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Marriage Quotes SMS
My husband and i divorced over religious
My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God, and I…
A man marries to have a home
A man marries to have a home, but also because he doesn’t want to be…
The secret of a happy marriage remains
The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret. ~Henny Youngman
Never marry for money yell borrow it
Never marry for money. Ye’ll borrow it cheaper. ~Scottish Proverb
Mother in law a woman who destroys her son in laws
Mother-in-law: a woman who destroys her son-in-law’s peace of mind by giving him a piece…
She cried and the judge wiped her
She cried, and the judge wiped her tears with my checkbook. ~Tommy Manville
In olden times sacrifices were made at
In olden times sacrifices were made at the altar, a custom which is still continued. …
One shouldnt be too inquisitive in life
One shouldn’t be too inquisitive in life Either about God’s secrets or one’s wife. ~Geoffrey…
A happy marriage is a long conversation
A happy marriage is a long conversation which always seems too short. ~Andre MauroisFD; RDM
Come lets be a comfortable couple and
Come, let’s be a comfortable couple and take care of each other! How glad we…
A man without a wife is like
A man without a wife is like a vase without flowers. ~African ProverbQNFQ
Ive been married to one marxist and
I’ve been married to one Marxist and one Fascist, and neither one would take the…
Alimony the ransom that the happy
Alimony – The ransom that the happy pay to the devil. ~H.L. Mencken, "Sententiae," A…
Strange to say what delight we married
Strange to say what delight we married people have to see these poor fools decoyed…
If you havent seen your wife smile
If you haven’t seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven’t seen her…
If your husband and a lawyer were
If your husband and a lawyer were drowning and you had to choose, would you…
What we love about is the fever
What we love about love is the fever, which marriage puts to bed and cures. …
Marriage isnt all that its cracked up
Marriage isn’t all that it’s cracked up to be. Let me tell you, honestly. Marriage…
Marriage is a great institution but im
Marriage is a great institution, but I’m not ready for an institution. ~Mae West
I never knew what real happiness was
I never knew what real happiness was until I got married. And by then it…
I guess walking slow getting married is
I guess walking slow getting married is because it gives you time to maybe change…
The concept of two people living together
The concept of two people living together for 25 years without a serious dispute suggests…
It takes a loose rein to keep
It takes a loose rein to keep a marriage tight. ~John StevensonPMB
Chains do not hold a marriage together
Chains do not hold a marriage together. It is threads, hundreds of tiny threads which…
Love matches are made by people who content
Love-matches are made by people who are content, for a month of honey, to condemn…
Valentines day is when a lot of
Valentine’s Day is when a lot of married men are reminded what a poor shot…
You can never be happily married to
You can never be happily married to another until you get a divorce from yourself. …
When you realize want to spend the
And I love that you are the last person I want to talk to before…
As a general guideline never marry anyone
As a general guideline, never marry anyone that you can’t picture helping you go to…
The big difference between sex for money
The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for…
In marriage there are no manners to
In marriage there are no manners to keep up, and beneath the wildest accusations no…
Marriage is a ghastly public confession of
Marriage is a ghastly public confession of a strictly private intention. ~Ian HayLCC
Though marriage makes man and wife one
Though marriage makes man and wife one flesh, it leaves ’em still two fools. ~William…
Marriage halves our griefs doubles joys and
Marriage halves our griefs, doubles our joys, and quadruples our expenses. ~English ProverbRDM
I love being married its so great
I love being married. It’s so great to find that one special person you want…
A happy marriage is the union of
A happy marriage is the union of two good forgivers. ~Ruth Bell GrahamRDM
One of the good things that come
One of the good things that come of a true marriage is, that there is…
On rare occasions one does hear of
On rare occasions one does hear of a miraculous case of a married couple falling…
A dress that zips up the back
A dress that zips up the back will bring a husband and wife together. ~James…
Marriage is the only war in which
Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy. ~François, Duc de…
The man who never in his life
The man who never in his life Has washed the dishes with his wife Or…
If i ever marry it will be
If I ever marry, it will be on a sudden impulse – as a man…
Two mothers in law lord john russell on being
Two mothers-in-law. ~Lord John Russell, on being asked what he would consider a proper punishment…
Marrying for love may be a bit
Marrying for love may be a bit risky, but it is so honest that God…
Someone once asked me why women dont
Someone once asked me why women don’t gamble as much as men do, and I…
Bigamy is having one husband or wife
Bigamy is having one husband or wife too many. Monogamy is the same. ~Oscar Wilde
Marriage is like a phone call in
Marriage is like a phone call in the night: first the ring, and then you…