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Men Quotes SMS

Men Quotes SMS

Alas it is not the child but

Alas! it is not the child but the boy that generally survives in the man. …

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Women may be able to fake orgasms

Women may be able to fake orgasms, but men can fake whole relationships.  ~James Shubert

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If the world were a logical place

If the world were a logical place, men would ride side saddle.  ~Rita Mae Brown

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Stop im the guy i dont stop

Stop?  I’m the guy.  I don’t stop!  That’s the woman’s job.  We’re the gas, they’re…

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Did you hear about the baby born

Did you hear about the baby born with organs of both sexes?  It had a…

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Men lose more conquests by their own

Men lose more conquests by their own awkwardness than by any virtue in the woman. …

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I like naked women im a bloke

I like naked women.  I’m a bloke.  I’m supposed to like them.  We’re born like…

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Whats the matter with you guys the

What’s the matter with you guys?  The sight of blonde hair knocks you three rungs…

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A mans home may be his castle

A man’s home may be his castle on the outside; inside, it is more often…

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Women are one of the almightys enigmas

Women are one of the Almighty’s enigmas to prove to men that He knows more…

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Show me a woman who doesnt feel

Show me a woman who doesn’t feel guilty and I’ll show you a man.  ~Erica…

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br / All men are rapists and that’s all they are.  They r

All men are rapists and that’s all they are.  They rape us with their eyes,…

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Im a babe magnet just the wrong

I’m a babe magnet… just the wrong end.  ~Author Unknown

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A man who marries his mistress leaves

A man who marries his mistress leaves a vacancy in that position.  ~Oscar WildePMB

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Whats with you men would hair stop

What’s with you men?  Would hair stop growing on your chest if you asked directions…

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Part of the reason that men seem

Part of the reason that men seem so much less loving than women is that…

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If men can run the world why

If men can run the world, why can’t they stop wearing neckties?  How intelligent is…

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Men are clinging to football on a

Men are clinging to football on a level we aren’t even aware of.  For centuries,…

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I can eat a man but im

I can eat a man, but I’m not sure of the fiber content.  ~Jenny EclairWRM

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The only time a woman really succeeds

The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he is…

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Imagine what will happen to this nation

Imagine what will happen to this nation if large numbers of American women start using…

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Sometimes i wonder if men and women

Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other.  Perhaps they should live…

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I know many married men even a

I know many married men, I even know a few happily married men, but I…

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Women speak because they wish to speak

Women speak because they wish to speak, whereas a man speaks only when driven to…

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Tis strange what a man may do

‘Tis strange what a man may do, and a woman yet think him an angel. …

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A man always blames the woman who

A man always blames the woman who fools him.  In the same way he blames…

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Self discipline implies some unpleasant things to me

Self-discipline implies some unpleasant things to me, including staying away from chocolate and keeping my…

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Men want a woman whom they can

Men want a woman whom they can turn on and off like a light switch. …

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The only difference between men and boys

The only difference between men and boys is the cost of their toys.  ~Author Unknown

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No man stands so straight as when

No man stands so straight as when he stoops to help a boy.  ~Knights of…

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Sometimes i think if there was a

Sometimes I think if there was a third sex men wouldn’t get so much as…

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Macho doesnt prove mucho zsa zsa gabor

Macho doesn’t prove mucho.  ~Zsa Zsa GaborWRM

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Theres a difference between beauty and charm

There’s a difference between beauty and charm.  A beautiful woman is one I notice.  A…

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Women are never disarmed by compliments men

Women are never disarmed by compliments; men always are.  ~Oscar Wilde, An Ideal Husband, 1899LCD

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On the one hand well never experience

On the one hand, we’ll never experience childbirth.  On the other hand, we can open…

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When a man of forty falls in

When a man of forty falls in love with a girl of twenty, it isn’t…

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When a man talks dirty to woman

When a man talks dirty to a woman, it’s sexual harassment.  When a woman talks…

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The first time you buy a house

The first time you buy a house you see how pretty the paint is and…

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br / The best part of living alone is never having to tuck you

The best part of living alone is never having to tuck your morning wood in…

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When it comes to hiding porn every

When it comes to hiding porn, every man is a CIA agent.  ~S.A. Sachs

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A mans heart may have a secret

A man’s heart may have a secret sanctuary where only one woman may enter, but…

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My theory is that men are no

My theory is that men are no more liberated than women.  ~Indira GandhiCUL

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Men are beasts and even dont behave

Men are beasts and even beasts don’t behave as they do.  ~Brigitte Bardot

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Give a man free hand and hell

Give a man a free hand and he’ll run it all over you.  ~Mae WestLTC

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There is no female mozart because there

There is no female Mozart because there is no female Jack the Ripper.  ~Camille PagliaWRM

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Anybody who believes that the way to

Anybody who believes that the way to a man’s heart is through his stomach flunked…

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It takes a woman twenty years to

It takes a woman twenty years to make a man of her son, and another…

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All women become like their mothers that

All women become like their mothers.  That is their tragedy.  No man does.  That’s his. …

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I wonder why men get serious at

I wonder why men get serious at all.  They have this delicate, long thing hanging…

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Women have served all these centuries as

Women have served all these centuries as looking-glasses providing the magic and delicious power of…

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Never trust a husband too far nor

Never trust a husband too far, nor a bachelor too near.  ~Helen Rowland

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Men can read maps better than women

Men can read maps better than women.  ‘Cause only the male mind could conceive of…

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Many a man owes his success to

Many a man owes his success to his first wife, and his second wife to…

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Some men are so macho theyll get

Some men are so macho they’ll get you pregnant just to kill a rabbit.  ~Maureen…