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Alas it is not the child but
Alas! it is not the child but the boy that generally survives in the man. …
Women may be able to fake orgasms
Women may be able to fake orgasms, but men can fake whole relationships. ~James Shubert
If the world were a logical place
If the world were a logical place, men would ride side saddle. ~Rita Mae Brown
Stop im the guy i dont stop
Stop? I’m the guy. I don’t stop! That’s the woman’s job. We’re the gas, they’re…
Did you hear about the baby born
Did you hear about the baby born with organs of both sexes? It had a…
Men lose more conquests by their own
Men lose more conquests by their own awkwardness than by any virtue in the woman. …
I like naked women im a bloke
I like naked women. I’m a bloke. I’m supposed to like them. We’re born like…
Whats the matter with you guys the
What’s the matter with you guys? The sight of blonde hair knocks you three rungs…
A mans home may be his castle
A man’s home may be his castle on the outside; inside, it is more often…
Women are one of the almightys enigmas
Women are one of the Almighty’s enigmas to prove to men that He knows more…
Show me a woman who doesnt feel
Show me a woman who doesn’t feel guilty and I’ll show you a man. ~Erica…
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All men are rapists and that’s all they are. They rape us with their eyes,…
Im a babe magnet just the wrong
I’m a babe magnet… just the wrong end. ~Author Unknown
A man who marries his mistress leaves
A man who marries his mistress leaves a vacancy in that position. ~Oscar WildePMB
Whats with you men would hair stop
What’s with you men? Would hair stop growing on your chest if you asked directions…
Part of the reason that men seem
Part of the reason that men seem so much less loving than women is that…
If men can run the world why
If men can run the world, why can’t they stop wearing neckties? How intelligent is…
Men are clinging to football on a
Men are clinging to football on a level we aren’t even aware of. For centuries,…
I can eat a man but im
I can eat a man, but I’m not sure of the fiber content. ~Jenny EclairWRM
The only time a woman really succeeds
The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he is…
Imagine what will happen to this nation
Imagine what will happen to this nation if large numbers of American women start using…
Sometimes i wonder if men and women
Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps they should live…
I know many married men even a
I know many married men, I even know a few happily married men, but I…
Women speak because they wish to speak
Women speak because they wish to speak, whereas a man speaks only when driven to…
Tis strange what a man may do
‘Tis strange what a man may do, and a woman yet think him an angel. …
A man always blames the woman who
A man always blames the woman who fools him. In the same way he blames…
Self discipline implies some unpleasant things to me
Self-discipline implies some unpleasant things to me, including staying away from chocolate and keeping my…
Men want a woman whom they can
Men want a woman whom they can turn on and off like a light switch. …
The only difference between men and boys
The only difference between men and boys is the cost of their toys. ~Author Unknown
No man stands so straight as when
No man stands so straight as when he stoops to help a boy. ~Knights of…
Sometimes i think if there was a
Sometimes I think if there was a third sex men wouldn’t get so much as…
Theres a difference between beauty and charm
There’s a difference between beauty and charm. A beautiful woman is one I notice. A…
Women are never disarmed by compliments men
Women are never disarmed by compliments; men always are. ~Oscar Wilde, An Ideal Husband, 1899LCD
On the one hand well never experience
On the one hand, we’ll never experience childbirth. On the other hand, we can open…
When a man of forty falls in
When a man of forty falls in love with a girl of twenty, it isn’t…
When a man talks dirty to woman
When a man talks dirty to a woman, it’s sexual harassment. When a woman talks…
The first time you buy a house
The first time you buy a house you see how pretty the paint is and…
br / The best part of living alone is never having to tuck you
The best part of living alone is never having to tuck your morning wood in…
When it comes to hiding porn every
When it comes to hiding porn, every man is a CIA agent. ~S.A. Sachs
A mans heart may have a secret
A man’s heart may have a secret sanctuary where only one woman may enter, but…
My theory is that men are no
My theory is that men are no more liberated than women. ~Indira GandhiCUL
Men are beasts and even dont behave
Men are beasts and even beasts don’t behave as they do. ~Brigitte Bardot
Give a man free hand and hell
Give a man a free hand and he’ll run it all over you. ~Mae WestLTC
There is no female mozart because there
There is no female Mozart because there is no female Jack the Ripper. ~Camille PagliaWRM
Anybody who believes that the way to
Anybody who believes that the way to a man’s heart is through his stomach flunked…
It takes a woman twenty years to
It takes a woman twenty years to make a man of her son, and another…
All women become like their mothers that
All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That’s his. …
I wonder why men get serious at
I wonder why men get serious at all. They have this delicate, long thing hanging…
Women have served all these centuries as
Women have served all these centuries as looking-glasses providing the magic and delicious power of…
Never trust a husband too far nor
Never trust a husband too far, nor a bachelor too near. ~Helen Rowland
Men can read maps better than women
Men can read maps better than women. ‘Cause only the male mind could conceive of…
Many a man owes his success to
Many a man owes his success to his first wife, and his second wife to…
Some men are so macho theyll get
Some men are so macho they’ll get you pregnant just to kill a rabbit. ~Maureen…