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Youve got bush and gore headed to
You’ve got Bush and Gore headed to the Supreme Court. You’ve got George W. Bush’s…
The language of friendship is not words
The language of friendship is not words but meanings. ~Henry David Thoreau
All my scattering moments are taken up
All my scattering moments are taken up with my needle. ~Ellen Birdseye Wheaton, 1851
If al gore invented the internet i
If Al Gore invented the Internet, I invented spell check. ~Dan Quayle, attributed
Im tired of hearing it said that
I’m tired of hearing it said that democracy doesn’t work. Of course it doesn’t work. …
An idea whose time has come was
An idea whose time has come was waiting there all along.
What is the difference between a taxidermist
What is the difference between a taxidermist and a tax collector? The taxidermist takes only…
There is such a special sweetness in
There is such a special sweetness in being able to participate in creation. ~Pamela S….
The oriole weds his mottled mate lily
The Oriole weds his mottled mate, The Lily weds the bee; Heaven’s marriage ring is…
A single gnomic line can come to
A single gnomic line can come to resonate with centuries of subsequent wisdom. ~Gary Saul…
It doesnt matter how many times you
It doesn’t matter how many times you fail. It doesn’t matter how many times you…
A good teacher must know the rules
A good teacher must know the rules; a good pupil, the exceptions. ~Martin H. FischerFFM
Many western doctors hold the belief that
Many Western doctors hold the belief that we can improve everything, even natural childbirth in…
Walking through puddles is my favorite metaphor
Walking through puddles is my favorite metaphor for life. ~Terri Guillemets
I wish there was a knob on
I wish there was a knob on the TV so you could turn up the…
Marriage is more than four bare legs
Marriage is more than four bare legs in a bed. ~Hoshang N. Akhtar
If youve never experienced the joy of
If you’ve never experienced the joy of accomplishing more than you can imagine, plant a…
But ask now the beasts and they
But ask now the beasts, and they shall teach thee; and the fowls of the…
If you want to be healthy and
If you want to be healthy and live to one hundred, do qigong. ~Mehmet Oz
Perseverance is the hard work you do
Perseverance is the hard work you do after you get tired of doing the hard…
Laughter is an instant vacation milton berle
Laughter is an instant vacation. ~Milton Berle
Every two years the american politics industry
Every two years the American politics industry fills the airwaves with the most virulent, scurrilous,…
Professional wrestlings most mysterious hold is on
Professional wrestling’s most mysterious hold is on its audience. ~Luke Neely, 1953CDC
Behind every great woman is a guy
Behind every great woman is a guy looking at her ass. ~Author Unknown
May i never wake up from the
May I never wake up from the American dream. ~Carrie Latet
Swimming what real men do while
Swimming – what real men do while boys play football. ~Author Unknown
Is not the most erotic part of
Is not the most erotic part of the body wherever the clothing affords a glimpse? …
If galileo had said in verse that
If Galileo had said in verse that the world moved, the inquisition might have let…
Age is a prison from which we
Age is a prison from which we cannot escape. ~Morrow Bourne
A hibernian sage once wrote that there
A Hibernian sage once wrote that there are three things a man never forgets: The…
We have learned to fly the air
We have learned to fly the air like birds and swim the sea like fish,…
Vegetarianism can easily reach religious proportions refraining
Vegetarianism can easily reach religious proportions. Refraining from meat on moral grounds serves to dignify…
This heart my own dear mother bends
This heart, my own dear mother, bends, With love’s true instinct, back to thee! ~Thomas…
Diogenes struck the father when son swore
Diogenes struck the father when the son swore. ~Robert Burton, "Anatomy of Melancholy," Democritus to…
Even eminent chartered accountants are known in
Even eminent chartered accountants are known, in their capacity as fishermen, blissfully to ignore differences…
The prime purpose of being four is
The prime purpose of being four is to enjoy being four – of secondary importance…
br / Tell him I’ve been too fucking busy – or vice versa. 
Tell him I’ve been too fucking busy – or vice versa. ~Dorothy Parker
Dont play too much golf two rounds
Don’t play too much golf. Two rounds a day are plenty. ~Harry Vardon
Enjoy yourself its later than you think
Enjoy yourself. It’s later than you think. ~Chinese Proverb
In the country darkness of night is
In the country the darkness of night is friendly and familiar, but in a city,…
Pregnant women they had that weird frisson
Pregnant women! They had that weird frisson, an aura of magic that combined awkwardly with…
Do you ever get the feeling that
Do you ever get the feeling that the only reason we have elections is to…
Our rural ancestors with little blest patient
Our rural ancestors, with little blest, Patient of labour when the end was rest, Indulged…
The speedway ends at the cemetery author
The speedway ends at the cemetery. ~Author UnknownQSO
I dont go for this auto cannibalism very
I don’t go for this auto-cannibalism. Very damaging. ~Peter O’Toole, on psychoanalysis
It is not for kings to drink
It is not for kings to drink wine; nor for princes strong drink: Lest they…
To me novels are just quotations with
To me, novels are just quotations with a bunch of filler. ~Terri Guillemets
If youve lost your enthusiasm theres no
If you’ve lost your enthusiasm, there’s no better place to find it than on a…
My problem lies in reconciling my gross
My problem lies in reconciling my gross habits with my net income. ~Errol Flynn
Civilization is the distance man has placed
Civilization is the distance man has placed between himself and his excreta. ~Brian AldissPCR
Bravery is being the only one who
Bravery is being the only one who knows you’re afraid. ~Franklin P. Jones
An earthquake achieves what the law promises
An earthquake achieves what the law promises but does not in practice maintain – the…
And in spite of his practical ability
And in spite of his practical ability, some of his experience had petrified into maxims…
Womens chains have been forged by men
Women’s chains have been forged by men, not by anatomy. ~Estelle R. RameyWRM
If you plant twinkies in your body
If you plant Twinkies in your body garden, how do you expect to harvest health?…
In a mist the heights can for
In a mist the heights can for the most part see each other; but the…
Invisible tears are the hardest to wipe
Invisible tears are the hardest to wipe away. Just let it out, my friend. ~Terri…
No one means all he says and
No one means all he says, and yet very few say all they mean, for…
One must ask children and birds how
One must ask children and birds how cherries and strawberries taste. ~Johann Wolfgang von Goethe,…
Never eat more than you can lift
Never eat more than you can lift. ~Miss PiggyETW
Nursing would be a dream job if
Nursing would be a dream job if there were no doctors. ~Gerhard Kocher
Jumping for joy is good exercise author
Jumping for joy is good exercise. ~Author UnknownFELI
Sometimes even the flight of an angel
Sometimes even the flight of an angel hits turbulence.
Eat right exercise regularly die anyway author
Eat right, exercise regularly, die anyway. ~Author Unknown
A bank is a place that will
A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that…
I love america the world brotherhood and
I love America. I love the world. Brotherhood and sisterhood have no borders. My heart…
Nothing is more miserable than man of
Nothing is more miserable than man, Of all upon the earth that breathes and creeps….
You may not realize it when happens
You may not realize it when it happens, but a kick in the teeth may…
An art critic is someone who appreciates
An art critic is someone who appreciates art, except for any particular piece of art. …
An age is called dark not because
An age is called Dark, not because the light fails to shine, but because people…
Borrowers of books those mutilators collections
Borrowers of books – those mutilators of collections, spoilers of the symmetry of shelves, and…
Television a medium so called because
Television: A medium – so called because it is neither rare nor well done. ~Ernie…
Take care of your body its the
Take care of your body. It’s the only place you have to live. ~Jim Rohn
I cannot for the life of me
google_ad_section_start(weight=ignore) I cannot for the life of me see why the umpires, the only two…
The best substitute for experience is being
The best substitute for experience is being sixteen. ~Raymond Duncan
My heart beat beats me senselessly whys
My heart beat, beats me senselessly, Why’s everything gotta be so intense with me… ~Katy…
Theres nothing sweeter than a cup of
There’s nothing sweeter than a cup of bitter coffee. ~Rian Aditiamar2011email
A fanatic is one who sticks to
A fanatic is one who sticks to his guns whether they’re loaded or not. ~Franklin…
Who recalls when folks got along without
Who recalls when folks got along without something if it cost too much? ~Kin Hubbard
Mothers love grows by giving charles lamb
Mother’s love grows by giving. ~Charles LambPIM
There are a thousand hacking at the
There are a thousand hacking at the branches of evil to one who is striking…
To promise not to do a thing
To promise not to do a thing is the surest way in the world to…
Everybody wants to eat at the governments
Everybody wants to eat at the government’s table, but nobody wants to do the dishes. …
Your children need your presence more than
Your children need your presence more than your presents. ~Jesse Jackson
If spring betrays summer would autumn never
If spring betrays summer, would autumn never arrive? ~Terri Guillemets
No one should be able to enter
No one should be able to enter a wilderness by mechanical means. ~Garrett Hardin, The…
Us consumers and industry dispose of enough
U.S. consumers and industry dispose of enough aluminum to rebuild the commercial air fleet every…