Category: Medical Quotes SMS
Medical Quotes SMS
Symptoms then are in reality nothing but
Symptoms, then are in reality nothing but the cry from suffering organs. ~Jean Martin Charcot,…
A half doctor near is better than
A half doctor near is better than a whole one far away. ~German ProverbDCMOO
Doctors think a lot of patients are
Doctors think a lot of patients are cured who have simply quit in disgust. ~Don…
The medicalization of early diagnosis not only
The medicalization of early diagnosis not only hampers and discourages preventative health-care but it also…
One doctor makes work for another english
One doctor makes work for another. ~English ProverbDCMOO
In the sick room ten cents worth
In the sick room, ten cents’ worth of human understanding equals ten dollars’ worth of…
Oh the powers of nature she knows
Oh the powers of nature. She knows what we need, and the doctors know nothing. …
Dont think of organ donations as giving
Don’t think of organ donations as giving up part of yourself to keep a total…
A doctor whose breath smells has no
A doctor whose breath smells has no right to medical opinion. ~Martin H. FischerFFM
Man is a creature composed of countless
Man is a creature composed of countless millions of cells: a microbe is composed of…
Let the young know they will never
Let the young know they will never find a more interesting, more instructive book than…
When fate arrives the physician becomes a
When fate arrives the physician becomes a fool. ~Arabic ProverbDCMOO
Medicine sometimes snatches away health gives it
Medicine sometimes snatches away health, sometimes gives it. ~Ovid, TristiaDCMOO
150 people die every year from being
150 people die every year from being hit by falling coconuts. Not to worry, drug…
It is a mathematical fact that fifty
It is a mathematical fact that fifty percent of all doctors graduate in the bottom…
Symptoms are the bodys mother tongue signs
Symptoms are the body’s mother tongue; signs are in a foreign language. ~John BrownDCMOO
If you are too smart to pay
If you are too smart to pay the doctor, you had better be too smart…
A drug is that substance which when
A drug is that substance which, when injected into a rat, will produce a scientific…
I will lift mine eyes unto the
I will lift mine eyes unto the pills. Almost everyone takes them, from the humble…
Disease is war with the laws of
Disease is war with the laws of our being, and all war, as a great…
Despite all our toil and progress the
Despite all our toil and progress, the art of medicine still falls somewhere between trout…
The public blabbers about preventative medicine but
The public blabbers about preventative medicine, but will neither appreciate nor pay for it. You…
For the most part western medicine doctors
For the most part, Western medicine doctors are not healers, preventers, listeners, or educators. But…
It is a good thing for physician
It is a good thing for a physician to have prematurely grey hair and itching…
The greatest mistake in the treatment of
The greatest mistake in the treatment of diseases is that there are physicians for the…
It is sometimes as dangerous to be
It is sometimes as dangerous to be run into by a microbe as by a…
The field of western medicine has become
The field of Western medicine has become literally nothing but medicine. Doctors are on their…
The worst thing about medicine is that
The worst thing about medicine is that one kind makes another necessary. ~Elbert HubbardCUL
Never forget that it is not a
Never forget that it is not a pneumonia, but a pneumonic man who is your…
I got the bill for my surgery
I got the bill for my surgery. Now I know what those doctors were wearing…
A physician is obligated to consider more
A physician is obligated to consider more than a diseased organ, more even than the…
No man is a good doctor who
No man is a good doctor who has never been sick himself. ~Chinese ProverbDCMOO
Who ever thought up the word 34mammogram34
Who ever thought up the word "Mammogram?" Every time I hear it, I think I’m…
God heales and the physitian hath thankes
God heales, and the Physitian hath the thankes. ~George Herbert, Outlandish ProverbsCTO
Varicose veins are the result of an
Varicose veins are the result of an improper selection of grandparents. ~William OslerDCMOO
The patient does not care about your
The patient does not care about your science; what he wants to know is, can…
I firmly believe that if the whole
I firmly believe that if the whole materia medica could be sunk to the bottom…
When you no longer know what headache
When you no longer know what headache, heartache, or stomachache means without cistern punctures, electrocardiograms…
You have a cough go home tonight
You have a cough? Go home tonight, eat a whole box of Ex-Lax – tomorrow…
A man who cannot work without his
A man who cannot work without his hypodermic needle is a poor doctor. The amount…
Treat the patient not xray james m
Treat the patient, not the Xray. ~James M. HunterDCMOO
The art of medicine consists in amusing
The art of medicine consists in amusing the patient while nature cures the disease. ~Voltaire
Where a man feels pain he lays
Where a man feels pain he lays his hand. ~Dutch ProverbDCMOO
It is a wise mans part rather
It is a wise mans part, rather to avoid sickness, than to wishe for medicines. …
Throw physic to the dogs ill none
Throw physic to the dogs; I’ll none of it. ~William ShakespeareCOE
One thousand americans stop smoking every day
One thousand Americans stop smoking every day – by dying. ~Author Unknown
Physicians and politicians resemble one another in
Physicians and politicians resemble one another in this respect, that some defend the constitution and…
When a lot of remedies are suggested
When a lot of remedies are suggested for a disease, that means it cannot be…
Financial ruin from medical bills is almost
Financial ruin from medical bills is almost exclusively an American disease. ~Roul Turley
Dont take your organs to heaven with
Don’t take your organs to heaven with you. Heaven knows we need them here. ~Author…
A sweating ovary or a sick prostate
A sweating ovary or a sick prostate explains most history. ~Martin H. FischerFFM
To me the ideal doctor would be
To me the ideal doctor would be a man endowed with profound knowledge of life…
The road to medical knowledge is through
The road to medical knowledge is through the pathological museum and not through an apothecary’s…
Did god who gave us flowers and
Did God who gave us flowers and trees, Also provide the allergies? ~E.Y. Harburg, "A…
You may know the intractability of a
You may know the intractability of a disease by its long list of remedies. ~Alonzo…
My doctor is nice every time i
My doctor is nice; every time I see him, I’m ashamed of what I think…
Diagnosis is not the end but beginning
Diagnosis is not the end, but the beginning of practice. ~Martin H. FischerFFM
Faith and knowledge lean largely upon each
Faith and knowledge lean largely upon each other in the practice of medicine. ~Peter Mere…
Hes the best physician that knows worthlessness
He’s the best physician that knows the worthlessness of the most medicines. ~Benjamin FranklinDCMOO
On j day our profession will have a
On J-Day our profession will have a lot to answer for! We might at least…
Medicine is the only profession that labours
Medicine is the only profession that labours incessantly to destroy the reason for its own…
Nowadays the clinical history too often weighs
Nowadays the clinical history too often weighs more than the man. ~Martin H. FischerFFM