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Jobs Quotes SMS

Jobs Quotes SMS

The difference between a job and career

The difference between a job and a career is the difference between forty and sixty…

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Corporations no longer try to fit square

Corporations no longer try to fit square pegs into round holes; they just fit them…

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A lot of fellows nowadays have a

A lot of fellows nowadays have a B.A., M.D., or Ph.D.  Unfortunately, they don’t have…

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As a job seeker remember this you

As a job seeker, remember this: You only lack experience if they want it done…

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Oh you hate your job why didnt

Oh, you hate your job?  Why didn’t you say so?  There’s a support group for…

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Eventually the person who tries to fix

Eventually the person who tries to fix the problem will be blamed for causing it. …

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If you are the boss its wise

If you are the boss it’s wise to remember that there are lots of things…

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Every day i get up and look

Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people…

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Find a job you like and add

Find a job you like and you add five days to every week.  ~H. Jackson…

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Time is an illusion lunchtime doubly so

Time is an illusion, lunchtime doubly so.  ~Douglas AdamsCOCI

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Researchers at harvard say that taking a

Researchers at Harvard say that taking a power nap for an hour in the afternoon…

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Dont waste time learning the 34tricks of

Don’t waste time learning the "tricks of the trade."  Instead, learn the trade.  ~Attributed to…

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A certificate does not make you certified

A certificate does not make you certified.  Attitude, performance, commitment to self and team –…

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Statistics indicate that as a result of

Statistics indicate that, as a result of overwork, modern executives are dropping like flies on…

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We pretend to work because they pay

We pretend to work because they pretend to pay us.  ~Author Unknown

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If you dont like your job strike

If you don’t like your job you don’t strike.  You just go in every day…

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Thank you paper clips for being like

Thank you paper clips, for being like staples that can’t commit. ~Jimmy Fallon

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When people go to work they shouldnt

When people go to work, they shouldn’t have to leave their hearts at home.  ~Betty…

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The supreme accomplishment is to blur the

The supreme accomplishment is to blur the line between work and play.  ~Arnold Toynbee

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The best time to start thinking about

The best time to start thinking about your retirement is before the boss does.  ~Author…

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A life spent in constant labor is

A life spent in constant labor is a life wasted, save a man be such…

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Law of the alibi if you tell

Law of the Alibi:  If you tell the boss you were late for work because…

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Work expands so as to fill the

Work expands so as to fill the time available for its completion.  ~C. Northcote Parkinson,…

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What is it that you like doing

What is it that you like doing?  If you don’t like it, get out of…

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A mission statement is a dense slab

A Mission Statement is a dense slab of words that a large organization produces when…

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Theres no business like show business but

There’s no business like show business, but there are several businesses like accounting.  ~David Letterman

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What the world really needs is more

What the world really needs is more love and less paper work.  ~Pearl Bailey

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Wednesdays are like mondays in the middle

Wednesdays are like Mondays in the middle of the week!  ~Lee Fox Williams

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There are no menial jobs only attitudes

There are no menial jobs, only menial attitudes.  ~William J. Bennett, The Book of Virtues

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Ive met a few people in my

I’ve met a few people in my time who were enthusiastic about hard work.  And…