven isn’t in Miss March’s…

Night Quotes SMS

Learn to reverence night and put away

Learn to reverence night and to put away the vulgar fear of it, for, with…

Honesty Quotes SMS

Worse than telling a lie is spending

Worse than telling a lie is spending the rest of your life staying true to…

Perfection Quotes SMS

One minute was enough tyler said a

One minute was enough, Tyler said, a person had to work hard for it, but…

Light Quotes SMS

People are like stained glass windows they sparkle

People are like stained-glass windows.  They sparkle and shine when the sun is out, but…

Walking Quotes SMS

I have two doctors my left leg

I have two doctors, my left leg and my right.  ~G.M. Trevelyan