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In the early years you fight because
In the early years, you fight because you don’t understand each other. In the later…
Adultery is the application of democracy to
Adultery is the application of democracy to love. ~Henry Louis Mencken, "Sententiae," A Book of…
The sum which two married people owe
The sum which two married people owe to one another defies calculation. It is an…
Love is blind but marriage restores its
Love is blind, but marriage restores its sight. ~Samuel LichtenbergCD
I dreamed of a wedding elaborate elegance
I dreamed of a wedding of elaborate elegance, A church filled with family and friends….
Never strike your wife even with
Never strike your wife – even with a flower. ~Hindu Proverb
The chief reason why marriage is rarely
The chief reason why marriage is rarely a success is that it is contracted while…
A first rate marriage is like a hotel
A first-rate marriage is like a first-rate hotel: expensive, but worth it. ~Mignon McLaughlin, The…
Sometimes i wonder if men and women
Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps they should live…
Our marriage has always been a 50 50
Our marriage has always been a 50-50 proposition – with the possible exception of closet…
Marriage is three parts love and seven
Marriage is three parts love and seven parts forgiveness of sins. ~Langdon MitchellRDM
Two things are owed to truthfulness
Two things are owed to truthfulness – lasting marriages and short friendships. ~Robert Brault, www.robertbrault.com
Marriage that i call the will of
Marriage: that I call the will of two to create the one who is more…
In the long run wives are to
In the long run wives are to be paid in a peculiar coin – consideration…
One thing you learn in a long
One thing you learn in a long marriage is how many sneezes to wait before…
I came from a big family as
I came from a big family. As a matter of fact, I never got to…
A great poet has seldom sung of
A great poet has seldom sung of lawfully wedded happiness, but of free and secret…
Marriage must constantly fight against a monster
Marriage must constantly fight against a monster which devours everything: routine. ~Honore de BalzacRDM
Getting married is a lot like getting
Getting married is a lot like getting into a tub of hot water. After you…
Wasnt marriage like life unstimulating and unprofitable
Wasn’t marriage, like life, unstimulating and unprofitable and somewhat empty when too well ordered and…
That quiet mutual gaze of a trusting
That quiet mutual gaze of a trusting husband and wife is like the first moment…
Ive sometimes thought of marrying and then
I’ve sometimes thought of marrying, and then I’ve thought again. ~Noel Coward, 1956LCC
Once a woman has forgiven her man
Once a woman has forgiven her man, she must not reheat his sins for breakfast. …
Dont marry the person you think can
Don’t marry the person you think you can live with; marry only the individual you…
In every marriage more than a week
In every marriage more than a week old, there are grounds for divorce. The trick…
Matrimony is a process by which grocer
Matrimony is a process by which a grocer acquired an account the florist had. ~Francis…
When a man opens the car door
When a man opens the car door for his wife, it’s either a new car…
By the time youre his shivering and
By the time you’re his Shivering and sighing, And he vows his passion is Infinite,…
Affairs are just as disillusioning marriage and
Affairs are just as disillusioning as marriage, and much less restful. ~Mignon McLaughlin, The Second…
Wedlock is a padlock john ray english
Wedlock is a padlock. ~John Ray, English ProverbsLCC
Love a temporary insanity curable by marriage
Love: A temporary insanity curable by marriage. ~Ambrose Bierce, The Devil’s DictionaryHHQ
Heres to matrimony the high sea for
Here’s to matrimony, the high sea for which no compass has yet been invented! ~Heinrich…
A woman who loves her husband is
A woman who loves her husband is merely paying her bills. A woman who loves…
People do not marry people real ones
People do not marry people, not real ones anyway; they marry what they think the…
Any intelligent woman who reads the marriage
Any intelligent woman who reads the marriage contract, and then goes into it, deserves all…
Many a man in love with dimple
Many a man in love with a dimple makes the mistake of marrying the whole…
In the opinion of world marriage ends
In the opinion of the world, marriage ends all, as it does in a comedy. …
Being divorced is like being hit by
Being divorced is like being hit by a Mack truck. If you live through it,…
A long marriage is two people trying
A long marriage is two people trying to dance a duet and two solos at…
Give up all hope of peace so
Give up all hope of peace so long as your mother-in-law is alive. ~Juvenal, SatiresLCC
Marriage means commitment of course so does
Marriage means commitment. Of course, so does insanity. ~Author Unknown
No married man is genuinely happy if
No married man is genuinely happy if he has to drink worse whisky than he…
Wedding rings the worlds smallest handcuffs author
Wedding rings: the world’s smallest handcuffs. ~Author Unknown
Marriage is like pleading guilty to an
Marriage is like pleading guilty to an indefinite sentence. Without parole. ~John Mortimer, The Trials…
A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive
A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing. ~Joey Adams
It gives me a headache to think
It gives me a headache to think about that stuff. I’m just a kid. I…
I never married because there was no
I never married because there was no need. I have three pets at home which…
The older i get the less time
The older I get, the less time I want to spend with the part of…
I figure that the degree of difficulty
I figure that the degree of difficulty in combining two lives ranks somewhere between rerouting…
When a man steals your wife there
When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him…
Why does a woman work ten years
Why does a woman work ten years to change a man’s habits and then complain…
I never even believed in divorce until
I never even believed in divorce until after I got married. ~Diane FordWL
One mans folly is another wife helen
One man’s folly is another man’s wife. ~Helen RowlandCUL
God created sex priests marriage voltaire
God created sex. Priests created marriage. ~Voltaire
Its easy to understand love at first
It’s easy to understand love at first sight, but how do we explain love after…
Marriage is more than four bare legs
Marriage is more than four bare legs in a bed. ~Hoshang N. Akhtar
Love is one long sweet dream and
Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock. ~Author Unknown
Id marry again if i found a
I’d marry again if I found a man who had fifteen million dollars and would…
The highest happiness on earth is marriage
The highest happiness on earth is marriage. ~William Lyon Phelps
Its a nasty divorce when they cant
It’s a nasty divorce when they can’t agree on how to divvy up the His…
To keep your marriage brimming with love
To keep your marriage brimming, With love in the loving cup, Whenever you’re wrong, admit…
My mother once told me that if
[M]y mother once told me that if a married couple puts a penny in a…
The view that a peptic ulcer may
The view that a peptic ulcer may be the hole in a man’s stomach through…
The total amount of undesired sex endured
The total amount of undesired sex endured by women is probably greater in marriage than…
After a few years of marriage man
After a few years of marriage, a man can look right at a woman without…
Men never know how tired they are
Men never know how tired they are till their wives sit them down for a…
My mother said it was simple to
My mother said it was simple to keep a man, you must be a maid…
If you want to read about love
If you want to read about love and marriage, you’ve got to buy two separate…
More marriages might survive if the partners
More marriages might survive if the partners realized that sometimes the better comes after the…
Think not because you are now wed
Think not because you are now wed That all your courtship’s at an end. ~Antonio…
Marriage is an alliance entered into by
Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who can’t sleep with the window…
After the chills and fever of love
After the chills and fever of love, how nice is the 98.6º of marriage! ~Mignon…
And when will there be an end
And when will there be an end of marrying? I suppose, when there is an…
Love seems the swiftest but it is
Love seems the swiftest but it is the slowest of all growths. No man or…
English law prohibits a man from marrying
English Law prohibits a man from marrying his mother-in-law. This is our idea of useless…
It is easier to be a lover
It is easier to be a lover than a husband for the simple reason that…
Men who have a pierced ear are
Men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage – they’ve experienced pain…
The wedding march always reminds me of
The Wedding March always reminds me of the music played when soldiers go into battle. …
An object in possession seldom retains the
An object in possession seldom retains the same charm that it had in pursuit. ~Pliny…
Marriage is like a bank account you
Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out, you…
Before marriage a girl has to make
Before marriage, a girl has to make love to a man to hold him. After…
It is not marriage that fails it
It is not marriage that fails; it is people that fail. All that marriage does…
Marriage is natures way of ensuring that
Marriage is nature’s way of ensuring that a woman picks up some mothering experience before…
The concern that some women show at
The concern that some women show at the absence of their husbands, does not arise…
For two people in a marriage to
For two people in a marriage to live together day after day is unquestionably the…
The bonds of matrimony are like any
The bonds of matrimony are like any other bonds – they mature slowly. ~Peter De…
Never get married in the morning because
Never get married in the morning, because you never know who you’ll meet that night. …
Most marriages can survive 34better or worse34
Most marriages can survive "better or worse." The tester is all the years of "exactly…