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Marriage Quotes SMS

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In the early years you fight because

In the early years, you fight because you don’t understand each other.  In the later…

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Adultery is the application of democracy to

Adultery is the application of democracy to love.  ~Henry Louis Mencken, "Sententiae," A Book of…

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The sum which two married people owe

The sum which two married people owe to one another defies calculation.  It is an…

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Love is blind but marriage restores its

Love is blind, but marriage restores its sight.  ~Samuel LichtenbergCD

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I dreamed of a wedding elaborate elegance

I dreamed of a wedding of elaborate elegance, A church filled with family and friends….

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Never strike your wife even with

Never strike your wife – even with a flower.  ~Hindu Proverb

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The chief reason why marriage is rarely

The chief reason why marriage is rarely a success is that it is contracted while…

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A first rate marriage is like a hotel

A first-rate marriage is like a first-rate hotel:  expensive, but worth it.  ~Mignon McLaughlin, The…

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Sometimes i wonder if men and women

Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other.  Perhaps they should live…

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Our marriage has always been a 50 50

Our marriage has always been a 50-50 proposition – with the possible exception of closet…

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Marriage is three parts love and seven

Marriage is three parts love and seven parts forgiveness of sins.  ~Langdon MitchellRDM

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Two things are owed to truthfulness

Two things are owed to truthfulness – lasting marriages and short friendships.  ~Robert Brault, www.robertbrault.com

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Marriage that i call the will of

Marriage: that I call the will of two to create the one who is more…

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In the long run wives are to

In the long run wives are to be paid in a peculiar coin – consideration…

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One thing you learn in a long

One thing you learn in a long marriage is how many sneezes to wait before…

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I came from a big family as

I came from a big family.  As a matter of fact, I never got to…

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A great poet has seldom sung of

A great poet has seldom sung of lawfully wedded happiness, but of free and secret…

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Marriage must constantly fight against a monster

Marriage must constantly fight against a monster which devours everything:  routine.  ~Honore de BalzacRDM

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Getting married is a lot like getting

Getting married is a lot like getting into a tub of hot water.  After you…

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Wasnt marriage like life unstimulating and unprofitable

Wasn’t marriage, like life, unstimulating and unprofitable and somewhat empty when too well ordered and…

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That quiet mutual gaze of a trusting

That quiet mutual gaze of a trusting husband and wife is like the first moment…

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Ive sometimes thought of marrying and then

I’ve sometimes thought of marrying, and then I’ve thought again.  ~Noel Coward, 1956LCC

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Once a woman has forgiven her man

Once a woman has forgiven her man, she must not reheat his sins for breakfast. …

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Dont marry the person you think can

Don’t marry the person you think you can live with; marry only the individual you…

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In every marriage more than a week

In every marriage more than a week old, there are grounds for divorce.  The trick…

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Matrimony is a process by which grocer

Matrimony is a process by which a grocer acquired an account the florist had.  ~Francis…

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When a man opens the car door

When a man opens the car door for his wife, it’s either a new car…

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By the time youre his shivering and

By the time you’re his Shivering and sighing, And he vows his passion is Infinite,…

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Affairs are just as disillusioning marriage and

Affairs are just as disillusioning as marriage, and much less restful.  ~Mignon McLaughlin, The Second…

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Wedlock is a padlock john ray english

Wedlock is a padlock.  ~John Ray, English ProverbsLCC

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Love a temporary insanity curable by marriage

Love: A temporary insanity curable by marriage.  ~Ambrose Bierce, The Devil’s DictionaryHHQ

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Heres to matrimony the high sea for

Here’s to matrimony, the high sea for which no compass has yet been invented!  ~Heinrich…

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A woman who loves her husband is

A woman who loves her husband is merely paying her bills.  A woman who loves…

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People do not marry people real ones

People do not marry people, not real ones anyway; they marry what they think the…

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Any intelligent woman who reads the marriage

Any intelligent woman who reads the marriage contract, and then goes into it, deserves all…

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Many a man in love with dimple

Many a man in love with a dimple makes the mistake of marrying the whole…

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In the opinion of world marriage ends

In the opinion of the world, marriage ends all, as it does in a comedy. …

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Being divorced is like being hit by

Being divorced is like being hit by a Mack truck.  If you live through it,…

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A long marriage is two people trying

A long marriage is two people trying to dance a duet and two solos at…

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Give up all hope of peace so

Give up all hope of peace so long as your mother-in-law is alive.  ~Juvenal, SatiresLCC

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Marriage means commitment of course so does

Marriage means commitment.  Of course, so does insanity.  ~Author Unknown

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No married man is genuinely happy if

No married man is genuinely happy if he has to drink worse whisky than he…

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Wedding rings the worlds smallest handcuffs author

Wedding rings:  the world’s smallest handcuffs.  ~Author Unknown

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Marriage is like pleading guilty to an

Marriage is like pleading guilty to an indefinite sentence.  Without parole.  ~John Mortimer, The Trials…

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A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive

A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing.  ~Joey Adams

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It gives me a headache to think

It gives me a headache to think about that stuff.  I’m just a kid.  I…

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I never married because there was no

I never married because there was no need.  I have three pets at home which…

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The older i get the less time

The older I get, the less time I want to spend with the part of…

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I figure that the degree of difficulty

I figure that the degree of difficulty in combining two lives ranks somewhere between rerouting…

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When a man steals your wife there

When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him…

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Why does a woman work ten years

Why does a woman work ten years to change a man’s habits and then complain…

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I never even believed in divorce until

I never even believed in divorce until after I got married.  ~Diane FordWL

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One mans folly is another wife helen

One man’s folly is another man’s wife.  ~Helen RowlandCUL

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God created sex priests marriage voltaire

God created sex.  Priests created marriage.  ~Voltaire

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Its easy to understand love at first

It’s easy to understand love at first sight, but how do we explain love after…

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Marriage is more than four bare legs

Marriage is more than four bare legs in a bed.  ~Hoshang N. Akhtar

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Love is one long sweet dream and

Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.  ~Author Unknown

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Id marry again if i found a

I’d marry again if I found a man who had fifteen million dollars and would…

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The highest happiness on earth is marriage

The highest happiness on earth is marriage.  ~William Lyon Phelps

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Its a nasty divorce when they cant

It’s a nasty divorce when they can’t agree on how to divvy up the His…

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To keep your marriage brimming with love

To keep your marriage brimming, With love in the loving cup, Whenever you’re wrong, admit…

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My mother once told me that if

[M]y mother once told me that if a married couple puts a penny in a…

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The view that a peptic ulcer may

The view that a peptic ulcer may be the hole in a man’s stomach through…

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The total amount of undesired sex endured

The total amount of undesired sex endured by women is probably greater in marriage than…

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After a few years of marriage man

After a few years of marriage, a man can look right at a woman without…

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Men never know how tired they are

Men never know how tired they are till their wives sit them down for a…

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My mother said it was simple to

My mother said it was simple to keep a man, you must be a maid…

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If you want to read about love

If you want to read about love and marriage, you’ve got to buy two separate…

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More marriages might survive if the partners

More marriages might survive if the partners realized that sometimes the better comes after the…

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Think not because you are now wed

Think not because you are now wed That all your courtship’s at an end. ~Antonio…

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Marriage is an alliance entered into by

Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who can’t sleep with the window…

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After the chills and fever of love

After the chills and fever of love, how nice is the 98.6º of marriage!  ~Mignon…

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And when will there be an end

And when will there be an end of marrying?  I suppose, when there is an…

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Love seems the swiftest but it is

Love seems the swiftest but it is the slowest of all growths.  No man or…

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English law prohibits a man from marrying

English Law prohibits a man from marrying his mother-in-law.  This is our idea of useless…

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It is easier to be a lover

It is easier to be a lover than a husband for the simple reason that…

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Men who have a pierced ear are

Men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage – they’ve experienced pain…

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The wedding march always reminds me of

The Wedding March always reminds me of the music played when soldiers go into battle. …

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An object in possession seldom retains the

An object in possession seldom retains the same charm that it had in pursuit.  ~Pliny…

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Marriage is like a bank account you

Marriage is like a bank account.  You put it in, you take it out, you…

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Before marriage a girl has to make

Before marriage, a girl has to make love to a man to hold him.  After…

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It is not marriage that fails it

It is not marriage that fails; it is people that fail.  All that marriage does…

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Marriage is natures way of ensuring that

Marriage is nature’s way of ensuring that a woman picks up some mothering experience before…

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The concern that some women show at

The concern that some women show at the absence of their husbands, does not arise…

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For two people in a marriage to

For two people in a marriage to live together day after day is unquestionably the…

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The bonds of matrimony are like any

The bonds of matrimony are like any other bonds – they mature slowly.  ~Peter De…

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Never get married in the morning because

Never get married in the morning, because you never know who you’ll meet that night. …

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Most marriages can survive 34better or worse34

Most marriages can survive "better or worse."  The tester is all the years of "exactly…