Category: Marriage Quotes SMS

Marriage Quotes SMS

Marriage Quotes SMS

My husband and i divorced over religious

My husband and I divorced over religious differences.  He thought he was God, and I…

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A man marries to have a home

A man marries to have a home, but also because he doesn’t want to be…

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The secret of a happy marriage remains

The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.  ~Henny Youngman

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Never marry for money yell borrow it

Never marry for money.  Ye’ll borrow it cheaper.  ~Scottish Proverb

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Mother in law a woman who destroys her son in laws

Mother-in-law:  a woman who destroys her son-in-law’s peace of mind by giving him a piece…

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She cried and the judge wiped her

She cried, and the judge wiped her tears with my checkbook.  ~Tommy Manville

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In olden times sacrifices were made at

In olden times sacrifices were made at the altar, a custom which is still continued. …

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One shouldnt be too inquisitive in life

One shouldn’t be too inquisitive in life Either about God’s secrets or one’s wife. ~Geoffrey…

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A happy marriage is a long conversation

A happy marriage is a long conversation which always seems too short.  ~Andre MauroisFD; RDM

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Come lets be a comfortable couple and

Come, let’s be a comfortable couple and take care of each other!  How glad we…

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A man without a wife is like

A man without a wife is like a vase without flowers.  ~African ProverbQNFQ

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Ive been married to one marxist and

I’ve been married to one Marxist and one Fascist, and neither one would take the…

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Alimony the ransom that the happy

Alimony – The ransom that the happy pay to the devil.  ~H.L. Mencken, "Sententiae," A…

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Strange to say what delight we married

Strange to say what delight we married people have to see these poor fools decoyed…

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If you havent seen your wife smile

If you haven’t seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven’t seen her…

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If your husband and a lawyer were

If your husband and a lawyer were drowning and you had to choose, would you…

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What we love about is the fever

What we love about love is the fever, which marriage puts to bed and cures. …

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Marriage isnt all that its cracked up

Marriage isn’t all that it’s cracked up to be.  Let me tell you, honestly.  Marriage…

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Marriage is a great institution but im

Marriage is a great institution, but I’m not ready for an institution.  ~Mae West

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I never knew what real happiness was

I never knew what real happiness was until I got married.  And by then it…

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I guess walking slow getting married is

I guess walking slow getting married is because it gives you time to maybe change…

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The concept of two people living together

The concept of two people living together for 25 years without a serious dispute suggests…

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It takes a loose rein to keep

It takes a loose rein to keep a marriage tight.  ~John StevensonPMB

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Chains do not hold a marriage together

Chains do not hold a marriage together.  It is threads, hundreds of tiny threads which…

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Love matches are made by people who content

Love-matches are made by people who are content, for a month of honey, to condemn…

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Valentines day is when a lot of

Valentine’s Day is when a lot of married men are reminded what a poor shot…

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You can never be happily married to

You can never be happily married to another until you get a divorce from yourself. …

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When you realize want to spend the

And I love that you are the last person I want to talk to before…

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As a general guideline never marry anyone

As a general guideline, never marry anyone that you can’t picture helping you go to…

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The big difference between sex for money

The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for…

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In marriage there are no manners to

In marriage there are no manners to keep up, and beneath the wildest accusations no…

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Marriage is a ghastly public confession of

Marriage is a ghastly public confession of a strictly private intention.  ~Ian HayLCC

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A man may be a fool and

A man may be a fool and not know it, but not if he is…

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Though marriage makes man and wife one

Though marriage makes man and wife one flesh, it leaves ’em still two fools.  ~William…

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Marriage halves our griefs doubles joys and

Marriage halves our griefs, doubles our joys, and quadruples our expenses.  ~English ProverbRDM

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I love being married its so great

I love being married.  It’s so great to find that one special person you want…

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A happy marriage is the union of

A happy marriage is the union of two good forgivers.  ~Ruth Bell GrahamRDM

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One of the good things that come

One of the good things that come of a true marriage is, that there is…

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On rare occasions one does hear of

On rare occasions one does hear of a miraculous case of a married couple falling…

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A dress that zips up the back

A dress that zips up the back will bring a husband and wife together.  ~James…

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Marriage is the only war in which

Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy.  ~François, Duc de…

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The man who never in his life

The man who never in his life Has washed the dishes with his wife Or…

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If i ever marry it will be

If I ever marry, it will be on a sudden impulse – as a man…

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Two mothers in law lord john russell on being

Two mothers-in-law.  ~Lord John Russell, on being asked what he would consider a proper punishment…

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Marrying for love may be a bit

Marrying for love may be a bit risky, but it is so honest that God…

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Someone once asked me why women dont

Someone once asked me why women don’t gamble as much as men do, and I…

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Bigamy is having one husband or wife

Bigamy is having one husband or wife too many.  Monogamy is the same.  ~Oscar Wilde

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Marriage is like a phone call in

Marriage is like a phone call in the night: first the ring, and then you…