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Its difficult to think anything but pleasant
It’s difficult to think anything but pleasant thoughts while eating a homegrown tomato. ~Lewis Grizzard
Seventy percent of success in life is
Seventy percent of success in life is showing up. ~Woody Allen
Success is due less to ability than
Success is due less to ability than to zeal. ~Charles Buxton
Bigamy is having one husband or wife
Bigamy is having one husband or wife too many. Monogamy is the same. ~Oscar Wilde
The saddest aspect of life right now
The saddest aspect of life right now is that science gathers knowledge faster than society…
If your children spend most of their
If your children spend most of their time in other people’s houses, you’re lucky; if…
Welcome to arizona where summer spends the
Welcome to Arizona, where summer spends the winter – and hell spends the summer. ~Popular…
How child do i know where youre
How, child, do I know where you’re headed? Because I’m there, and I can see…
It is with our passions as it
It is with our passions as it is with fire and water; they are good…
The story of easter is the gods
The story of Easter is the story of God’s wonderful window of divine surprise. ~Carl…
I drive way too fast to worry
I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol. ~Author Unknown
Every two years the american politics industry
Every two years the American politics industry fills the airwaves with the most virulent, scurrilous,…
An illness of the mind is an
An illness of the mind is an illness of the body, and vice versa.
It is not the cares of today
It is not the cares of today, but the cares of tomorrow, that weigh a…
The footprint of the owner is best
The footprint of the owner is the best manure. ~English ProverbCUL
The man who reads nothing at all
The man who reads nothing at all is better educated than the man who reads…
Do what you can with have where
Do what you can, with what you have, where you are. ~Theodore Roosevelt
After about 20 years of marriage im
After about 20 years of marriage, I’m finally starting to scratch the surface of that…
Gambling the sure way of getting nothing
Gambling: The sure way of getting nothing from something. ~Wilson Mizner
Nobody forgets where he buried the hatchet
Nobody forgets where he buried the hatchet. ~Frank McKinney "Kin" Hubbard, Abe Martin’s Broadcast, 1930PMB
The mind is seldom quickened to very
The mind is seldom quickened to very vigorous operations but by pain, or the dread…
Candle light moon star the brightest glow
Candle light, moon light, star light, The brightest glow is from love light.Amen & props…
The tie which links mother and child
The tie which links mother and child is of such pure and immaculate strength as…
Bloods thicker than water and when ones
Blood’s thicker than water, and when one’s in trouble Best to seek out a relative’s…
A bit of fragrance always clings to
A bit of fragrance always clings to the hand that gives roses. ~Chinese Proverb
Even when freshly washed and relieved of
Even when freshly washed and relieved of all obvious confections, children tend to be sticky. …
Big sisters are the crab grass in
Big sisters are the crab grass in the lawn of life. ~Charles M. SchulzPIH
Some men are so macho theyll get
Some men are so macho they’ll get you pregnant just to kill a rabbit. ~Maureen…
Prosperity is a great teacher adversity greater
Prosperity is a great teacher; adversity is a greater. ~William Hazlittmcto
When i tear myself away from my
When I tear myself away from my computer I find nothing but beauty, love, relaxation….
If i had been around when rubens
If I had been around when Rubens was painting, I would have been revered as…
If malice or envy were tangible and
If malice or envy were tangible and had a shape, it would be the shape…
Come ye disconsolate whereer you languish come
Come, ye disconsolate, where’er you languish, Come at the shrine of God fervently kneel; Here…
Its easy to make a buck lot
It’s easy to make a buck. It’s a lot tougher to make a difference. ~Tom…
I dont answer the phone get feeling
I don’t answer the phone. I get the feeling whenever I do that there will…
He kept at true good humours mark
He kept at true good humour’s mark The social flow of pleasure’s tide: He never…
A touchstone to determine the actual worth
A touchstone to determine the actual worth of an "intellectual" – find out how he…
Until then mio dolce amor a thousand
Until then, mio dolce amor, a thousand kisses; but give me none in return, for…
Age is a question of mind over
Age is a question of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter. …
That money talks ill not deny i
That money talks I’ll not deny, I heard it once: It said, "Goodbye." ~Richard Armour
Man is born to trouble as the
Man is born to trouble, as the sparks fly upward. ~Job 5:7
God a disease we imagine are cured
God: a disease we imagine we are cured of because no one dies of it…
We are all dietetic sinners only a
We are all dietetic sinners; only a small percent of what we eat nourishes us;…
So like a forgotten fire childhood can
So, like a forgotten fire, a childhood can always flare up again within us. ~Gaston…
A man and his art are like
A man and his art are like a fool and his king.
The art of being wise is the
The art of being wise is the art of knowing what to overlook. ~William JamesLLDT;…
Retirement at sixty five is ridiculous when i
Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pimples. ~George Burns
Something that has always puzzled me all
Something that has always puzzled me all my life is why, when I am in…
A photographer gets people to pose for
A photographer gets people to pose for him. A yoga instructor gets people to pose…
Some see a hopeless end while others
Some see a hopeless end, while others see an endless hope. ~Author Unknown
O poor mortals how ye make this
O poor mortals, how ye make this earth bitter for each other. ~Thomas Carlyle, The…
In my age as in youth night
In my age, as in my youth, night brings me many a deep remorse. I…
Angels sail back to god on the
Angels sail back to God on the sea of joy.
When a man talks dirty to woman
When a man talks dirty to a woman, it’s sexual harassment. When a woman talks…
I want to have a good body
I want to have a good body, but not as much as I want dessert. …
It was one of those perfect english
It was one of those perfect English autumnal days which occur more frequently in memory…
I use the word 34fat34 that because
I use the word "fat." I use that word because that’s what people are: they’re…
Warranty a notice telling the buyer
Warranty ? A notice telling the buyer when the product that was just purchased will…
Suburbia is where the developer bulldozes out
Suburbia is where the developer bulldozes out the trees, then names the streets after them. …
It is incontestable that music induces in
It is incontestable that music induces in us a sense of the infinite and the…
Mother nature is the ultimate truth of
Mother Nature is the ultimate truth of the show must go on.
Hateful to me as the gates of
Hateful to me as the gates of Hades is that man who hides one thing…
Immortality i notice that as soon writers
Immortality. I notice that as soon as writers broach this question they begin to quote….
My reaction to porn films is as
My reaction to porn films is as follows: After the first ten minutes, I want…
You enter into a certain amount of
You enter into a certain amount of madness when you marry a person with pets. …
Clasp my love around your neck wear
Clasp my love around your neck, Wear my heart on your finger. My soul will…
People seldom notice old clothes if you
People seldom notice old clothes if you wear a big smile. ~Lee Mildon
Satire is a sort of glass wherein
Satire is a sort of glass, wherein beholders do generally discover everybody’s face but their…
Bygone troubles are good to tell yiddish
Bygone troubles are good to tell. ~Yiddish ProverbCUL
When you look into an abyss the
When you look into an abyss, the abyss also looks into you. ~Friedrich Nietzche
A mans soul may be buried and
A man’s soul may be buried and perish under a dungheap or in a furrow…
Argue for your limitations and sure enough
Argue for your limitations and, sure enough, they’re yours. ~Richard Bach, Illusions
Many persons wonder why they dont amount
Many persons wonder why they don’t amount to more than they do, have good stuff…
We do survive every moment after all
We do survive every moment, after all, except the last one. ~John UpdikeFD
When i am in the country wish
When I am in the country I wish to vegetate like the country. ~William Hazlitt,…
The map is not the territory alfred
The map is not the territory. ~Alfred Korzybski
Gravitation is not responsible for people falling
Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love. ~Albert Einstein
Men fear thought as they nothing else
Men fear thought as they fear nothing else on earth, more than ruin, more even…
One of the symptoms an approaching nervous
One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one’s work…
A man never knows how to say
A man never knows how to say goodbye; a woman never knows when to say…
Learn as much you can while are
Learn as much as you can while you are young, since life becomes too busy…
The only disability in life is a
The only disability in life is a bad attitude. ~Scott Hamilton
Talk is cheap because supply exceeds demand
Talk is cheap because supply exceeds demand. ~Author Unknown
The universal joy of christmas is certainly
The universal joy of Christmas is certainly wonderful. We ring the bells when princes are…
Human feet are conspicuously absent from beer
[H]uman feet are conspicuously absent from beer making. ~Steve Mirsky, "Ale’s Well with the World,"…
Making the decision to have a child
Making the decision to have a child is momentous. It is to decide forever to…
Marriage is like a phone call in
Marriage is like a phone call in the night: first the ring, and then you…
It is easy to stand a pain
It is easy to stand a pain, but difficult to stand an itch. ~Chang Ch’aoDCMOO