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Kindness is the language which deaf can
Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see. ~Mark…
The big difference between sex for money
The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for…
I keep the telephone of my mind
I keep the telephone of my mind open to peace, harmony, health, love and abundance. …
Even if you have just destroyed a
Even if you have just destroyed a Ming Vase, purr. Usually all will be forgiven. …
Im not sure about automobiles with all
I’m not sure… he’s wrongabout automobiles…. Eugene said. With all their speed forward they may…
Know that however ugly the parts appear
…[K]now that however ugly the parts appear the whole remains beautiful. A severed hand Is…
Some stand on tiptoe trying to reach
Some stand on tiptoe trying to reach God to talk to him ? you try…
Sometimes its important to work for that
Sometimes it’s important to work for that pot of gold. But other times it’s essential…
Americans like fat books and thin women
Americans like fat books and thin women. ~Russell BakerCUL
I feel about airplanes the way diets
I feel about airplanes the way I feel about diets. It seems to me that…
It takes two to lie one lie
It takes two to lie. One to lie and one to listen. ~"Homer Simpson," from…
Things as certain death and taxes can
Things as certain as death and taxes, can be more firmly believed. ~Daniel Defoe, The…
I care not much for a mans
I care not much for a man’s religion whose dog and cat are not the…
If ifs were gifts every day would
If ifs were gifts, every day would be Christmas. ~Charles BarkleyBS
The miserable have no other medicine but
The miserable have no other medicine But only hope. ~William Shakespeare, Measure for Measure
What will matter is not your success
What will matter is not your success but your significance…. ~Michael Josephson, from "What Will…
Whenever it is possible a boy should
Whenever it is possible, a boy should choose some occupation which he should do even…
Women have served all these centuries as
Women have served all these centuries as looking-glasses providing the magic and delicious power of…
An intellectual is someone who can listen
[An intellectual] is someone who can listen to the "William Tell Overture" without thinking of…
Inflation hasnt ruined everything a dime can
Inflation hasn’t ruined everything. A dime can still be used as a screwdriver. ~Quoted in…
Fork an instrument used chiefly for the
Fork: An instrument used chiefly for the purpose of putting dead animals into the mouth. …
Reality is too much to take in
Reality is too much to take in heapfuls, but sprinkle it sparingly upon life’s path…
br / The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets t
The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. ~Author Unknown
I believe that one of the great
I believe that one of the great problems for us as individuals is the depression…
Pain is nothing compared to what it
Pain is nothing compared to what it feels like to quit. ~Author Unknown
That in man which cannot be domesticated
That in man which cannot be domesticated is not his evil but his goodness. ~Antonio…
In marriage there are no manners to
In marriage there are no manners to keep up, and beneath the wildest accusations no…
To decide is to walk facing forward
To decide is to walk facing forward with nary a crick in your neck from…
Christmas is a time when you get
Christmas is a time when you get homesick – even when you’re home. ~Carol Nelson
The greater the number of laws and
The greater the number of laws and enactments, the more thieves and robbers there will…
Rest is not idleness and to lie
Rest is not idleness, and to lie sometimes on the grass on a summer day…
Vacuums dont clean houses people everybody loves
Vacuums don’t clean houses. People clean houses. ~Everybody Loves Raymond, "Humm Vac," written by Lew…
A gun gives you the body not
A gun gives you the body, not the bird. ~Henry David ThoreauCDC
The era of true peace on earth
The era of true peace on earth will not come as long as a tremendous…
When we talk to god were praying
When we talk to God, we’re praying. When God talks to us, we’re schizophrenic. ~Jane…
Books are the glass of council to
Books are the glass of council to dress ourselves by. ~Bulstrode WhitlockCOE
I am not a has been will be
I am not a has-been. I am a will be. ~Lauren Bacall
The best kind of alarm clock is
The best kind of alarm clock is the purring kind. ~Terri Guillemets
In college yuppies major in business administration
In college, Yuppies major in business administration. If to meet certain requirements they have to…
If you have an apple and i
If you have an apple and I have an apple and we exchange these apples…
Beauty is not in the face beauty
Beauty is not in the face; beauty is a light in the heart. ~Kahlil Gibran
From a commercial point of view if
From a commercial point of view, if Christmas did not exist it would be necessary…
You have enemies good that means youve
You have enemies? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life. …
What fools indeed we morals are to
What fools indeed we morals are To lavish care upon a Car, With ne’er a…
One filled with joy preaches without preaching
One filled with joy preaches without preaching. ~Mother Teresa
Break open a cherry tree and there
Break open a cherry tree and there are no flowers, but the spring breeze brings…
It is a comely fashion to be
It is a comely fashion to be glad; Joy is the grace we say to…
Their very conservatism is secondhand and they
Their very conservatism is secondhand, and they don’t know what they are conserving. ~Robertson Davies
There is not a sprig of grass
There is not a sprig of grass that shoots uninteresting to me. ~Thomas Jefferson, letter…
Roses are reddish violets bluish if it
Roses are reddish Violets are bluish If it weren’t for Christmas We’d all be Jewish….
A childhood is what anyone wants to
A childhood is what anyone wants to remember of it. It leaves behind no fossils,…
We could have saved the earth but
We could have saved the Earth but we were too damned cheap. ~Kurt Vonnegut, Jr.
The only way to read a book
The only way to read a book of aphorisms without being bored is to open…
Any fool can write code that a
Any fool can write code that a computer can understand. Good programmers write code that…
We semaphore from ship to ship but
We semaphore from ship to ship, but they’re sinking, too. ~Mignon McLaughlin, The Second Neurotic’s…
People tend to forget that play is
People tend to forget that play is serious. ~David Hockney
Ah me why may not love and
Ah me! why may not love and life be one? ~Henry TimrodQSO
Fashion can be bought style one must
Fashion can be bought. Style one must possess. ~Edna Woolman ChaseOPV
I hear the wind among trees playing
I hear the wind among the trees Playing the celestial symphonies; I see the branches…
Yoga doesnt take time it gives time
Yoga doesn’t take time, it gives time. ~Ganga White
After all what is your hosts purpose
After all, what is your host’s purpose in having a party? Surely not for you…
Take care that no one hates you
Take care that no one hates you justly. ~Publilius Syrus
You can see a lot by just
You can see a lot by just looking. ~Yogi Berra, also often quoted as "You…
Home the spot of earth supremely blest
Home, the spot of earth supremely blest, A dearer, sweeter spot than all the rest….
We do not inherit the earth from
We do not inherit the earth from our ancestors, we borrow it from our children. …
You have to expect things of yourself
You have to expect things of yourself before you can do them. ~Michael Jordan
Marriage is a ghastly public confession of
Marriage is a ghastly public confession of a strictly private intention. ~Ian HayLCC
The wise man in the storm prays
The wise man in the storm prays God, not for safety from danger, but for…
I didnt do anything that can properly
…I didn’t do anything that can properly be called research; rather, I proceeded by the…
A friend is the one who comes
A friend is the one who comes in when the whole world has gone out. …
You do not lead by hitting people
You do not lead by hitting people over the head. That’s assault, not leadership. ~Dwight…
Because thats what kindness is its not
Because that’s what kindness is. It’s not doing something for someone else because they can’t,…
Anyone who says sunshine brings happiness has
Anyone who says sunshine brings happiness has never danced in the rain. ~Author Unknown
The naked earth is warm with spring
The naked earth is warm with Spring, And with green grass and bursting trees Leans…
One minute youre bleeding the next hemorrhaging
One minute you’re bleeding. The next minute you’re hemorrhaging. The next minute you’re painting the…
Father to god himself we cannot
Father! – to God himself we cannot give a holier name. ~William WordsworthCD
Of all the things you wear your
Of all the things you wear, your expression is the most important. ~Janet Lane
There is always some specific moment when
There is always some specific moment when we realize our youth is gone; but years…
When an illness knocks you on your
When an illness knocks you on your ass, you should stay and relax for a…
Volunteers are the only human beings on
Volunteers are the only human beings on the face of the earth who reflect this…
Live simply that others might live elizabeth
Live simply that others might simply live. ~Elizabeth Ann Seton
Television has a real problem they have
Television has a real problem. They have no page two. Consequently every big story gets…
As a gardener im among those who
As a gardener, I’m among those who believe that much of the evidence of God’s…
Were all hookers what matters is dignity
We’re all hookers. What matters is dignity. ~Mike Farren
Anyhow the hole in doughnut is at
Anyhow, the hole in the doughnut is at least digestible. ~H.L. MenckenCOCI
But i do mean to say have
But I do mean to say, I have heard her declare, When at the same…
Chili represents your three stages of matter
Chili represents your three stages of matter: solid, liquid, and eventually gas. ~Roseanne, "Don’t Make…