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Driving a brand new car feels like
Driving a brand new car feels like driving around in an open billfold with the…
Golf is a game where white men
Golf is a game where white men can dress up as black pimps and get…
No man but feels more of a
No man but feels more of a man in the world if he have but…
A good leader is a person who
A good leader is a person who takes a little more than his share of…
What i mean is that if you
What I mean is that if you really want to understand something, the best way…
I guess ive spent my life listening
I guess I’ve spent my life listening to what wasn’t being said. ~Eli Khamarov, America…
Governments should not possess instruments of coercion
Governments should not possess instruments of coercion and violence denied to their citizens. ~Edgar A….
Write down the thoughts of moment those
Write down the thoughts of the moment. Those that come unsought for are commonly the…
Nothing seems to please a fly so
Nothing seems to please a fly so much as to be taken for a currant;…
A king realizing his incompetence can either
A king, realizing his incompetence, can either delegate or abdicate his duties. A father can…
Been taken for granted imagine how god
Been taken for granted? Imagine how God feels. ~Author Unknown
Necessity may be the mother of invention
Necessity may be the mother of invention, but play is certainly the father. ~Roger von…
A thankful heart is not only the
A thankful heart is not only the greatest virtue, but the parent of all the…
Back up my hard drive how do
Back up my hard drive? How do I put it in reverse? ~Author Unknown
Im holding a teardrop for friend until
I’m holding a teardrop for a friend Until his heartache and misery end.
I would like to deny all allegations
I would like to deny all allegations by Bob Hope that during my last game…
Success will never be a big step
Success will never be a big step in the future, success is a small step…
Inflation hasnt ruined everything a dime can
Inflation hasn’t ruined everything. A dime can still be used as a screwdriver. ~Quoted in…
Just because something is unbelievable does not
Just because something is unbelievable does not mean you shouldn’t believe it. Put another way,…
When i was twelve went hunting with
When I was twelve, I went hunting with my father and we shot a bird. …
When you have done your best for
When you have done your best for a flower, and it fails, you have some…
When a guy goes to hooker hes
When a guy goes to a hooker, he’s not paying her for sex, he’s paying…
I was thrown out of college for
I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam: I looked into…
Decorate yourself from the inside out terri
Decorate yourself from the inside out.This always reminds me of the line from Veronica Shoffstall’s…
Man must search for what is right
Man must search for what is right, and let happiness come on its own. ~Johann…
When you suffer an attack of nerves
When you suffer an attack of nerves you’re being attacked by the nervous system. What…
Dont simply retire from something have something
Don’t simply retire from something; have something to retire to. ~Harry Emerson Fosdick
College is a place to keep warm
College is a place to keep warm between high school and an early marriage. ~George…
Id rather kiss a mad cow on
I’d rather kiss a mad cow on the muzzle than a smoker on the mouth. …
The most violent element in society is
The most violent element in society is ignorance. ~Emma Goldman
I want a red dress it flimsy
I want a red dress. I want it flimsy and cheap, I want it too…
I imagine that yes is the only
I imagine that yes is the only living thing. ~e.e. cummingsSD
Plant a radish get never any doubt
Plant a radish, get a radish, never any doubt. That’s why I love vegetables, you…
Cats speak a subtle language in which
Cats speak a subtle language in which few sounds carry many meanings, depending on how…
No woman is required to build the
No woman is required to build the world by destroying herself. ~Rabbi Sofer
You cant stop the waves but you
You can’t stop the waves, but you can learn how to surf. ~Jon Kabat-Zinn
Wish on everything pink cars are good
Wish on everything. Pink cars are good, especially old ones. And stars of course, first…
The world is governed more by appearance
The world is governed more by appearance than realities so that it is fully as…
Dark clouds may hang on me sometimes
Dark clouds may hang on me sometimes, but I’ll work it out… ~Dave Matthews, "Dancing…
I would rather be right than president
I would rather be right than President. ~Henry Clay, speech, 1850MCTO
The sorrow which has no vent in
The sorrow which has no vent in tears may make other organs weep. ~Henry Maudsley
It is very strange this domination of
It is very strange, this domination of our intellect by our digestive organs. We cannot…
Grammar is the grave of letters elbert
Grammar is the grave of letters. ~Elbert Hubbard
Language forces us to perceive the world
Language forces us to perceive the world as man presents it to us. ~Julia Penelope
Old age is a lot of crossed
Old age is a lot of crossed off names in an address book. ~Ronald Blythe
Nerves and butterflies are fine theyre
Nerves and butterflies are fine – they’re a physical sign that you’re mentally ready and…
Lots of people talk to animals not
Lots of people talk to animals…. Not very many listen, though…. That’s the problem. ~Benjamin…
Some people are so boring that they
Some people are so boring that they make you waste an entire day in five…
There are always three sides to every
There are always three sides to every story: your side, the other side, and the…
Im fed up to the ears with
I’m fed up to the ears with old men dreaming up wars for young men…
We have to shift our emphasis from
We have to shift our emphasis from economic efficiency and materialism towards a sustainable quality…
Laws control the lesser man right conduct
Laws control the lesser man. Right conduct controls the greater one. ~Chinese Proverb
No one is moved to act or
No one is moved to act, or resolves to speak a single word, who does…
Safety is as simple abc always
Safety is as simple as ABC – Always Be Careful. ~Author Unknown
The law condemns and punishes only actions
The law condemns and punishes only actions within certain definite and narrow limits; it thereby…
I often derive a peculiar satisfaction in
I often derive a peculiar satisfaction in conversing with the ancient and modern dead, –…
In the education of children there is
In the education of children there is nothing like alluring the interest and affection; otherwise…
If you see ten troubles coming down
If you see ten troubles coming down the road, you can be sure that nine…
Your children vividly remember every unkind thing
Your children vividly remember every unkind thing you ever did to them, plus a few…
Men fear death as children to go
Men fear Death, as children fear to go in the dark; and as that natural…
They throw their clubs backwards and thats
They throw their clubs backwards, and that’s wrong. You should always throw a club ahead…
Tis not always in a physicians power
‘Tis not always in a physician’s power to cure the sick; at times the disease…
Sadness flies away on the wings of
Sadness flies away on the wings of time. ~Jean de La Fontaine
Collections of gnomes adages sayings and parables
Collections of gnomes, adages, sayings, and parables have been made from times immemorial in all…
The value of identity course is that
The value of identity of course is that so often with it comes purpose. ~Richard…
My formula for living is quite simple
My formula for living is quite simple. I get up in the morning and I…
Artists can color the sky red because
Artists can color the sky red because they know it’s blue. Those of us who…
Death is a delightful hiding place for
Death is a delightful hiding place for weary men. ~HerodotusDCMOO
I lack the peace of simple things
I lack the peace of simple things. I am never wholly in place. I find…
To whoever invented fantasy redwood trees and
To whoever invented fantasy, redwood trees, and apple pie for breakfast: well done. ~Dr. SunWolf, professorsunwolf.comtwitter.com/WordWhispers/status/24849640155
Out of the bosom air cloud folds her
Out of the bosom of the Air, Out of the cloud-folds of her garments shaken,…
Diamonds are a girls best friend and
Diamonds are a girl’s best friend and a man’s worst enemy. ~Author Unknown
I dont know if god exists but
I don’t know if God exists, but it would be better for His reputation if…
The democrats seem to be basically nicer
The Democrats seem to be basically nicer people, but they have demonstrated time and again…
Middle age is the time when a
Middle age is the time when a man is always thinking that in a week…
When buying a used car punch the
When buying a used car, punch the buttons on the radio. If all the stations…
To me being an american means feeling
To me, being an American means feeling safe. ~Currielene Armstrong
He who limps is still walking stanislaw
He who limps is still walking. ~Stanislaw J. LecCCQ
When we cannot bear to be alone
When we cannot bear to be alone, it means we do not properly value the…
To speak ill of others is a
To speak ill of others is a dishonest way of praising ourselves. ~Will and Ariel…
Memory impairment the free prize at bottom
Memory impairment: the free prize at the bottom of every vodka bottle. ~Big Bang Theory,…
The pleasure we obtain from music comes
The pleasure we obtain from music comes from counting, but counting unconsciously. Music is nothing…
Self pity is a sinkhole from which no
Self-pity is… a sinkhole from which no rescuing hand can drag you because you have…
I think if were a woman id
I think if I were a woman I’d wear coffee as a perfume. ~John Van…
Live as long you may the first
Live as long as you may, the first twenty years are the longest half of…